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[challenge entry] kitty biscuits

Purrrrr... Boogie kitty!
(riseypee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yay!
you can't beat kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# You can.
With a big stick!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# you can
www.b3ta.com/board/2016318
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# i can beat kittens
because i'm so great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# indeed
a strange chap, I hope to meet someday
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hallow33n
is where i'd have been
and you would have seen
sunsheen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# sunsheen
shinning in my face

thinking about it, that sounds so dirty`
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# thought you'd
like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww
ickle kitty

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# key
ute!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# So bored I made Atomic Bummerman

God I'm bored sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hehehe, sex works well
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# that made me laugh far too loudly
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# oo
sam and max! yay
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I
concur

adding a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# sam?
...
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# pedant
you know what was meant
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# yes..
but i was feeling bastardly... i take it back.
may i add a woo and yay?
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ok
go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# well seeing as we're adding pixel anims...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# thats great
how much pixel based stuff do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I feel pixelly
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# depends on what you're after old boy!
this is one of my little faves, part on of an ongoing series i'm making...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# mail me
this is a new site Im doing - not pixel based in content, but we are pixel derived, so all pixel content is good -

www.palmpixels.com

and the first flat page that darkedge is working on at the moment is :

www.mediacentre.org/palmpixels

here

the first will give you a brief description of what and why


alfied at sportbusiness dot com.


nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# oi Mistera
are you still updating b3tapapers? Twas a sea of redex yesterday.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# yeah
edit - wrote a whole bunch of stuff here that was deleted by cals gay xml readines-


ahem, yes, but admin is difficult, I would love someone who is a b3ta board regular who can take wallpaper ready images and add to b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com

since fnord slim and I simply cant.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That was a hell of
an advert :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahah
nice man so you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# :) If it's a daily or
every-other-daily thing I could do it, but I couldn't watch the board all day (tempting though that is :)....that's more of a bovine or dutchbird job.

If however it was a collaborative thing where I set up an FTP area for people to lob in their wallpaper-ready images it would be a lot easier....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# oooh looks nice
will contact ya as soon as i have more/ better stuff to contribute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# good
do get in touch then yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# oo, repost opp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# omg.....
you've just summed up the best bits of star wars in 5 seconds..

genius.. pure genius...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# oo
hentaitastic
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# oo
i say oo alot
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# im
going to sleep now buh bye
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# 'bye
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hentai is
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.....but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# what's hentai?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# don't ask
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I'm glad I don't know
/pure
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ah
go on, tell us
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Well, in some ways it's better than porn, as a man much wiser than I said
"In Hentai, no-one is exploited, except perhaps the viewer."
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Someone not so wise also said
"In Hentai, girls get octopii tentacles shoved up their arse"

What this is trying to say, I don't really know..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# that
octopii, like anal tentacle sex
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# and rather frequently
..according to what people tell me..

/innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# haha
of course, massive market for something that no-one watches
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# :)
hentai, is a rather strange genre, I mean only in japan can you get a product called 'pervert' rather than the people buying it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# what about those
'happy cups' that japanese businessmen fuck? so I've been told
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# wow.
who?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Up the Bum!
Up the Bum!
UP THE BUM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# you and your bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# oooo
have a norks-filled yay with some woo besides!

(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# YAY! for norks
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# heheh
nice, and worksafe too!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# sent to me

hangs head in shame at pitiful plagiarism and even worse woo and yay adding
(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# no no
that's the essence of early wooyayism, taking something and spicing it up... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# naughty
but strangely erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# squildo being
graped again sah?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Blimey
Thats strangely effective
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hah
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# eep
I hope he's remembered to pick up his time-delay powerup, or this could get very messy very quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# haha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Lord of the Paws
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# lookout
frodo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# My thing is glowing blue.....



TJGC

well, possible GC.. Has the trick with the i'm feeling lucky button and the weapons of mass destruction search term on google been posted?
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# no,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# actually,
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# you should see a doctor about that



and yes, it has, far too many times
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# and you...
...should see a doctor about the problem in your username.

Sorry about the GC.

Ho Hum
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# at least you asked nicely in a threadjack
i'm giving you a woo for that
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# thank you
see.... i'm understood by *some* people...
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i dont need a doctor, i need a woman
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# ahh...
so the problem isn't you have a woman but can't have sex anyway.

perhaps a woman doctor?
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hmmmm, or perhaps a nurse......


skulks off to A&E
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# or perhaps you should try...
...being gay.
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# mmm
my nurse is out doing her nursey job.
cleaning up poo and the like!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# no, never

entry in the worst records compo...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# oh yeh,
that was the week when there was no newsletter, that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# chthonic
almost deleted my entry before he realised it was a picture...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# ah bollocks to you...
at least i didn't thread waste with it..

and at least i made a relevant comment first.

and

and


*sobs*
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# This is fair enough
You too, Justhere, after your rant about threadwastes.

Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# yeh,
justhere for exportation!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# justie fied
really, as he is a fluffy person, in the normal course of things
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# He was provoked in the anti-threadwaste rant, mind
I've spent ages on something, only to see it quickly pushed off the bottom of the board before.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'm almost paranoid
'cause it seems every time I post a pic recently, half a dozen "special text threads" seem to appear as if by magic...

ah well, I'm doomed never to have the donkey's minions see my work, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# domo dancing
isn't newspaper material
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# eh?
'splain... I reposted a picture, and didn't criticise - sunshine said no, as well!

bah, I'm just misunderstood... :(
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# and i'm great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# and
if I drank, now would be a good time for one
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ok
another one for the corner, can we squeexe em in

yep, loads of space, see a doctor, glowing blues things isn't a natural state
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# corner?!
.
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yep
special corner, where you may cry, rock back and forth and masterbate
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hrm.
will there be jelly? Is it green jelly?
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)
# nah
special sheep head cheese

scraped from head of sheep, NOT penis
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I understand you as well as sunshine
I just made the same point he did, but in a single post - and you gave me the opportunity for a repost.

you done it all right, more power to you
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# and...
also in a slightly more take the piss way.

:)
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# well, yes
because that's how I am - trying to be "funny", although admittedly I do it badly at times
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# it was terrible,
i got your coat, called a taxi and showed you the door :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# you're going to be there at halloween?
you and sandgoblin are the only other top-10 peeps I've not met yet
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# we're both going,
i've moved up to 5 now if you recheck the stats
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'm 10
and holding, hence me using that as the yardstick
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)
# ahh...
see now i've just twigged why you're all talking about a picture.

*sobs*

too tired...
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I don't understand the threadjack nor the GC
If you mean it's a Glass Cock then think again I don't circulate other people's work it's 100% my work, okay. So jumping in there on the basis of a GC then you are out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# no no...
the threadjack is what's glasscock, it's the old google/WMD trick - your pic's just fine and no-one's disputing you so you're ok there :)

sorry we messed up your replies
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Well there wasn't many replies anyway
I justed wanted to make sure nobody thought that I was stealing anybody else's thunder which I would never do.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Noo.....
I meant that I thought the google thing may have been a GC, which it was.. the subject was a comment on your most woosome picture...
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Okay all is good then
It's all still new to me and I'm just finding me feet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# they're
probably on the end of your legs.


/coat
(nogber, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Ah so that's where they were hidding
and me walking about on them all the time without noticing. :0)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Erm...
(Soapy_Wit_Tank, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)
# teehee
i think
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# he he he...
...I don't know why, but that grapes my squildo to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Yes
I'm giggling like a loon, and I don't know why either.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# "grapes my squildo"
best euphamism EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:48, archived)
# i think
its something to do with the hair. yes. it must be the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's like...
...his fake beard has slipped down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# and also
weirdly it reminds me of le chucks hair flying in the breeze in monkey island or does nooobody know what im on about...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# You know
you're not wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAY MONKEY ISLAND!!!!
you obviously didnt lurk enough....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# i take it
becasue it is piratey and due to the recent pirateyness it has been discussed?
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Nah
It's just a cult thingy.

Edit: Hell, there's even a b3tan called Threepwood.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# IN THAT CASE
You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# That made me LOL
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:48, archived)
# all
can think is about singing 'stuck in the middle with you'

quo for president
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# that's hilarious
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# whoa!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)
# WHAT
is he doing with his hand down there? polishing his fingernails no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# hehehe
now that's effective.

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# ARGH!
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
THE QUO
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# that's tops
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Wallpaper based on oooooold joke.

1280 x 1024
1024 x 768
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ...yes.....that old chesnut....



/lost
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Nope, don't get...
please explain!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Read the text
Or it's here in readable form:

" ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und
mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk,
blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht
fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken
sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets
muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I don't read foreign.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I speak French, Japanese, and a smidgen of Spanish
But I don't speak German
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# You don't need to.
Read it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# there is an opposite of that
in cod-english for german speakers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Indeed there is
ATTENTION

This room is fullfilled mit special electronische
equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from
the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the
"lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the
brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise
you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please
keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# lefthanders eh
grrr, I'm a lefty, too much stick, where are all the universal gadgets
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I have a
left handed keyboard. Alt Gr is on the wrong side...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)
# cool
that's good to hear things like that exist
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I also have
a prescription windscreen in my car...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# you should
tell pep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ATTENTION
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equippment.
Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is
allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away
and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working
intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked
anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished
the blinkenlights.

*edit* Damn! b3tan :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# thats the one
i was trying to find it in a book, until i realised some bugger has pinched it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hahahahahhaah!
I love you man.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Hey,
you're not so bad yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
i think you two want to take another look at that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:50, archived)
# you don't have to
it's not real german
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# If it's not real
then what do Germans speak?!
/confused.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Just
read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:08, archived)
# German's not real?
checks snopes....
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Nope.
It's probably not on snopes either.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# I understand the joke Mr Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# You don't
Now, just keep readin snopes...

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ah!
the old exclamation mark 3 red dots joke. never gets old :)
('Andeh', Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Crikey!
Wilberforce College in Hull want me to send em an email on my life and times since leaving to come to the US and how successful I've been in my career.

Oh yeah, it's part of a thing they're sending to local schools to prove that "you can do it if you try"
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Wilberforce
is such a lovely name. If I ever have a son...
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Tell them you work on a a streetcorner,
and make upwards of $300 an hour.

The inspirational story of our generation.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# hehe
I was thinking busker, then it clicked

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)
# pretend
you run coke or sonething
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# do what?
get out of Hull?

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Jenny was never one to lose a bet...


Clicky big
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# elephants rock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ah
that's what that place is called
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)
# aye :p
you sure do!
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Hellooooooo Jenny
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Combustible Water Fowl

are there any html help websites that the simple minded can understand?
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yes
try www.htmlgoodies.com
but woo yay houpla to the flaming-o
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# ooh, splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# madness!

try a google search for html tutorials, or dl a copy of dreamweaver from www.macromedia.com
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# here maybe?
www.htmlbasix.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# ooh
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Try this
www.lissaexplains.com/intro.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# burn baby burn!
mmmmmm flamingo flambe.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# And now for something completly different...

Hmm, I need some hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# hee hee
woo
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# not allowed
but the current spate of mods might not be aware and so havnt ransakced you kindly yet.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# no
I checked we've had paintmash here before
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Actually I drew it in Flash and optimised in Photoshop...
but what I meant was it's not exactly amusing or interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:47, archived)
# ah right
looks like mash, tis different, now off and animate doing strange things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat Brain Escape - What now?

Click for Flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Pffft
I need to go to the pub now!

Spicy dancing brains!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I went to the pub last night
got wrecked, and then cycled home. I don't think I killed any pedestrians, but I can't be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that
is great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# compo it!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# might wanna enter that into the competition
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
too good for words.
feqzgi gfqsi fazeib !!!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# hehehehe
"when her brain gets too full some of it drops out on the floor"..

damn I know that feeling.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Cat's have brains?
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)
# mine sure as hell doesnt
but it makes an amusing impersonation of peter pan...
(Kandi the llama, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# does it fly?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Peter Pan?
Dare I ask?
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# hehehe
he got caught in a string which pulls up a weird blind thing that covers a cupboard and looked like he was flying...it took me a while to stop pissing myself laughing before i realised i better sort it out
(Kandi the llama, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Aww poor thing
hehehe
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# hehe
go little dancing brain
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hat stand
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# love it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# what a nice
chicken you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)
# If ever there was a need for an FP
this is it.

BIG WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# haha Brilliant stuff
Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# i met this guy on the bus today

he's called Geoff, and he lives in huddersfield
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i thought it was
tony blair!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# lol dude
thats actually quite scary...a mallama or a llaman so to speak :P
(Kandi the llama, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# pull up a llama, photoshop a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# its so true
i lurked for almost 2 years and one day of boredom at work..i checked for updates on rathergood then one thing led to another...
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# damn ur hot!

sorry, its been a long time.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# and im
taken ;)
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# it was a statment, not a proposition



still....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:45, archived)
# for goodness sake...
...put it away and stop humping the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:42, archived)
# are you sure your not looking thru my window?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# bloody hell
i know him too!
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I would
hang on, that's the wrong picture
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# good
lord, they allowed him on a bus, what big buses you must have
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# how queer,
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# well, he does like to relax


evening folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# two
consecutive Domo posts !

who woulda thunk it !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# blimey
domopiss... nice surfage
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# thank you
though I wouldn't like to think what colour the piss would really be

domopisstastic, hoo hah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# That's seven
count 'em, SEVEN Domos.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# yay!
domo kablammo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Woo
surfing domo
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yay for Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo, Domo-Kun...
I want to be a Domo-kun!
                        


            
click each one for a larger version, or click here for all the large ones set to music!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# haha
woo and yay

nice wrokings
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# "Go East!!"
..errmmm.. geddit?... nm :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# got it
good! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Bloody hell
*weeps with joy*
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Seconded!
Oh yes. SO VERY yes.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That
is ablosutely fantastic

Woo to the mo'fo' Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I think
I've just come.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# seconded.
So many Domos..... mmm. Wicked pic!!!
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# oooh
i want them all!!!
::EDIT::
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# graping
my squildo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Do-mo woo yay!
Do-mo woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# thats
fecking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Why?
MCA. Woo, a smidge of Yay and a big dollop of Houpla.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# not bad
that
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# hahahahahha
lol :)
(juckle03, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Best....
...Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I LOVE THAT!!!!
does that make me gay? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# loving domo isn't gay
but 5 exclamation marks is a sure sign of a deranged mind...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# huzzah !
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# huzzah!
that's woo, that is.

and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# That's great, have a dancing woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# brilliant! brilliant!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Very nice,
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i say!
top stuff jh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Circa. 1968
The Fear (tm) ...The Pinnacle Of Repressed Childhood Memories!

(i.am.jamie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Bad, I realize..
First (legitimate) posting here, people. Surprise!
(i.am.jamie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Answering yourself
could be the first signs of being Frank Bruno.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I'm Frank Bruno...
...and so is my wife.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# so's...
Frank Dettori
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# arf
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# snarf?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Liono?
Is that you?
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# *woof*
*pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Eep!
Help me Wilykit and Wilykat.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:36, archived)
# nevor
for I have put them into a pie

gee up geeup,erm know what I
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Hey, don't worry
You've done something nicely random, and there's some good shadow work going on there.

Relax, just do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# s'good..but remember....
...meditation can help you face your fear! (pearoast!)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# its a poser man!
points - its a scary poser man eep
i wish i could do 3d waa
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hehe... the man took 3 secs...
..the 'fear' took ages and months of counselling!! :S
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# i can do poser
but not 3d max its evil and griddy
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# I LOVE this!!
Hey, this FEAR rendering is the greatest in a long time! :)
(i.am.jamie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# thx romance...
...I'm flattered =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# good shadow work
mr stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Thanks!
...I think. :)
(i.am.jamie, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey,
Play it Mr Ukelele Guy, Play it Mr Ukelele Guy, There ain't no party like a Chump Chump Party, There ain't no party like a Manbear Party
I've wasted way too much time on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# JK
could do with a haircut !


CHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMPP !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# it
rules
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Hardly wasted
Woo to the Yay to the Houpla.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Yay!
I whole heartedly approve of this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Yay for this sort of thing
(Careful now)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# why
does that remind me of junior senior live on top of the pops?
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Nope
You havent. Its a masterpiece.

Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!!!!
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:30, archived)
# haha
exceelent, go chump go
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# fuck
that's great.

Ukelele Man and Chump Manbear.

CHUUUUUUUUUUMP!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# yay!
i like a chump with a mane, gives me something to hang on to
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# two best b3ta characters together in one picture
how marvelous!
good luck, i hope that wins this week
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:32, archived)
# yay
and yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Nice Chump action
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Footy lookalikes #2
Robbie Savage?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Looks more like...
...Gillian Taylforth to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# nah
there ain't no 'sausage' in her its mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# evening all
its only a matter of time til someone makes a pic of ARSEn vengar!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Nice shopping
but I don't have a clue what you're Stoufering on about.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Plays for Wales and Birmingham
here's the original
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Ah.
Football.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# totally random...

Clicksome makesit bigsomererer
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# You know...
...you shouldn't really refer to tartan as plaid, because the plaid is an item of clothing, rather than the pattern of the cloth.

Of course, that would kind of fuck up your pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# righto mr pedantic
you go into google images and type in the word 'plaid'

:P

SPOILSPORT :P
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)
# You could always...
...'shop a giant scottish ship sinking and call it tartanic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# quick, dirty

and liable to get me slapped!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# ooh
that's you slapped

though, three times women buzzed past the zebra crossing while I waited to cross
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:41, archived)
# i now feel justified in my actions
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Coincidentally, it can also flick its tongue ofer 100 times a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hehe
i bet he's popular
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# with the layyyyydeeeeeez
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)
# ladeeeeeeebugzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)
# That is so good
that I need a bit of toilet roll to clean up with.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# how much
for one of those fine beasts?
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# yours for 50p
it keeps getting into my rosebushes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)
# 50p?
its a deal, it will make a marvellous mantlepiece ornament.
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Cor
that's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# my missus wants one!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# again?
but i gave her one just ten minutes ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i wondered who the appointment was after me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i'd be upset
but i get 50% of all earnings
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# nice one
have a cup of tea on me
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yeah that's what the missus said too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# it would have been ok
if only you did the job properly the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Nice!
does it have to eat three times it's bodyweight in flies every day?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# That's
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Footy lookalikes #1
Is it just me or is there a touch of the

about David Seaman?
Heh. Seaman
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Oh definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# bwahahaha! that's great
(the two lips, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hehehe, class


evening all
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Yep
Agreed
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)

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