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# 'Harry Potter and the Lost Consonant' the new book from:

Click
for bigger
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Arthur Den's Magical Skulling?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# oh
the pain! the pain!
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# oh ho ho
Very noice. That actually did make me laugh, so have a woo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Arf!
Is bushwhacker still going? I haven't been in ages.....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yup
'tis

here
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Awesome.
I'll spend a couple of hours catching up later.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Might not
take all that long!
Always get mega hits, but few posters in reality...

...I guess there's only so many ways fo make a twat look more like a twat!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Did you see Slim's recent front page here,
with the Vacant parking meter sign in his forehead? Not often slim does politics, but it was ace.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# nope...
Shame I've been so damned busy of late...I bet there's loads of BW fodder slipped through...

SUBMISSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME PEOPLE!! ;-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Jay Kay Rowing!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# woo!
glad i stayed a bit longer.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# For antihorse girl
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# why
don't you reply down there, or send it to her handy-dandy email addy?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# indeed
or point it out in link form
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
it always makes me laugh how nonplussed the donkey looks!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# King Kunt
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# oh holy god
is this a bunch of trolls or just one with many accounts?
either way could you kindly fuck off

edit:do you think i've over reacted?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i was bored
so i just changed my name....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2239166

actually that's some mighty fine lurking
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i'm not a lurker
i used to be, im slowl posting more tho


ps: i'm changing my name back now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# go for it
you aren't a lurker
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# a
little
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i still
love you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# No, Roxy
I don't think you over-reacted. I think they're all a bunch of cunts and I'll love you forever.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/2239100
..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# that
has not been mashed and is just about the biggest phallis of molten silica sand, soda ash and limestone around.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# are you a
geologist?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# no,
but I'll take a good look at it for you...

is that the right punchline?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# doesn't matter
It made me laugh and that's the point :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# yes,
it has been posted quite a few times hasn't it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# y'know
i only just got here, but i think i might leave it for tonight..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# good plan
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# None of it's getting to me tonight.
For the promise of booze to come is much in my mind. BASH!

BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# aaaaaaargh, barbill
oh no, it's the tab!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# my brother got evicted for having a horse
The landlord said "no pets" and he tried to argue it wasn't a pet but just a means of transport. Didn't work tho'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Why do people hate me so?
for i am but a small horse
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
*points*
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i have a big cock though
does that help?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# this thread no longer makes sense
ho hum
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# How did you know I was just.....







...spooky!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# was hit by a shovel many many times by that bitch down there
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# One of my favourite descriptions
of a young lady not blessed in the looks department is:

"She looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a spade."
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Aha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna have to remember that one!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
i like that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# she has a face
like a bag of nails
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# or a rucksack
full of dented bells
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# pfft
I always liked

'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you can't
beat the classics
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# well
not unless you can get away with it


oh hang on I thought you meant charvas :\
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
'then the tree uprooted and fell on her'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# She looks like a bulldog
chewing on a piss stain?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Face like a bag of smacked twats.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# *salutes*
You are the undisputed king of the ugly girl phrase.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Pirate linkage
this
is just making me laugh far, far, far too much right about now. so i had to share.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Badadadadadum
Tish!

It had to be done.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# small horse
small horse


ambulance, no wait ah that's not right
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Ooohhhhh...... Alright now
Go!
Walk out the door



Don't turn around now...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Yay for disco!
*struts his funky stuff*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# You have no idea how much I love that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# That is utterly
brilliant! Only better.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# That is so very fine,
have a big WOOOO and a YAY for BIG PANTS
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Zuperkool!
I really likes that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
top notch :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Is that Carmen Miranda
doing karaoke?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Man i am so high right now. RIGHT NOW>
i hope so
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# With the whole horse thing....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# heheh
now there's a twist.

"bashing a dead horse with a mallet"

yay..!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
#
violence solves everything.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# violence
the cause of and solution to......

no wait a minute, that's not right....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Fighting.
Fucking fighting.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i'll spell it out
EVERYONE IS CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT HORSE COCK

admit it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you were
in the last 5 minutes.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Good i
love a bit of horse cock















not
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# huge long
horse cock y'mean


no I'm not
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Big floppy donkey dick?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Horse Fucker
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Shut your fucking face
[uncle] horse fucker
etc.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Uhh...
I think you're alone on that one...

*sneaks away to contact PETA*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I KNEW I should've bought "Huge Fat Cocks"
/daisy from Spaced
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ow
that hurts my brain somewhat
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Flog It!! Flog It Hard!!
and I think there's a ripple in the space/time continuum
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# HUZZAH
but i thought flogging was with a flogger?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# They
shoot horses don't they?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# kickety flip


Evening,all.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Go
sk8er boy
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Yay
that am great!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# b'doing
woosome stuffs
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# took me fecking ages...
and most of a bottle of wine.

I've never tried to animate the background before.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# that's dedication
have a badger on the house. w/y/badger!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# indeed
dedication most done well
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhh
wiggidi Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# actually
thhat isn't a kickflip, twat nice person.

it's probably not even a proper trick, as the tricks you saw in tony hawks aren't real placement of the feet would make that impossible....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ok
besides that, it's still good
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# you're right..
it's more like a shove-it.

I think "twat" was perhaps a bit severe, though. And I've never played Tony Hawk, although I did help build the most northerly half-pipe in Britain.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# where would that...
halfpipe be then, as i live in the north of britain (Nairn, SCOTLAND)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Thurso
actually. We built an indoor halfpipe down Janet Street.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)
# /opens notebook
/writes "Visit Janet Street, Thurso, halfpipe, go....now"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)
# And while I'm on the subject
The positioning of the feet is exactly right, since the source pic is of a guy doing a kick-flip.

So nerr.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# but..
the actual anim is not of a kickflip....so nerr nerr de nerr nerrrrr
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Apologies to Wasp Box
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# WHAT
THE BLOODY HELL?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Its
Art i tell the
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# epilepsy
I{N A CA}N
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# my eyes
THEY BURN
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# *convulses*
*falls down*
*starts foaming at the mouth*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# aarrggghhhh!
;lsdfkvfo4jvhb6 40a 6y 20j7ze56

/faints
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
#



it's got woo aplenty, i just don't understand.
so i am going to just sit back and enjoy it.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# My name is Amanda
Horses suck
I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about

/gets another stella out of the fridge and threadwastes
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# hurrah
i have 3 horses in my flat.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# hey look
here's another one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I want to lick
your Trannie
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i want to lick yor tramlines
er....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
#
*reverses transit van out of garage...waxes the relevant lickable parts*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# You!
I 4rthured you, care to reply?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i just went online
to 243 messages... so i deleted them :/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# To sum up
you, still staying at mine post-bash?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# oooh!
kinky!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# *sigh*
Is that a yes or a no, I need to know!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# you
goimg to smirny's party?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Probably not...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# things may change
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# That's a wonderful attitude
to the messaging service
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# thanks
it's all about attitude
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Horses suck or
you suck horses?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# whoknos
it's all up to interpretation
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Yay!
oh, and:

BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!

I'm all excited now, it's like christmas eve!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# (=
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# i'm not really
it's all a bit weird. get on train, go to london, get drunk, improvise from there on.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Best way.
By this time tomorrow, you'll be having a whale of a time.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# then you're spoilt
ingrate
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
PARTY!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
: /
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's halloween eve!
YAY HALLOWEEN!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Hello stranger,
I still have that piccy you made of me in my profile.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Superb,
I have a brand spanking new halloween themed pic of me in mine!

ooh, i've just looked. you've got loads! little miss popular. the gay kitten will always be the best though. it's so simple and so genius, i really wish it didn't make me laugh so much... and so repeatedly...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# So you do!
*drools* ;)

You do know Ring is on channel 4 tonight?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I do know that,
I don't have telly though. But I do have it on DVD! YAAAAY! (I do have *a* telly, I just don't have any reception. so it just gets used to watch DVDs.)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Ring 2 is on tomorrow,
and I've never seen that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Surely it should be on a week after?
It's... different from Ring. Not scary, but not really 'worse'. Just a different kind of film. Hmm.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# It's horror week on 4 innit,
and they're the best 2 films they have the rights to. Although Blair Witch was on earlier in the week.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Are they showing Evil Dead?
Cos I just got the trilogy on DVD too *smuggity smugness*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Yay
I love that film!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# My bedroom is cool right now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I hate horses too
this means I love you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# i used to show horses.
i didn't want to. i was forced.

GWB was in town today fundraising and trying to get his energy bill some support.

i saw him get off of Air Force One on the news this morning. I was only watching because i secretly hoped he would fall down the steps.
he didn't.....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# don't you hate that
just one time if he could tumble down the fuckers, just one time.......
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# that's all i ask...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I Hate Those Horses
hi all iam new
iam amanda iam 23 years old girl
yeah u read correctly iam a girl,
and i hate horses.
who of u hate horses in here ????
i do i hate those beats so much.
do u think the same way about it like to,
see your replys
if u like u can add me on msn
my mail is [email protected]
cause girls can hate horses 2
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I want to lick your fanny.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I fucking laughed loud, you bastard!!

at work
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hehehe
busted :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# He's the boss.
He's not going to get into trouble.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yep
had to scramble fast on that one.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# That
is the funniest reply ever
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I second
that emotion
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# do you feel like giving me
a lifetime of devotion then like?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Noooo.....
but I can manage eternal gratitude for about 5 minutes...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# sold!!!
to the man in the pink sweater.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Oooh!
Chinchilla!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Carried
any objections?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# hee hee hee....
fanny....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# didnt I get email spam from you the other day?
oh, no, that was [email protected], my mistake
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
you receive spam about sucking horses
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# That's no spam
It's a subscription


/Kenobi.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
#
Ceci n'est pas une abonnement.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# but girls love horses
i've seen... those photos...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Gnuff, flibble, flarge
We are the knights who say 'NI'
FAQ you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# badger badge badger badger
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# So ya hate horses.............
What are you into then ???..... goats ?????
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# antihorse girl
i mean jesus
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# OMG!!!
lol... u r soo rite!

hey, check this horse out.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Yay for floaty ninja horses!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Camels will not now nor ever be the choice transportation of North African Ninjas.
i mean, yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# do me a favor
animate this one!

if not too much trouble. if so, don't bother.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Sure...
give me a bit.

I'll be your animation bitch.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I hate horse too
don't think this means I love you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Horse and Chips
with gravy is delicious. 100% fact.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# and...?
why would we think you weren't a girl with a name like Amanda?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i hate geese
so we have that in common.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# evenin' all
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# eeww
revolting
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# nice jorb
though
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# "i did a great what?"
"you done a great joooooooeeeerb"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ok you cunts
what's that from, I can't place it now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
#
linky-linky-bo-binky

but only because you asked so nicely
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# tut
dirty dirty habit

Woo though
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# oh, bloody yes
that's wonderous!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# 100% FACT
DOLPHIN JISM IS DARK GREY
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# You would know would you?
So what does it taste like?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# burning.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Ralph Wiggam
after he ated the purple berries.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Pumpkin Pie
I know, who'd have thought?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# How do you know this?
Dolphins are the only other creature that has sex for pleasure
(I think)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# because if it wasn't known in small amounts, randomly, by different people
it wouldn't be called "general" knowledge
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# You'd change that tune
if you saw how furiously my cat goes at it...

even though she's fixed.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Chimps too
they also use sex to diffuse ptentially dangerous situations. Could be useful in every day life. Quick that mans robbing the bank, hang on I'll give him a good shaggin'...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I'd stop robbing a bank
if the hot teller with the large norks just gave me a blow-job, forchrissake!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# thats great
good idea, seems like should have been done before.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# If you could invent a waterproof cigarette,
you'd be the richest man alive.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# or just a cigarette sized
umbrella would be good
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# 20 bensons
and a half pound of pilchards shopkeep.

w/y/badger!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Evenin'
Smoking is cool

ignore all the fascist non smokers
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It's big,
it's hard,
it's clever,
and you look damn sexy while you're doing it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# true, true
and you make more friends, and they love you because you crash.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# And less
addictive than b3ta
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Mostly, though
because you can't absent-mindedly scratch yourself while holding a flaming stick.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Smoking is great
it looks really cool, oh yeaaaah
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that
is a good thing
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# haha!
excellent :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# kittney spears
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# ok
now what are the odds of that happening anywhere but b3ta?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# 15-1
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# No
at least 7-2
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# 100-99-98-
97-96-95-94-93-92-91-90-89-88-87-86-86-85...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# whoa
mindpiss
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# nice
the green eyes are a nice touch, and this should be a reply to the photoshop by the way
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I love this cat-person mindpiss
yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Woo and phwoor
to both cat ladies.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I'm not a kitten
Not yet a cat

w/y/badger!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I would.
100% FACT
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# nicely done...
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Meow!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# foxes are related to dogs
WHY?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# because they bark in the early hours of the morning
just to piss you off

this should be a question of the week...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ah
all drunk comments should be considered QOTW candidates.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Are you drunk?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# yes
oh dear mother of god, yes.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# what's Mrs Badcrumble
got to do with this?

Sorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# come on god,
you're going to miss your clarinet lessons
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Yay!
I wish I was... :-(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# sax-a-ma-phone
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# second cousin
through Marriage
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# because they evolved from the same ancestors?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Because.....
after a enough beer any DOG turns into a fox ;) hehehehehe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# SE
would, without asking

TJ: not like microsoft to cock something up is it?

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
dumb microsoft twunts
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Hey you!
I wanna 4rthur you but you're not on there!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# bollocks
too right, i kept it open in mozilla and thats closed itself down.

give me a minute....
on now
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# my god
that woman looks like a cat!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Mmmm
nice pussy

/coat
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Liza Meownelli?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# hmm
it doesn't look like a plastic faced fucknugget..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# nothing looks like that
munting old trout
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# oooh...
lovely...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I think he's angry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Thats beautiful
yes, i like that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Holy Crap!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i love your style
woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Well, I would be as well!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That's great
but what happened?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# A horrible accident
involving poetry, tomatoes and several hacksaws
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# he's going to kill
over half the world
string them up by their guts
spread their entrails
far and wide
and from their spleens, make huts
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
he's 'armless...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# clearly
he's only half armless
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# he he
You're great.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Little did Paul suspect...
...that Heather had been playing away.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
all the papers said it was a boy... but it was a girl! LOL!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# they were still saying boy
at 5pm on the radio... whoops!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# They said on Des and mel
Paul McCartney hasn't given birth to a little boy but he's a had a girl instead. I just thought 'Bloody hell, I didn't know men could give birth'

How rude - Woo pic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# heh heh
lo you missed a canny night
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# dammit
how many of you were there?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# five of us
Witchy, Tart monkey, Fassit, Cow jam an me

weird thing Cow jam works where I used to
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It's a small world
after all
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# oo
Oasis pox
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# nice mergeancement



or whatever the word is
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# haha
she shagged a monkey
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# first attempt at these repetitive majoogles
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# kitten
begat kitten , begat kitten , begat.......
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# 3 is the number thou shalt count to...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# 4 is no good
and 5 is right out
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# python references are strictly forbidden
thankyew.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# two words... that aren't not safe for kids
FUCK OFF



course they are allowed
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
e
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# yay!
ooh, idea:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# yipes
Son of Manbear!

woo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# wooooooow
thats freaky, it goes on and on and on and on...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hehe
and majoogles is a fab word
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# woo
for mandlekitty
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] England, Scotland and Wales

break away from the E.U.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Wow, thats great
sorry about this, has to be said, it reminds me ever so slightly of www.b3ta.co.uk/war
not being picky, it just reminds me.
great tho, realy great
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yay
madness!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hilarious
never seen that before, thanks muchly.

bloody tories
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# yes yes very nice
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# haha!
WOW, FUCKING MENTAL!
WOO/YAY/HOUPLA!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Oi...
they left a lil island there behind.

What island is that, anyways?

dumb
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Ireland
simple, innit?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# That's what I thought...
feck em... leave them there.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Don't worry
I think it's gonna go its own way...

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Oh
and woo to M3ssential's anim!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# cheers
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Jesus thats good
the moo made me crack up
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# What can I say
but I was extremely bored at work that day...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Ireland?
or the Hebrides?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# de de de de de de de de de, de de de de de de
Sunday footie. Jimmy Hill...

or something, it's been a while
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# if b3ta did bashes for marmots...

they'd probably be the best marmot bashes in the world
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# there's beer
so it's not THAT bad
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# hehehe
excellent... must remember to find a roadcone!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# That's fab
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Lovely marmots.
Conetastic.

I'm off for a swift pint or two... Byeeee
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Marmot !!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# marmite?


better than bovril
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# make a marmot sweat enough
and the residue will be as yeasty as marmite itself
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I liked marmite.
Right until the comparison with marmot residue.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# thrushy marmots?



yuk
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Well that's just woo
Anyone watching Sky One Mix...very interesting...it's about things left in the body
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# my sky+ box is taping it
my mum and dad are watching the curry program from the other night on it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# A guy got an anchor embedded in his skull
not nice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# ooooh, i saw that a few months ago wen i was in the US
the last one is kinda freaky, if its the same program as im thinkin of

top 100 things pulled out of the human body or something?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# An anchor?
How the fuck did he manage that?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# the rope pulled back
and the anchor shot out of the water...i'll leave the rest to your imagination
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# *imagines*
Urgh! Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i'll be taping
dumb and dumber 2 on five next week as well then
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# curry program =
ace
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# agreed
but it made me terribly hungry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yay
bloody students
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# must be students:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# eek!
fanart, or an actual episode?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# actual
i think.

*cor*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yup
By a strange co-inkidink, I just finished watching it on DVD 5 mins ago (with directors commentary)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Cor
woo yay that woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
thank you for your woo for my woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# yaay!
what a cheery marmot :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# pearoast:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Bloody Plumbing
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee
I love orcas...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Orcas - a pearoast opportunity
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yay!
hadn't seen that, great one!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# is it me
or is there an orca in the toilet?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# It's just you
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# but he does
look a little bit like an orca
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# what does?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# tremendous!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha, woo!
That's great!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# lovely
jaw action!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# that's delightfully
strange
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# top stuff !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# That's top
That is
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# sharktastic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# spiffing
that is
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Christ!
Toilet humping whales!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEE WWWWWIIIIIILLLLLLIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Woo pic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# wooo
look whos popped out to see use
yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# reminds me of one of my own


woo yay to your pic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# nice
fp'd ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Woo
that's ace :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Gadzooks!!
Where are the Japanese when you need 'em!?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I like it!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

*breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Have a mood chicken
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# pretty
..have a Mood Bunny:

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# And a hypno-baboon!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# and a flashy penis resembling tortoise
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# glasscock
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# What really went wrong with the bush election
www.why-war.com/features/2003/10/diebold.html

BTW, if any of you UK servers out there want to mirror the memo files, it would be a great help to these guys, because I don't think they'd be able to give a Cease & Desist to another country. C'mon, fight the man!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:56, archived)
# *fights the man*
fuck off, like we care, and there's likely to be a reciprocal legal agreement

ask Manic, he'd probably do it if it's of any importance?

my 2ยข? what went wrong was that americans were asked for their opinion... this is always a scary concept :P
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I don't want to fight the man
I might break a nail
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# my thumb
is half broken. But I'm refusing to cut it and covering it with layers of strengthener in the hope it will mend itself.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# it's not alive, so it can't "heal"
use superglue then cover in nail varnish to disguise the break
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# cut it off
and get some false ones for tomorrow, you can get black ones with little bats or spiders on
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# my god
i wish i had time to!
Everything that could have went wrong today, so tomorrow will be very very busy indeed. No time for nice nails :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# tis a shame
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Shirley
it's either broken or unbroken..?

It's a binary state thingy innit?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# It can be cracked
or still attached not really broken
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# New, poorly tested technology isn't working right?
I'm shocked!

And also bored...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Bush is a twat
end of story
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I
found this domokun graffiti by chance would you believe.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# which one am I looking at?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)
# top?
bottom?

maybe the others, I got bored
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# the
bottom one is a clearer picture of the full thing.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# blah blah
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)

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