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# My robot girlfriend, now with blinking action.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# why are her norks so far up toward her shoulders?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Because I put them there
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# So she can lick her nipples easily.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# What nipples?
With what tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I'll add that stuff later.
Right now she serves as mere companionship in my terribly lonely life.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Progress baby!
Progress!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# manufacturing defect
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# No defects here,
I built her in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Mmmmm
Like that. Very deft touch with the pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# alluring
.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# big hands,
I think you've been sold a modified manbot...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Sold nothin'
I built 'er. And she needs big hands for the karate and handjobs, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# As inspired by the long paintmash down below...

Repost?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I did one too!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# i love
the both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# woo!
we should make an insanely long group effort one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# the b3ta hotel
you mean
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# o.o
...do i? wassat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# here you go
www.twohundredpercent.co.uk/b3tahotel/
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# thats some old school paintmash style you have there
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
#


Can't decide whether to go to work tomorrow or not?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# He'd shit himself.
Spiderpoo everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# hehe spidey poo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# isnt spiderpoo
thread?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# what a waste
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# get out of there!!!1!!!1!!!!
run!!1!!111!11
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# hey d00d
ur 1337

and let that be an end to it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# no fucking wonder
it's tingling

agggh, the fear the fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# yay for subtlty
don't go i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# heh heh
nicely done that sir
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# But surely it would eat itself?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# that.....
i would love to see.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# pop?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Ewwww,
my mind's all wet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# lol?
.............
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I don't usually,
but I'm quite slouched at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# It's name
should be "pop"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hey that's cute!
hehe
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# cat eats bird eats cat eats bird eats cat eats bird eats cat eats bird eats cat eats bird eatscat eats bird eats
err...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Ack
You guys are too quick! I can't get even one good pic in and there are tons up... jeebus :)
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yup
it's a messageboard-come-chatroom.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# come citizens advice centre
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# come
on eileen
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# well i swear
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# emphasis on the come

tee-hee
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Are
you pished tonight?
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I'm eating beans
and jacket tattie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# i have just seen Matrix Three
And i thought it was good

*runs off before the flameing starts*

:-)
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I've yet to see
but I'll likely enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Did you know you look exactly
like Harry Nilsson

I caaaaaant liiiiive, if living is without yooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# that just made me piss myself
laughing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I do
and you can't
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i agree
far better than the second one
not quite as impacting as the first, thought i was suprised when thingy got thingied!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Yup
and where i was sitting the speakers made the floor shake at the "good bits"

And i got a REALY good look at the frenchbloakes misssus Norks!
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# we have the metro
under the cinema for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# eh?
For looking at Norks?
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# that was
an edit, you crafty devil
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# heheh
you said "crafty"
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# see i thought the second was much better than this one
they skimped on the action, and the ending (although it couldn't have ended any other way) was a bit cheesy, and it was lighter on the philosophical stuff.
although it did have me on the edge of my seat a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yeah, i liked th action in the second one alot more
but i enjoyed the third one overall, where as the second one was a bit iffy for me, though jus my opinion,
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I'm looking forward
to seeing this

though not sure when that'll be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# nope
i'm too young to drink legally in the states. (not over in the UK, though), and it's still early, plus I have classes tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# sorry... be more interesting
else i'll have to post my gnome pic again

Edit: made it fluffier
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# as previously stated
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Scrodhilda
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# The reason that it's difficult to get a picture up for any length of time
is that the board only holds 15 threads, and every new thread pushes something (possibly a picture, maybe another threadwaste) off the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# haha!
meanie
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Since when did we reintroduce the idea of threadwastes?
I thought we'd got over them long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I've always been irked by them
Anyway, I'm off for a bath to see if I can calm my raging itchiness down.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# You know,
when you change your name back, that's going to look very odd to people who spazz...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# when the "masters of the board"
reduced the number of threads to a page from 20 to 15 to make b3ta work better
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Yup
curse your quickness!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# its not too bad now
but weekday daytime the board moves so fast, TW's just cause things to drop off stupidly fast otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I understand this.
I just don't think people should be yelled at for them. Pep has often stated that threadwastes don't exist, and the FAQ says nothing about them. Poor newbies are just trying to fit in half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I don't mind threadwastes either
people should just try and make the most out of the thread by posting old pictures they've made or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with a text-only thread
but there's always cunts/new people/the mentally challenged about.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# hehe
nicely described
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I don't think we ever got over the
big board thread reduction bandwidth crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# That
is a great way of gaining everyone's respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# haha
:D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# if you're worried about getting pictures in,
then don't waste time starting new threads to say that you don't have one done.
if you're just more interested in posting a lot than doing pictures, then you should stay with replying to posts, so people don't get mad
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# silly chicken
READ THE FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# PICTURE!
example:
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Haha bears in hats
in tourist resorts that what we come here for.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# thats pissing woo
that is!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I never thought a polarbear could
look cockney.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# bloody tourists

(Leroy_slade, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Jeff just loves entertaining the visitors

Night all!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# night night
i like jeff lots woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# ooh, how dapper Jeff is!
Gnight!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Woo to Geoff
Very nice. Sleep tight.

But not so tight that you stop breathing or anything....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay, Jeff is ace !
night
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Hmm
Most agreeable - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Dunkleosteus
With a woman
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# it must be love, love, love
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# fookin hell
erm...scary
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Ooooh. Woman.
Looks like my housemate's girlfriend.

Is she an annoying self-centred arse too?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I laughed quite loudly at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# ..?
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# arf... nool
soup herb
fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# hehe
nicely doon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# ARGH!
big eyed baby thing!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Arf I like that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# arf!
Now kill it!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# woo
and yay
and lo even Houpla

Tee he he
(Clockwork, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Arf
Arf.

Now kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# haha
Classic !

Very well done as ever Pippy :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# magic
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Sounds exactly like the actual slogan
see if you get the title item
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hehehe
that made me laugh and i dont know why
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# always wanted to try one of these
so i did



if it's *too* long, lemme know and i'll linky it.

gets a bit sparse at the bottom, ran out of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# it would be too long if it
wasn't so fucking woo

its perfection in long thin dangly form

edit: that may actually be the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hehehe
love it

if you work on it on and off for a bit, fill in all the gaps, it will look absolutely incredible, worth the effort trust me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# reposteroonie
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# well
mine's certainly not a patch on that, but you are the source of the original desire to make one of em
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# i'd forgotten that one
i say you tie in therms of long thin dangly wooness
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# how about this then? - the original tall post...long before those
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# One of my all time fav'
A true classic in my special book :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# merci!
you lovely gallic person!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I don't like to be a miserable git in every thread
but that really is making for complete pain in the arse scrollingness with two long images.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# could be worse
mile high goatse say
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i did a mouth goatse.
i never posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# pecause the pathogen in chicken pox is more easily spread than that
of small pox, and it mutates gradually over time
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Good answer
Shall have to think of a new username now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# HP is fully satisfied with all of science's answers?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# that's lovely
never seen but like it lots
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ace
w/y etc!
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Great stuff there
a bit further and you would have entered the underworld realm of the molemen, ah well maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Absolutely
wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# It would be nice
for you to include the moon's core at the top of the pic. I've never seen that drawn before.

/blabbering
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# it's blimmin'
marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Thats fantasticles.
I want to do one, But can't 'cos I'm at work and don't have any software :(

Though have been cutting up mags and making amusing piccys :)

(watersedge, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# that's
something huzzah indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hehe
melikey the matrix reference
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Thin
and crispy. Keep going with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# That
is absolutely fucking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# that's
really rather great
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# that is
quite fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# FP it!!! :D
woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Well it's better than Matrix Revolutions
Just got back from wasting two hours or so. Got your Mobil Ave ref there.
(hanuman, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# that's a real beauty
i like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# now that
is so absolutely fucking ace that I just want to get MY big long one out and swing it around for you all.

Cheer up sunshine elephant - yours is woo and yay and long and sweet too.

(schminkypinky, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# bling bling

soz moz..
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# dont say that about moz
u cnut
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# i like him
and his daffodils
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# miserable twat on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# and you
.
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh I'm so suicidal my girl friend is in a coma
and I think I have leprosy but I'm so depressed. I think that's one of his songs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I think you'll find
that most of his songs seem to be in a similar vein.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# philistine
LISTEN to the lyrics then grow up a little
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Nar where's the fun in that
I did actually quite like them, but he was such a pretentious twat "Meat is Murder" and riding on his environmentally secure bike. puke.
Okay he had a social commentary going there, but with his Middle-class life-style he didn't really know what life on the dole was like or living in an area where all the jobs had dried up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Oi.
Leave bikes out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# It was the same with Gary Glitter as well.


No wait, that's not right....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# and some girls' mothers
are bigger than other girls' mothers.
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Who?
Me or Morrisey?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# moz is ace
u smell of poo
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# morissey/pat butcher
thats just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Anyone know of a good PS plug-in
that will do a spiral effect.

Ie: the cascaing spiral seen in so many 50's Monster Movie posters.

Edit: Now with a shitty Kitten for on-topicness!


(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# *looks at number of threadwastes on board*
*has fit*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# "seeing you fit"
"laughs"
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# people having fits are great
i used to work as a cleaner in our local hospital, and there was an eileptic in who whenever he had a fit would twich and keep perfect time at about 120Bpm so i used to whistle along to his twitches
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# You're going to hell for that.
As am I for finding it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# the nurses didn't find it as funny
at all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# That's Sunshine Elephant
If he were an owl
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Change the name.
...


Glowering Sunshine Owlephant
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# change the elephant!!!???!!!
how dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I dare
Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# no
:P
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i only have 44 posts to go
untill my 3500th post... and i have an image ready fo it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# * pats HP on the head
there there, stay fluffy. it's not a big deal
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# That's it, let it all out

Except that bit perhaps.... it's not very nice looking..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# No but filters/distort/twirl will do a spiral effect
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# h. e. double hockey sticks
Where's the pictures???

edit: ...
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Oh mighty posters....
Anyone know of a decent .Mov to .avi file converter (that's free) that actually works? I've got Rad Video Tools and it won't convert *anything*.

Suggestions, beatings, all welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# fifty lashes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i have no suggestions
i'm not into video editing

however here is a beating for the threadwaste

"smack"

and let that be a lesson to you all
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Topical Repost
If you watched the Nigel Marvin thing earlier
Click for Bigger
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Nice nips!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# My
favorites: Norks and Lobster!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Lobsters!!!!!!
Cretin!!!
Those, my dear friend, are Eurypterids, or Sea Scorpions! Honestly...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Taste
like lobster with enough butter.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# yiminy crickets
that looks sore
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# *click*
*thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# That is Disgusting.
Really disgusting.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# *squit*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Now this is pure laugh material
brilliant!
(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I've made several suggested changes.
edit: (font, aliasing, resolution) Anything else? Comments?

Origninal post: I need some assistance my web critic bitches.
My first wedding web site.
Thank you all.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# take inspration from
the greatest web design ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# ARGH!
My eyes, my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Same here
and I don't do music either.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Or
spank.com.au
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# its close
but without 2 unlimited you don't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# wed-ding?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# It's nice.
The marquee and the fades are wholly unneccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# They
need to be dazzled.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Many people will be irritated rather than dazzled.
The content of your site should be good enough that you don't need tricks. Might have been edgy back in 1996, but not any more.

Sorry for being so direct, but it's true. I'm only so critical because I think it's just a few steps away from being a good site (well, as good as a wedding site can get).
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# No
please, as direct as possible. I'm still just learning. (Obviously.)
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Eeeewwww
al the pixely stuff... make it blurry plz!
and it looks so empty, maybe a background would be nice?
(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Sorry
white wedding and all that you know.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Allright
Good luck then!
(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# ok.
use
- anti-aliasing

don't use
- marquee
- unreadable fonts

and try to view your site in different resolutions
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Thank
you!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# The scrolling thing at the bottom
is horribly cut off :(
I think it says "Thank you for visiting our website" but I can only see the top few milimeters of it.
Using Opera 7 by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# bit of alaising the text would soften it
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# when the shouting got too much

..the sas moved in
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# they're going to pop a cap on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# i still think
miniature climbers was the best bandwagon ever

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I quite liked
household appliances of doom myself.

Woo! I've just gone and bought $90 worth of magnets! Woo to wonder magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# $90 worth
the better be able to attract sattalites outof their orbits for that kinda money
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I got some finger breaking magnets,
and about 30 spherical ones for fun science experiemtns, and a few of the average sized relatively strong ones. I can't remember entirely what I've just bought, but a few will affect monitors etc from a few feet away...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# My ex-flatmate has a masters degree (MRes) in something to do with magnets
He once made a really bloody strong magnet, but it flew out of the magnet making machine and stuck to a metal beam in the ceiling of the lab.

Apparently it's still there, five years later.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I don't care
whether that story is true or not, but it has made me chuckle like a good'un - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Rock.
These things will lift at least 35 pounds each for the medium ones, the spherical jobbies hold together strong enough to make a bracelet apparently, and i'm not sure of the capabilities of the monster one. hang on a mo, i'll go see if the invoice has arrived, and i'll link to the ones i got.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# threadjack
anyone know where I go to change the setting on win2k so that it doesn't auto-reboot after a crash? got a problem with my old build and am on me temporary one trying to figure out what's up, but can't remember the fingy?
bah. Release The Spores™
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I will use an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# right-click
Properties
Advanced tab
'Startup and Recovery' button
'Automatically Reboot' tick-box

That help ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Thanks
My ears are sticky!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] no reason
(steve spyda, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# served with chips?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# only posh people eat
fish fingers with anything other than chips
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# pommes des frites?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# fish finger sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# so... do you want me to dip you in sauce?
No, I want you to DIE from that uncooked meat over there!

/wrongmovie
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Fish Fingers? Odd Job? Bond?
Bond Gadget (missing)?
am I missing something here?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# look at
his hand
(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# That wasn't there before!
It was all a ruse to make me look silly (sillier)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yay for foods sold by paedophile seafarers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# hooray for Cap't Japseye
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Mmmmm
Crispy goldenfingers

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Excuse me one second
I'm just nipping to the fridge for another beer.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# don't mind if i do
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# You wouldn't want it.
It's obscure Welsh stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Ok, im going, but theres one thing i NEED to know...
Daddy or Chips?
(My Name Here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# cockoff
if chips = cockoff then you = bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# end function
(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# chips
didn't you watch the advert you dumb cuntrag?!?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Ok, is there an intellegent cuntrag?
kthxbye @ attitude problem
(My Name Here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# sorry i was
being grumpy for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I hope it's chip, it's chip
I hope it's chip, it's chip.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Chips
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Threadwaste
or picture?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Shit!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Daddy of course
cos he can make chips!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# oooooh, well saved keeper

(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# erm... well quite
woo kittie
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Bart's drinking again?
I guess he just couldnt handle the AA meetings...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Personally
I joined Direct Line Rescue instead, they were more flexible on how I payed them.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# what? eh?
go home.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
it is pretty stupid, I hae good pics that I doctored of myself, but thats about it... I cant really come up with any good ideas...
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Well, lets have 'em then,
Alternatively, go shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# NO
a gourd
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# thats no moon
...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Wouldn't that be AAA
as The Simpsons is American?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ???
I am an american, is this board primarily somewhere else?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# tis british
and ambivilant
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# oh...
its cool if I post tho, right?
(Jnaffzig, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Primarily the UK
but it hides in disguises in various places.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# the dark shadows in your soul?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Under your bed
with a Bill Clinton mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# We're all Panamanian.
You mean you're not...?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Oooooh.
The state of the canal these days.

Do you like my new hat?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# It's fedora-ble
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# She's making a sly reference
to the Automobile Association (AA) here in the UK.

Yes, you'll find that this board has a very strong UK flavour, but it's far from exclusive to other countries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# chips and mushy peas combined with the sweat of the working classes
and the faint wiff of brylcream?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I visited my parents last night
I'm pleased to report that my Dad still used Brylcreem.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Sweat and brycream whilst pits churn away relentlessly through the night
the smell of rain soaked cobblestones as the kids sparked their clogs on the corner of the street and women chatted with cigarettes hanging from their mouths as they spill out each juicy bit of gossip. And I? Well I just pull over my candystripped sheet and rest for a few minutes more before the alarm clocks rattles it's bells to alert me to a new day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I din't realise
you could upload photoshop files to MSN. Obviously, this information is pretty fucking useless, but it's just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# it surprised me that
browsers could handle them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Well they can't so it can't be a psd
it must have the wrong file extention
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# no we had a genuine psd
on the board the other day
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# thats a jpeg though
(advantage of opera)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Tis
about the only thing I'm jealous of PC users for - that they can view the actual filetype without downloading and opening it elsewhere.

Of course, I may well be able to do that too - I just don't know how.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# you can d/l opera for mac
and do it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Did so before
Wasn't overly keen - need to move on to OSX before I can switch to a decent browser.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I knew that much
cos of the photoshop kit, but considering the trouble MSN has with CMYK, it surprised me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

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