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# Dictator Challenge
The challenge dictator is back to cajole you into a creative frenzy:

THE REDUCTIONIST CHALLENGE


This is Hitler.

Make us more pictures of people
in the smallest number of shapes
possible.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# fuck me!
it's a good challenge! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# ooooh, you old naysayer you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Blimey
you're early today!

/edit - bloody good challenge though!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# crawler
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
#
Oooh. Just like the titles on Alfred Hitchcock. Neat.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Ja! mein furer!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# that
is a very good idea indeed.
it'll make people really think, and should have minimal reposts, too
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hmmmmmm
...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# that sounds like a good idea
and it means i can use paint. hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Ooh,
good challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# blimeh!
that's a toughie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Blimmy,
this IS a challange.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Reductionism Rules !
[] (thats kurt cobain in a box)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick entry:

Michael Howard.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)
# superb
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)
# wwaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'm loving the board today!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# awww
what an ickle cute alien!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# yay!
happy halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# STAB IT!
STAB IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# ...
(radical k Maker of stuff, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Woo!
Very fish-lisophical!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)
# <-))))><
?
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Lubberly feesh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Are we posting pumpkins then?
Click me to light me

Happy Halloween everyone. Mwhahahahaaaa.

Clicky to make lit
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Woo
Fantastic carvery!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)
# *gasp*
those are briiliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:01, archived)
# hehe
you see the zombie pumpkins site too then.

i carved elvis last night
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Yep,
Already bookmarked for next year to impress the girlies with.

Mind you, you should have seen the girl's face in Tesco's when I bought them last night, she thought me to be a crazy man. I showed her.... right? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# the woman in sainsburys was very nice
chatty, but not too overly friendly.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Whats the link?
Cos mine turned out like this.



Which I thought was good until I saw yours!
(Mad Frank, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:11, archived)
# find it at
www.zombiepumpkins.com

you could also have my PDF of micheal myers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Its...
http://pumpkins.goateestyle.com/stencils.php

that.

I read it as Goastestyle at first and shuddered
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)
# those are
cool!
(nebulous, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)
# woo!
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# MORNING!
Today is a day of great excitement. Party time! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Trick! Show me a trick!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Okay... now you see it...
now you don't.

Tadaaaa!

Runs with your wallet in hand
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Pfft
There's only moths in it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Moths are the principal currency of Majorca
*100% FACT!*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Lies!
they changed to the termite, when europe changed to the euro.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Twick or Twunt
im going to give the kids who come to the door potatoes as their treats this year
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)
# FINALLY - proof that Man went to the Moon

No way he could have pissed that far if it was on Earth

Bit difficult to write his name with the gloves on though
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Nice bird/butternut squash icon.
STOP THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)
# But
wouldn't his knob explode or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Nope
he went to the NASA school of the 'tight grip'

I still think he should have gone before they left though. There's always one isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# he's got a special mini cock-sized airlock
the hardest thing (fnff) would be the cold, imagine how much it'd shrivel...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Thats no moon...
Oh... right, so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Help
can you please go to funny.pkmn.co.uk/organic and fill out the questionnaire for my business coursework
(perilafterperil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)
# no
cock off
(son of crazymum, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# No.
And how is that a competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Did it last night
and why the fuck is that in a challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah
I fucking hate fucking cunts who use the fucking challenge inappropriately.. like cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:59, archived)
# there you go
i can be nice sometimes - crap questionnaire though?!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)
# send me a fiver and I will
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)
# er?
Off the topic, I am glowing with pride (sort of) cause it looks like the nice b3ta gods have used (but greatly smartened up) the wee bat icon i did for the image challenge yonks ago.
Either that or they found the same image as me to make teeny :-)
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)
# did you sign the waiver?
royalty cheques can be slow
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:59, archived)
# silly -
just pleased that any of my stuff is good enough to use. That and I am a desperate fame whore.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)
# hehe
that is such a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# i would
but i'm illiterate
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# you spelt that write
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)
# damm that automatic spell checker
(8(I)) dough. dough.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)
# ooo I like the Homer
I use this one cos it looks like me - spikey hair, glasses and a mole above my lip
=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Good Gawd !! You're Claudia Schiffer !!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# only on Wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# you posted this yesterday
then it was a plea for help (which many people gave). now it's spam.
cock off, kidder, and come back when you've made a picture (and stop wasting threads like this)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# or atomboy will teach what your arse is really for
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Done
:)
(allergic to curry, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)
# So
Did everyone fill out the type of food as "Spicy braaaaiiinnnssss" or was it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:14, archived)
# seperated at birth
(casper8210, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Argh!
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:51, archived)
# duh
when you post "seperated at birth" pix.. you are supposed to use DIFFERENT IMAGES.. duh.

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:51, archived)
# ok what bout this1?
must have been done

(casper8210, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)
# well
i know which one is better looking and its not the one on the right!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# for the first time in ages
i actually laughed out loud to that one
(Phil Febuggure, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)
# she looks like one of those clowns at the fair
that move their heads from side to side and you're supposed to try to get your balls into their mouths.

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)
# .
teabag *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)
# ahem



/some comment regarding balls in mouths...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# argh!
I'm not sure which is the more frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:53, archived)
# THE HORROR !!! micros-oogle
www.nytimes.com/2003/10/31/technology/31net.html?ex=1068181200&en=9611591c74179e13&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE

im so scared i cant shop!! imagine a world with microsoph google image search
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Noo!
I will refuse to use Google if Micro$oft take it over.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:56, archived)
# mainly because M$ are a bunch of cnuts.

edit - I would continue to use it in it's present form, but I'd be very surprised indeed if they didn't cock it up somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Don't be silly.
It'll never happen anyway. Why would microsoft spend £15-20bn on google when they could develop equivalent or better technology for a quarter of the price?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# so they can phuckiddup
put ads all over it. and have the gooleysoft paperclip search assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:01, archived)
# google image search
is shite, it's been fucked for ages
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# it's bollocks
they would never pay that money for that.
and anyway, what is so fucking wrong with microsoft? their applications work, and work with each other. they're rather good, and they made a shed load of money selling overpriced licenses to businesses around the world. they're better than most other large capitalist organisations, in that their products actually get better each year or 2, and you get free upgrades. yu certainly don't get an upgrade on your car when new technology's available.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)
# My flatmate's been rather quiet of late...

...ever since he got his passport renewed.
shiver
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)
# He looks like
Derren Brown to me....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)
# heh.
Now THAT'S a scary thought...
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Woo
Spoooooky!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Thank you
hey, how's the haircut?
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Much better now thanks!
Hey - the electric ballroom, I've been there... it rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:58, archived)
# that it does...
full tilt is the best night... ever!
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Seconded!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)
# excellent.
see you all at babushka's tonight.
(edit: definitive)
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Spooky!
I feel all eerie inside now

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Freaky.
Oooooh speshal eyekons!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:48, archived)
# My
House mate is in Egypt for 3 months and he is still paying rent.....cool
(dontknow.net, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Waaaarrgghh!
That reminds me of The Ring last night (C4).

Creepy, creepy nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Jesus! That really is scary!
TJ - Prolly GC, but here's ASCII goatse:- www.glandscape.com/ascii.html

Edit: Ooh, and a Hallowe'en punkin done as www.goatse.cx/

Edit: I mean, the original www.goatse.cx/ has been updated for Hallowe'en
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)
# GOATSII
?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:50, archived)
# eep
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)
# that's goooood
are they really trying to close down the electric ballroom? the swine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:09, archived)
# london underground are bastards
and that's all i have to say about that.
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Errr....Gingey...
I was right about your cat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh
kill it!

woo!


I got an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:38, archived)
# :|
*scared*
MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:38, archived)
# are you dressing up
mr yak?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# ive sadly not been able to find a costume :(
so ill have to do the usual hideously deformed zombie type thing
to achieve this I shall simply sleep on the coach as thats how I look when i wake up

ah sod it, i look like that at the best of times :D

are you?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)
# haha
you're talking to the wrong person if you want your ego massaging ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)
# ?
nah, just saying im grotesquely ugly (and mildly illiterate too if that spellings anything to go by)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:48, archived)
# no you're not!
and you spelt everything right too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)
# am too
*sticks tongue out*
pttttthhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:51, archived)
# don't make me shout at you later!
I have to go to the library now anyway, things to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:52, archived)
# scaaaaaaaary
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Argh!
Ha ha ha, ooo and woo for special icons!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)
# even the toys are evil today
(psausage76, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:30, archived)
# that really is
very disturbing. in fact,i think i'll use that as my reason for not getting any work done today... woo
(jumblesale, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:47, archived)
# glad to be of service
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hurrah for evil toys!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:31, archived)
# i like that
hurrah! we've got odd icons...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# domo (pump) kin


it keeps going out, not enough air gets in through the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:27, archived)
# hehehe
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:28, archived)
#
woo! I made a pumpkin last night, nowhere near as cool (leave the top off for air to get in silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:28, archived)
# no
topless pumpkins are NOT sexy!
(NoToRiouS, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# woo!
put a hole in the back to let more air in.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I cut a notch out of the back of the lid
seems to be doing better now
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Woo!
cut an extra few vents in the back, that should sort it out.

i carved mine last night, i did elvis and oggy boogy from nightmare before christmas.

have my PDF stencil of Michael Myers from the halloween movies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:32, archived)
# That's woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Tomorrow night
Hi kids

I'm doing a lovely night at the Glasshouse tomorrow and wanted to invite you along. If you would like to come (go on!) then let me know before the end of today and I'll put you on my guest list.

Oh and I made a Flash movie to entice you along! (be kind it's my first ever attempt!)

tee hee!

www.ps-promo.co.uk/cheekyweasel.html

I'll be at the Halloween party later - so see you there!
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:21, archived)
# this is some sort of promotion for glasshouse,
isn't it?
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Nope!
We have paid £1,000 of our own money to hire out one of the rooms so no, it isn't really - I'm just trying to invite some people down to it and thought i'd ask you lot!

Ever the cynics!

That is like saying that the B3TA flyer is an advert for Babushka!
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:25, archived)
# so it's not a promotional thing
you're just mass advertising it to get more people down?

right
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Noooo
I belong to the forum and have done for ages - a lot of my friends are on here so I thought I'd post it.. It was also my first try at flash and I was feeling quite pleased with myself - so thought i'd get some feedback - why the fuck am I explaining myself?!
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:30, archived)
# because you're being cross questioned.
i put it to you that on the morning of the 31st of october 2003 you, and with prior knowledge, did spam the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Crikey
someone invites you to a party and you turn round and crap in their face?

calm down a bit.

Go photoshop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:41, archived)
# If its a
Crap in My Face Party then yes, it would be rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# what a particularly unpleasant visual image that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:44, archived)
# yeah!
Yeah, you ungrateful buggers!
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)
# I've just woke up
this explains all...
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)
# :)
On a side note.. good morning all :D
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
# 'nin
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
# you're performing in a glass house?
i bet thats a bugger to heat.

and everyong one will stare at you like you somekind of freaky david blaine freak.

hang on a second, can i smell spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
#
*passes round the stones*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:26, archived)
# you're going to the bungalow?
how old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:27, archived)
# 26
I'll be the twat in full tennis whites in the middle of fucking winter.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:29, archived)
# why
for fucks sake?
think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Remember that thing
from the newsletter ages ago where I broke my record for climbing through my tennis racket in under 12 seconds?

They want me to do that on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# dear lord
think of the children!

again
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I thought you said
you'd never do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:38, archived)
# But... but...
Dominick Wood! *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)
# or so you hope...
:OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:44, archived)
# *giggles*
morning you!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:46, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Which ones he?
The annoying shorter one...or the annoying taller one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:48, archived)
# The short one
wot does the magic...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:55, archived)
# You shouldn't
throw stones then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:25, archived)
# hey!
you should use www.yougotspotted.com to promote your events!

Its FREE and its EASY!

heh
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:26, archived)
# smell my finger
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:28, archived)
# /sniff
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:32, archived)
# smells like
chicken?
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:28, archived)
# tastes
like spinich
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I like that brand of advertising
I might buy / attend more things if they were presented so well
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Good morning.


I bet this has been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:18, archived)
# yeh it has
but doesn't stop yours being extremely good

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:20, archived)
# which way
is london?
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:20, archived)
# South
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:21, archived)
# depends where you're coming from.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:21, archived)
# stand on the north pole
cant go wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Thank you
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I tried that last time
and ended up in france. I'm going to give east a try this time...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Multimap says
M60, M56, A556, M6, M1, M25

and then a few more roads

It best not be lying to me
(vork and burlap, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:25, archived)
# You must be fairly near me then
run, run while you still can!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Who cares if it has, its aces!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:21, archived)
# he he!
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# it doesn't matter!
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Fact
i want an Alf T-shirt for the bash.

Im going on a mission to find one today.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Not feeling gay enough? Worried you may be hetero? You need....


You know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:15, archived)
# AAAAAAARGH
Taking those has made you gay
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:39, archived)
# take 2?!
at once?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Who needs George Foreman?
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
it's so good he put his name on it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:10, archived)
# what?
Frankie Detorie?



*edit* Forgot to say woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
great
(8-Ball, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:11, archived)
# In time for christmas
Hahaha

Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Arrrrf!
I want one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Yay!
I want a "shuper duper ithe-cweam schooper"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Yarr
That be fannyfuckingtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Kewl!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# hehe
oooh, I love the spooky icons!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Wooo
its brilliant
(KaBoom, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Genius.
Pure genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:16, archived)
# ha ha!
what a marvellous start to my lurking day. and new icons too. how lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:16, archived)
# yay!
whoop whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:20, archived)
# haha
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# hee
i like the eubanks one. hee.
(jumblesale, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:24, archived)
# madman!
so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:45, archived)
# That's......
........funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)
# woo
and also some yay
(bazmataz, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)
# HOORAY for celebrity endorsements
now where did i put that...

aha!



WYH to you Sir
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# YARRR!
(alp, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)
# YARRRR me hearties
minor TJ.. is anyone NOT going to the bash and going to this:

www.yougotspotted.com/-1-349-K-77.aspx

We have a free press pass (worth £105) going spare if you know anyone thats going with a camera..
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Found the pirate kit then...
Morning
(Emzickle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Yarrr
'tis a brilliant work of art
(KaBoom, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# g'morning
Did anyone see that halloween kitten on V Graham Norton last night?
I sooo need one of those :D
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:03, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Me
neither.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:04, archived)
# i think i'd rather spend my money on
drink
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:04, archived)
# and hookers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)
# why would you spend your money
on rugby players?
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Drink is good too
but it was so cute :(
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06, archived)
# >_<
It was great.
A cute looking, life size black kitten. Until you press its paw that is... then it starts meowing a bit then goes ROAR and it's head starts spinning round at a phenomenol rpm.
Really quite scary actually
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Oooh!
I so WANT one!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06, archived)
# no but I can imagine the big bender
squealing with delight and claiming "oooh, we love this, don't we?"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# actually
thats a fairly accurate representation :)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:09, archived)

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