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# Endangered Species
The Balding Eagle
(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ooh
that's rather tasty drawings type of thing

yaysome
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# aww bless him
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Nice. Like the style.
Hand-drawn and scanned?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# yep
ink and colored pencil
(-Ironic Ferret-, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Excellent
I love hand drawn stuff in this age of technological marvels.

Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# luvely
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# dont get him all excited
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# oh...
my word...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Ahhh2Dild2
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# 8O
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# That IS real!
Photo
Article
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# unlurk
ppfffft. 'phalanx'

relurk
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] margaret thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# 1,2,3...
GROAN

:)


btw, whos bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Two drums
and a cymbal.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# fall off a cliff
one says to the other "smashing"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# count to ten
turn round
give yourself a pat on the back
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# surely
that's the wrong symbol shirley margaret thatcher is a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Wasn't Shirley Margaret Thatcher
the one in The Good Life?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# I wouldn't know
it all before my time
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Erm...
"steaming bighead"?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Haha.

Woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# hmmm
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Dandilions in my garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# ooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# What a charming gentleman
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# ah Like it!
.... lots
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Repost - without the confusing windmill!


ps. Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# erm...
mnostbizarre post ever not done by messer sandgoblin


woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Well
That's cleared that up then
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Pearoast...
I swear it is.

evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# erm
strange very strange and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# A loverly Trolley Dolly





one of these days i'll make that bleedin front page!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# FP IT!
FP IT HARD!

EDIT: that's rather woo that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# ta muchly
I'm still having trouble splicing things together convincingly though!!... any hints?? (photoshop)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# I would say that's pretty good
and dont ask me bout splicing or anything requiring talent - I have none!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Take
care over cutting object out of their backgrounds and check up on angle and lighting - although deliberately not following these 'rules' can make the end result more 'cutting edge'
KK
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# grooooooooooooaaaaaan
that is all



woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# heh
FP FP FP!
yay
(mule, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# I'm sorry
but bitching about having an FP only works for me apparently.

:D

Plus you'll have to wait until like 5,000 messages like Supermoore and myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# not bitchin....
just feel all inadequate!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Why?
I got one on my first ever message.

I've had a front page drought for something like the last 5000 or so, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Yeah...
when you were number 963.

I'm merely making light fun, c'mon...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# It was asking to be animated - so I did


oh, yeah: Bad Gnus travels fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Those cars
are bastards to get timing belts for.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Oo you punster
Woo for MX-5 driving gnus.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Dunno
whats going on - perhaps a browers or server thing - but I animated the whole background to move and the wheels to turn. None of that is showing on my machine - just a flashing background! Sorry if you don't get the full effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Works rather splendidly here.
Maybe the pixies in your computer are having a break?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# no no
it works just fine
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Works
fine here
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Okay,
It's just me and my power mad G4 then! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I've been to the stationery cupboard
And I've found just the thing for b3tans:



[edit, Fred Jack, I found this today http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_829627.html, although its been around for a while, I "lost tea"]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# *chuckle*
Top woo
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# You have to use them hard
otherwise they fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# haha!
put me down for 50

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# What a well turned out team they were too

clickorific for bigomatic
/dr phil
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# was the loris
in goal?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Nice
Who is the Loris?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Martian,
I believe

Ooh... and much woooooage to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# That would be Martian.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten
LORIS! LORIS!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Woo!
Much better looking.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# your kitten
has its tongue out. Typical mancunian cat.

btw, i think at least two of those are b3tan cats!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Somehow,
that makes an already great picture far more satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Woo!! Kittens!!!
And a Loris!
There's some nice legs on display there.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Mine are mercifully hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I agree
3rd cat from the right appears to be striking a pose
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Ooh er
So he is! I'm glad I don't know who any of them are, I can insult freely :)
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i was there
and on the fine line between sober and numb
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# haha
I'm on the far left.

and make a rather fine kitten if I do say so myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# thought it needed animating aswell
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# morrisey? sorry im not very good...
(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# it brought a smile
to my face though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# DID YOU SEE?
DID YOU SEE?

Simpsons T.H.O.H. 15 was on last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# was it?
it's not usually on on a sunday in the UK terestrial TV
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# I'm guessing
it was on Sky one
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Oh my GOD it was good!
Yes indeedy it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# You forgot the obligatory
nipple piercing and the hearing aid.

I used to like Morrissey, no really, but then he went all weird, like Michael Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Surely he was always like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Oh no!
As a solo act, yes.. .but as the front man for the Smiths he was quite the talent... sort of an alternative to Bono in a way.

Now he just sucks; probably blows too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# What's
the green thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# He used to wave flowers around
I remember Harry Hill doing him on Stars in their Eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Eww
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# daffodil
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# It's
a miserable cunt stick, to make him seem even more of a miserable cunt than he already is.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Glad thats out of my head.............

appologies to those eating...
(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Wrong!
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# that is very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Bloody hell
that takes me back a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum...
(if a little big for a wooyay - try getting rid of the wobble and the file size will reduce by quite a bit)

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Oooooo ahhhhhhhh oooooooo
I love them both.

(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
that's spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Pum Pum Pum Pum
Pum Pumpum Puuuuum
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Woo,
She's a bit of a saucepot on the quiet, that Widdy

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# needs a bicycle helmet
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Ooh
Pasties
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I went to this restaurant the other day
Had a horrible time. Some cheeky git snuck up and stole my mum's food without us noticing. Spoilt the evening completely.

Fortunately, we got a picture of the culprit.
Edit: Fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# red ex
for me i'm afraid

EDIT: hooray works now! :)
(DMQOB, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I thought it'd be him
the cheeky wee skally wag
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Does that boy
have a pint?

Boy you Europeans are liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I think
if you are 14 you can have half a lager or half a cider with a meal
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Indeed you can
I've made use of that many a time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I'd heard
(from this English girl I used to date almost 20 years ago) that you are more of an adult earlier in England.

Ahhh Kathy.. what a lovely girl she was. And a hellofa kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# "you are more of an adult"
It's quite possible i'll never forget that.

You get to do most stuff legally at 16 (have sex, get married, die for your country, work full time). But you still have to wait till 17 to drive and 18 to watch porno. Which is odd because you could have been making your own for two years before that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# you have to get consent to marry at 16
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# I got tounge-tied
Thinking of my Lenore from the Isle of Engs-land.

"Quaff, oh, quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Children are weaned on alcohol here
We start them on nasty low alcohol stuff (American beers) and then work their way up until they can go across the top shelf in the pub on their own.

Then we start them on solids.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Dayum!
Well, I'm sure inthe Southern States they make beers with nipples on them.

But the age here is 21, in your home or in public... no exceptions.

I hate Victorian/Pilgrim values.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# don't be fooled
victorian kids were pissed 24 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# gingingingingingin
ahhh the things you learn from cruikshank or hogarth whoever was the one who went crazy and died of syphilis or did i imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Ahh yes.
lest us not forget Laudnam.

I had a discussion yesterday (whilst watching Alice in Wonderland) with the Mrs. about Mr. Lewis Caroll's Laudnam-induced paedophilic dillusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# It's probably apple juice
Knowing him. He likes it 'cos it looks like pee.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Your Dad
has a lovely blue shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Hoorah
He'll be well chuffed with that
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# It would appear...
...that I completely missed you at the bash - I wanted to say hello too.

Unless of course I did say hello, in which case I must have been a lot drunker than I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I remember seeing you
well, I saw hair glasses and a hat. It had to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...yes - hair and glasses.

It's handy for not having to introduce yourself to people though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# It's true
often, I saw your head bobbing over the top of the rest of the people........well, you, Rev Dan and SSG. All tall people.

The hat was a dead give-away.

As with a lot of the people there, I wanted to speak to you but didn't want to interrupt already in progress conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Yes,
that's the excuse I've been using.
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Inspired by the grafitti challenge, and boredom.


clicky

for wallpaper if you are brave :)
(GlobaModule, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# i can never read graffiti
looks nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Fucksox
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Nice
to see graffiti is still the stance of intelligent and thought provoking subject matters that th eyouth wish to opinionate on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# looks familiar ?

Redex chalenge inspired me this... thing.

quick : yes
dirty : yes
apologies : no, contact my mother.
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# interesting.
very.
how many "heads" do you see ?
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Oh yeah, right. One head.
The Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# thanks for playing.
you must be a nice person.

this was suposed to be our little "hands up" fury fella.

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I'm aware of that
I was playing deliberately stupid for comedy effect.

My coat? Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# orina numero tre di mente



flame proof keks at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# here's some directions............
oh and woo to the pic........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# It's all fun and games until someone gets their forehead pissed on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# you're
the man! restecpah.
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# that is a very kind thing to say
and I take as a compliment, in the spirit in which it was meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# i don't know if that comes out different across the pond
bt it was most certainly a compliment!
(mixtapes, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# she's a lady,
you see.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I think the point is
Dr Phil is nolonger a man. Not since the operation.
runs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Oooohhh...
...was it a success then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# and
they reckon the stitches'll stop weeping green, foul-smelling puss and blood quite soon, so I'll be off the tablets for new year.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# this thread started out so fluffy
now it's a little bit ewgh
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# TJ
In a picsearch for 'kitten' this came up on the second page. Yay for recursive kittenage.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Is that
recursive? Do I have to move my head back and forward quickly for full effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Um...
Ooh look, fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Before I ever knew b3ta
my mate had just that very wallpaper on his computer.

Ah...the innocence - befroe I became so knowing and world weary...
(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# well
that's good news
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
#

indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Claws in the forehead...
...that's what bothers me.

Good evening everybody - it's nice to be finally back home, but not nice at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# i just got orange juice up my nose
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Or their eyes
scratched out in a hissing, howling fit of rage such that only an annoyed cat can dole out.

Woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Woo!
yay houpla!
(Lord of the Beans, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# russians eat ice cream in winter
and they call it mahrooshinoya.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# cats, on heads
la la la la la lah
oh cats, on heads
la la la la la lah
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# dog inna box
dog inna box
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Not in a bad way,
like an ill tempered wolf in a match box.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# today at semi-work
i have been completely useless

i am destroyed
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Excellent
Can I destroy you some more?
ratatatatatatatatataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

R-ratatatatatatatatatatatatataaaaaah!

I think you'll find you've 'ad it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# dear lord stop that
i had a toy machine gun fired at me all weekend
(vork and burlap, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
Dog in a coat
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# ooh
how very fetching
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Very nice
That's inspired me a tad
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I like the 'who me?'
Really tops it off.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I actually forgot "fish"
and probably should have "gratuitous scratchiness" as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Splenderifamously
fantabulastic.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# The Duke Says....
Probably the first of many................

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# I like
(dontknow.net, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# You know,
pressing Reply is very much like making love to a beautiful woman..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Also, making a solo comedy series
is very much like being hit in the face by a fast-moving brick.
(Harry, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Arf
Arf
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Is he going to cook them first?
Or will he drain their fresh blood, and smear it on his face giving him that trademark orange glow?

Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# tasty!
thats the palest i've seen the fella
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Sprite examples
*** send your picture to get a sprite after you blah blah blah you know. edit, first of all those of you with pictures in your profiles I willl take them and make them into sprites and second of all i dont remember putting three *'s
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# but i don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Its like those adverts on tv...
They tell me to buy now pay later. How can you say no to a face like that?
(Sabertoothed_monkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# i have no idea
what you are on about, i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# he didn't ask.
now do it.
(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# im not spamming
I want to hgive you a chance to be distibuted as a sprite in a game with your name in the readme file and the credits.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# that's kind
perhaps you could ask whether people want you to, first. You know, to ascertain if there's a genuine need for that kind of service before you post something that looks spammy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# where's my cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Stop spamming cheeseman
Or I'll find you and fart on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# is he spamming?
i'm not sure.
there are images there.

but he seems to be making unreasonable demands.
(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Look up
if you looked up at the ceiling you are a drunk loser, so go and kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# I'm blind
YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# ...
don't be so nasty, twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# No I don't know
I don't understand at all
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# stop whinging everyone!
it's no worse than what mictoboy did.



he's such a cunt


i do hope he ego-spazzes...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# What did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# same thing as you
numbnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# You are a cruelly bantering lackey and a vacuous, flea-infested sexual assaulter of barnyard animals.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# yeah
and?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# You are also
a lamentably insufferable derelict and a malingering, armpit-licking offense to all of good taste and decency.
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# you're boring me now
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Now steely
:)
(DMQOB, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# do 1 of meeeeeeeeeeeee
pls. pic in profile
('Andeh', Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# i wanna little version of me please
on profile attached to a kitten
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies.
http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english
(Cockfosters!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# "Remove her clothes and give her a hub"
Those cats look severely pissed off.
Also, pretty sure it's GC :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# i get
nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I just misread your name
and missed out the "with" near the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# THat's your own damned fault.
But I sympathize. I live with a bird and get nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Very very funny indeed
I cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)

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