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# I woke up this morning
and found a small arsebadger in my underwear.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# and
how does that make you feel?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hirsute?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sticky
i expect
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Horribly, horribly scared.
:( Anti-woo.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'd be confused
as to how an arsebadger got into my underwear drawer.
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# No, I pulled down my underwear to do morning business on the throne
and a small arsebadger fell out.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I woke up this morning
and thought it was Sunday (I was confused by the Rugby).
(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i wish it was sunday
i want t skip tomorow and i dont knwo why
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You want to skip what?
Or do you mean you want to Jump Rope tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!
Watch Little Moron skip over a mile of lesbians in a row! Free admission!
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# woke up this morning
got myself a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Cnuting Telly
Screws with yer mind.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# You might find that hilarious,
but all it does to me is put me in a situation where I'm not sure whether to peel your face off or shovel you.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# is this a blues song?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# the first line of the blues
is always sung a second time
woah
the first line of the blues is always sung a second time
so by the time you get to the third line
you've had time to think of a rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I hope so.
"Woke up this morning,
found an arsebadger in my underwear
Woke up this morning,
found an arsebadger in my un-der-wear...
I logged on to B3ta.com
and then baby, I started to swear."

(Astatine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# It might take a while to download....and I don't know if it's only funny because I was here...
elastic slaptastic mpeg
(my house last night...note the b3ta t-shirt)
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Ello Nacho!
How's tricks up the mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# it's all good.
My mates are staying for the weekend cos they're having their kitchen re-done. It's all been highly entertaining this evening. How's you?
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Not too bad
although I am low on beer and devoid of dope.
It could be a long night...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# just the title as it downloads conjures up all sorts of possibilities
I'm guessing an elastic band stretched across somewhere that someone walks into and bounces off again maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# yeah, after watching
Dirty Sanchez. But as I say it might only be funny because I was filming it.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# nope
quality furtive branding though! and it's amusing how he did the side of the head about twice as hard on the other guy than he did himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# that am most woo
evening all :)
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# evening
to you too and three
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you could
have someone's eye out with that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# they were discussing
how holding your eye wide open and someone doing it onto your eyeball and slicing it in half. Luckily they didn't.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# argh!
I like your 'don't be loud!' plea halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# that's because the other week
my neighbours got the other neighbours to come and tell us to turn the music down so I went upstairs and had an argument with them. I couldn't be arsed with more grief. I knew he would shout loudly if I didn't ask him not to.
/Gestapo
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# do you not have
a big sign saying 'snake mountain' on your front door? I think that kind of thing would stop me complaining about the noise! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# is that
a mountain inhabited by a snake or a moutain of snakes?

actually, either would make me think twice about complaining about noise
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
#
www.snakemountain.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I knew that
may be a lie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# We used to have a cut out picture of a snake on the
front door to the flat, but we eventually took it down. But Debra the Door Zebra guard the front door through the glass at the top.
Although I keep meaning to put "Snake Mountain" next to the intercom buzzer.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# haha
debra sounds great, though not too terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I'm sure I don't need any help
terrifying the guests at Snakey!
We had a good time earlier discussing "Celebrity Bus Crash" and who would be on the bus.
(Nacho, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# the screams
of people flicking themselves with elastic bands are enough! ;)

Jeremy clarkson could drive it
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# trying to sort out both my brain and my computer.
and going aaagh at both.
but b3ta has got me through the day again :)
so have some mashy love.

(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
i want your children
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# isn't that illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# pah
laws are for wimps (and those without whomping paddles)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# yer not havin her!
she's hidden away at her grandparents place, and they've got funny accents.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# you gave your daughter
to the krankies?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# How weird would it be if they were still in costume
but they started getting as little jiggy wit' it?

And how did they come up with the idea in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# that's not weird
that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ogod...
/legs it, armed with elasticated badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I don't have any to give you.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# <cough>michaeljackson<cough>
...
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# awww
fluffy
awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# those look like semipherical
brain segments each half dealing with one eye and sharing the mouth part :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# what colour
is the sky in your world?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# depends what channel
I have on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# many smiling homeostatic bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# mmmm...
mashy mushy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# awwww! how fluffy!
made me smile!


sorry for the TJ:

anyone know where you can create a newsletter thingy system* like yahoo... which isn't allowing me to sign up, neither to B3TA nor my own one?

Thanks!!!

*I don't mean open source which is how it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I...
don't understand the question
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# y'know how you can subscribe to the B3TA newletter through yahoo groups...
is there any others, as yahoo is brokey
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# is this a techinical post?
I should have stayed out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# How
about bravenet?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# mmmm
mashy love


sounds dirty
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hah
I smiled
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# need your windows
resetting guv?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# try this handy helper
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# i duno know why i clicked that
but i did
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# delte?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i didn't want to actually harm anyone
so I took the fuse out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# good thinking

you can never be too careful
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I clicked that
because I wanted it to work so much.
Now, disappoined, I'm off to make a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# did you hover over it for a second before clicking?
There is a way to open your cd tray if youneed a place for the cup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Yes, I hovered.
I knew it was wrong but...

..it felt so right!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# i thought it was sending me to
www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

which is a lovely site
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# :D
hehe! lurvly!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# why do drunk people phone me....
wooo yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i like it when drunk
women-friends phone me


it makes me think they fancy me
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Yay
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# back to work
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# excellent!
though the filename is worrying...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# you've got
to have a system
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I would like
to purchase the appliance in the above picture

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hehe!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Pixel Potter

A take on this
Pixel Puss Website
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I don't really understand
but that doesn't mean an awful lot :)

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# That's woo yay!
This joke isn't, but I sniggerd in a stupid way

Why was Mr. "Pop Star" Jackson so pleased to have sex with twenty eight year olds?

There were twenty of them.

I changed this joke to make it topical.

I feel like a dirty troll:(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you look like one too
*childish*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Does that mean
you live under a bridge and eat billy goats?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Yes
Yes
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# ta
heard it, and it's a top joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha so wrong
clicky you bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# sfw?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yeah
but not funny
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# technically, yes
It's an "I wear t-shirt from hell tshirts" submission.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# sick
and wrong.

and not particularly funny
(inflateable, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i beg to differ
then again, i am writing this in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sorry - I saw something funny at exactly the same time I clicked that shite link.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# *appluase*
quality responsage!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# seen it
and tis not very funny..

you are a troll


go back to your bridge...



fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# the line
is just a dot to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
#



was it wrong to laugh?

*feels dirty*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# it was!
It was a conspiracy bigger than you know....

(inflateable, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# are you implying
the George Bush junior is older than he looks?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I'm telling
you that we are WELL through the looking glass.

erm, people.
(inflateable, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# do
i have to chase the white rabbit in this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# what is
chevy chase doing holding a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# My final shot of the match
Meanwhile, giant bugs joined the fish in the attack, the film thingame broke sending film strip everywhere and the flamingoman and the fish sprouted extra hair due to their allergy to chips.

you can have one last shot if you like...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I call upon the Power of the Elder Gods,
I cast this cinema to the abyss!



IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NNAGL FHTAGN!

Edit: Are we still going, or is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Have a break...have a.....
(sirhiss, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Cranberry, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# ¥95?!
on my salary?!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I love ¥
makes me want to play space invaders.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i've not heard it called
'space invaders' before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# space invaders
would be the forerunner to a spot of surprise sex
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# it was the title of Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen's
first 'film'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# that took me ages to spot
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I've looked and looked but I can't find it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# you are not alone
unfortunatly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# see logo
(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# no i get the joke
it was supposed to be another joke
obviously didn't work


*goes off to sob in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# it was a joke
i assume... about mens supposed inability to find it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# i see sexual jokes
are beyond you
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Hint:
They forgot to edit the side.

edit: *shakes fist in an angry but amused manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# is it because
I missed out the smiley?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I doubt that would have helped
in my current condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# First *cough* letter *cough*
clit*cough*kat*cough

ps 95 yen is not actually that much
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# how rood
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
#


with thanks for very able assistance from mr gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# did he build the robot?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# dear lord
it animates


flashing eyes make me happy
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# that's fab
I love the toenails, that is a space robot who takes care of herself
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# tis a mini challenge
do join in, it's more fun than troll-baiting
www.b3ta.com/board/2376883
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ooh
i might try...have no ideas at the moment though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Loverlee
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# oh yes!
woo!

edit: pssst! spazz back a little; there have been some other great ones.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# What a bot!
Is it hot or not?
It's hot!
(probably something to do with having a toilet roll for a heat sink)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# How queer
Woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# wooo
I want one
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# What a great contribution
to a great mini-challenge !

Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I was inspired!


*edit* Owes quite a lot to the masterclass
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# hehehehahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# stink lines rock.
i am very proud of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# did I miss a troll?
good good
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# fantastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# ha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
it's funny because it's true!
good night fluffy people
cock off to everyone else!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# that masterclass
is genius. I'm laughing like an idiot. did log's law of the playground branch off into an independent site?

edit: it was through log's site, somehow, that i arrived here!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# It would seem so.
There's so much new stuff on there I've started over reading it alphabetically...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# have u guys seen this?
squatter girl

www.planetedm.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=squatter

hope its not a repost
(metalface, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# chips anyone?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# casino or potato?
french american or english?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# You get what you're given,
fussy cunt.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Mmmmm
fussy cranberry

not had a bit of fussy cranberry for yonks

[edit] oh arse how long has this thing been censord ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# it hasn't been censored,
you have fruit tourettes
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# that will explain
the twinge in my plums then
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# that made me laugh
all the way to Pluto
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i prefer droopy
myself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That's what it says
on the walls of the Gents in Peterborough services...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# faq
b3ta.com/features/faq/#swear
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# damm you meddling
gingers ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# we don't all meddle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# f<b></b>uck
twat
cunt

wow!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# doesn't work
so well in the subject line though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ooh
an updated fuckquoo?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# that is a fantastic faq question
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# it made me and dave giggle putting it in
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# So
the filter is staying then?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I dunno
Cal was meant to be deleting it, then his computer broke. And now? Dunno. I find it amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I emailed his ibook
i'm just that pathetic.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# past couple of weeks
watermelon
cranberry
zeppelin
happy baby orangutan
New person. Please read our FAQ.

the above are all censored versions of frequently used terms on b3ta...have the origionals been added to the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# new ? moi ?
nope

just not been on here a while tis all
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# no
silly chicken =
New person. Please read our FAQ

try it...i'm not lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I fear for the day
when these new 'sanitised' versions become just as rude. b3ta will be like another language, everyone spounting utter, utter shit.
believe it or not...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# I called my mate a cranberry
the other day. He just looked at me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I read that as 'spunting',
so maybe it's already happened!

Good evening everyone- what's all this I see about the trolling and the hacking and the having of eachother's mums?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Just another normal
Saturday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i've never figured out what hbo replaces... please tell
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
wanker
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
#
wank­er.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
#
wanker
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# fine
but these better be deep fried! i can't be having any oven cooked chippage
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# French American?
As in, "your majesty, the French Americans are coming, and they're not happy"?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# don't ask me
i'm just a horse!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yes please.
salt, ketchup, no vinegar, 3 pickled eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# mustard?
i got some from the pub.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# mmmm....
...eyes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Righto.
Only albeno eyes left, will they suffice?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# as long as you don't try and pass off the pickled eggs as albino eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# No eyes for you.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# i really do not want to click that
especailly as i misread it as "squitter"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# is squitter a word?
it sounds funny
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# and smells
funny.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I think
someone posted it yesterday, it's a very strange phenomenon!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I think that was posted last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# ah,
apologies.
(metalface, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# It's ok :)
We get this sort of thing a lot. A good number of us usually see the link, maybe from the newsletter or someone else posts it. It's really no big deal though.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# before I click
is it SFW?

*reformed autoclicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# yes
i would consider it safe for my work
(metalface, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# It's SFW,
and a bit shit.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i just see something
like squattergirl and worry it's i the same vein as tubgirl

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# It's basically a bad bandwagon
all concentrated into one page.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# But with magic hypno monkeys
that bend you your mind all crazy like

(not at all true)

evening all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Squatter Girl?
How bizzare? Bet she is chuffed!!
(QueenCheese, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# check
this if you are really bored, loads more been added today

www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164149
(metalface, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Smash return
It seemed that it was lucky that everyone left anyway - a giant fish attacked the cinema


(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# are you playing tennis on the board?
bah.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i got told off
for commenting on that
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# I'll stop if you want.
It's not doing any harm though, join in if you want, we can all round robin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# However, when Boris showed up
somehow the fish knew that it's chips were up...

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hey glenn!
mod edit: can we ignore the trolls now and get back to making nice pictures?
sorry for repost but it IS appropriate
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Now, now,
stop troll-baiting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha
i think everyone has
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i pickled his mum
i think. was that vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I'm his dad.
I abandoned him cos he looked like a big scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# blimey
wonder if he's related to the count
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Pierce him.
Pierce him hard.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# nah
he don't deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# we had someone in our school who had scars from where a dog tried to chew off his head.
we were cruel and claimed he'd had skin regrafted onto his face from his scrotum.

he was an odd guy. we also claimed his neck was made of springs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# My neck is made of springs,
you insensitive clod!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# his head wobbled frantically as he spoke
it was a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# were the claims ever disproved?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I wish I'd gone to that school
our school was shit. Incidentally, how far gone was he that the dog tried to chew off his head? Was he just lying still? Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i think it was a rottweiler attack when he was young
he didn't move to our comprehensive until GCSEs, but the scars wern't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Funny or tragic?
vote now, folks!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Learn to spell
you illiterate flag.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# erm
his spelling's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
you're back! you proved us all wrong including yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# what's going on?
i come online looking for love, fluffiness and beer, and all kinds of bizarre things are happening.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# get to
fuck you weird cunt

hello
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# your tourettes drugs are under the sink
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# sorry i think
i mighta pissed in the server again, the effects are unpredictable at best
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I think
he's gone, I'm sure he has better things to do than bother with us!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hehe
wudnt count on it
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I find that hilarious,
and I have no idea why.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# repost in his thread then?
rather than giving him the satisfaction of taking up 2 threads with his twaddle
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# blast.
for i have fallen into his trap.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# nerds make me laugh.
ah nerds.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Same here
that's why I'm always laughing at myself!

/finish self-depreciating


btw, I've just found out how amazing Johnny Cash is!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# can
anybody give me a link to that playmobil porn from a few weeks ago in the newsletter? i cant find it anywhere in the archives :-(
(the_n00b, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i suppose you tried the newsletter archive
and not the board archive
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
#
that i did
(the_n00b, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# ok then!
just had to clarify that, s'all.

the answers somewhere in the thread now anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# curiously it was in the newslwtter from a few weeks ago
dunno how it got there
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# why in hell anyone would want
to see it again is beyond me. Although blokes: recreate it with a polaroid camera, lego men and your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# I read that as
a pollard camera
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Su Pollard porn
there's one for newsletter 113
*shudders
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Eep!
Pollard-related Mindpiss! ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Ewwww,
Su Pollard in Porn...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# or strange positions with chess pieces
then you could call it fetish pawnography.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# dadum tish
coat?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ta.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# google "playmobil porn" - third link down
www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=playmobil+porn
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# ta
muchly
(the_n00b, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# try
looking through the newsletter archives?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# .
www.playmobilpornbitches@yourservice.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# here you go...
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue108/
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# *sigh*
users.skynet.be/treet.ta-tra/playmobiel.html
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# gah!
skynet!

*hides from the cyborg hordes*
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# don't run
find an austrian
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# My Uncle's German
with I do?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# there's no time for that now!
Glenn2003 is comming back to get us all!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# hur hur
no.

it waws great though.

THREADJACK:

can anyone recommend a flash book for me? i reckon i can learn the basics of t'internet but i could do with a good book for complicated actionscript and the like.

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# can't recommend a book
but I learnt actionscript via google. There are tonnes of sites out there.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# yeah
i always find books a lot easier to learn from - i seem to be more inclined to stick at it if i have a big book to work through.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# fair enough
Personally I find it easier to set myself a challenge and google the bits I don't know how to do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yep
a good idea but i really need to do some well described (read "for simpletons) tutorials and get a good idea for it first i think

plus i don't have to pay for whatver book i get ;) a great incscscentive.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# matazone
has recommended the 'friends of ed' books before

www.flashkit.com is a pretty good site for flash stuff, just in case you didn't know
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i did buy one, but i never read it because i'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i got
Sam's teach yourself actionscript

i haven't read it yet

it might be good
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# theres a really good site for teaching actionscript
but i'll have to go find it... one sec
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# 2 in fact
www.kirupa.com/

and theres another who's name i forget but i'll be able to find out if you really want to know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# if you could ;)
that would be great.

i find books easier but i suppose there's always the printer..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Colin Moock's 'Definitive ActionScript for FlashMX'
published by o'Reilly is the bible.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# and for sites;
ultrashock.com
were-here.com
actionscript.org
waxpraxis.org
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# thank you!
and all.

much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Nasa reveal their new Mars

Beagle probe
(sirhiss, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# woo!
looks painful though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# my favourite Beagle
was John Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# I see you have hacked into my brain
dazzarazza didnt write this, bum bum BAH!

mad edit: oh no an edit, what to do now i've hacked into his brain?
(dazzarazza, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# herher




sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Well I'm off.
Goodbye nerds. If you ever decide to get a job mabey I'll let you work for me as a cook or something.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# why?
i'm quite happy with the job i have, servicing your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# She has a husband.
Besides I doubt you could afford a transatlantic flight to come here.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# she has a husband? never stopped adulterers...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I you had payed any
attention at all to one of my previous posts you would have acknowledged the fact that my father and my mother are long devorced
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# hah hah hah
devorced?
is that like divorced except for spackers?

for someone who thinks hes rich its a shame your parents never bought you an education.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# thinks?
haha
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# it must be hard.
bless....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# doesnt make it not adultery though.
pointless.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Great!
I love cooking and I'm really rather good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# thats good
cook yourself up some arsenic.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Silly boy
Arsenic is poisonous. Why would we want to cook with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# no really you dumb watermelon
if its poisonous you eat it, then the world will slowly rid of nerds
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# goodness me
what powerfully sharp wit.
and tehre was me about to eat arsenic.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Clearly if this guy is left to fend for himself
he'd be dead in no time at all.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# we can but hope
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# b-boom
tssshh
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Can I be your dictionary?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love you

edit: actually, i retract that, having read further down. fickle, aren't i?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# you're
so fickle! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# ha ha, mindpiss
(after i typed my edit, your reply appeared.)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# work for you?

yeah

right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# bye
and if you ever decide to act like a decent human being we might let you join the human race
racist, offenisve child thing
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen,
this mas is a god. He's got my number, that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# fuzzbucket, where have you been?
we've had a fuzzbucket(TM) minichallenge!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I've been
playing around with Linux for a while. Now I've dumped windaz it's time to play yay!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Slurpy's final thought.
How does it feel to have won the despicion on loads of people just by revealing yourself to the world?
No one wins when a troll cocks around like a zeppelin. Except the legions of people jeering him.
cock off.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# people hacking into your brain?
i have that problem constantly.
100% FACT
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# 100%
Eff Eh See Tea
(dazzarazza, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Try tinfoil
worked for me!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)

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