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The Stouffa tryouts...

...were fun for Harry, but a pain in the arse for the applicants

(Yvash ...taking apathy to new levels of oh fuck it., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)

note to self:

jokes about Harry Hill are slightly less funny than Harry Hill. Which is hard.

(Yvash ...taking apathy to new levels of oh fuck it., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)

I don't like to see posts that attract no comments so...

please have a woo, a yay and a houpla from me.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)

and hey,

have one from me too, why the hell not!

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)

you make me

very happy :D

(Yvash ...taking apathy to new levels of oh fuck it., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)

fuck this

i'm off to rot a bit.

might be back later.

don't worry, i probably won't top myself, but if i do, i'm taking him with me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

umm...

why?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)

for

the conversation?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)

that doctor

wasted 7 years of my life, put my thru unessarcy testing, misdiagnosed me 3-4 times.

and mostly fucked my childhood and education over.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)

hello?

be just a smidge positive? for the sake of the kittens?

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)

why fucking lie?

i don't feel fucking positve, so theres no point fakign it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

get some sleep

it does wonders, seriously

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)

*slap*

Did that help?

Come on Berk, we all get low sometimes. I've been at the bottom twice before but bounced back. Look at me. I lot my other half, I lost my house, I lost my band, I'm stuck in a job I hate, I've just had to sell my car*...

But I'll return a bigger and better whelk.

*this is, fact fans, actually 100% fact

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

blimey - go you.

You rock :)

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)

Starting your own business carries its risks.

That's all I can say.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)

there's also no point plastering it all over an internet messageboard.

you know perfectly well you can get your life into a much better shape than it's in at the moment.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)

well at least he's being caught.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

take pep's advice

unplug the machine... read a book, man!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

go to bed,

read a good book and then get some sleep. Hell, have a wank if you can be arsed, which i doubt. But just get some sleep.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)

it's always nice to see you pop up with sage advice

in someones thyme of need :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)

I've been

pars(ly)ing the thyme away from b3ta tonight but i like to help when i can.

(edit - actually that alone is enough to send someone overthe edge).

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)

nice punnage

especially for this time of night!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)

terrible wasn't it?

I'm almost ashamed.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)

always the fluffiest of the fluff

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)

you're no longer kitteny

cheer up. it was rainy earlier and now its sunny. can't go wrong with that.

remember, life is a fruity bull

or something like that

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)

sunny?

but... but ...it's dark outside! Waaaah! Berk we're coming with you - the sun doesn;t even shine here anymore!

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)

hey, it always shines on TV

/aha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

A ha?

oooooh, Alan Partridge?
;)

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

Apologies for my slightly

dark post below. If I wanted to take revenge for my shitty childhood there would be many, many junkies coming with me.
My parents were great, my peers were fucks. I do, however, like to chuckle at their broken bodies queued up at the needle exchange every week.
Thing is to try and make the most of whatever punishment your enemies receive without actually stooping to a level they would understand.

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helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

My advice ...

Listen to Ginger. Seriously.

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wonko the sane, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

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edovan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

haha

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)

great

picture

(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)

Yay Polar bears!

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C-Bean on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

They let me out on Sundays.

Let's see who the first one is to get the pic.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

don't fingerpaint chocolate on

your liquorice allsorts.
Or the blue man group's cold dog alien will get you.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

what's the M3tatween?

and oh how right u r RE: that dog stuff

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)

see my profile

or visit www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweening.htm

It's a collaborative animation with lots and lots of b3tans

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

Not me

That's for sure

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

Right...

Here we go again.

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

"lunchbox..."

was the last word he said before he died...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

When I was staying with Zog there was a film on one night and we hadn't been watching it but it was just ending and

it was set in the Arctic i think or somewhere snowy and people were dying (no it wasn't The Thing, that's what I thought a first) There was not a word spoken for about 10 mins as the film was ending, eventually a wailing cry came from one guys mouth, a cry of such immense despair and knowledge that the end was imminent.
That cry was 'b33333333333333333333333333333333tttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' and was repeated several times. We just missed capturing the cry on film but there you go, we'll remember it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

b3ta? in a film?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)

that was the only dialogue so it was impossible to contextualise

but it sure sounded like b33333333333tttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to us. Obviously he didn't spell it out but that's how I write b333333333333tttttttttaaaaaaaaaaa :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)

ice station

zebra?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)

might have been

it was on a terrestrial channel so it probably was an old classic or something. It was in colour though looked made in the early 80's maybe.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

HAZZAH!!!!

That am woo!

Now enter it in the compo...

maybe?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)

The 00's

Fresh Vegetable for Rotting Fruits

(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

how are you pronoucning the '00's'?

I wondered for a long time what this decade would be called. Eventually someone made www.namethedecade.com and had a vote. I think naughties won.
I liked 'the ooze'.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

Nineties

Naughties

i think Zeroties would be good

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

ooze

definitely! (definetely?)

(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

lovely

:)woo

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

life

it's shit. really, why do we bother?

all we're here to do is die, why not just save time?

i mean, what's the point? we lead futile lives, spend who knows how long slowly developing, then start to die, some people reproduce and inflict the same shit on another generation.

why?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

we are all born into this world...

....TO ROCK!!!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

I salute you.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

yay!

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

and bang out the odd ode

to a certain Mr Wells. and do it very well too, i might add.

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djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

because we managed to get here

ahead of all the other sperms.

so we might as well enjoy it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

my life

isn't enjoyable.

it's more like suffering.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

then you have to try and change it.

if you enjoy being on b3ta, then be on b3ta

if you enjoy walking, go for walks

if you don't enjoy brushing your hair, don't

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

i can't fucking do much about it

i'm the unlucky product of a system made for the normal, and i'mjust a little bit too different to cope with it, but not fucked up enough to get any proper help

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

i have physical deficiencies

just tone down them and exagerrate the enjoyment, then i'm happy

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)

enough

berk, I've told you many times about stuff you can do and you just concentrate on the stuff that you can't do.

I've been through the system, realised the system's shit, and sorted myself out. You know it. You know you can do it too.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)

unfortunatly the stuff i can't do

shits all over the stuff i'd like to do, and the stuff i can do.

i don't fucking want to

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)

right, I'm not going to get angry. I'm not gonna say "there there". and I'm not going to burst into tears.

What I am going to do is remind you that it's up to you to sort your life out. And that you know it can be done.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

life

is meant to be filled with suffering..that way when ya have some good bits they mean all the more.....well thats the way i got through a broken heart...that and becoming one hell of a cynical bastard.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

cos

its fun and there is booze....oh and sex....sex and booze and well...um.....well okay at the end of the day everything is pointless....but the ants dont know that.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

Orange flavour

fizz bombs

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

you didn't

get that shag then?

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

i don't care about the sex

it's just a way of meaninglessy using a few hours of a meaningless existence

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)

yeah

but it's fun ;-)

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

and

ya get to say some really weird stuff with a straight face...well not so much straight its more grimaced....well..weird looking.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

indeed

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

are you on crack?!

sex is great, and so's telling yer mates about it afterwards.

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

sex is fun

but hell, it's pointless

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

it has two points

1)reproduction
2) FUN!!!

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

3. FUN

4. FUN
5. Pretty damn meaningful at times.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

1) i wouldn't want to bring a child into this world

2) i don't care

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

eventually want to have kids....i would do now but i would be arrested....badoomtisch.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)

it is for you

but for couples of different sexes it does offer an objective, albeit one that's usually more avoided than sought after!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

you obviously haven't had sex with me then

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

Good point

Bad days all round

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)

drinking?

have you been?

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)

Yoda

are you?

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

doubtful

it is.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

I think i call that

the time to stop drinking.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)

nah

its not at the ...your me best mate you are...your me bestest mate in the whole world....didnt you kill my brother.....here...i think i`m gonna be sick....yeap i was right.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

ahh...

so many memories. Actually... i don't remember that happening at all. And how did this donkey get in my room?

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

doing anything Saturday?

-commiting suicide

what about Friday?

c Woody Allen

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

we live because we've got nothing better to do

may as well make the best of it :)

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)

we could die and see what it's like

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

that's kind of a one shot deal though

no changing your mind I'm afraid

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

I'll get to dying eventually

got a lot of other stuff to do first though - stuff I can't do while I'm dead.

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

If there is one thing that is certain in life....

...it's that you will one day die.

So you may as well try other stuff while you have the chance - you will find out what it is like to die soon enough.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

alcohol is a depressant

loose the vodka I.V. and get out and try to enjoy the simpler things in life. A walk, a run, a long talk with an old man...

hope I helped a little.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

hmm

a walk, would that be the 20 yards and a 2 day rest i can about mange?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

then a stroll

nothing hectic or energetic. Just a stroll, stop and help someone along the way. You'll feel a million times better. I fucking promise.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

mange?

that'll happen if you don't unplug your butt from the chair...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)

mate, you think that now

but some days are great (rough with the smooth). I promise :)

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

you need to go

HERE
It gives your life a new purpose.

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

that is so bookmarked!!!

have a badger on the house.... w/y/badger

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

lovely

quote: "This is one of the best feelings ever, to get up bleary eyed late for work, to find it's raining and put on your waterproofs, then unlock the front door, put the key in your pocket and... A LION BAR?!?!?! WOO! I must have been extra good to deserve this!!!" :)

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)

that's awesome

I'm glowing. honest. what a cool site.

I want a lion bar sooooooo bad..... crispy, chocolaty goodness.... mmmmmmnnnn

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)

Because humanity is slime.

That's why I refuse to marry and have kids - I can't get that attached to another human. Then there's my attachment to vast amounts of alcohol and computers...

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helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

if we egg you on to kill yourself

it may all end up like this...
http://www.daytondailynews.com/localnews/content/localnews/daily/0802shootingdeath.html
mms://a1605.v78835.c7883.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/1605/7883/1605/vod.ibsys.com/2003/0801/2376245.300k.wmv?usehostname&vcat=news&vsub=default&site=nn5&owner=nn5&vfmt=wmv&vspd=300k&vsession=cf.newsnet5.com_1086282000&vpart=1

some chief took loads of mushrooms and went in a chat room. they all urged him to kill himself, so he went on a naked knife rampage. police shot him dead.
but then you probably all know that anyway!

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)

say old chap...this ripper business...is it really royalty ?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)

tally ho!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

what what? i saaaaaayyyyy..

...raaaaaaatherrrr! woo :)

not worth it's own thread:

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djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

I've been following 'the tutorial'.

Should I stop now, or should I carry on. It's much more tedious than paintmashing.

I'm vaguely happy with the skin tone, but the eyes are wonky, and I don't think that can be fixed!

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

oooh

that's good that is

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

keep going

tis great

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

but

I'm getting bored now...

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

I would

despite the white hair

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)

the tutorial for what photoshop

if it is i wanna be on it :(

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

this

tutorial

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)

thank you

i may take up my time on that later on tommoro

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

and did you start doing the basic shading in grey then add the colour, or did you start out with colour?

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)

I started with colour (impatient, you see!)

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

Nah,

i think that's a good plan.
I started with the grey (as you can see), and now i can't be arsed to colour it in because i've already put too much work into the grey.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)

carry on

it's amazing

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chilledunit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

That's really good!

I don't find it at all tedious though, i think all the colouring in is v therapeutic.

my current effort. (Not even remotely finished)

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

nice.

I'm really scared of the hair. I've never done hair before without cocking up badly.

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

Put it on a different layer

then if it all goes arse over tit you can just start again.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

Arghhhh!!

One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman One eyed woman

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

She's clearly got two eyes!

You cheeky young scamp.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

are they doing it in that tutorial?

flippin eck

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

Madonna?

lookin' good.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)

yes.

I think I got her too freckly. I'll keep going...

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stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

yay!

thats looking good:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

in the interests of fairness then..

and at entirely my own risk (but i've pre-empted some of you..)

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

urg

*blocks MSN's servers*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

Is that shopped?

hmm?

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

Is that a St.Helens shirt?

been a while

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

give over!

fking rugby bollx!

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

you're wearing the feckin thing

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

blackburn

mate

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)

cheers

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)

Nice pussy...

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COCKLES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

<EVIL LAUGH>Bwahahahahha!!!!</EVIL LAUGH>

*clicks*

*Mad typing sounds*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

No Mr bond

I expect you to DIE!
edit:wrong bond villan i know

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)

arf! he's a shoe in for the next film

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

meh...

too lazy to be arsed...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

is that nose real

(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

if it was i'd envisage

at least 2-3 hours picking time per day

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

Oh at bloody last!!!

The Famous Five are probably the most famous of Enid Blyton's creations. In 1957, the children's film foundation in the UK made a film serial of Five on a Treasure Island. More recently a television series of most of the Five books has been shown which more or less followed the plot of the books. (The only problem I had with the television series was Timmy the Dog. He was too small !)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

...

i dungettit...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

don't be insulted

but i really enjoy your pics for the alt texts now

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

i must say

that one rules

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)

bastard

took me 10 times as many posts to get 4 FPs...

nice pic though, so I'll congratulate you anyways ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

fps are for losers.

winners get badges and badgers

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

where do I queue for badgers?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)

badger inc.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

can i have a badger?

around 1800 posts and still no FP...

*sob*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

it's not up to me.

ask the badger bearer

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

ah...

fair enough

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)

Rarrr!

Let's get drunk.

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)

woo

concrats

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pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

ooh look at that -

that's lovely.

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pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

Ooooooh!

Shiny! Thank you :o)

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)

yay!

well done:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)

More Murdock Crapness

I found some guys massive stash of Murdock pics ha ha freak.

shouldnt talk though I bookmarked it

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

you're insane

but you might also be brilliant

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

well i wouldn't

apols..

(

raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

thats

zelda isnt it ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

from

terahawks? or was it terrahawks? or terrorhawks?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

yeah

i am severly showing my age with that....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

man

that zelda used to scare the shit out of me

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

well

it was the unconvincing wig that made me laugh....it moved about more than terry wogans.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)

very probably

got carried away with the liquify, sincere apols again to foofbunny sez yarr to the max

(

raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

awwwwww...

ish ok. i think its funny! of course... i think EVERYTHING is funny...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)

hehehehe

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

good response

every time I see my profile pic, shopped or unshopped, I cringe.

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

hehhe

i think its funny.... kinda why i posted it...wanted to see what people would do.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)

be thankful

not everyone will post their efforts... or even be able to properly display them if they wanted to!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

You are sooo

gonna get it

/hides

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

looks like she's just eaten a lemon

and also squirted it in her eyes.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

PHWWWOOOOAR!

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

still?

awwwwwwwwwwwww...

someone has low standards... ^_^

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

pfftt...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

I thought it was a bit more like this

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

i like that one

better

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

GAaaaaaaa!

*hides*

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

Arnie gets egged ...

(G-Funk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

hehe

i saw t3 the other day - shocking!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

Its the only way of life......

wtf? - i dunno!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

Damn

I was hoping for some porn
woo anyways

(

droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

well

if she took the handles off....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

It would probably be slightly harder to use.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

nothing

intensive surgery could not fix.....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

woo

hahha
yay

(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

nice animations

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

were you here for

Trogdor vs Mannequin Bob?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

yes

it's lovely

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)

She needs

a new haicut.

But nonetheless: Nothin' wrong with hardcore!

(

xandmi, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

I'm doing math homework

what is an integer?

today was my first day back and im a little rusty.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

a whole number

2 is an integer - 1.5 is not. Etc.

I may be completely wrong.

(

dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

completely

was never so accurate

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

nice work

.............

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

I aim to please.

(

dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

You are

sorry

(

xian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

Integer =

a whole number. 0, 1, 47, 451143514434515 are integers. 0.1, 1.1, 4.7, aren't.

(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

it's a

(use a dictionary, dumbass)

whole number, no decimals or fractions

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

Thanks

dumbass

(

droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

a whole number

occasionaly not including 0 or minus numbers
but i think it has to be specified if they dont want them included

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

integers

include negative and zero.

natural numbers are the set of integers greater or equal to 1.

(

stup0t, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

i did get an A in maths and Further maths A level honest

ive just selectively forgotten it all into the pile marked useless which includes English as well

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)

A whole number.

Like 2 or 3, or my personal favourite, 9.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

i like 27

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

Oh come on!

69, dudes!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

Child.

NIIIIIIIIIINE.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

*air guitar*

watched that last week for the first time in years... excellent!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)

a whole number.

i.e. 3

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

it not 42 ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

It's a luxury

Japanese car

(

matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)

Math?

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)

i like

sqrt(2)
maybe i'm being irrational

(nepenthe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

i'm goin now

night all :)

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

good night,

keep the hat i tossed you.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

;)

will do

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

not sure

if you saw LP's reply below... He doesn't MSN, but I do, and we're on the same webserver, so if you want that thingy hosting, you could msn it to me so I can put it on there.

(

barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

if that's ok with you?

just add sunshineelephant at h otmail, and i'll hoon it over

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)

night

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

So long!

Farewell!
Buenos Aires!!
Goodbye!

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

One last repost

With my fave cat expression!

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

My one's got currants!

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

hehehe

the kitten on the right has got the most appropriate expression!! woo and yay to you sir!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

AHHH!!!!

THE HORROR!!! THE UTTUR HORROR!

(

droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

eep splendid!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

quick question

what runs an ISO file?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

it's a cd image file

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)

is that tricky to run then

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

it can't be run

but it can be mounted and accessed as if it was a disk in your CD drive...

google for "daemon tools"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

Fire up your CD burner software

and chuck it on CD is probably the easiest way (read only way I know!)

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

well you either burn it to a cd

or find a programm that'll allow you to extract it and run it as a virtual drive

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:48, archived)

got no cd burner on this network,

i'll just keep kazaaing.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1912326

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

clonecd has a virtual drive feature that even I can setup and use

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

got a Mac on that network?

just shift it on to the Mac, double click it and it'll mount.

(

chilledunit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

i have

vitual Daemon manager v3.33
that seems to let me mount and run them im happy

(Alpen, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

Daemon tools?

or maybe Nero sometimes I can't remember.

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

it's a

CD image usually, so Nero, Roxio Toast, Disk Copy.. that kind of thing.

(

chilledunit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

i think you can download

a program called ISObuster for free. Probably.

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:48, archived)

ahh

yep! that's the one :-)

i'd lost the name in vodka flow

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)

handy, cheers

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

not a

problem :)

(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)

daemon tools

is free too, and small, and works really nicely ... :)

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

electric currants?

hehehe yum, kitty floss!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

I'm chuckling

lots at that!

Is that a young Nushfrombigbrother on the left??

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

woo lovely

pussy floss

(

pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)

whats this about

thongs?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

*ears perk up*

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

"pussy floss,"

Butt Floss... you've never heard them called that?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

eww!

yuk!

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

arf!

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

OMG

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)

blood hell

this place is spooky

(

pippy is a truck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)

my daughter is called Rhona

she is 7 months old

(although here she is newborn)

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

she seems to have a large red growth sticking out of her head

only joking....awwwww

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

Cute

but can she cook felafels?

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

one day my friend, one day.....

mmmmmm falafel

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

yay for kids

here's mine at about 7 months. He's four now. I never want him to get any bigger than he is now.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

That is wonderful

everyone should make their own one and have it in their profile...

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

sweet

(lib319, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)

ahem:

is he betrothed yet?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)

not as yet

though he has many admirers. We need to do that daddy and me day soon matey. well, not like tonight or anything as I'm knee deep in stain and varnish, nails and wood, but soon soon.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)

Oh yes indeed!

But, I too have alot on my plate at this moment.

And my mommy says I can't get up until I finish these

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)

She has a perfect

WTFAYBOA expression.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

i got a new haircut. ^_^

that is all

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

^_^

yeh... i was happy.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

just

goes to prove that all b3tan women are something else :)

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

*FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

yeap

the ones i have had the good fortune to meet prove without doubt that there is some devine being....that or i have missed the ugly ones....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)

you can say that

again...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

would do that but the joke is very very old :)

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

and what would that be?

from most people I'd take that as a compliment, but from you...

;-)

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

now

whats that meant to mean !!! :) i can give compliments like...my what a large/short/fat/piggy nose you have...or `have you just farted`...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

looking good

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

Attack!!!!

with photoshop

my mom is making something and it smells like dog food and shit. ugh. it'll probably be good anyways

(

droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

Attack away,

my good sir. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

i would

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

hehehe

lo, sir God! *waves*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)

helloo,

you back at school you yanks?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

blech...

yeah. this is my second week. it stinks. when does it start up over there?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)

today i think,

though i'm off to uni this year

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

yeah... this is me second year. blech. we started soooo early! none of my friends started leaving til this week.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

yay haircut!

did you do it yourself? cos if not it should really be a linky... ;-)

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

pffft

that made I larf

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

thanks

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)

clever

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)

Woo!

Trying to impress somebody? :o)

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)

: 'P

hehehe. nerd. Hi T! *waves*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)

*waves back*

and raises it a raised eyebrow ;)

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)

hehehe

: 'D

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)

nice.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)

phwoar!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)

it's a good thing

you didn't get one of those used haircuts.

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)

used?

*gets it* ooooooooooh...heh...hehe

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)

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