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(ChrisT, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

alaska?

woo :)

(

rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

Feltham?

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

My sister's boyfriend come from Feltham.

It's a right dump.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

Is he at the Young Offenders

Institution?
It's the best thing in Feltham

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Yes.

He has made 467 suicide attempts, which is a bit of a record.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Johnny Vaughan once introduced the Upp family from Feltham

the Feltham Upps.

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Feltham?

Shite hole so I hear.

Shame.

I could afford to buy a house there.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

I hope you like Brentford Nylons.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

I used to work in Feltham

it's actually a little bit nicer that Lewisham, but only a little bit

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

jamaica

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

arf

compo?

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atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

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MadMike, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

No!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

*cough* Isambard *cough*

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atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

WELL I'M NOT HIM

AM I!
No, I'm someone else...for goodness sake...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

but

you have a very tall hat.
you can see why i got confused

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atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

oh good scrott mills is back

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

Did Baz ever get a response?

(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

Does he ever?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

who the fuck is scott mills

;)TJ what time is the b3ta radio show on?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

four oh clock

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

he's a radio 1 board spamming git

b3ta radio 4pm resonance fm

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

ccc sent mine

telling him he'd made a shrine for him

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

No.

I might have to start phoning him. Has anyone got his home number?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

Viking Budget Invasion Holidays

(ChrisT, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

Compo entry?

Tee Hee

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

The

viking landers were not how they had first been planned...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

hehe

atleast there is thought going into these and not just 'plonk helmet on person and compo it'

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Vikings are great...

...I feel that this challenge is a personal victory for myself.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Do you have Viking in you?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

its

not gonna end with...do you want some ? ...is it ? :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

Eeuuuw!

It'd probably snap off, cos they are all dead aren't they?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

yes

but they were horny bastards

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

You know,

I think that joke is crap.
Who are you? Jimmy Tarbuck?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

You know

I don't really care.
No, but I wish I was.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Oh go and build another Great Eastern you telly watching freak!!

When can you be my next husband?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

another

one....just how many do you need !!!

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

I need loads...

...to repoint the brickwork outside the salon and to filfull my needs as a lady.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

When

are you available?
I have no money but I do have a very tall stove pipe hat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

You're so cute.

I'm always available, as you well know!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Aaw

bless you and your over-active Tumpsy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Ooh I know.

I feel dirty.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Cor,

I've never wanted you more.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)

that's at least the second person you've asked

today, you best be careful, or you'll be up in court for Breach of Promise

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

I don't care.

I want to break the law again. It made my feel so glamorous. Like Myra Hindley.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

Now, now, Bovine

you know the rules - no identifying people's real names on the board ;)

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

They said I couldn't find it...

...but with the right map it was easy.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

That's one big lady-arse.

Ooooh! Crab paste.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

I think

it actually belonged to a young man.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

Bad luck!

It looks like it's chewing toffees!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

But did

you need the torch too?

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

I'm a good map reader. Just a mirror

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

I know you sick bastards love the pirates so.........

talklikeapirate.com/

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--- ---, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

arrrrrready know

sorry

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

yes.... we know about that...

you might also like:

www.yarr.org.uk and www.yarr.tk

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

This years Oxford/Cambridge boat race

saw a change of Tactics in the Oxford Camp

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

stop all this.

it's hurting my limbs.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

*micky finns sandgoblins drink with eyedrops*

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

Nope, actually

I think yours is better. So have a woo!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

I got spat on my one of the Oxford toffs once.

I stabbed him in the kidneys with my afro comb and was arrested.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

him or you

and two of my friends could have been oxbridge toffs, had they not realised that to become one meant to become a complete cunt (and have to pay extortionate fees, LONG LIVE SCOTTISH EDUCATION!)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

I was taken away to a secure unit just outside Henley.

It was there I discovered my tumpsy.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

my brother goes to oxford.

first person in our family to go to university.
don't knock it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So funny!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

what?

he does.
doesn't cost any more than anywhere else either.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

He will end up like Sebastian Flight...

...getting bummed by old drag queens in a seedy bar.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

you say that like it's a bad thing

or

what makes you think he doesn't already.

you choose.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

I love you.

Will you be my new husband?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

what's in it for me?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

probably the last

by my reckoning

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

shush.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

I went to Oxford.

It's a nice place.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

Yeah.

I went there too. It was very pretty. Apart from all the pikey people consigned to the edges of the city in council estates not dissimilar to Beirut (but without the nightlife).

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha

yeah, Florence Park. Sounds nice but it's a total dump.

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

I thought

Oxford wore the dark blues, in which case, the title is wrong. If not, then I am wrong. Someone's wrong! Probably me. Oh well, probably wrong again.

(djkwilding, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

With her ear-splitting warcries

the dread viking Gudmundsdottir terrified the Northumberland coast for much of the late 10th century.
There Must Be More To Pillaging Than This (Recorded Live At The Lindisfarne Monastery Toilets)

There Must Be More To Pillaging Than This (Recorded Live At The Lindisfarne Monastery Toilets)

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

AHH a WITCH!

burn the witch!!!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

and by god

did she terrify

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH!

Icelanders, as eny fule knoe, are the deadly foees of the Danes who used to rule them. Whizz for Iceland, chiz for Vikings.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

and Singapore airport paparazzi chappies

for much of the 20th

(PinkFairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

The Oxford Cambridge Boat Race was never the same again....

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

YOU MINDPISSIN COPY CAT!

yours is so much better :(

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

lol

Great minds m8 ;)

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

Rude Viking Runes

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Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

TXMTS

what?

text messages?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

TXMT(something)

?
(edit) oh, its an S

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

I think it's

meant to say 'TWATS'
just guessing, mind, don't really care

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

ahh

i feel like an arse now
but i'm not sure i could manage a whole one

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

G'wan

you know you want to - now open up nice and wide.....

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

mmm

but whose arse is it?

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

Blimey gov'nor

My mind is boggling now and I so wish it wasn't!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

*'ulp*

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

*twiddles moustache*

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Mummmeeeeeeeee

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:34, archived)

cunts

is a better word though

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

Cunts? -

You try finding the runes for that..

TWATS is hard enough

pah

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Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

Cnuts !

(Sypher_5, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

He's got a whopping Longboat

..and he'd love to slip his axe into you.

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

you'd

but thankyou. Nice to meet him too.

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pep, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

Thought so...

...lucky I had PS open. With extra Kitten added!

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

it's still wrong

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

You're SO conservative.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

This is where I pull out my....

...I went to a shitty inner london comprehensive school card. Teacher strikes. Decaying Victorian buildings and Margert Thatcher Educashun system.

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

It must've been pretty shitty if you think

your'd means anything at all.
Bloody kids these days. Makes me sick....

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

Offically the Worst School in Britian

Government report (1989) Two Years after I left.

:P

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

nearly there

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

I'd ring him up.

He might vandalise my tumpsy.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

erm

you dont want an 0800 number cos they're freephone.

I cant woo it just cos it's so so wrong :)

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Well a night with him...

...and you'd be ready for Brighton bash tommorow.

O:]

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Vikings: The Update

Click Here For The Full Size Version

(Mr. Wills, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

Crikey

That must have taken a bit of doin'

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

Vikings are SO over!

What about the Visigoths?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

290k?

1mb download....
Did you do anything other than replace the word "Imperial" with "Viking"?
I think you've won this competition

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

lol

"Did you do anything other than replace the word "Imperial" with "Viking"?" -
Lol :) Nah the whole thing was inspired by an image you can find on Google if you type in Vikings.

(Mr. Wills, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

So why the fuck

does it need to be 290k then?
If you took the jpg quality down to 70 the file size goes down to 68k, without any signifcant loss of quality

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

There we go - reduced.

:) Sorry didnt really think about the size of the file. Is that any better?

(Mr. Wills, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

muchly,

thanks!

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

But no!

I presume you meant I'm Feeling Lucky, I even tried Google.co.uk instead of the usual .ca, but I just keep getting the Minnesota Vikings homepage.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)

hhahahahahahahhaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

It doesn't

look gay?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

black

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Disabled.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

Doesn't even look like it has acne

It's depressing me terribly.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

i think it's

more black than white

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

Acne?

Or life in general?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

The fact that

that picture doesn't have acne.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

You are SO right!

Acne adds a dimension of filth.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

Woo

So many fucking whinging fuckers today... Fucking good work

(McGeorge, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

Non Viking post

but it is my first 'proper' animation...

(suckonthisitsblocked, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

Ejector Seats are rad its true.

well done Miss Messy Pussy.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

tee hee

you said 'rad' - that's skill. or ace.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

i prefer to think of it as

mega

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

shhhhaun

is the King of Bonds

so its sort of a bit ViKing

I'll get me coat

(PinkFairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

Nice.

Simple. But nice.

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

or the pic?

works both ways I guess.

(suckonthisitsblocked, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

ship anyone?

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

I hate ships.

I vomited over my sea-island cotton boob tube once, when I was on my way to Sark to look at bird droppings.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

Why go all the way to Sark

to look at bird droppings?
Don't the birds shit where you live?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

No bird worth its salt anyway.

I was made to go to Sark on a school trip. The only thing I can remember about it was all the bird poo.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Fair coment

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

Why didn't I think of this for the Hollywood premakes?

(Mr_Sideways, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

Bandwagon anyone?

For the curious and/or thick: Hitchhiking Viking

*groan*

(Surgeon_General, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

it's not the b3ta newsletter... it's the BABY b3ta newsletter

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue103/

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

huzzah!

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

yay

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

the first item

upset me

/earns nothing

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Agreed

And he still won't put Aww Bless on :'(

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

probably because

we've all been having it tattooed on our eyes the last few weeks anyway

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

just been on the phone to Nik

he's had some weirdly abusive emails since it went live on monday. Poor lamb.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

he'll be getting another

one shortly

/puts on typing hat

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

I'm the

5,780,722,892th richest person on Earth*

*OFFICIAL

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

his maths doesn't work out very well

unless I work a 17 hour week.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

maths is a compromise

to make a simple form.

Yes he could have made it more accurate but it would have been very boring to fill in.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

I sincerely doubt

there are only 51,803,565 people richer than me

poppycock

i'll be keeping my money in my pocket until I arrive at the nearest pub - if any chugger gets in my way I'll chin the fucker

(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

you put

zero too then?

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

that's 51 million

not 5.1 billion

(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

don't

rub it in

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

£36000/pa then

the drinks are on you

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

thank you robert

you are so wonderful you make me want to stop killing old ladies with sticks

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Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

nah - kill em

make a murder blog.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

you got the radio line up sorted

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

now that's gonna be interesting ...

.. basically I've been working on work project from about 9 in the morning to 11 at night all week. And I haven't had time to do any normal b3ta stuff.

So. Me + Weebl + Kim are going to play every track suggested in order. And do a "Hit or Miss" super dooper smashing radio thing with it. Rip them off after 30 seconds if we don't like them kind of thing. Get people to phone in saying "I love it. I hate it" etc.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

what a marvellous idea

could make for interesting radio

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

or it could be utterly shit

but hey. It's much more fun to experiment than do the same thing each week.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

it can't be any worse than the radio show i did

one show involved us reading out the neighbours subtitles between songs. it was rubbish.

fucking students....

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

damn my connection on the radio threads knackered

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

will

this radio show be streamed on tinternet ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

yes

www.resonancefm.com/

On at 4. Set up your web radio thing at about 3:30 to stand a chance of getting a connection.

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

smart !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

is matsimpkkfpfjpk*

about for his now customary archiving of it?

*couldn't remember the spelling - so i freestyled

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

One day

I'll listen to it, one day.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

you're banned

you're on my list

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

Pah!

Once I get a list, they all bloody want one.
You're fucking sheep the lot of you, SHEEP!
and that includes you Manuel.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

que misterr fawlty?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Finished that kitten yet

by the way?

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

Yes,

yes, I will send it off at some point tonighht, I promise.
Sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

tee hee

sounds like it has potential to be chaos!
Damn - got a bloody meeting at 3.30 - anyone want to take it for me instead so I can listen to b3ta radio?

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

its on at 4.30

so make sure you get everything done quickly.

or feign a heart attack halfway through

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

huzzah!

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

I'm sorry.

Punnage most foul.

(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

that's terrible.

was anyone killed?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

Me.

Thrice.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

not all bad news then.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

here here!

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

You've left me

scarred.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

Arrrghhh

the puns...the puns...

Very WOO :D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

Are you channeling the spirit of The Two Ronnies

by any chance?

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

possibly, but i'm not sure.

i read it somewhere earlier and it made me laugh.
Like.
A.
Drain.

(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

Well,

it is a darned good gag :)

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

i see

no chickens.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

did you miss my poem last night?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

i imagine so.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

I love Pam Ayres.

So funny!

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

ha ha ha

you funny lady

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1912796

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers

mushroom mushroom

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

tetley tetley tetley

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

aarfle

(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

groan..

but woosome

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Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

Arf

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

very nice

;-)

(Christopsy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

chuckle

Not seen one 'o them coming out of Dagenham

(network_fixer_man, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

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