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[challenge entry] this really is the stupidest challenge ever

incidentally, i am thinking of buying some DVDs. i can afford two, but not three. which one should i not get?
1. Dr Strangelove
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
3. 28 Days Later

i am also buying To Monte Carlo Or Bust on video because i saw it a while ago and have deemed it the best film in the world ever.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# get the classics
and wait for 28days to get there itself, then it's price will drop
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# ditto
but I did just watch 28 days. Great zombies.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# the first one
dr strangelove
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# really?
i would have thought that that would have been a shoe-in.
i have seen it already of course, i just thought it would be nice to own it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# oh no wait i wanted you to get that one
i'm a dumb bastard
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Hmm...
Buy City of God instead. :-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I reckon Flash Gordon should be in everybody's collection.
Just so everybody knows who Brian Blessed is.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# FLASH!

AHH-AAAHHHH

HE SAVED EVERY ONE OF US!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# BRIAN BLESSED?
I have a video with him dressed as a cat and singing songs
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Would it be a video of Cats
by any chance?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# nope
it's Hey Mr Producer - the musical world of Cameron MacIntosh
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# *falls over*
what video is this?
edit: oh. must. find.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# 2nd pic down on the right
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# But that doesn't
look like Brian Blessed
oh god the music! arrrgghhh!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# 28 days later
mefinks is not worth buying just yet
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Avoid 28 days later like the plague
A terrible excuse for a film. How it can be regarded as a classic I'll never understand.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# i liked it
i sat through it thinking "hmm...it's okay, i guess" but then when it was over i really liked it. come on, it wasn't THAT bad.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# the opening scenes are quite spooky,
and it would be a passable TV drama, but it's no classic. Dr strangelove and 2001, on the other hand...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# actually...
remember a miniseries on itv a few years back called the last train? post apocolyptic type thing, but with less zombies.
oh, 28 days later soundtrack is fucking ace. nice and ambient, even has eno on it. oh yes.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# oh yeah, I remember that
wasn't bad, certainly on a par with 28 days, however as you point out the soundtrack was a scorcher.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# jolly good.
i am off for a sandwich and then bedways. ta ta.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Don't get 2001
Cos it's over-rated shit.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hush your mouth
there, told you.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# No
You know it's true.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# admittedly
i had taken a lot of drugs when i watched it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Well
watch it not on drugs.

Load of old bollocks.
The only drugs I'd take while watching it would be a ton of heroin in the hope I'd die before the end.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# The book is better.
I should have read it after watching the film, as I would have enjoyed it more.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Two copies of 28 Days Later
just in case you lose one :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# IT'S A BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT!
There. It's been solved.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# .


Inspired by Affeneier was in Wildheart Baby's cupboard all night. He locked it.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Boink
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# *sticks hands in front of face* Craaaaaig Daaaavid
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Craig "Craig David" David.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Woo!
Craaaaaig David.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# This challenge is
rotting my brain.

Good for inspiring confidence though.

Its nice to have these kind of challenges once in a while. Bit like the photoshopping in real life one.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# I have not,
cannot and will not have any ideas for this compo worth doing. Hitler on the front page is the best I've seen.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I'm just viewing it
as paintmashing fun.
I can't photoshop, so this is enjoyable. ^_^

I'm happy today so all is peachy. I had a lovely time with my girlfriend at the firework display last night, have possibly learned how to use chopsticks on my lonesome, and got to dress up on friday. Life is good. :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# so many matrix puns to be mined:

here's another, done on the quick
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i believe they've all been mined
many
many
many
many
many
many
many
many
many
many
many
...
..
.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy one- must've been done


bonus points for getting the album title
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# queen?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Said it was easy.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I thought it was
Janet Jackson.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Fairy!
Your all bum gay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# nope
the pink hair is a side effect of my recreational drug abuse not my sexuality
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Arf
It's not entered. Put it in the compo.

And here the public info broadcast ends.

Edit: Well it wasn't a minute ago. I think. Am I that drunk?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# No, not at all.
I happily posted and then realised I'd missed the dropdown.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Yay!
Then I must be sober. Ish.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# woo
hot space

had em all i did. my favourite was "don't try suicide" on the game.

in fact heres the lyrics - pure geniarse

A-one two three four one
Yeah
OK
Don't do it don't you try it baby
Don't do that don't don't don't
Don't do that
You got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't
Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

So you think it's the easy way out?
Think you're gonna slash your wrists
This time
Baby when you do it all you do is
Get on my tits
Don't do that try try try baby
Don't do that - you got a good thing going now
Don't do it don't do it
Don't
Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

You need help
Look at yourself you need help
You need life
So don't hang yourself
It's ok ok ok ok
You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time
A little bit attention - you got it
Need some affection - you got it
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide suicide suicide bid
Suicide

Don't do it don't do it don't do it babe (yeah)
Don't do it don't do it don't - do it
Yeah

Don't put your neck on the line
Don't drown on me babe
Blow your brains out -
Don't do that (yeah)
Don't do that - you got a good thing going baby
Don't do it (no) don't do it (no) don't
Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives - nobody cares
Nobody gives a damn

OK

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Hello
great ppl!

Just thought I'd let you know about a thing mentioned on tonights Top Gear: they're asking ppl to send in pictures of cars with odd/extravagant exhausts... Mail Here or, if that isn't the eMail address (I got it from the Top Gear web page) click here to goto the Top Gear page, and you can mail them from there...

So, considering Top Gear are asking for pictures of cars with odd/extravagant exhausts, maybe it's a thing for B3ta members to have a mention in?

Does anyone remember a SaunAAB featured in the 73'rd newsletter? www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue73/...? Top Gear are doing an item on SAAB's next week, so I've linked that, the B3ta newsletter it was in, B3ta and the B3ta board... in the hope that B3ta gets a mention on telly! Am I a bad person for that? urh, never mind.

And, more to the point... I'VE GOT AN ICON....! INITGREAT,EH? I'M PROUD NOW.

I hope this isn't considered a wasted thread...? :-s
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# i suspectit will be
i tend to think car mods are all a bit pikey... maybe just me
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DON'T LET THE OUTSIDERS IN!!!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# b3ta
got it's top tip tested on top gear last week, I believe - they didn't name us though, bastards
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# us?
it was nothing to do with me...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# ah
but they didn't know that, did they?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# What
top tip was it? I know there wasn't the B3ta word mentioned..?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# the one
about pressing your keys against your chin to make yourself a human antenna to lock/unlock the car
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Was that
B3ta? and who was it originally?

Woo....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# sorry to sound unfluffy
but you keep asking the same thing after the question's been answered - it's like trying to talk to Mrs Cake in reverse!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Eh?
What was that.... LOL

sorry!

I've just realised, thanks to you... wow. saviour of all b3ta'ns eh? No, more requestioning from me, then!

pardon?

edit: but I was the first to ask who's tip it was.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Issue 104 to be precise
HANDY TIP:

If you're standing a bit too far away from
your car and you want to lock/unlock the doors
with your "fob", simply press the end of the
fob into your chin and press the button.
You'll turn your body into a huge antenna and
increase the range of the fob to hopefully
unlock your doors

Top Tippery from Moz
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I don't think
he got the tip from b3ta. they were trying to figure out why it works this week, someone said that it works because your nasal passages have as much amplification as an accoustic guitar
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I think...
(and here's the geekiness..)

It might have something to do with the capacity in the skull...

Did you know that if you play an 8khz sinewave sound near a chicken it dies? Because of the skulls resonance or something to do with the capacity, and it was only discovered because a factory's machine, next door to a chicken farm, was producing an 8khz sound... but, that's what they say. :-s
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# after posting all that stuff in the ghost thread
you can waste what ya like m8 :)
your high on my list of b3tans i wanna meet
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# oops
was it a bit on the overboard side of things?

Sorry! :-(

I wasn't told to stop.... I was asked to post everything I had... Gonads wouldn't fit though :-s
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# nah not overboard at all
feel sorry for your keyboard after all that tho.....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# although he looked just the same as his brothers
deep down he felt something wasnt quite right...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# "although he looked just the same"
Looks more like an ATAT to me!

Are they giant horses?

wyh
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# no shit
sherlock
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Nice.
Black Beauty A-T.

Sorry.

Really, really sorry.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# New head
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# my god
that's compelling, yet horrific
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# i agree
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# couldn't have put it better.
I am totally cunted with a heavy cold and am now going to sniffle and cough my way to bed.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# :(
i hope you feel better soon
have some warm ribena and wrap up in a big blanket.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Or go with
my family cold cure. You need a bottle of whisky and a bowler hat. You go to bed and throw the bowler hat on the end of the bed, then you drink the whisky until you see two bowler hats. The next morning you'll be so hungover the cold won't matter. :-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# ok
not something i want to marry into ;)

have you had confirmation from Bob about your appearance at Manc yet by the way?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I spoke
to Zero about Manc. It's going to be touch and go whether I go or not. I'm moving to a new flat this coming weekend and might be too knackered to go anywhere the weekend after...The spirit is willing though.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# does it work with any other type of hat?
or is the bowler essential?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Bowler
is essential! I'm not sure why though...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# well, they don't multiply
and thus spoiling the experiment
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Doctor, doctor,
I feel like a pair of curtains.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I'm going with red wine, lemsip and a warm girlfriend.
not all in the same container, obviously.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# a plan
that may well work.
Despite its obvious lack of purpley goodness.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I'll let you know.
goodnight folks.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# that scares me woo
repost whorage:
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Eek!
Freaky. That messes with my brain.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# that's freaking me out
royally
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Liononononononon&on
and on
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Not quite finished yet


But it was taking too long.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# love
lee
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# ooh pretty
she'd eat all the swans though
edit: the more I watch that...the more I like it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Glad you like it.
It was much longer, but I got bored of doing fill transforms in flash.

Maybe I'll finish it and add the dance partner I had planned.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# that is beautiful
finished or not :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Very good.
Treat yourself to a Glaxy Caramel bar.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Any chance of a kitkat instead?
Very kind of you.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# have some kitkat squares
all the fun of kitkats without the boring long bit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Nope... Kitkats are off.
I'll see if I can rustle up a Dime bar.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Mmmm
crunchy and chocolately.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# that is
exquisite.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# And while we're at it... I did these yesterday.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Thank you.
I live for the praise of strangers.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I like the use of
'meep' in ET :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Yay
those are good :-)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# have now looked, they am woo!
threadjack!
I just found this lump in my peanuts - is this what Homer was talking about when he read the ingredients?!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Ewww.
Send it to the company. Demand free stuff.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I may well do that
it's put me right off them, possibly for the rest of the night
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It could well
be an enchanted crouton. Or a bit of cancer.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Smoke it!
Smoke it hard!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Me
am of liking muchness good do of.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# mot, woo, hoopla yay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] so very awful
whip it, whip it HARD
I think I'm not going to like this compo...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I give up
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# devo
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Whip it!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# whip it
HARD!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# into shape
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# shape it up
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# get straight
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# go forward
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# move ahead
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# try to detect it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# it's not too late
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# to whip it
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# whip it good!

/Hammond
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# your cat
looks as evil as mine!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# All
cats are evil. FACT!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# uh huh
they make me sneeze :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Boo!
They leave cat hair all over my stuff. :-(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# she's really lovely though
she was asleep on my chest right before I took that photo, I guess she just didn't appreciate being woken up.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Who's
devo?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# :O
download whip it, working in a coal mine and go monkey go by them now!!!

(yeah i know go monkey go isn't really the original band but hell)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# and Mongoloid!
damn it, now I'll be singing that all evening
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Who, what, when?
/looks around, bewildered
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# google devo
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I have a friend who's just finished his masters in English at Cambridge
Do you want me to ask him for advice on good places to study?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I would really appreciate that
I'm looking at Reading, UCL, and Oxford now (*chortle*), and I'm open to any other suggestions
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# join the club
no one esle does either
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I LIEK DNOKEYS.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Cool.
I also liek kittnes.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Theres something
quite disturbing about that
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I don't like it,
I luuuuurve it.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# you get the odd one
crazy IMO
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# badly drawn boy?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Err...
I guess... Craig David?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] a little obvious maybe
and also been done no doubt...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# The one on the left
looks like Jay Leno.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I thought
he didn't have a beard though, except in his name?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# He doesn't,
but he does have a large chin.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ZZ
Top?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# like I said
Obvious
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i thought it was two amish people
and rory magrath but i'm shit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Loudmouthed girl, with famous dad???
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# lol
kelly osbourne
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Crispian Mills.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# no no no
he has a famous granddad, it's an easy mistake to make though
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# oh yeh.
but, His Grandad is also a Dad.
Not Crispian's Dad, but still a dad.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and i think
my brain just melted.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# i love your battle cry
...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# It's fabulous isn't it
I'm planning on using it in everyday convesation :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# hehehe
would you care to clear up the beer you just made me spit at my screen?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i just wish
his surname was Brown instead.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# excellent
woo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Ver gud!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Top
stuff!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Fanta
stick!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] you cunt
i was just about to post this one.


tis kelly osbourne BTW

edit: yours is much better by the way, mine looks like a mis-coloured aubergine
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah, that's a fucker,
that happened to me with mother Theresa.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Tis a god one that!
Woo.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# This isn't office safe.
And is clearly quite puerile. But on a technical level, I am quite proud... www.themanwhofellasleep.com/x/boob.gif
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# NSFW
but very good.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oi, matey!
www.b3ta.com/board/2257111

oh, and you're welcome to have the photo
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# omg
the colour of his tongue
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Yup',
That is Dave '8Ball' Kairis.


Oh'sorry, didn't you see it on 4rthur? I made a combination of everyone's pics, to keep them all save in one place. Cheers though.
You can view them here.

I'll be doing a mini-site as soon as I get my lot done this week.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Superb work!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Thank you.
It's not photoshop... it's just my girlfriend has very strange boobs... they grow... and shrink. Still, it's something to talk about.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I sort of wish mine did that
.
.
.
.
well, it'd be a talking point
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you'd
ruin a lot of perfectly good bras though


and imagine the stretch marks
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# good point
but I could have my own channel 5 show with jordan
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# the devil
i wan to run her over with a tank
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# that's no accomplishment
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# no
okay then, never mind. The dream is over.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# You could call yourself Israel,
and each week you and Jordan could have border disputes.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# now there's a plan!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# like wall paperborders?
;P
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yes,
or whether to include a border on all the .jpgs on your website. It's ruined many families...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Blimeh.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# good lord.
*adjusts spectacles*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# arf
I mean...how dare you, that's degrading to women and not funny in the slightest, you should be ashamed
snigger
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# You need to go here:
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# no she doesn't
have you not seen her pic? ;)

woo to the animation though, very technically clever :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Blimeh!
NSFW!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Well, it really depends what your job is.
If you work as a cosmetic surgeon, it's perfectly safe for work.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ?
*raises eyebrow*


*falls off chair*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# apologies for wastage
i have a photo with something metal and i want to like...draw engraved words on it.
any advice, or someone who'll just do it for me
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# what are we....
your metal-engraving bitches?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Bravo.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Good point.
What ARE we? We're not quite human, but not quite animals. Maybe something else entirely...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# We are
B3tans
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Not me.
I'm a refugee Popbitcher, chased out of a hostile land, but refused asylum by the Daily Mail reading B3tans.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Popbitch
finally driving out its stars then eh?
It'll be Belinda next...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i always thought
that word didnt need a plural
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# The best way is to learn
so do a new layer in photoshop, choose an appropriate font and then do your text. Do a layer shadow/emboss scenario. Methinks that would do the job.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Yes, I agree.
Also, afterwards have a shower. Photoshop can be quite sweaty work.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# And then maybe
a wank followed by another shower.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Seems a shame to have a shower
and then a wank. Get the wank over and done with. I have decided my old jogging trousers are going to be my new wanking trousers.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# *suffers detail overload*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I'ld say delete this thread,
threadjack another.

And i'll tell you.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# i am biting my tongue here....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ullo
things look better green-tinted... i've decided
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# hehe
i probably fell asleep just in the nick of time.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# well yes
that's when moore woke up...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# hehe
ooooh that reminds me - i have photos!

hahaha
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Yes, I know, I just can't work out where that appostraphy goes
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# it has nothing to do with apostrophes
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Now I am confused.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# argh!
and i think she's referring to your meanness..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That wasn't mean,
was it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# well
he's made a new thread now. Might as well help him in this one, as well as kindly telling him next time it would be best to use someone else's thread.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Where's that?

I think everyone else has mentioned it already, but as an alternative awnser....

Try share.studio.adobe.com/axBrowseSubmit.asp?t=12
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# mustn't... throw...dictionary... at...
SCREEN
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# get a dremmel
and engrave it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# haha wheeeeeee
hugo bought a dremmel yesterday - he's like a child with a new toy.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# lol
they rock
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# that mental picture
is making me chuckle
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# it's true
him and another b3tan were trying to engrave wine bottles last night.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# i vageuly remember
explaining to him how to put a nice sculpted edge on the kitchen table
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i hope they drank the wine first,
to prevent any unplanned spillage!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# you should've stayed
it was quite fun in the end :)
sitting room was overflowing with b3tans.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I'd liked to have stayed
but this way I got a good nights sleep, and saw the morning showing of pirates of the caribbean at the cinema in maidstone! :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# blimey!
i don't think i can beat that.

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# nope
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# piss about with pillow emboss and the different layer styles
a little bit of outer glow might also work.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# he's crying because he knows he shouldn't be
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# wheres ur head at?
hehe :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
:)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# That's like those people from The Labyinth
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# with the detachable heads?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# That's the one
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# That's
excellent :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# this is
now on my desktop.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# ...


I love this font

edit: if that won't work, try here (It's called amethyst zucchini)
www.abstractfonts.com/fonts/search/full_listing.htm?kw=amethyst+zucchini
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ooh
they dislike that remote link, but still let us see it, woo!

and it is lovely, as is your flower
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# YOU,
i'm thinking about going to the manchester bash.
how near to wales are you willing to drive?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# on a similar note
i wanna go, i'm from carlisle so anyone coming down from scotland that could help a poor starving b3ta (with no shoes)?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# well
as I currently have no cause to go any closer to wales than the M6... how can you make it worth my while?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# urm...
i have biscuits.
also, wales is a very lovely place which you've always wanted to visit.
urm...
ok, i could get somewhere nearer london, like reading.
or something.
edit: obviously, anyone who is willing to drive with me in their car would get petrol funds
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# there's plenty of places
between wales and london - if you can find anywhere nearer the M6 or M40, I'd not have a problem with picking you up

I've put the offer into 4rthur officially now, you see what you can figure out
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# i will arrange myself
in an orderly manner.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# haaha
looks like his......pffffftttt willy!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# He's been watching
The Great Escape

woo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Yay to the pic.
I like "This Boring Party" for fonty goodness - but mainly because of the name:
Clicky for download
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i like the name too
yay!
and gracielou's font is very pretty. And so's her picture!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I used it for the
navigation on my web site.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
font
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# In fact
that guy's site is a virtual smorgasbord of lovely fonts:

fonts.tom7.com/
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# must...
stop...
downloading...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# :-)
Good aren't they?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
#
There are some gorgeous fonts there, thank you!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# i keep hallucinating.
no, really, I do.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Almost time for the new Matrix film...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Yes!
Brilliant!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Thank you
all. You're awfully kind.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Well
you're awfully kind for putting the time, thought, effort and what-not into it merely for our entertainment. :-D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Well,
it only took 5 mins.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# puh
modesty :-D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# argh
i cant complain as i did a matrix post earlier


fucksocks
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha.
i quite like that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I'm on dialup,
and glad to be. It revealed another line every 2 seconds or so.
Who thinks Revolutions will be toss? I do.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# agrees
so was the last one though... apart from the OS they were yusing in zion, that looked cool
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# It did look cool,
but I hope they forget to put a storyline in the next one. They could pad the film with big explosions.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# well done that man
i really hope this film isn't as shit as the last one
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hahaaaaaaaaaaa
woo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Amazing!
TRuly WOO!!!!

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Hi
cockalorum!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Wow.
Everyone's being so nice to me today!

I love all of you!
Yay for B3TA, best site on the web, and all you wonderful lovely amazing people!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# ooo nice one
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I
actually read through the whole list before noticing the pun. Good that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# wow..
All the even numbers match my life!!
Apart from 8. I need to do more I think.
Woo to you sir.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# He is come. . .
. . .and lo, there was great wooing and yaying amongst the populace of that city where art the people that dance in the nuddy and the muddy. . .

Great job!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Cutbacks at the palace?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Guards
were replaced with marshmallow replicas.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# does anyone know what
"Serif PagePlus 8" is?
it's sat on my desk looking at me funny, and i'm not sure where it came from.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# DTP software
I think
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# a program
i used to love and now despise andwant to eat
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# in that case,
i shall install it tommorow and fiddle with it a bit,
before it starts to hate me and i get rid of it.
much like most of my relationships.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# it is indeed
a DTP program

it's a bit speshul
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I've been playing a new game with my* cat
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha,
tremendous!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# that is genius
the rat bag deserves it


w/y/h/p
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Top
...

That reminds me....

"And remember kids, Dettol is not for putting on your face........ it's for drinkin'"
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That rocks
the house
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

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