'Harry Potter and the Lost Consonant' the new book from:
Click for bigger
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06,
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oh ho ho
Very noice. That actually did make me laugh, so have a woo.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08,
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Might not
take all that long!
Always get mega hits, but few posters in reality...
...I guess there's only so many ways fo make a twat look more like a twat!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:16,
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Always get mega hits, but few posters in reality...
...I guess there's only so many ways fo make a twat look more like a twat!
Did you see Slim's recent front page here,
with the Vacant parking meter sign in his forehead? Not often slim does politics, but it was ace.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:18,
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nope...
Shame I've been so damned busy of late...I bet there's loads of BW fodder slipped through...
SUBMISSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME PEOPLE!! ;-)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:24,
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SUBMISSIONS ALWAYS WELCOME PEOPLE!! ;-)
For antihorse girl
clicky for the donky in the air with the cart pic
mod edit - your own pics please.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01,
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mod edit - your own pics please.
why
don't you reply down there, or send it to her handy-dandy email addy?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02,
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Ha ha ha
it always makes me laugh how nonplussed the donkey looks!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02,
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oh holy god
is this a bunch of trolls or just one with many accounts?
either way could you kindly fuck off
edit:do you think i've over reacted?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:02,
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either way could you kindly fuck off
edit:do you think i've over reacted?
www.b3ta.com/board/2239166
actually that's some mighty fine lurking
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:04,
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actually that's some mighty fine lurking
i'm not a lurker
i used to be, im slowl posting more tho
ps: i'm changing my name back now!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:07,
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ps: i'm changing my name back now!
No, Roxy
I don't think you over-reacted. I think they're all a bunch of cunts and I'll love you forever.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12,
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that
has not been mashed and is just about the biggest phallis of molten silica sand, soda ash and limestone around.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:03,
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no,
but I'll take a good look at it for you...
is that the right punchline?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:06,
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is that the right punchline?
y'know
i only just got here, but i think i might leave it for tonight..
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:05,
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None of it's getting to me tonight.
For the promise of booze to come is much in my mind. BASH!
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
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BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
my brother got evicted for having a horse
The landlord said "no pets" and he tried to argue it wasn't a pet but just a means of transport. Didn't work tho'
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:12,
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ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
*points*
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:59,
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*points*
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
ahahahahhahahhahaha
One of my favourite descriptions
of a young lady not blessed in the looks department is:
"She looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a spade."
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:01,
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"She looks like someone set fire to her face, and put it out with a spade."
pfft
I always liked
'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:08,
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'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
well
not unless you can get away with it
oh hang on I thought you meant charvas :\
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:19,
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oh hang on I thought you meant charvas :\
*salutes*
You are the undisputed king of the ugly girl phrase.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:13,
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Pirate linkage
this
is just making me laugh far, far, far too much right about now. so i had to share.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:16,
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is just making me laugh far, far, far too much right about now. so i had to share.
Ooohhhhh...... Alright now
Go!
Walk out the door
Don't turn around now...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:57,
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Walk out the door
Don't turn around now...
That is so very fine,
have a big WOOOO and a YAY for BIG PANTS
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:59,
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heheh
now there's a twist.
"bashing a dead horse with a mallet"
yay..!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50,
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"bashing a dead horse with a mallet"
yay..!
violence
the cause of and solution to......
no wait a minute, that's not right....
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52,
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no wait a minute, that's not right....
i'll spell it out
EVERYONE IS CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT HORSE COCK
admit it.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51,
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admit it.
Uhh...
I think you're alone on that one...
*sneaks away to contact PETA*
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56,
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*sneaks away to contact PETA*
Flog It!! Flog It Hard!!
and I think there's a ripple in the space/time continuum
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51,
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took me fecking ages...
and most of a bottle of wine.
I've never tried to animate the background before.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:53,
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I've never tried to animate the background before.
actually
thhat isn't a kickflip, twat nice person.
it's probably not even a proper trick, as the tricks you saw in tony hawks aren't real placement of the feet would make that impossible....
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:58,
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it's probably not even a proper trick, as the
you're right..
it's more like a shove-it.
I think "twat" was perhaps a bit severe, though. And I've never played Tony Hawk, although I did help build the most northerly half-pipe in Britain.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:14,
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I think "twat" was perhaps a bit severe, though. And I've never played Tony Hawk, although I did help build the most northerly half-pipe in Britain.
where would that...
halfpipe be then, as i live in the north of britain (Nairn, SCOTLAND)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:24,
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Thurso
actually. We built an indoor halfpipe down Janet Street.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:32,
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/opens notebook
/writes "Visit Janet Street, Thurso, halfpipe, go....now"
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:36,
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And while I'm on the subject
The positioning of the feet is exactly right, since the source pic is of a guy doing a kick-flip.
So nerr.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:17,
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So nerr.
but..
the actual anim is not of a kickflip....so nerr nerr de nerr nerrrrr
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:23,
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it's got woo aplenty, i just don't understand.
so i am going to just sit back and enjoy it.
My name is Amanda
Horses suck
I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about
/gets another stella out of the fridge and threadwastes
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:44,
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I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about
/gets another stella out of the fridge and threadwastes
*reverses transit van out of garage...waxes the relevant lickable parts*
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46,
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Yay!
oh, and:
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
I'm all excited now, it's like christmas eve!
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BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
I'm all excited now, it's like christmas eve!
i'm not really
it's all a bit weird. get on train, go to london, get drunk, improvise from there on.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47,
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Best way.
By this time tomorrow, you'll be having a whale of a time.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48,
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Hello stranger,
I still have that piccy you made of me in my profile.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:51,
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Superb,
I have a brand spanking new halloween themed pic of me in mine!
ooh, i've just looked. you've got loads! little miss popular. the gay kitten will always be the best though. it's so simple and so genius, i really wish it didn't make me laugh so much... and so repeatedly...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:52,
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ooh, i've just looked. you've got loads! little miss popular. the gay kitten will always be the best though. it's so simple and so genius, i really wish it didn't make me laugh so much... and so repeatedly...
So you do!
*drools* ;)
You do know Ring is on channel 4 tonight?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55,
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You do know Ring is on channel 4 tonight?
I do know that,
I don't have telly though. But I do have it on DVD! YAAAAY! (I do have *a* telly, I just don't have any reception. so it just gets used to watch DVDs.)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:56,
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Surely it should be on a week after?
It's... different from Ring. Not scary, but not really 'worse'. Just a different kind of film. Hmm.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:00,
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It's horror week on 4 innit,
and they're the best 2 films they have the rights to. Although Blair Witch was on earlier in the week.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:03,
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Are they showing Evil Dead?
Cos I just got the trilogy on DVD too *smuggity smugness*
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i used to show horses.
i didn't want to. i was forced.
GWB was in town today fundraising and trying to get his energy bill some support.
i saw him get off of Air Force One on the news this morning. I was only watching because i secretly hoped he would fall down the steps.
he didn't.....
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48,
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GWB was in town today fundraising and trying to get his energy bill some support.
i saw him get off of Air Force One on the news this morning. I was only watching because i secretly hoped he would fall down the steps.
he didn't.....
don't you hate that
just one time if he could tumble down the fuckers, just one time.......
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:50,
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I Hate Those Horses
hi all iam new
iam amanda iam 23 years old girl
yeah u read correctly iam a girl,
and i hate horses.
who of u hate horses in here ????
i do i hate those beats so much.
do u think the same way about it like to,
see your replys
if u like u can add me on msn
my mail is [email protected]
cause girls can hate horses 2
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:39,
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iam amanda iam 23 years old girl
yeah u read correctly iam a girl,
and i hate horses.
who of u hate horses in here ????
i do i hate those beats so much.
do u think the same way about it like to,
see your replys
if u like u can add me on msn
my mail is [email protected]
cause girls can hate horses 2
Noooo.....
but I can manage eternal gratitude for about 5 minutes...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49,
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didnt I get email spam from you the other day?
oh, no, that was [email protected], my mistake
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:41,
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So ya hate horses.............
What are you into then ???..... goats ?????
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42,
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Camels will not now nor ever be the choice transportation of North African Ninjas.
i mean, yay
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48,
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do me a favor
animate this one!
if not too much trouble. if so, don't bother.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:49,
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if not too much trouble. if so, don't bother.
and...?
why would we think you weren't a girl with a name like Amanda?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:47,
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How do you know this?
Dolphins are the only other creature that has sex for pleasure
(I think)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34,
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(I think)
because if it wasn't known in small amounts, randomly, by different people
it wouldn't be called "general" knowledge
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35,
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You'd change that tune
if you saw how furiously my cat goes at it...
even though she's fixed.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:40,
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even though she's fixed.
Chimps too
they also use sex to diffuse ptentially dangerous situations. Could be useful in every day life. Quick that mans robbing the bank, hang on I'll give him a good shaggin'...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:42,
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I'd stop robbing a bank
if the hot teller with the large norks just gave me a blow-job, forchrissake!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:46,
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thats great
good idea, seems like should have been done before.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:32,
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If you could invent a waterproof cigarette,
you'd be the richest man alive.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33,
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20 bensons
and a half pound of pilchards shopkeep.
w/y/badger!!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:33,
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w/y/badger!!
It's big,
it's hard,
it's clever,
and you look damn sexy while you're doing it.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:35,
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it's clever,
and you look damn sexy while you're doing it.
true, true
and you make more friends, and they love you because you crash.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:36,
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Mostly, though
because you can't absent-mindedly scratch yourself while holding a flaming stick.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:36,
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nice
the green eyes are a nice touch, and this should be a reply to the photoshop by the way
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:27,
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because they bark in the early hours of the morning
just to piss you off
this should be a question of the week...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:24,
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this should be a question of the week...
Because.....
after a enough beer any DOG turns into a fox ;) hehehehehe
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:26,
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SE
would, without asking
TJ: not like microsoft to cock something up is it?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:23,
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TJ: not like microsoft to cock something up is it?
bollocks
too right, i kept it open in mozilla and thats closed itself down.
give me a minute....
on now
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:28,
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give me a minute....
on now
A horrible accident
involving poetry, tomatoes and several hacksaws
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:30,
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he's going to kill
over half the world
string them up by their guts
spread their entrails
far and wide
and from their spleens, make huts
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22,
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string them up by their guts
spread their entrails
far and wide
and from their spleens, make huts
Little did Paul suspect...
...that Heather had been playing away.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:17,
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Ha ha ha
all the papers said it was a boy... but it was a girl! LOL!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:18,
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They said on Des and mel
Paul McCartney hasn't given birth to a little boy but he's a had a girl instead. I just thought 'Bloody hell, I didn't know men could give birth'
How rude - Woo pic
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:22,
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How rude - Woo pic
five of us
Witchy, Tart monkey, Fassit, Cow jam an me
weird thing Cow jam works where I used to
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:34,
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weird thing Cow jam works where I used to
two words... that aren't not safe for kids
FUCK OFF
course they are allowed
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:38,
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course they are allowed
Wow, thats great
sorry about this, has to be said, it reminds me ever so slightly of www.b3ta.co.uk/war
not being picky, it just reminds me.
great tho, realy great
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13,
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not being picky, it just reminds me.
great tho, realy great
Oi...
they left a lil island there behind.
What island is that, anyways?
dumb
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13,
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What island is that, anyways?
dumb
de de de de de de de de de, de de de de de de
Sunday footie. Jimmy Hill...
or something, it's been a while
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:55,
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or something, it's been a while
if b3ta did bashes for marmots...
they'd probably be the best marmot bashes in the world
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59,
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they'd probably be the best marmot bashes in the world
Lovely marmots.
Conetastic.
I'm off for a swift pint or two... Byeeee
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:03,
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I'm off for a swift pint or two... Byeeee
make a marmot sweat enough
and the residue will be as yeasty as marmite itself
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:05,
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I liked marmite.
Right until the comparison with marmot residue.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:06,
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Well that's just woo
Anyone watching Sky One Mix...very interesting...it's about things left in the body
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:08,
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my sky+ box is taping it
my mum and dad are watching the curry program from the other night on it.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:09,
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ooooh, i saw that a few months ago wen i was in the US
the last one is kinda freaky, if its the same program as im thinkin of
top 100 things pulled out of the human body or something?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:12,
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top 100 things pulled out of the human body or something?
the rope pulled back
and the anchor shot out of the water...i'll leave the rest to your imagination
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:16,
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i'll be taping
dumb and dumber 2 on five next week as well then
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:13,
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must be students:
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=marmot+university
first result: Prof. Marmot
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:11,
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first result: Prof. Marmot
Yup
By a strange co-inkidink, I just finished watching it on DVD 5 mins ago (with directors commentary)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:48,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
*breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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*breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
What really went wrong with the bush election
www.why-war.com/features/2003/10/diebold.html
BTW, if any of you UK servers out there want to mirror the memo files, it would be a great help to these guys, because I don't think they'd be able to give a Cease & Desist to another country. C'mon, fight the man!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:56,
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BTW, if any of you UK servers out there want to mirror the memo files, it would be a great help to these guys, because I don't think they'd be able to give a Cease & Desist to another country. C'mon, fight the man!
*fights the man*
fuck off, like we care, and there's likely to be a reciprocal legal agreement
ask Manic, he'd probably do it if it's of any importance?
my 2ยข? what went wrong was that americans were asked for their opinion... this is always a scary concept :P
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:57,
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ask Manic, he'd probably do it if it's of any importance?
my 2ยข? what went wrong was that americans were asked for their opinion... this is always a scary concept :P
my thumb
is half broken. But I'm refusing to cut it and covering it with layers of strengthener in the hope it will mend itself.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:59,
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it's not alive, so it can't "heal"
use superglue then cover in nail varnish to disguise the break
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:00,
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cut it off
and get some false ones for tomorrow, you can get black ones with little bats or spiders on
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:01,
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my god
i wish i had time to!
Everything that could have went wrong today, so tomorrow will be very very busy indeed. No time for nice nails :(
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:02,
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Everything that could have went wrong today, so tomorrow will be very very busy indeed. No time for nice nails :(
Shirley
it's either broken or unbroken..?
It's a binary state thingy innit?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 22:04,
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It's a binary state thingy innit?
New, poorly tested technology isn't working right?
I'm shocked!
And also bored...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 21:58,
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And also bored...
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