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(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# woo
a full screen!

cool!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# well that went
hoffically wrong
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Pretty
Use the "width" tag on the water
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# aye, did so,
but because it's indented, making 4 25%'s too make 100% puts the last one on a new line and so on!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Ah, right
I didn't look at the source before posting.

Still pretty, though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Make the last
one width = "*"

*edit* Very nice, btw :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# hooray! i think it worked,
in that, well, the last one isn't there, but i think that's because it would take it over with the size, perhaps people with expensive monitors will be able to see it!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# It shouldn't do...
...the indentation shouldn't make a difference - it should still scale to the end of the screen.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# yay!!
but i think the difference is because mine was four little ones stuck together, maybe, i don't know, it seems to work now!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# he
needs a Martian fighting machine chasing after him

that would be cool
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# you mean a posh robot
that works at the bbc?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# angry trampbot
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# ooh
thar am purdy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# er... wot?
afternoon all :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# quite
lovely!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# oooh
these are ace = )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# and
purple and black hair? i think we need to see this!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hello you
my bats got their first public outing yesterday :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# hello
yey! were they well received?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# by the b3tans they were
Sunny Jimbob in particular became quite attached to them.

Although I did get a lot of funny looks between the train station and the pub.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# were they still attached to you whilst being attached to sunny jimbob?
and fuck the one with the funny looks. weird twats
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# it's a con really,
i had an inch of ginger roots (because i'm trendy like that), so i died my hair purple, knowing that only the ginger would go purple, so now i have purple roots! dark purple, mind, but still, yay!

i'd photo, but i need to charge my camera up, really need to actually, funky lenses coming tomorrow!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# oooh that sounds ace
i wanna see!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i went to the zoo yesterday...
some animals are very difficult to spot...

hello all :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# found him
!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Top left corner,
right?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# he's there,
there on the stair!

woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Where
on the stair?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i'll tell you quite soon
;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# am it
hiding under an leaf?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
there it is

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# woo!
your stuff am, as always, ace.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# don't worry
its bark is worse than its bite

*goes off to glasgow to hide*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# ha haa!
what on earth type of animal is that?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# it's cute :D
i would
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Kill Bill
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# woo!
it's the entire film in the advert!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] a small animation showing off the new cheap budget form of the popular gameshow
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# you utter
utter
loon!

:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# very nice!
flash?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# nope
first one for a while not done in flash
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nice anyway!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Yay!
I love your paintmash caricatures.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)
# My love for you
is close to illegal.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# haha! brilliant!
bodger and badger made me laugh.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# i have the theme tune in my head now
bodger and badger, bodger and badger, bodger and badger, bodger and badger, bodger and badger, bodger and badger, bodger and badger
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:53, archived)
# mushroom mushroom
mushroom mushroom?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Everybody knows
Sunshine loves paintmashed potatoes!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Yes, but what
are they covered in???
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# mashed potato
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
very woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# lol!
that silly elephant.. :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:28, archived)
# afternoon all. this is rubbish
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# YAY!
gay-ice-cream-totting-razzle-reading-staues
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# playboy?
??
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# /editing bitch
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# mmmmm......gay ice cream........mmm......
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I recognise that magazine!
It's something of a personal favourite of mine...







I'm sure I have more but I can't find them...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# haha
I like the middle image, no wonder she's shocked looking
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Bwahahahahah
Nicely done.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Since Budget cuts hit Adobe,
Software production has ground to a halt.

EDIT:-- MSN Groups now looks really fucked really nice.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Hmm, purple
I did wonder what they were doing to them!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# pleh, reminds me of plums
Plums...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# lovely shade
I like it

think I'll do the kitchen that colour
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Secretaryat
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# A level maths for today's culturally driven kids
Ten points for solving the equation

Click for positive linear scaling
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# 7?
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Can you show your workings?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Only if I cut myself open...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# mmmm, pi
woo to transcendental functions of exponentiation and trigonometry!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:36, archived)
# 42
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Wouldn't 42 be the a different equation...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:43, archived)
# google
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# 10 points to that man!
But -20 points for knowing the answer before I even posted the pic.

And +10 points for being nice enough to host my crap.

Final score:
e ^ Jay * Pie + The One = 0
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# go on then
do an pun with eigenvectors. dare you.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Government health warning
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehe
woo for old posters subverted
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Colin M. Baden Powell
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I wasn't prepared for that.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# The previous 7 of these
prepared me somewhat.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:29, archived)
# COLIN!!!
!!!!!1
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i can't wait
for the punchline.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Hi kids!!!!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that has filled my heart with love, that has
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Ahh, poor thing
he missing a couple of legs! :)

Woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# shh
they're behind him! follow the pattern!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Of course they are!
How stupid of me!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# *waves*
hello octopus
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# hey Steve!
i've been on Fucksocks today and it is great
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# yes, hooray!
i saw your post!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i must say,
i like the "add shit" thingy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# "Roses are red, violets are blue... who the hell cares? So are crayons!"
is my favourite one that's been added
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:24, archived)
# target="_blank"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:27, archived)
# i shift+click every link on here
just incase!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:28, archived)
# all this time i've been right clicking and scrolling down the menu
d'oh
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i bet your f5 key is in
pristine condition!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:31, archived)
# it is very clean.. the rest of my keys are all dirty though.
.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i shift click when i want to open a new window
it drives me up the wall when i want to open something in the same window and i can't because someone's put that target="_blank" thing in
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# mehe, aye,
same reason when i want something in the same window, i'll drag the link to the address bar (might only work in IE), i demand brain-reading-interweb-browsers
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# then they'd just open porn all the time.
.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# heh heh
hmmm
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
he's fabulously cheery :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] God went over budget...
so he was forced to improvise!

Oops! Now a compo entry!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# he's so cute
I wub him

edit: now you have
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Hey
That's my boss at work

Hi Boss!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
#







pardon?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
# he's
smiling at me

/runs away
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] They got smaller every year when the budget was slashed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget O-Rings
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# no
just stop it

argh the dell man is on tv
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no
it's just you had smaller hands when little
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:19, archived)
# "This is how I see you..." she said...

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# heheh!
edit:-- make it a challenge entry, low budget clay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Ohhh
Pooh Pooh on that
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# make it a challenge entry
tesco value response
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:17, archived)
# i'm 99% sure i know what that is,
i'm eating, and as a warning to others;

N
S
F
W
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# t'is not real
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I don't care if its not real
it still disgusting
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it's still fucking sick,
and it's still nsfw
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Its Sunday
Who's working?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# *belms*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# quite a few people
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Myself included
But not until 11pm

It was actually a rhetorical question
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:14, archived)
# nsfw is just a generic term for "disgusting",
people do work on sundays!

people at universties who have their access monitored

people with other people in the same room as them (ie: parents)

people who are eating

people who just don't like to look at that
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I will be
at 6

sadly co-op doesn't have REAL internet access.

only co-op intranet WOOOO
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:12, archived)
# probably as exciting as McDonalds intranet
i.e.not
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:16, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO NO NO!!!!!!

NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# t'is not reall
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# so you keep saying
doesnt make it pleasant
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# AUGH!!!!!!!
You just posted the one photo that is WORSE than Goase!

BURN IT! BURN IT!!!!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# hoooray,
i was right!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ...DIES...
Thump

I'm now dead

Thank you Mr. Plastic
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# warning!
anal prolapse (as if you didn't know)

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# glasscock (to me)
also isn't real AT ALL. see here
snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah, it's a complete fake ...
... but still not a pleasant image though
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it's
a very manky image all round

one of the bad things about the net
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# snopes is a fake!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# GC
Well I've seen it loads of times

there was a story to go with it aswell.

apparently a weightlifter did it when doing a pull...hmmm
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:07, archived)
# NOT REAL
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# it is
it was my dad =(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:10, archived)
# apparently it's real
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# didn't it win
some sort of award?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:21, archived)
# IDF
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# teehee
w/y
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
#

Edit: Thank you all of you , this is most praise i got for pic ever , thanks
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Tee hee!
Great!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# heh heh
nice wroks
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
i like this

w/y/h
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Hyacinth Bucket
if you ask me
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# "lady of the house speaking"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# ...
Oh, Richard!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Yummy WOO!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Yummy?
Bleugh
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
#
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Hey...
Everything goes great with chocolate!

Sardines
Blue Cheese
Calamari
Asparragus...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Hah!
That's excellent. Nicely done too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Ok.. a pearoast...

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:06, archived)
# good lord
does that pig rpae women with strange art?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Nohands parts the waters
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# wow!
yay! I likes it!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# amazing!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# good stuff
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I is luvin it luvin it luvin it
luvin it like that

Izee wickud?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# *cocks gun*
*blasts goodie into tommorow*

*blows away smoke*

*smiles*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
#
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# wow
that's very good indeed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# stupid names for newsletter article
I know that Councillor for Churnet Valley, Ramon Mycock is now glasscock - but the story about him changing his name to Barry now has an interesting twist, due to a conversation with my friend this morning. He originally drew attention to this guys comedy name in an article he wrote in "Regeneration & Renewal" magazine - which got picked up by (amongst others) The Times. They now actually blame my mates article for Ramons decision to change his name to Barry ( article ) - which my mate now proudly boasts about.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I see lots of stupid names in my job
but some of my favourites are
Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smythe
(who is a fencing champion - check google for him)
Maxwell & Wendy House
Psycho Delic
The Shittadey family
Mr A Twatt
Sgnt Dick Head
and
Eric P Foreskin
:-)

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# actually
I know an Alex Twatt

- pronounced "twott" ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# hee hee
Is not the same as the one I spoke to, the bloke is a business man in aberdeen, runs a company called A Twatt (Potatoes) Ltd

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# it would be 'thwaite'
if rik mayall were to be believed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# funkyboogaloo
best name ever
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# in my old job
we discovered such wonderful names as manny incredible junior patel, and anthony maximum vegas hitler braganza
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:15, archived)
# There was a Micheal Hunt at Warwick Uni (Computer Admin)
He actually seemed to prefer to be called Mike *doh*.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Yaaarrr
is he and undercover pirate?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i used to
go to school with a Paul Downes!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I went to school with
A Ben (Benjamin) Dover
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# their'd make
a great couple
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:00, archived)
# The Winkywanky Bird
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# : )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)

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