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# sorry
i know it's an old bandwagon...

but it took me ages, i started when the bandwagon started
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
ace stuff! = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i quite like that
the spider probably has a better personality than scott anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Ooh!
Very smooth! Makes me shudder when it goes in his ear...

Old, but a woo yay and houpla all the same!!!
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Woo!
He's got a creepy crawly on him.... I'll swat it:



Did I get it? I better swat again to make sure...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# heheheh
I love these, matT
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# hahah!
I would!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I recognize that shovel
alhough the face... I'm having a tough time with it...

Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Now then, let's not use this as a blatant repost opportunity
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# you're right, let's not
that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Not as shit as your posts
"Cunt!" - in the style of the blonde chick in American Beauty
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# they're far worse.
and stop being mean, it's not going to help is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# I'm sorry
I'm just a bitter gay dwarf who's black.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# you're quite right
my apologies, gary glitter paedophile jokes are clearly the most amusing thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# is it a troll
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# no
more a troglodyte
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I think I will go and kill another
couple of hours on the most boring recursive animation ever, then
I've already wasted hours, and I doubt it's going to be impressive when I finish, but it keeps me off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# While you have had 0 fps
Zerolicious has 15, so shut up and behave
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# good lordy
is all the bitching still going on?! ;-)

blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# mmmm... I agree with the "shut up and behave" part
but have to say I disagree as to take the fp amount as a way to compare people's skills ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# just
cos you got less FPs than you deserve!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Some people like to "fluff"
I prefer to "appall"

There's room on this board for all

So cock off!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# fuck off
I liked your picture

(cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# you don't appall though
you're just dull
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean,
but I think I'll have to agree with that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# you're right about the fp count
it's just a useful case in point, in the context of "Not as shit as your posts"
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
#
I understood, but felt I had to be the voice of reason there...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# seconded.
You're doing well, keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Baz style, yay !
how's you , recovering I hope :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# :)
bottoming out i think. can't wait to spend a weekend in bed. how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'm fine :)
I've had sudden strokes of hummus lately but I'm back to normal now.
Plan to spend the weekend visiting friends in the sunny south if I can get my car back from the garage in time.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Yay for spiders!
Yay for cool animations!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I've been away for a while..
who's that fella who's been bandwagonned?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# scott mills
the radio one DJ who thought it'd b clever to plug himself on the b3ta board with that image to photoshop urself into
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# don't worry about him.
Move along. Shop something that isn't him, and everything will be OK again.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# ah, i getcha
unfortunately i can't do any shopping, because my potatoshopping machine is broken. maybe i'll have a go with paint?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# paintmash fluffy stuff!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# no really it's fine
you dont need to shop him, i think he's been shopped to death (hopefully)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Rarrr!


Don't annoy my kitten. He bites.
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Awwwwww



Let it live
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# ooh that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# GAH!
but very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# oh
he is lovely!
How are you?
I have to have finished my uni application by next Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Are you still applying to Downing?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yup
i've got to choose a college for Durham though :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# GOOD CHOICE THAT GIRL!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# a friiend of mine is going to durham
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# thought you were taking a year out?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# i am!
but I'm applying this year for deferred entry, to see if i get good places. If not then I can reapply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# that didnt make any sense to me, sorry.
whats deferred entry?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# applying this year
but for entry the year after.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# ahhh
that makes much more sense. I just turned up and went to the bar. been there since...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)
# It means
no sex before the third date
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# tank ye now, to be sure!
I'm not too bad thanks - been a bit quiet on the b3ta front recently as the first prototypes of my new motherboard has been rolling off the production line, yay!

Complete with a subtle goatse-inspired logo that I managed to get on there :)

Grr to application forms - they're a pain in the bum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# yay!
a good pic! how rare
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# That's really rather
good. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# That's cool!
I like that one muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Houpla!

what an old-school response
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Retrotastic!



I'm still amazed that nobody has noticed the soft porn I put in the alt tag :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# that's because it's an ALT tag
and thus isn't completely browser compatible. TITLE should be used instead
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# you like
your title tags, don't you! I'm an old school HTML guy; don't like none of this complicated CSS and Javascript malarkey... I come from the days of HTML 4 validation requiring alt tags on every picture, and title barely being used at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# There's nowt to stop you using ALT and TITLE
and having the same thing on both.


Go on, share the porn!
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i'm just
an opera user
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I'm just
a boy who can't say no! /oklahoma

see it's using title now :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I just did.
How fitting.

You out in Camden on Sunday btw?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Hell yeah
although not going to get quite as cunted as I did at the previous two bashes...


Should be doing Brighton too if anybody's going down that way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I'm at the m3tatw33n screening on Saturday.
'tis a busy b3ta weekend for yours truly.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Arf.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I did!
First time I've been on b3ta in aeons, and it's the first thing that popped up on screen.

Mmmm, porn.
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# erm..
what's with the porn-tastic alt tags?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# eww
(1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Rarrrr!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# In the days before the internet,
computer users were hit by the Kim Wilde virus



Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
kim wilde.....
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Who'd fall for that?
.


Who'd have a BBC Model B?
Point taken... I retract my first statement...

Rubs thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Haha
Like it
(SlinkySkunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# The IT guy deleted all my photshopping programs
and made it so I can't install any new programs on my computer. Talk about bored. I spent the last few days redesigning my website instead, let me know what you think all.

www.softcom.net/users/0elvis/
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# :P
the installation thing happened to me to,
and the only program i could start was internet explorer. But its good now
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# How much for "Whore Inflamed"?
I'd love to have such a greatly titled picture on the wall.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Already Sold
Thx for the interest though. I'm going to work on some more paintings in that series tonight as a matter of fact.
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Well...
You live in Loady, CA.. home of bad smelling grapes.

I do, however, love your artwork... and sorry you live in Loady.

Oops, you live in Sac... damn me for not reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# haha
IT guys rule
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# IT guys SUCK
You misguided fool!
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Is your name meant to be spelt wrong?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Yep
I use it for some sites that have a 15 letter limit, so I had to drop an E out of there. Now I can use the same ID for everything.
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:00, archived)
# i am
an IT guy
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Then you suck.
Well, at least you do if you deprive the workers of the ability to photoshop.
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# generally i don't
but i could. and maybe i will, just for the sheer joy of it.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Just for the fun of it?
You IT people are evil I tell you. EEEEEEvil!
(Frezedriedelvis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Could it get any worse?
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# YES
He could be on the radi....oh
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# dear god
is this still fucking going?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# unbefuckinglievable isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# yep
thankfully i've only been on for about 5 minutes total all day, but that's the only sodding thing i've seen.

anyway, how's you mister?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Very well thanks.
Big b3ta weekend looming. Fnord's coming over tomorrow, then the m3tatw33n debut in Hudds with some of my favourite b3tans, then London on Sunday for the estimable 100% of Gibbons birthday.

And you? Feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Speaking of b3ta meets!
any plans for anyone making a new pub thingy? I've lost track of everything:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# It's up and running
in arthur

www.munkt0n.com
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Oh right...
Should have looked myself, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)
# that sounds fabtastic
100% of JEALOUS

worse actually. probably be back on the up after tomorrow though. i'm finding that being ill combined with intense fatigue is making me want to act like baz on the board though. i might try it just for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Go on then
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Shop goatse
That'll make you feel better:)

Infact...Spazz back and find EVERY bandwagon...shop them all together, turn around 3 times, look into a mirror, shout CUNT CUNT CUNTY MINTS and see No-Hand's in the mirror!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Is that a black homeless retarded cripple with AIDS?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# And gay
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# AND HOMELESS
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# And
BLACK

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# yes
you could have babies.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# What the fuck happened to him?
He's all dark and undeveloped
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Steve battled for the title 'Underwater Comedy King 2003'.....
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Ah the Baron
you truly are a master of discuise.
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# He gets the title in my book
fantastic!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Superbativity
.....TO THE MAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)
# My last contribution to the bandwagon (thank god)


Attaboy furtive... take him away...
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# *claps*
I actualy like this one muchly too!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# GC?
www.matazone.co.uk/Kitten%2dace%2dof%2dspades.html

Threadwastage/random question for the bored: Can anyone think of any games that could be gay-ified? Serious question. Honest.
(Orwellian Trash, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
#


and made by a b3tan, probably matazone.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
#
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# Not seen that before.
It's rather good.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Are you Scott Mills?

I seem to have missed things.... phew

Can't beat a bit of Lemmy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Why?
Just why?

But Cluedo could be gay-ed up very easily I reckon, just look at the tash on Col. Mustard - it's halfway there already.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Well
since matazone is the site of a b3tan, we've probably seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# matazone told us about it
when he made it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# gc for sure
tj- when's the brighton bash?
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
#
details in darkedge's profile

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1386
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# damn you all- i can't make it
have fun you crazy kids
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Can anyone think of any games
that would be funnier with cripples? That would be really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# How about...
...wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I was thinking
synchronised drowning swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# where is the b3ta halloween 'bash'
and do attendees get foam clubs to bash each other with an a comic and over exaggerated fashion?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Babushka, Kings Cross, THAT LONDON.
And yes, yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)
# and would the loon that is Johnny2 be welcomed weith open arms
or beaten with foam clubs
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)
# is it actually on halloween
and would i need wear a costume, or some form of cavemanesque getup to go with the club motif. And will there be cheese niblets?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Yes, yes, and probably.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# twister?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# You should probably know...
...that Matazone is a b3tan.

[edit] Surely any game could be gay-ified, just make everyone dress in pink and say, "Hello sailor" a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
#


rrrrepost because I wanna
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Cock
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# i'm impressed by the spread of your vocabulary
eight words is it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# He's still not discovered the word
"off"
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:42, archived)
# I would say
that he's in the lower percentile for mental development.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# You mean he's a retard?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:47, archived)
# indeed
maybe it's svenno in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Or baaa
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)
# que?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# nah baaa
would have promoted his great site by now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)
# "Someday my site will rule the world"
How does a site get to rule the world?

Artificial intelligence?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)
# www.ihaveaverybigrulerindeed.com
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:57, archived)
# repost time is it?
For the evening shifters.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Bandwagons to the left of me
reposts to the right.

Here I am, watching the end of the Bill, then fucking off out.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Apologies.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# If this bandwagon is still rolling tomorow
I will chop off my penis and write 'COCK OFF' in penis blood and take pictures*

* may not happen
(smoglane!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# and on that note
i'm off... bye bye everybody, Bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# well in that case, it's alphabet time:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Gah!
I just deleted my temp files, and I get 3 or 4 pics which would have been in my cache.

Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Have you come arcoss the first Hetz post yet?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# nah
i stoppped for the day at archive 63
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# this is tippity top
btw, did anyway see the star (sorry) today?
it's just that Lucy Pinder was in it...
mmm... Lucy Pinder
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# funnily enough
the Star isn't my paper of choice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Agreed
I wouldn't wipe my arse with the star. Although that has more to do the quality of the paper, rather than the content.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I'd rather read the star
than the Sun/Mail/Express. At least there's not enough text for it to have a poisonous editorial line.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:48, archived)
# i am reposting my reply then
i'll make you an offer you can't refuse. let me do the birthday pary, and i'll do the bar mitzvah for 50% off.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# it was something about pizzas
and hitmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
#

Click for biggun

Edit: Woo! First FP, thanks!
(Idid, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:36, archived)
# haha
Top !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Armadillo Squadron
are great to work for.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# TJ
The moon look lovely tonight! only a half moon, but it's a nice shade of Orange...very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# super!
The definitive heavily armoured, low altitude bomber
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Chocks away!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I got so blinded by Mills I almost missed this. It's very special :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:43, archived)
# fantastic
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Woo for Armadillo armed forces!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# muuuuuum...
I wanna go in the armaliddo!
(Lambkin, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# "Leave no Tern unstoned...."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# auld jokey
groan
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# is it?
I just thought of it then after talking to roxy hart about columbo....bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# lol, my mam's been saying it for years
very well shopped/painted though, woo yay
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I do like the fact
that just talking to me as well as my typing mistakes can create hummus for people
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# youre a hummus muse.
a humuse if you will...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:38, archived)
# You create a bit more than hummus for me baby
I'm w...
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# My only front page
is a result of a typo. Typos rock.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# at's thace!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# woo.
Help, I'm at work
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Nooo!
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# he really does
look like Fellmeister.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# methinks
his chin is too pointy on the right one
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Could you not
have just copied the left one and pasted?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# mspaint is screwy
if you copy and paste it leaves a white border around it for some reason.

Bah, it doesn't make life easy.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# ARGH!
THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS!
THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS! THE MILLS!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# The Hunchback of Notre Damme?
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# why
is it the thought of either hayley mills or sir john mills went through my mind when i read that.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Thank
youverymucha...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Woo!
"that mills twat? yes, he went that way, officer!"
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# woo
bea utiful :)
('Andeh', Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# has it been done?
bandwagon...

evening everyone. how are you all?
('Andeh', Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# And now there's a sign too.
Definitely pub time.

Decent shopping though, shadow on the sign and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# danke
little things an all that
('Andeh', Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# I reckon
you can tell a decent bandwagon by checking the front page. If it's any good, one of the early ones will have got on there. Somehow, I don't think this twunt will do.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# are you saying
that the prawns bandwagon was good?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# well
it didn't last very long, it had that going for it! I don't remember how that one developed though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Now there's a line with these kind of things!


I don't think it's been crossed yet though;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# normally i hate to send food back, but sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Lord Hutton seeks external assistance
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
"oh, just one thing before I go....."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Don't get him involved!
the hutton thing will take soooo much longer now!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# yeah but it will be much more interesting now....
and yo know he wont leave any stone unturned...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I suppose so
Call Columbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Indeed
He's the reason I study forensic science
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# that is wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I'm gonna buy a mac and some cigars
for the first day at work.
(After I graduate of course)
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Take a picture
I need to see that
I'll be so proud of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Might have to wait a few years
I might do a phd and milk this student life cow for all it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Wear it to
the night out in celebration of mine and Glis's birthday in Brighton!

Oh and my wife is a big fan of yours *said in Columbo's voice*
(DMQOB, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:41, archived)
# only 1 hour
including commerical breaks
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# really?
oh...that's alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Yeah, but we know Blair did it
Columbo knows it too. He's just gonna fuck with Blair's head for the whole episode.
That's it Falkly! Put more grey hairs on the bastards head!!!
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Hurrah for Columbo
I watched four episodes on video today. The man is a genius
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I've got one of the dvd's
i'm getting the other next week!
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# The first one on the second DVD is superb
Better than the first three
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Woo Yay
(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Woo for Columbo!
(Orwellian Trash, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Quick... before the lights go out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
that works really well
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# bloody hell!
that's a big 50p!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# nah, he's just a borrower
it's a 5p
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# not really...
...he is just so very tiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# you can talk
wee man
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I may be wee...
...but I can get the lids off jars of pickles!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# using only the power of your mind
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# oohhhhhhh
get her!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# why is that
so very funny, i dont want laugh, but i am
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# That's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# See, he's all soft and fuzzy inside.

Not as good as I'd planned.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# sorry, but
threadjack: where can i get that pic of the woman looking at the mug?


note: call interflora and get woo-yay bouquet made...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# try
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_815581.html
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Come hither
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# MILLS IS FEAR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Hmmm...
*predicts a now inevitable photoshop*
*and edits to repost old pic of some relevance*
(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Haha!
and curiously enough, I watched half of the HHGTTG last night.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I have the entire story in MP3
if anyone would like a link.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# 4rthur me por favor
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# *struggles to find arthur link
munkt0n.something????
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:31, archived)
# consider ureself
4rthured
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:33, archived)
# give me a few minutes.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:37, archived)
# 21?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# i love it.
- When spam goes strange:

Dear Sir/Madam,
Are you confused about your gender?
Are you gay or just a bender?
Do you think you're a pretender?
Would you like to swap your bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# 42.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# DO NOT PANIC
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Fnord
Perfect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Shoudn't that be 'Fnord Prefect'?
nt.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Nope.
I was going for the clever name/complement merge....maybe it didn't work quite as well as planned.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# No, my bad
I thought I was being clever, but I was just repeating your joke badly.

I've had a beer.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# it was almost an anagram :)
but I got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:30, archived)
# lol
zaphod beeblebrox, is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)
# and
trillian
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:24, archived)
# drool
.
.
.
.
.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# wheres that link
to the mp3 then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# .
munkt0n.dyndns.org/ me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:28, archived)
# sorry
it stemmed from me mis hearing something last night

need to get it out of my system
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:16, archived)
# <groan>
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Hey! close your tags </groan>
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# *groan*
carpe Jugulum
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*understands*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)
# *cough*



and
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:25, archived)
# [groan]
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# i allmost learned to juggle at V
cos i went with a circus man
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:19, archived)
# groan
and tj: i cant believe the shop the stupid radio dj bandwagon is still going
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:21, archived)
# sadly I can
I tire of bandwagons very quickly.
Oh well, I think I might watch that pirate film, to train myself for International Speak like a Pirate Day
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:26, archived)
# sorry
i must have missed it, when is speak like pirate day?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:27, archived)
# the 19th
of September. Try google.
Or yarr.org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:29, archived)
# which pirate film
i want a pirate copy of pirates of the caribean, just for the irony, and cos i thought it was good
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:39, archived)
# that's the one
yarrr
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:46, archived)
# hehe
rather woo

so saith I
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Allways (sp?)
*pedant*
(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 20:23, archived)

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