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# *hug*
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Yay!
Only 8 minutes until I can eat my salmon and go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# 8 minutes?
whyso?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# don't you know?
that is The Time Of The Salmon...
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Stop!





Salmon Time
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# that just made me laugh a lot

a bit too much actually

i think i've ruptured something
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Charge him for
the physiotherapy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# It has been baking for 52 minutes
of the required 60. Fucking odd time to be baking salmon, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# it's 2:10
on a saturday. i hope you're gonna put it in a pita bread and smother it with chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# it's 2:11 on a sunday :)
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# it's not sunday
until 6am
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!
The b3ta clock says it's Sunday, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# the b3ta clock
uses outmoded time laws
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# You dare
to disparage the b3ta timeclock?

I challenge you to defend your honour, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# honour
on here...has anyone got any left ?..thats like asking for compassion and for people to be decent. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Good point.
Well maid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Nope.
It's wrapped in pastry, and accompanied by white wine, mushrooms, cream, and stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# kin hell
sounds like it'll be really nice.

but why?

i need food.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I meant to make it about 9, eat about 10.
Ended up popping out to split a bottle of wine with a friend, got chatting, now STARVING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# all it needs now is
90 seconds in deep-fry
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# what if
it was frozen to start with?
90 seconds would never penetrate to the core
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# depends
how hot it was..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Oil,
usually about 190 degrees
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# could be
titanium.

at 3287 º C
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# and how would food
survive at such a temperature?
Your logic is flawed.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# well you take it out
early.

then the middle will be perfectly cooked. mmm titaniumy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# it's ever so
impractical. I dare you to open a restaurant and flash fry food in molten titanium, you wouldn't have cooks you would have foundry workers.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# reminds me of titanium boy
in newletter something-or-other
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# If it was hot enough
to heat the center to an edible 75 degrees in 90 seconds, it would utterly destroy the outside.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# so you get the
hot battered outsides,
and the cold icy insides.

It's meal and dessert in one
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# you
utter gaydar!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Gay Bar,
GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# you should microwave it
then oven just for the last bit.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# He doesn't have a microwave.
You know why?

because he's a fucking spastic, that's why.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Funnily enough
my house has no microwave
It was broken a month or so ago and never replaced. Does that make me a spastic?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# using my twisted logic?
fucking right it does.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# what about
my mum and dad?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# They have a secret microwave.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# watermelon me
*spacs out*
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# And by god I
hope that random quotes should I get on the board stats table
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# I prefer
the one's that make no sense
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You just enjoy your microchips.
Pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# McCains micro pizza for supper tonight.

It was divine.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# not fabulous?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That too.
Maybe.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# there are 14
takeaways within staggering distance of my house.

I have counted, it tired me out.

You have to love students
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# We have
The Best Chippy in the UK 1999™ just around the corner.

Plus a pizza/burger/kebab place and a disghusting chicken place.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# My new Cheshire residence,
has a pizza place, a spa, and a pub where 1 bitter and 2 premium lagers cost under a fiver, all within 100 yards :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Cheshire eh?
which bit?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Burnage darling, Burnage.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Burnardge.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# sounds so much better
than

'Bernij'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I think claiming cheshire
is milking it a bit then you cheeky sod!
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Well, duh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I'm confused now
can you put your sarcasm tags on at this time of morning please.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# The ;) is as near to a <sarc> tag as I can get.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ah okay
I just checked a map to see where Burnage is.
It's further from Cheshire than you are now and I can see your humour.

wanders off whistling tunefully
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I thought that was
right next to you

meh
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# what was?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# biernasch
erm, I mean Burnage
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# where
am I then?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Bangalore.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!


oh, wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# and how close
is that to Burnage?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# it goes
Bangalore, Madagascar, Ethiopia, Collyhurst, Bolton, Reddish, Burnage.

(From East to West)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# that means
nowhere is closer to Cheshire then as Cheshire is located in a southerly direction from Burnage.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# the Hollyoaks set
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Hollyoaks set
is in Liverpool
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Hence its
not counting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# good
at least we got that cleared up then
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# it's not going to
stop you being a cunt though is it?
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Good god no!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# oh good.
your salmon's burning by the way.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# That's strange,
I could have sworn it was on a plate on my desk being eaten by me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# It's slowly burning your insides,
you will implode shortly.

Pray for a swift death.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# collapsing from heart failure
after a long intercontinental migration?

nevermind....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# worryingly, i got that joke.

and furthermore, I laughed.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# it's the laughter
that's worrying
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Do I?
There goes my plan to fucking hate the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# you can carry on hating gav
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# baking
I just read that as "I have been barking for 52 minutes".

Oddly enough, I believed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Yay!
Group hug!
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# channel 4:
rathergood videos
oh so mebbe not
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
i've got no cunting tv atm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# don't worry
he's lying.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# looks at channel 4
sees incubus live
wanders off
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# no viking kittens
wrong rathergood
dam these rock videos
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Have I missed them?
I seem to have some wierd "music" on channel 4...

EDIT: Damn your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I rem on Channel 4
Couple of years ago at Uni...Divine David at this time night was a mind piss when smoking "waccy Baccy"
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I vaguely remember him.
He was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# yay
it's hugging hour
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# awww that`s so


.
.
.
.

gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# that's nice
a woo to your hug

(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# yay!
cats in pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# cheers mate
better than cats in hats (so I hear :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# erm...
well...
ok, but just one
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# I fear you.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# and rightly so
for he is some kind of god
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# an aweful god is ours
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# awful
but talented :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# but I meant
aweful in the original sense
anyway
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# me am a bit
slow... and quite pleasantly trollied
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# that
is class.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# i think you and mat had best check your heating

i think the carbon monoxide is sending you both a bit daft
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# manga
tastic...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# fuckin` hell
you`re getting way too good at this... I`m gonna have to get matsimpsk to spike your tea with arsenic

... for the one cup of tea he makes you per month
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# 2 today
still cant beleive it thow
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# WOO!
that`s cos I hassled him!

I said "make pippy tea"!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# bash bash
bash
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# As Kevins Powers grew


So began his quest for world domination

t'was better in my head - time for sleep methinks
(Gothman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Nice!
I have no alcomofolic drinkies left, I'm away to bed, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
#
i don't know how big that is but it's too big.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# 120k?
That's ok for an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# It's only 118K
That's not too big is it?
(Gothman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# nah
thought the limit was 250..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# No limits,
but the guideline is 250. Much over that and mods may linky it. 120k is fine, I see stills of that size on here frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# no.
but kevin moves once then turns into a white square every time :( i'm sure it;s great.

edit: yay! it worked now woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Eep!
I should be asleep too. I just can't be arsed to turn the computer off.

DAMN YOU F5!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Hmm, message 2926.
Maybe I should go for 3000 this evening...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# I am also heading off to bed
got another 12 hour shift tomorrow.

Eeeeeeeech.

Night folks!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# That's awesome!
A bit of advice though. You should always make text really slow. It always looks ok if you know what it's going to say, but put an extra .2s on each text frame, and it's more relaxing on the eye/brain.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Tried that
But then the squirrel was too slow, and was too tired/drunk to redo the frames..
(Gothman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Fair play.
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# text should be as fast as possible
and accompanied by white noise
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# If you look
*really* closely, you can see the strings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Legendary Music Producer...

Phil Spectre
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
very good! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# bwaha!
it was all worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# hehe
very good
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Marvelous
I'm jealous of you and your good ideas for stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# my advice rocks.

i win.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Thanks for your help
Learning Tatty slowly hard without a manuel lol
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# On b3ta
you're never without a Manuel.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# slogantastic
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# hahaahaahaaha
lovely pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Tatty question?
How can i get a Transparency efect on something?
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# By decreasing its opacity...

NEXT
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# you shop
at NEXT do you?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# linger - eeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Phwoar!
Lingeree!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# exactement
mon capitain!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm so lonely...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# apparently
so was Sting

and her brother was gonna kill him and he`s six feet tall


-- Sting is never six feet tall is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Sting?
He's a short arse bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# he was on the fashion channel earlier
as part of the victoria's secret thing they've got on there at the moment (only reason I was watching it)

edit: for the lingary, not sting BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# not for the
swimwear hour?

they bloody took the channel off NTL!

swines
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Maybe
but he can apparently wank for 48 hours straight.

Ewwwwwwwwww.... I've just thought about a tantric game of soggy biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# to keep in with the spirit
I guess the loser has to chew on it for 48 hours too
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# ........
oooh there comes my dinner again! and it tastes so much better coming back up through my digestive system...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I always thought it was
six feet ten?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# you
pendantic (and correct) swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# I don't shop anywhere,
I wear my mother's clothes.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I
prefer your sister`s goth stuff ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Phwoar!
Goth chicks rock my socks!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# woo
goth chicks am sex0r!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Hell yeah!
For example: Evil Willow!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# ah
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)
# *googles for Evil Willow pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# So do I,
but she moved out...
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# that`s
how i have easy access to the ripped stuff then!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# you look well
in them though, suitability wise not sexy.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# you're rather lucky
that your mother dresses like a depressed 22 year old Mancunian male
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# with a mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# knob off
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# thanks..
i'm sucha newbie
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# in the layers toolbar
for the transparency of each layer.

or you can use the eraser opacity for more controlled transparenceceing.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Depends how you mean.
Tried playing with opacity?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# hello!
.
.
.
.

cranberry!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# you
big
Irish
happy baby orangutan.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# feed some saran wrap into your printer
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Some
what?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Erm,
we call it cling film!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# saran wrap
How should I know what you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I think everyone should call stuff what the Brits call it
Mind you, I'm still bitter about the American Civil War.

We was robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# well
now I know what you call it. I didn't before.

I do try to use your terms, mostly because I think you won't understand when I speak American
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# fanny
(pffft!)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# arf!
/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# You're
mostly right. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I used to live with an American
who kept referring to saran wrap, and we never really figured out what she was on about.

I do now though, I consider myself culturally enriched, or at least safe in the knowledge that I can find something to wrap my sandwiches in if I visit the US.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# who was saran?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# A famous
wrapper?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# oh, it's like sellotape.
www.saranwrap.com

"When you're tired and hungry at the end of a long day, the last thing you want to do is jump in the kitchen and start whipping up a meal. But it doesn't have to be so hard. Saran™ has simple solutions, from prep to leftovers, to keep your work to a minimum. That leaves more time for the good stuff—the tastes and the smells of your family."
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# You wrap your food
in Sellotape™?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:57, archived)
#
It's called a saran wrap here... HP's Welsh though.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# is it watermelon..
where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Just
near me and I call it saran wrap too
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# where in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Bangalore.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Near
Timborligo
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# GET TO THE SHINGLE
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# "You're right dad, they are lace!"

/quick & dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# defintely
past its best before date.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# hehehe
Maj's Vag
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Roffle!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahha!
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# hahaahahaaha
a million times funnier than my effort!

that`s bloody brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Sod Hell
is that treason?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# "just a minute, your majesty..."
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# As it happens
I had the original open in another browser window.

Is it me, or does it look shopped?

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_840458.html?menu=news.quirkies
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# That Prince Phillip pic
has so much potnetial!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I'd photoshop him onto a dance floor full of goths
but I'm tired and I'm off to bed now.

'Night.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# funny you should say that
the shadows do look very fake!

apparently the bbc had to `shop a poppy onto jonathan ross during one of his shows because he forgot to put it awwwwn or something
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# It almost looks
as if the kid has been cut out and glued onto a picture of the Quoon looking at something on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# The lighting doesn't seem to match!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# The Quoon?
Is that her substitute for vegetarians?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hahahahaah
what a quorny joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# It's a Goons thing
Talking of Goons, specifically Spike, read In the Ning Nang Nong by Spike Milligan, then try not to laugh next time you drive down Nantong Way.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I'd never made that connection!
Thank you! That adds to my amusing streets in Swansea collection!

Is it wrong to laugh at Siemens Way?
Well, anyway, no-one can compare to us - we work in a building called The Matrix, after all! Kind of...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# and the queen's being lit from one side
while the kid's being lit from the other
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# yeah
I bet she never really landed on the moon either
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# A cranberry indeed . .
two in fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I quite like
Des`s singing voice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# pardon me...
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Heh. So much fun to be had with that picture.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# There's something about cheesy grins in advertising
that means they can look like terrified desperation with only a tweak of their surroundings.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# just for yoooooooo </sarcastic Ren Hoek>
the original advert that Des image was taken from: Cranberry.avi (DivX, about 1mb)
/sick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I don't think I've got anything that'll play it
but thanks anyway :)
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# question
is...why did the sniper not fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Torture.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# whose
ours or des`s ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# He's not moving.
What do you think?
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Argh!
Fucking cranberry!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# that ritchie bloke
utilises drugs to pay for secret wars around the world
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Huzzah!
I currently have 'Toxicity' on a 'floor shaking' volume!

Pull the tapeworm outta your ass!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# respect
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# \m/
Rock ON!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Expensive computer generated dinosaurs?

Forget all that, just get the pets in. Nobody will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# They're not that expensive.
You don't have to feed them for a start.

Unless you get one of them Tamagotchi ones.

Then you're fucked.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Bah!
Bastard Tamagotchi, took over my life, bloody things!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# well...
nobody to blame but yourself.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# We had a teacher in school
who took great pride in confiscating them and spending the entire day force feeding them.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# That's worrying
on several levels.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# So did I!
Mr Turner. Beardy git.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Gah!
But I was young and impressionable...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# and flibz


/nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Happy days...
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Saved by the bell...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# The New Class...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Showgirls...

Evolution.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I blame Flibz for the moonlight sky
For the dream that died in the sleepless night
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# the only song ever
that wasn't about sex

no, really
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Explain
White Riot then :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Eee
I remember that! I demand Connect 4rthur!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I fear your chances are slim.
If munkt0n did want to code a game in, or someone wanted to donate code for one, they'd probably want to do something new and original. Well, new for our messenger anyway.

In my humble opinion, what I'd like to see is catagories in the linkies section.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I said I would code one
but I don't have any ideas and no one seems to want to suggest any.

I've been told that connect 4 isn't wanted, because it's been done
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I'd love chess.
Based on the old principal of correspondance chess, which I still play by e-mail. Failing that, Othello? May be called something else in the States.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# othello, reversi, go
it's called all of those

chess is difficult, coding wise
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Othello
would be quite good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I can imagine.
Although I'm sure it could be simplified to a point. No AI required, and some mutual understanding of the rules should leave out some code. I wouldn't like to try it though, and I doubt you would either ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I don't think I'd like to leave it to the rules understanding
no way I'm coding an AI, so that's right out
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# it needs a new flea market

and shitloads of porn.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# I'm going to kill you
I swear I am
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# why?
*crying violently*
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# because I'm angry
and I'm quite tired of hearing about how disgusting men really are. Why can't you just keep it to yourselves for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# what did i tell you
about taking things seriously? :)
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# watermelon off
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# you all seem to think you can say whatever you want
so I think I'm going to start doing that too.

I'm very very angry right now
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I beleive a flea market is being worked on
and porn is always welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# you too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Eh?
Kill me? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# and what I'd like is for the links page
to be numbered backwards from how it is now so I could remember what page something was on rather than having to sift through it trying to remember approximately when it was posted
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# If you ask me
4rthur is just right as it is.

I think m3ss3ng3r tried to do too many things, and just ended up falling over all the time as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# maybe we need a seperate b3tan games site

i'll happily donate yourallgay.co.uk to that cause
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I concur.
I think if 4rthur was to expand, then maybe the bolt-ons should be independantly hosted with the same CSS?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# wouldn't really be 4rthur then
the cookies and database entries wouldn't really transfer. it'd either have to be open to the public, or you'd have to make a new account
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Good point, well made.
Maybe expansion is only possible if the donations provide enough cash to keep the server in line with the load, without taking it to the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# he said if I wrote one, he'd give it a try
and take it down if the bandwidth became too much.

I've found an article on interfacing flash games for multiple players. If I ever feel the motivation to learn to do that, it may reduce the load on the server. Or it may not, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I don't think the server load on m3ss3nger
was helped by the xk of javascript it had to load every time you made a move/refreshed/breathed.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# yes that's what I thought
if there was just a way to send a little message telling something to update, that would be good. I don't know if that's easy to implement though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I wouldn't know, but it's an interesting idea.
Let me know what you discover. Maybe I could help out at some point.

Oh, and here's a m3ss3ng3r nostalgia-related repost.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# woo
I still wish it hadn't gone, though I have learned to save all my messages from 4rthur every so often...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Thing is
m3ss3ng3r did that to me all the time, telling me that I was the only one on, often at midday on a weekday or something.

Edit: But not necessarily with the rude message, though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# it always used to show everyone else
but not me.

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# I remember that.
It's idiosyncrasies made it all the more loveable.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r
was the eccentric auntie who always got horrendously pissed at Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Clever girl...
Woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Sorry, where are the pets?
I can't see them for the expensive computer generated dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# i was pissing with the toaster when....
I got my finger stuck in it trying to retrieve a tea cake while it was still on should of remembered the last b3ta letter, death toaster thingy
im now tiping with one hand the other one in a tub of margarine
(semi pro : explorer, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Yay!
Giant pets, slightly more menacing I think!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# At first glance,
I thought the rabbit's head was disembodied. I need sleep, but my Salmon won't be ready for an hour yet.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# o;ija;oijasdf
soijdnfn;oaessioj aef iadf;ioj
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# ¥22,200!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Svenno!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Thank you!
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Ambiance . .


I'm sorry . . evening all by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# It doesn't have a siren
it just plays "Little Fluffy Clouds" at an acceptable level.

Woo to your daft punnage!
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# or
the opening part of tubular bells ;-)


mmmmmmm mike oldfield.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Certainly not the middle bit
where Mike Oldfield goes rabid.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# The yelling and screaming bit in the second half
is utter class. Ambience be damned.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I think
that's the bit that I was on about.

I would post some lyrics, but I'm not sure what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# What were the skies like when you were young?
Oh they were like really beautiful and you had none of this muller rice shit... (wah wah waaaaaahhhhh-hhhh)
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# muller rice
skies?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Keep watching the
ski's.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Ooooh eeeeee oooooh eeeeeeeooooohoooooh
Little lil little lil lil little...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I always prefered . .
The Blue Room . .

Anyone remember them doing it on Totp ? Two stoned hippy's not moving for five minutes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# That reminds me
Saw this book in a shop today. I was amused by it, anyway.
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1861976127/
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
ambulances with ambience :-)

lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I spelt it wrong didn't I . . .
(slaps forehead)

Damn you beer . . damn you to hell !

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# watermelon
you should see the number of times i had to correct the spelling in my post - i`d almost convinced myself my keyboard was faulty!

edit: "watermelon" in the "fuck" sense
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Never blame the beer.
Its' yoru figners.

Artichoke.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# oooow
trada tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Huzzah!
Simple joke, nicely executed if you want my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Oh yeah, ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# arf
ma
bob
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# hehe
I've seen an ex-ambulance in my town where they changed the words to "AMBIENCE" for real
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# There really is nothing new in the world
is there :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Eric was an evil bastard
Who liked picking on the smaller members of the animal kingdom

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# and kissing them?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Shit man!
That's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# They're
especially good with barbecue sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Squirrels
or a praying mantis?
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I think
curry or chilli sauce would suit squirrel better myself
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Mmmm, crunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# woo!
nibble nibble nibble :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# loads of mites
dancing all over the camera lens!

dancing!
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# thoughtful mites, though
they've not obscured the action
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I keep hearing
j'taime or what ever with the rudeness and the woman and the gainsberg

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# That is just
so not cricket.

Well I laughed.
(Scary Dave, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Realising he'd been spotted

Kevin relied on his ninja training to escape.

First attempt at animation in Image Ready
(Gothman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i think he escaped
a little bit too well
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# redex
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# noooooo
redex
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i say
is your msn group set to 'public'?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Ooops
Fixed now?

Kinda new to the groups bit...
(Gothman, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Fixed indeed.
And woo-worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# how rare,
someone that fixed it first time

hurrah for you
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# yep i see it :)
the automatically resize thing gets a lot of people too when their gifs stop animating.
Maybe red squirrels can do it too that's why they've been dissappearing from England so much
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Yay for vanishing animals!
I've got one as well, but I dunno where it is, so you'll just have to imagine it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# workign now sir
does he flip out and kill everyone?

possibly popping boners

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# bum gay
an all that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# evening old chap
sorry about the other week
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# so you should be
you being the one who organised it, though a good time was had by all

I brought the cd and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I know fuckign night mare of a week
first essay in years - no idea how long it would take - begging for extensions etc.

/bad time management rant

edit: oooh cheers I was looking for ward to the cd
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Yay!
Hurrah for invisible albinos.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Weee!
Working now :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# woo!
that's nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# 2 squirrel pics in a row?
wooness and spooky!
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Don't worry too much,
I don't understand it either.

You see what I did there?
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# woo
yay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# WOO!
woooo-wooooooooooo
(K.I.T.T. noise)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Is that not more of a
whumm - whummmmm...?
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# ooh
now that`s a tricky call...

wonder how you`d spell something in between the two...?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# It's a sort of hushed
Whoooooo...whoooooo
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i was making the noises too
the thing is American Police cars have quite a wide variety of noises that have nothing to do with the lights in particular. I was kind of doing a stutterng 'whooo whooo wh, whooo whooo wh' noise
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Wom - woooouummmm?
possibly?


But that sounds a bit too Cylon. Suckfox.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# exactly
that`s a bit of a pants suggestion isn`t it, sir?


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Fighting Crime is a lot like looking for fish
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# now
thats woo

pearoast?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# yes, from 4 months ago :)
I figure he's doing an important job for the community though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# keeping
old people off the streets?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# in part
also fluffy the penguin has done a hell of a job for this community (b3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ooh
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# shut
up
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# stop it
you two
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# in part
also fluffy the penguin has done a hell of a job for this community (b3ta).
Keeping b3tans off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I just said that
you know
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i CAN
read
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# but you can't type
then? is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# STFU
bassard
(Roland Deschain, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# wha?
what on earth/b3ta? shouldnt that be Professor Fnords?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# well done
you finally see them
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# see
what? I'm confused/fuddled
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# it's simple
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Do the hustle

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# *waits to be eaten*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# heheh
lovely lightage!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# How peculiar
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i was just listening to my own music
and thought how great i was. is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I do that too.
But not to your music.

Because it's pap.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# pap!
do you work for teletext or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i just realised i was right anyway
i rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I dunno, not even heard your stuff

where might i sample its delights?
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# right here
www.disparatedan.com

check the archives.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# or download direct
www.disparatedan.com/dirrty.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hold on
i've heard bongo rock in here


yes, you do rule.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i hate to say
i told you so :¬p
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# don't push yer luck
suvverner
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# shut it
pikey
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# damn straight honky.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Bloody
English people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Harsh.
Fair? You decide.

Fair: 0909 8790980
Unfair: 0909 8790981
Don't know: 0909 8790982

Calls charged at £4.50 per second.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# yay
light show
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Riiiiiiight
*goes for beer*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# *whimper*
Being pulled over four times in the last six months has left me with a fear of flashing lights. Yesterday I had a nice adrenaline rush walking past a flashing "open' sign. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Haha
Nutter
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# woooooo
flashification
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# christ on a bike
holy fuck. I'm having problems with my old skool games machine, as Tart Monkey will attest to if he's about, and I'm reading severalteen forums populated by the Great Unwashed.

I came across this. Read and wish your PC support was done by someone else (bear in mind I've been involved with customer support since 1985)

"Hi all i were reading all 14 pages to do with that issue and i have a definate resolution to it .... no its not the reset button lmao
i posted here coz i thought people will see it more
here goes iv been a pc tekkie for 15 years ms certified and all that cack
i noticed that nobody said they left the mobo about 10 seconds after switchin socket on i done that for last 2 months and its worked also i av checked bios temp from 18c to 25c ...never a reboot
if u think im talkin cack il tell u what u need 12v to the cpu and 12v to the board it has to even all this out b4 it can boot properly its like switchin a tv on the tube takes time 2 reach full capacity
thats why msi cant replicate the prob coz there givin it time b4 switchin it on
btw the bit about coolig it down to make it reboot is cack as i have tried"

Message ends.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# um
what the hell was that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# The thing about my job
is that I get stuff handed to me all day long written by people like that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Yup.
You don't have to deal with the fuckwit customers who write like that though, and still expect you to fix their PCs when they can't find the Start button because there's too many boxes which say "EXPLORER has caused an error in <unknown>" on them, when actually, you're there to support their broadband connection and not their cruddy PC World shitepile of a "computer"! Go back to fucking PC World, you stupid, idiotic, single-celled fuckwits!

*pant*
*wheeze*

/bad day at the office...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Too fucking right mate!
Had a rebuild in last week. 'NTL won't support it'. Fair enough. Turns out it's three pikey OS upgrades on a base e-machine box (cheap SHIT) and suddenly doesn't have the antivirus software I installed eight months (and two OS's) ago.

Why the watermelon aren't they taking this piece of shit back to PC world?

(Edit). Please insert kitten. I'll be alright in a moment.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I get the feeling
I may have spoken to that person... Getting a 169 IP, perchance?

EDIT: And please, please, please remind these people it's not our job to support their PCs? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't
mean to cause apoplepsy :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# No problems all.
But I contravened the first rule of support shortly after they got this machine. Turned out they wanted a CD writer. Sight-unseen, I decided to pick up a cheapy and fit it in my spare time.

So I get a drive. Went to fit the bloody thing. While I started to fit it I noticed the 'CD-Recordable' flash on their existing drive. Shit.

While trying to ascertain why they wanted an *additional* cd-burner, the guy paying for it pointed me to his HAPPY BABY ORANG-UTAN WATERMELONTARD of a son who told me exactly why it was not a burner.

He had some difficulty fifteen minutes later when I allowed him to browse his my docs folder from a laptop though...
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# this is exactly
why I tell mrs witchy I won't ever be a freelance PC support bod.....I think I'd be arrested within days!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# To be fair
occasionally you get a thought-provoking issue.

However your name gets viralled to a load of lowbrow arsewits who expect you to provide the same level of cheap support you give to people who have *bought their cranberrying machine off you*.

(Calm. Calm. Kittens. Kittens. Watermelon.)
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Yes, kittens,
teddy bears, beer, warm baths, beer, soapy tit wankanother bath with aromatic oils....

I know the feeling. I think I'll sod off to bed while the going's good!

night!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# See you later.
Have a good (STW/spongebath/leer at Ming the Merciless), whatever floats yer boat.

E-MACHINES ARE SH1T3. F34
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I can now recognise certain first line people by reading their tickets
Sadly, I don't get to say "Ah yes, so-and-so wrote that, I recognise their clear, concise and gramatically correct memo" very often.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hehehe
Generally because those who have two brain cells to rub together and thus could write clear, concise and gramatically correct memos don't need a lot of level 2 backup in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Slightly different on our side of the building
Level 2 isn't so much about backing up level 1, but more about having logins for things that they wouldn't dare let level 1 near.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Ahh,
right-o. Understandable.

Not that I'm saying Customer Services can't do their job, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
#
chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/images/015.gif
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# We have one of those.
I don't know what he looks like, but I was tempted to wander the 109,000sqft building today, find him and bitch slap him.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I posted this link down there
www.chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/

it's possibly glasscock, but I don't care. It makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I think I know George!
I sit next to him on a regular basis (not by choice!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Used to be a semi-regular poster on the forum there
Always nice to rant with understanding people.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Well,
wouldn't you want to be able to send external emails from your hole area?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# longest

sentence

ever
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# was that a helpful support
message or not?
I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# A "PC tekkie"
Christ. Remember the old dig at engineers: "Yesterday I couldn't spell Engineer, and now I are one"?
I think that may have moved with the times. No offence intended to you, but...
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Let's say,
he's such a good engineer, he could be a PC World manager...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# don't get
me started.......*fume*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I read that several times...
but I still have NO IDEA what they are on about!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I'm more stumped than Stumpy McStump
after he's lost a leg. Apparently this has something to do with the problem I'm having, but WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# is that English??
?
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# It's jibberish.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# mmmm could be
but if it is i should be able to understand it, as i can write it perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Jibberish comes in many dialects
Such as "Drunken", "Legal", "Technical", "Semi-literate" and "Philosophical". I think that lot comes under "Semi-literate", at best.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you wanna see
the rest of the posts on that forum, being as it is 'supported' by a major motherboard manufacturer. Or perhaps not :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I used to have enough trouble
getting "helpful" suggestions from know-it-all sales team members whilst being part of a web team.

Talk, they can do. Communicate through the medium of prose, they can not.
(Astatine, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# George? Is that you?
chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# 12v to the CPU
souds summarily crap to me.

Apologies if anyone knows any better...
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yes, something in my head tells me
that CPUs get 5v...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Sounds right to me
and I'm not very 'techie'!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I wish mine was
damn that's unreadable
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# well scary.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# badam


/tish
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
Revels!


I love Revels :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahah
no................wait a second................hold on I'll get it in a sec..................noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# wut the

click for way to big
(NeoNcP oh yea, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# a tank
looking around. does it do anything else?

edit/ ooh something went bang
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# duh!
it shoots things too!



edit: woo on the big one! didn`t realise it was a car in the wee one!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# when you said 'way too big'
I scoffed and clicked.

You weren't joking :)
What does it fire though? I'm guessing specialised ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# probably
cabbages, like in that episode of the A-Team when they modified a combine harvester or something after being locked into a barn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Every time you drop the bomb you kill the God your child has born!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# pardon?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# hoorah, hoorah indeed
such a great track

good video as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Ah ha!
Someone know's what I'm on about!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# oh yes indeed
and a great ablum to
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Oh yes!
I currently have Toxicity on at 'floor shaking' level!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# The clicky
is possibly the biggest animation I've ever seen.

Marvelous piece of work though. Woo, you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# 984 x 492
1.4Mb!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I had to check
holy watermelon that's a big image
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i first made it stationary
then decided to animate it D;
(NeoNcP oh yea, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# If you don't have broadband these days
then you're probably living below the poverty line, and therefore aren't important.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Oh I am on broadband!
But there's still no excuse for something that big!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# knob off...
we can't get it here :)

despite being 5 miles from manchester centre...
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# That's only 'cause the BT engineers
won't go near your house
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# lead balloon, as promised ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Jimmy Page played lead balloon
for Led Zepplin
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# is that
the one he played with a bow?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# with a lead
violin bow, no less
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# well rik was slightly ahead
but i'll call it a bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# you...


die for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# woo
i didnt watch the match but yay to the thingy from shining
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUMP!
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Woo to Chump
TJ: Anyone here speak Gaelic? Can you recommend a website that might help the beginner?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I used to live in Waterford
and my leaving gift from one of my mates was a "learn gaelic" book.... for ages 3-5 :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Just
bought one a little more advanced. But I'm looking for something with audio clips for pronunciation.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Gaelic
welsh or just the irish bit? or i am getting confused? how about what they speak in brittany? or the elves in LOTR, thats gaelic, just nonsense.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Just
the Scottish type Gaelic if you please.
The book only goes so far on how to pronounce, I really need to hear the words.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Welsh is
not Gaelic...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Welsh
is just indecipherable sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# I was discussing the A40 through Mid-Wales with a (Brummie) friend
Him: "There's a place that looks as if someone threw up writing the sign"
Me: "Bwlch?"
Him: "Yup, that's the one."
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Yay! I have never not liked a
chump picture.

(This not an invitation to try to change that fact)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Right,
Chump going down on tubgirl it is!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# the colour-matching
is done for you
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yay
winner
:) too the max
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# oh yes indeed
nicely going there some
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Aha aha ha ha ha ha!
Fantastic as ever sir!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# lo
raplh. i posted the thingy before but i think you'd gone. woo to the fireman, who saw Rocketman?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# That
was actually my first thought.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# watched it
last night.

BEST film EVER. wooo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# the
doodle thing. it was a couple of days ago. never mind
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I have no idea
what you are talking about, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# thought
you might not
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# You are confuddling me sir!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# probably
woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# oh yes indeed
*bows down*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Especially funny as I just rented Farenheit 451.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
What a fantastic film.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# That is very woo,
and most excitingly guffaw-making, but I'd just like to break up the laughs for a moment by saying:

Stop all the clocks, Cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

My apologies. Normal service will now be resumed.
/Four Weddings on S4C, and easily my favourite poem ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Surely that would be
'Pedair priodasau'?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Strangely enough,
they haven't translated it. Not even subtitled it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Oh, I quite liked that film!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Phillip Larkin
isn't it?
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# W H Auden
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# INFLATE !!!
INFLATE IT HARD !

hehehe top stuff as usuaal pippy :)

drunk = going tobed
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sharkey and George
OK, this is my first post, so I really hope this works!

(Alex The Superfly, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# The expression on the right hand one
is just superb.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Nice!
Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous... erm, I mean B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Crack,
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# *snort*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# B3ta, Photoshop and Beer
IT can be a wicked concoction
(sirhiss, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# woo
they look very sorry too
nice first post :)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# heheheh
class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# This is shit
I hate it and I wish it was dead
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 26 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# (not really)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 26 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# twisted news for a twisted world

biggerer

story tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hehehehehehehehe


i still cant find a picture of the munter, could someone email/msn it to me please?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Should be here:
www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=AQSYKQ
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!
I CLICKED! MY EYES! AAAH! *retch* *collapse*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I didn't click
I Googled the newsletters, found it, posted it and assumed the link still worked.

I take it that it does?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# *dead eyed stare*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# scary very scary
I'm wondering if that be a real entry
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# It's from Idaho???
i live in Idaho...how have i not noticed...that?!?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Maybe
she/it lives in her own private Idaho?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# you know that yard down the street with the REALLY big fence...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Meme kit?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# no, its not

edit: shit, its just appeared in the last 60 seconds. thats fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Nah
someone will stick it in if they find it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# ooh
scary. woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Umm, please tell me
you 'shopped the story and not just the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# just a word or two
in the story
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# indeed
I'd fear living in a place where you could be sold
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Me too.
Oh, hang on, my pimp's at the door...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# you are head pimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Ooooh, that's not nice
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3229056.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# rather nasty
I feel quite dirty, I looked at the mail today

*shudder*

I almost screamed at the thing, imagine screaming at a paper
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# shame on you!!
next thing you know, you'll be writing letters like

"Sir,

I feel there is far too much sex and nudity on the Adult channel, and i belive that it should be banned"
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I feel quite ashamed
though my letter would likely be littered with bile and hatred for the paper, as opposed to the views they espouse

it made me see, how clever they are about highlight certain facts and covering other to make their point seem like the only one to have
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)

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