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# Got stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# honestly
you wait ages for a new thread and two come along at once
(1, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Is it slow today?
im off to watch a film on sky, can't be arssed to really use the 'puah today.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# yeah
that's why you're here... RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I can't really be arsed either,
and I shall demonstrate as much by going to the pub. Anyone coming?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Tempting
but I'm rather set on having a bath when I can be arsed to move out of the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# you're not in Leeds
so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah!
Go Leeds! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# but it shuts in an hour!
that's no where near enough drinking time
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That's why I love my local ;)
See you all later :D
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Lord Stanley?
;) I would too...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Just checking the emails,
I got 15 virus-emails from the same person just now, some person called angus.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# it's not
Angus McOatup is it....



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Its only
slow because of the cut backs
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# just like buses...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# woo
and yay

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I knew they were Geordie buses
before I looked at the destination...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Why is....
....A trolley bus racing a RM? where's the overhead power lines for the trolley bus?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# It's been converted
there's a stack of lead acid batteries on the lower deck.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# This is the point...
...where you discover that no-one cares what a bus-geek thinks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ...besides
that's a giant Scalextric slot that it's sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i gave up bus driving 3 yrs ago
Pissed of with carrying oxygen thieves, the jobless care in the community and students around all day!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Its got
duracells
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# "DING DONGGGGGG"
'Oh no....If it's Barry, tell him I'm not ready...

... can't let him see me without my face on...'
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# how does she smell?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# How do we drive this thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Yes.
She'd recommend it to anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# leave it.
it'll go on its own accord
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Can you smell
Dr Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Why don't you ask him?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# "how does she smell?"
terrible.

(drums please :) )
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# ooh, that's good
blending face tones over that area's hard, you done a good job!
and as the post that probably inspired this was made just 4 minutes, that was damned fast too!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Corel Photopaint....
It takes some effort!
...and yes...

It was the posts I was in below that inspired me www.b3ta.com/board/2136312

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# indeed
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2136335
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# that's
a better one
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# You inspired me
If I was gay and romantic I'd write a song about you.



But I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# what
romantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# a song writer!



Pppppftttututut!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# she keeps it in a jar
to moisten it at night
as soon as she wakes it up
she glues it on quite tight
her face offers her assistance
when she tries to communicate
but in a hot, humid restaurant
her face slides onto her plate
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# hehe
"If its the invisible man tell him I can't see him"
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Evening all
And evening to you, Mr H. Knights.

For your information, this weekend I've managed to break my steering column, put a huge crease in my wing, demolish one indicator and kill a headlamp.

I've had fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# whath you pithed?
dwiving whiltht pithed can be quite fthun. yup.
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# mmmm
'specially if you kill a child, or a newlywed. Then you get your face in the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# YAY!!!!!
I have to see those pics!

Well blooded mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Pics will be a little while
as I've managed to leave my camera at a friend's house, but in short I've managed to hit: Something unknown which broke the steering, a bank which killed the wing and lights, and a tree which didn't kill anything but left me with some greenery on my recovery points.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# sounds very
'cut off tree stump hidden in loose dirt' to me...

Expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Nope
Only the column has gone, and one of the chaps I was with is posting me one for nowt.

In the mean time, the steering has been bodged. Eeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Duct tape
Mole grips
wire
cable tie

Fixes anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Anyway
I'm off to go and get myself clean. I'm all muddy, expecially after assisting in getting one of them Land Rover things out after it got stuck in the mud.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# not before laughing and pointing at it first I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha
very nice woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# woosome..
I think I've met her brother and sister..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# the resemblance
is uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i bet you can hardly wait.
(FiftyandHalifax, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# looks like a spastic squirrel made of twigs
possibly not life-threatening if i miss it, but intruiging all the same.
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# SQUIRREL????
Get my GUN!!!!! *foam foam*
(allergic to curry, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# did you, at any point in time,
understand a bloody word of M2?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# in parts
unfortunately those are the questions i have been trying to do today. plus M3 and M4 for those who did it for A-Level.

It's making me cry. Honestly.
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# i think i vaguely understood chapter one.
chapter two started off well, but i have spent three hours getting half of exercise 2B wrong. bloody thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# chapters?
i'll have you know i did an a-level course without textbooks, thank you.

may be part of the underlying problem with my lack of maths now, mind.
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# well centres of mass along a line = fine
centres of mass in shapes = i haven't got a fucking clue and it makes no bloody sense.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# ahh
is that were you take a zero point, then split the complex shape into simple shapes, multiply the centre co-ordinate of each shape by its mass, sum them, and divide by the total mass?

hope so.
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# that's the badger.
the EVIL badger.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Is that
going to be a flash cartoon or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# What a coincidence...
...I was in Scotland at the weekend too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Where? Edinburgh by any chance?
I was in Aberdeen
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# He he he...
...I was in Falkirk.

I spend most weekends there, because that's where my house is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# no I was in the isle of butte.
oh wait, I'm not mystery bob!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I have no clue WTFYABOA
but I like the pic, so I'll woo even if it does turn out to be spam!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# shouldn't that be
'WTFYBOA'?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# no
as it's an acronym, it made more sense to include each word - and "your" would only be correct if it was followed by "all gay"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# technically...
...it's not an acronym, as the letters of an acronym should form a new word.

Fuck... I hate being a pedant, but b3ta has brought out that side of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# so what is it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# a
pseudonym.

I just like that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# ah
I wasn't sure, I thought that might be the case but decided to risk it

abbreviation then?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I think...
..it's just an abbreviation.

I reserve the right to be pendantic about things without having to know the real answers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# well of course
that's only natural - you can't be expected to know what's right as well as what's wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Actually...
...I take it all back. It is an acronym.

"An acronym is a label formed from the beginnings of words (Greek: acro [head] and nym [word]) -- or very rarely, from letters in the middle of words. There is no requirement that an acronym be pronounceable as a normal word (this is a curious myth perpetuated by American dictionaries): IBM is just as much an acronym as LASER."
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# aaaaaah
"american" - that explains everything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# i allways ue the word wtfyaboa
so it is an ancronym
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# isn't that
an acrostic?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Nope
Cos you see
Unhappily
Not many people can
Tell what an acrostic really is.

(sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# i thought that as i typed it
acrostics make sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I take back all my pedantry...
...it is an acronym.

b3ta.com/board/2136419
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah
course you did. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# no
He has no clue What The Fuck You Are Banging On About. Look closely.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# No,
you've just used a contraction.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# time limes
fruit of the future, and citric with it
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I'll have
a gin and next tuesday, please
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Poetic.
We need another flazz movie from mnbwotsit with this stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# mmm
learning flash... I really really will do that, I had hummus over lunch that basically requires me to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I tried
once admittedly not too hard...
I'll blame the 30 day trial running out and move on with my life :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hehe
it's good, but it's not the answer on the card...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# oh
wow..

we've got over 17000 registered members now..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Beware of the one called Cork, He has a beard!
www.luxury-yacht.co.uk/
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)
# sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# indeed
I mean who would have a beard, these days
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Manly men
that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# pah
I've seen more manliness at a female body building event
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I thought I recognised you!
You damn well beat me for the gold as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# arf
that was you was it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Ha!
You didn't recognise me without my face on!

I have an idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yes indeed
Did I mention that i went to scotland on a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# what
like wing walking?

I'd travel inside me self
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Kind of,
but on top of the actual cabin


Froze me bollocks off i tell thee
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I went to Scotland once
It was closed!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Always is on tuesdays.
I take it you went on a tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# been there
done that

literaly
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Yep
And now so have I

£120 for the return ticket though. Disgraceful
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# bloody hell
a cow-orker's flying to malaga or similar for £12 (plus tax) and was complaining that's STEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Bet (s)he didn't go with BMI though
Complete rip off for a 3/4 hour flight. They don't even give you free beer and charge about £2 for a mini can of Carlsberg

banging on again...
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# nope
sleazyjet
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# "Somtimes all of our thoughts are Miss Gibbon..."


Got this thought while listening to Stairway to Heaven...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
# That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# that is quite
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# woo!

*hearty laughter*
(Cheril, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That is
wonderful!

edit: oh, OK that's already been said twice so far, so "I would" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# MOTHER!!!
oh no...mother was a cheap slut, not a monkey....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# arf
100% gibbon/kitten
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# well
I'm quite amused by this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# tee hee


..grunties!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I just wish they didn't SPIT so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Hope he's smoking
camels

w/y!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# er.
Well no, 'cos it's quite clearly a rollie.

But many thanks for the woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Rollie, eh?
A likely story...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I should admit
I did find it on a google for "spliff"...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I used to smoke
Camel rolling baccy.

So Nyeeer.


Fucking disgustifying though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# That's ridiculous!
how could he possibly roll his own fags?

only being silly
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I am smoking a faaaaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Huzzah for llamas!


Fezs have rarely seemed so appropriate :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# pssst
*cough*camel*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Fuck



so it is!

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# is he chewing
tobacco as well as smoking it? is he that addicted?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# It's a terrible drug.
*puffs ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Experimental post
Someone on this board will recognise him.....


Ignore the friggin logo...I was arseing around with it ages ago and forgot all about it when I merged all and posted. The image ain't that good so I can't be arsed to remove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# is it raven?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Raven, eh?
Ehy you posting their pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Looks a bit like john leslie
why are you advertising Raven?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I recognise that pic
but that's it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# He was a cunning bugger...
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# heheh
well, after last time, who can blame him?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Just the man.
Any advice on deflecting girly beard criticism and maybe making it sound like the beard is A Good Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# yep
tell her "a beard is a good thing" ;)

there's always the ticklish factor, proper beards tend not to scratch as much as new-grown stubble meaning less irritation and stuff on both faces (etc. nudge nudge...), or so I've found
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)
# That's what I said!
"Remember the beardrash (what a misnomer!) you used to get when I forgot to shave? Now you get your inner thighs tickled as a bonus!"

Still no go...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# the words
I'm keeping the beard and that's final usually work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I have a goatee.
I am manly.

It is attitude that makes people respect and not pfffft!!!!.

That and being 6ft 4".

and ignoring people who laugh and call a beard 'girly'
Fucking GIRLY!!! It's a beard...I have only met one woman with a beard (she lives in Portmouth). How can a beard be GIRLY!!!!
It is inherently MANLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# you
big girl you

you have 3 height inches on me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# and a beery keyboard now
you bugger!

My missus likes me clean shaven or beardy...but not the week inbetween.

I like her bit inbetween.....coff
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# haha
that's for being tall :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
shaven or beardy? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# If anything
it is a well trimmed goatee.





and so is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# goatees are poncey
because it still involves shaving. the only reason to have a beard is laziness. hence a true man's beard is a full beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# good
argument.

I have my reasons though.

I shave and I get rashy VERY badly around the chin. I get rashy If I don't shave around the cheeks. I have to have a goatee! Honest truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Get your hair electrolyised off
or set your face on fire, it's cheaper.

*FACT*

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Quite right.
I currently have manly stuble, due to not bothering to shave this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Easy
Just explain that your stubble is much, much more bristly than the beard. If she doesn't like the way it looks, you may have a bigger problem. Try explaining that you're like Samson and if you shaved your beard off you'd no longer go like a train.

Or find a more sensible woman. I've got a handlebar moustache at the moment (it's for charidee - I was being sponsored for male cancer research) and she hasn't quite got round to complaining yet.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# tell her
"If you wish to change me, you are going out with the wrong man. Seek out a clean-shaven wuss who will do as you say, or submit to my will."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there we go
a woman's advice - how can that possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# well it could end up with a drunken Fuzzy
sitting in a grubby living room, cock in one hand and a pot noodle in the other...

of course he might be happy! :)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You paint a striking picture...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# eurgh
that's a horrible mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Hey!
I'm not that awful to clap eyes on masturbating with a beer (I don't eat pot sawdust)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# She doesn't want to change me.
Learned that lesson a while back :)
I do get a bit of "You'd be nicer without it..."
I like it! It's starting to go Uncle Albert.
TBH, she doesn't complain that much but when she does I think to myself "I have never, once criticised how she looked... Why do I get it?"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# women's
perogative
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I blame fairytales
we are told from a very young age that if we kiss a toad it will turn into a prince, if we just love the Beast enough the spell will be broken and he'll turn into Prince Charming etc etc...

No sleight on you lovely fuzzy - I guess we just try to bring out what we see as the best in men, I know I've tried... and Phil is a liar if she says she hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I buy all his clothes - to "save him having to go shopping". No Moby-t-shirts any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# You WHAT!?
I hate to say it, but that's a terrible thing to do.
He only lets you 'cos he loves you.
* awaits indignant response and goes "tee hee!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# are you kidding?
He gets to be super-stylish with minimun effort.

Win-Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Tee
hee!
Sure he does, but what was wrong with the Moby tee, really?
(OK, I know moby sucks...)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ditto
free guinness t-shirts from 1998, well you get the picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# yeah but
I bet she shaves pretty reguarly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Probably.
I tell her she doesn't need to do any of that ol' lark in the mags for me...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# thats going on
my amazing quotes sheet!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# <sterotypical_farmerlad>
Eee, tha's reet Woo thaknows....
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# </sterotypical_farmerlad>
you forgot to close your tags!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# I have a strange urge
to attack that with a nail gun.

Dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Repost for those who weren't on this afternoon

sorry
(smoglane!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I was on this afternoon
What do I get?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Drugs
(smoglane!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Yay!
Where do I pick them up?
Got some quaaludes?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Just think of the drugs
and they will come
(smoglane!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# * rubs temples and chants
Quaaludes, mmmm ludes...
Quaaludes, mmmm ludes...
Quaaludes, mmmm ludes...
Quaaludes, mmmm ludes...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
# i stick to
good old fashioned cake.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# cake
is a made up drug. That means it not made from plants, it's made from chemicals by sick bastards...
So, freshlegs, got a bit of Hattie Jacques Pretentious Cheese Wog?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i'm no Boz Boz, fuzzy
go get you Czech Neck elsewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Aw, c'mon!
No clarkey cat? Joss Ackland's spunky backpack? You gotta help me out.
Jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# You could not fit that fat cow in a triangle
What do you call a dog with a spade up its arse?
Dawn French!
Pork away Lenny, Pork away!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# gosh
what a lovely joke that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
#
*Presses that ignore button*
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
# it
didn't work the joke is still there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Bugger.
Damn budget cuts got rid og my ignore button.
Ah well, lets put in a workaround 'please ignore the troll' sign. Anyone got one handy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Here's a thought:
you're a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Tsk!
cunts are useful!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# stop now.
Please.

You're really not making any friends at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] cut backs in buying the missus a new alarm clock
(steve spyda, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# You wish you had a
candle like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# hmm...
she better not have eaten beans ;)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
Ouch!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Just think...
...poor goatse man would be woken up at 3am every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I actually remember
those being sold when I was a pre-teen... eskimo alarm clocks, they were called
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Wow arse candle
tastic, woo yay and lighter
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Cooeeee, sweetie!


"You couldn't nip down to Prada, could you? Mwah!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# YARGH!
Mad staring eyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# haha
i can imagine him mauling and eating elton john
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# heh
'morning darlin'!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# can i have
those sunglasses please
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# i'm going to post this again
tomorrow. because i'm a twat.

12 short songs about girls
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# tsk.
You twat.

[edit]It is quite old skool on here tonight. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Am I old school yet?
or New Photoromantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# I couldn't say darling
but I don't recall your buying me a drink, so I'm going with the latter. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# New Photoromantic
it is then.

We really need to put eras on to membership lengths.


or not.


(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# erasocks!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# pfffuttt!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# 10,000 plus?
you young whippersnapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Quality
not quantity....


I am royally fucked on both counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# your
user name is 10,000 +
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I have just found this picture
and it has a shark attacking a man hanging on to a helicopter!

I wonder if it is real
(1, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# no you're not
that is quite clearly the best thing ever. hurrah.

*edit* and it's about fucking time, you lazy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i'll listen tomorrow then
got quincy jones on at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# These are fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# You should upload a .zip with all the files in it,
so I don't have to click all the links, cos I'm lazy.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# seconded.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# you are both
very lazy...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# seconded.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I am.
So lazy that I'll make you a .zip if you want, to help other lazy people.
I believe in lazyness.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# yes.
yes please do that. can you upload it too? i'm only on dial-up. errr, i can trust you with my ftp pasword right? err, right?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# No probs, e-mail details
to tom hat tomandphil dot cow dot yookay, as well you know.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# mailed
and mailed.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# I believe
you should stop taking those druqs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# what a shame
"the sky" turned out to mean "12 year old girls"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# i know
and why do people still buy his records?

very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# my 15 yo sister loved his "apology to the fans" track
I told her she had no hope, being too old for him... she still listened to it though.

also, was it just me, or was his last big "hit" all about being really mean to your wife/gf and doing whatever you want just 'cause of the day of the week?
/outoftouchwithkids(andglad!)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# i've no idea
i don't know if i have even heard it.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# lucky lady
now I'm no longer in a warehouse, I don't get forced to listen to cheesy pop stations... radio 2/4/classicFM all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# arf
they eventually had a celeb perv to roast
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# indeed
right click isn't that hard to do
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# it's not the right-clicking
so much as having to remember - 12 times! - to go back and click on another link and save it.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I
do a few at a time so the boxes just keep popping up
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# oh, so it was YOU
who made the song about missing shoes. i had downloaded that ages ago and have wondered from time to time whose it was!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# hows
the leakage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Alright stouffer
you handsome bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# well hello
there you big irish lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Anytime, mate.
Under the table...
...is where you'll find me
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Ooh, is that an open invitation?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Sounds
like it to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
Although they would have been better played on a ukulele.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Was it you who wrote the Shiny Happy Summer Song?
I think I have that somewhere.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# aye, that were
me. well, pickledpizza did the lyrics, i did the tunage.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Ah, ok.
Just checking my memory.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# god
that was a quality number. Your version was much the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# german maths student
is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# how sweet
..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:46, archived)
# He's a Grrrrrrrreat golfer!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Ooooo.
Nice.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Looks a bit peaky to me.
Is his shot off?
Is he off his feed?

You need Tiger Treats.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Koala Tea!
Some excellent shoppage and it's on the green!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# very good!
did you draw those changes?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Only a few little stripes
I selected his arms, feathered, and then pasted into the selection from a tiger pic.
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Colin M. Patton
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:21, archived)
# this'll be one o' them
American jokes, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Or just repepepepepetetetetetive
Who is that fucking Colin thing ANYWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# probably
there's been loads of them all day and i've not understood a single one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# it's a one man bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:24, archived)
# ah jolly good.
Those are always the best ones.

/heavy sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:24, archived)
# indeed
i've seen many people ask "who the fuck is Colin" (but probably nicer) and gotten no response.

i decided last night, what b3ta really needs...
An IGNORE button...!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
#
talk to pootle...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# ok i will!
about anything in particular? he's a very nice man, although very, excitable :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# don't I know it
I've spent 7 hours in intimate contact with him and dutchbird, driving them to norwich and back...

he mentioned something about a b3ta client with an ignore option - dunno if he'd distribute it though
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# It makes perfect sense doesn't it
for those with a temperamental nature, (I include myself here, but only 10% of the time) one can simply ignore trolls, reposters, threadwasters... well whoever!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# exactly
many's the night I've wished I could ignore what I've written... :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# me too! :p
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# An ignore button...
That would be better than sex...
(Marky-, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# you need to have more sex
and stay off the board a bit :)

actually, one might mean the second happens anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# computers
directly lead to my mate getting a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Im Colin
Hiya, im colin, thats me u keep puttin on these pics
(Pyro_mad is comming to burn ur house, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
# What the stouffer are you banging on about:?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# there's an extension for mozilla
which will let you block images from a specific server. Which is a bit overkill...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# 2 words:
goatse
tubgirl

are you sure it's overkill?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# nah,
I tried it out on that awful frosties kiddy thing earlier. Just removes the image and leaves the message. Ignorance is bliss et al.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)
# If you remove the word 'a' and replace the word
'man' with 'idea'
and the word 'bandwagon' with 'being milked to death'
then I'd agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# haha
nicely put
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Cabin Fever
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:18, archived)
# heh
(1, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I could have done with some of those on wednesday/thursday...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# woo brilliant
(Squid Bunty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# found this lil fella down at the bottom of my garden
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:17, archived)
# careful
it'll eat your nose while you sleep if you don't smack it with a spade RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# noooooooooooooooo!
be nice to the poor hodgeheg! it just wants to snuffle with you!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:20, archived)
# That's no hodgeheg!
It's the hodgeheg's terrible cousin...

...the evil HEGHODGE!! Well-known nose-eating fiends.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:21, archived)
# but but but!
hodgeheg! cute and snuffly!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Look at it!
It doesn't even have a nose to snuffle with! It's a HOGHEDGE, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# hmm
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# *whimper*
i'm all confused...
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# nooo!!
hodgehegs look evil but are really nice.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:21, archived)
# hodgeheg!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# evil staring eyes
though the stomach looks like a bowl of soup
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Mmmmm
Hedgehog soup.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# mmmm
spicy hodgeheg soup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# goes
nicely with hedgehod crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
#
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# oh indeed
that am yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# well
it makes me smile :)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# they've just got no respect, have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Bechrist!
Another spicy brains muncher!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)
# that scares me
very much so...

(nice raggedy ann hair, though. I used to have one of those dolls--its up in the corner of my closet now, I think)
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)
# eeep!
i'm sure i've seen that around college = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)
# haha
woo!

I was thinking of you earlier whilst watching Antiques roadshow. Someone was there with about 20 Beatrix Potter original signed drawings (mainly unfinished, works in progress) a mouse reading a newspaper and such. In all, the drawings had an estimated value of £250,000... staggering... but the stuff really reminded me of you, for some reason, and I thought I hope in years to come someone gives Phil loads of money for her stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)
# yeah, that's be nice.
I don't think the above will play so well to the kids as some of my others, though. :D

It is nice that cute meece drawings made you think of me. That has made me v. happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I am sure Beatrix had some more adult material
stashed in the attic ;)

Her name was Helen, i never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# *boggles*
I bet she did too, dirty Victorian cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# my gosh!
such language ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# pfft
monitor splattage
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:24, archived)
# popt_!
Oooh! A few old school around this evening.
Hi to Dr Phil as well!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:19, archived)
# wotcha fuzzy
How's you? Drunk yet?

I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:20, archived)
# you lush!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:21, archived)
# yup!
You called? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:22, archived)
# throw a few gulps in my glass would you please?
there's a dear.

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Soon
enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:26, archived)
# hello fuzzylove
i was looking at a scary picture of you last night actually, from that time we spent in Dublin. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah, seems every
photo of me has a certain "quality"
I wonder if there's some werewolf blood in the family...
...doubtful given I'm a vegetarian...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:27, archived)
# the most unlikely looking vegetarian
i have ever met, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Heheh.
Thanks (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:40, archived)
# this
is why I'm a cat person

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)
# He he he...
...I don't know why, but Silk Cut cigarettes make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:15, archived)
# They just kind of went with the tongue stud
I felt.

*ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I just noticed
the nail varnish to match the hair...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ooh
that's subtle
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:20, archived)
# attention to detail my dear,
It's the whole point.

/pontificate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Attention
to wineglass you mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Well
I've got my priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# You can
only have one priority by definition :)
Where the fuck is Mr Pedantic these days?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Excellent
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:17, archived)
# looks like
the sphinx...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:25, archived)
# what on
earth?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)

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