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#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# MWAHAHAHahahahahahaha
YaaaaaHAHAHAHa hehe hhe heee hoo hoo i'm absolutely pissing myself! hehe that truly is fantastic! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well it made me laugh anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# that is
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# arf!
nool
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Literally the oldest joke in the world.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Old but
good
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# groanage
:¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# is that real?
(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# 'fraid not
there's no bridge
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Groan, Groan,
Groan Groan Groan!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Old, and requiring a Mr Pedantic:
It's "hanged".
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# people are hanged
meat is hung.

Surely hung is correct once he's dead?
(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Well, there's some debate about
that. It's "hanged" once the victim is dead, but you can use "hung" to describe a generic situation where a person is hanging from a rope. So, in this picture, if he's not yet dead, "hung" is fine. I know this because I had a debate with an old sub-editor about it. So there.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Actually...
...that's a common misconception.

You should only use 'hanged' when reffering to capital punishment - suicide should be referred to as 'hung.'

/uber pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Really?
Source?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# This book
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140514422/026-0167923-5198819

a fantastic source for pedantry of all kinds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I thank you.
You have just spent more of my money.
(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Ooh. Will purchase.
My old copy of English Usage for Journalists doesn't even mention the Hanging/hung thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# ...
Hanged is the past-tense and past-participle form of the verb hang meaning "to execute." The convict was hanged.

See... if it's suicide it don't count.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# That does make sense.
Although the world's media doesn't seem to
know about the distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# I suppose...
...although technically wrong, it has now become the generally accepted form.

Language doesn't stay static after all - in a few years time we'll all be talking in txt and vowels will be entirely redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Here's one of Des' holiday snaps to warm everyone up*

Christ it's cold here today....



*if you happen to be in a part of the world where you don't need warming up - I do work for food, just send me an address and plane tickets....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# It's freezing here too
Strange how when I walk to the end of my office there "The Management" sits, it seems almost tropical.


I do work for money. Preferably lots of it too.
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# People here in Milan
are always cold. I'm the only person here who doesn't wear a coat 24 hours a day
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Picture discovered in prison mailbag

Woof! Woof! God I must be nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Too desperate
really.
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I
would
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Now you've seen his penfriend you understand why Dr Shipman
topped himself
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha,
I read about that.

Wish I'd thought of it earlier, but I had an idea for a fun flash game.

Supporters of Premiership teams other than Man Utd must have been a bit miffed by all the free publicity Man U got during the Huntley trial. So I thought it would have been nice to make a flash game where you could dress Holly and Jessica up in the strips of any other Premiership team just for fairness.

Sadly it's not so topical now. And I don't know a thing about flash. Still if someone else wants to have a bash, feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# I'm so glad you don't know flash
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# fnurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Who is she?
Have you got her number?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Thats
Natasha!! I know her..
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] After they moved the news....


trev had to find new work...
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Animal paranoia #2: Cows do not have the benefit of snopes.com


Animal paranoia #1
(dognutz, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Sarah Green is
made of people!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i diddnt know cows
could read each others thoughts
(Leroy_slade, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Crikey
That's a bit harsh. But very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# That's a bit much!
But woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# The sad statistics of snowlove
His bit on the side was very pretty. Poor lass.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Somehow
I find the suggestion of a cartoon Snowoman being "pretty" to be marginally disturbing
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Hmm,
that's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Dead Kellogs
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# ARF!
woo!
(8-Ball, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# "Hurry up then", replies Shipman,
"I'm running out of patients."
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# been done about a year ago me thinks
but woo anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Yeh
it was me. It's repost because i'm a lazy fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Top
punning
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# You kids...
Add speech bubbles and put her text at the top of the page and his at the bottom... will lead to a muchly improved pic :)

*First rule of comic books, people read left to right, top to bottom, so the person talking first should have their speech bubble at the top left of the frame* :) (yup, I'm that bored!)
(Markp, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I'm affraid
that the technology is far to basic and the skills far to inadequate, but i thank you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# oh dear
I wish I didn't find that funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# 'ray, my server's up and running again!
(Dr Frank, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# fantastic
i am liking that muchly. was it margaret thatcher into whom sir trevor implanted his seed, to spawn little ronald?
(augustus_pablo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# That's frothy.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# mmmmm
beer and women, heaven I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# SFW?
/edit ah well who cares off out for a ;¬)-~
(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# YEAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Mother!
Stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# may i have your mothers number?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Only if you'll be my new daddy.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# certainly son.
you go and tidy your room, while i 'talk' to your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Bastard.
I hate you!

*flaps arms, strops off*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# ill give you youre pocket money when we...err, when you finish.
ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# No,
But I'll go out if you buy me some fags and a bottle of cider.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# thats my boy!
run a long, little fella, have some condoms, we dont want you catching anything unsociable now do we...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# are the words "mummy" and "daddy" coming back in as cool?
just a random question
and possible TJ
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# cooler than pops and mom
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# anything is cooler
than americanisms

except perhaps being bummed
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# its a bit like
willy and bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# such brilliant words
why are they not used in b3ta anymore?
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i dont know, i guess itll come back around.
words like that are so charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# true, and yet
also kind of gigglemaking
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# arrrgghh!
I HATE the way they spell mom.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# that's
cause they're not british
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Does this mean that
spotty teanagers now dring alchodaddys?

/groans on your behalf
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# panda daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# daddy tart
That sounds strangly familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# A.K.A = baby sitter
'pringles- once you daddy, you cant stop!'

/strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Good morning
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# aargghle
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaar
ha ha ha I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Found my old speccy last night


anyone remember that game "Advanced Head surgery"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Did it crash?
(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# that is very clever
that is. Woo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# He'll have your nuts off!
(Midas, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe
rusty blade too.

yay for nut gags ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# nut gags?
extreme teabagging?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Yeah
but he'd lose them in a matter of minutes
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# RUN CLIVE, RUUUUUNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# That am woo
Board's moving fast today. I'm already at the bottom of the pile...

/edit gone now
(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe
is that neil jenkins? his ears are big enough - and he's ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Fluffiest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# hoooraaaahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# *ftps*
*spams*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# woo!
merci
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# lovely
that'll kill a good few minutes, while I wait for work to trouble on my conscience
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# *cough*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# crivens!
clive - have you been on the catnip again?!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# excellent!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Yaay!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# How
did you come up with that.... you must have lots of houmus.
(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# It just came to me
whilst i was in uni.
I spent 15 minutes wondering why i hadnt thought of it earlier before i got to work on it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Not seen that before.
Is it new, or am I?

(tis woo)
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# you
are. (well - it isn't anyway ;)) - the full screen effect is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
#
*cough*link *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# damn you
that image doesn't scroll! - you cheat... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Cockalorum
now in geostationary orbit.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Much talent
is evident
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Go Clive, Go
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Flumps!
Yay
(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i am
so fecking loving that
blinking magic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# fanty stickerooni
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# The more I look at that
the funnier it gets!
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# This MUST be front paged
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I second that motion
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# That is the best thing
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Timely re-post


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman shipman
murder! murder!

(oh! it's the cops! uh-oh, it's the cops!)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# A flash video like that
would be ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# I like that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Udderpants
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# cow-man-woman-penis!
run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Thank you very much
the first thing I see on b3ta is.... is.... THAT!

*barf*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# No.
not allowed.

urrrgh.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i'm not drinking milk today!
*100% fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Seeing as serial murder is vogue today


Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Argh!
The pun!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# its
proper, i tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# that doesn't
even warrant a groan. marvellous
(augustus_pablo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# haha
haha!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I've only just
worked it out!!!

And now my brain hurts!

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
#
still struggling here
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
#
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Hannibal
isn't part of the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
silence of the amps is the best I can come up with
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Just say what you see.
Although, Silence Of The Amps is probably better...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# That is truly
punnage tastic
(Hugh Jass, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
#
bose lecter
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
#
grooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

WHY OH WHY HAVE I WASTED 9 MINUTES OF MY LIFE?

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
#
reeee wind
(cybo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Yup...
not getting it here either... come on someone, spill the beans :)
(Markp, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# *Parp*
(how does that help?)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Farmer Jesse's cruel names pointed to the inevitable,
but in spite of all the signs being there, Daisy and her friends never did get the joke...
(dognutz, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Woo
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Woo
we always refer to the whole lamb in the freezer as Larry. I find it really upsets the children to say "Do you fancy some of Larry today - he's very delicious?"
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# I love the fact
you have a whole lamb in your freezer
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I think
he meant "whale limb"
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Do whales have
limbs? Do those flippers count?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I don't see why not,
it's not like they have calculators
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# He
is delicious
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Whole lamb?






I get the feeling I may regret asking that question... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Yes
I have a very, very big freezer in my cellar - in fact the "Fred West" Memorial Cellar
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
So you'll help if I ever need to store any "special stuff"?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I might need to move some of the other bodies
into the other freezer.

I also have an original victorian "meat slab" too in there. Handy for those moments when you need to cut meat up......
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# You don't
own a pig farm too do you?

*gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Why yes
how did you know?

Our pigs are the finest fed pigs in all of Yorkshire. Everyone likes the taste of our pork....
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# we used to go
to my mum's boss house to feed his lambs. Then we'd go for a barbeque in the summer and after we'd eaten he proudly told exactly which adorable lamb we had eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Excellent
And you know why it tasted so good too
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# woo arrr!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# excuse: topical
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I likey
edit: good point well made about ascii art... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# good, good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# thought about it
and didn't want to be responsible about unleashing hell on earth (or at least b3ta)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# bloody nosy old ladies
trying to listen to the couple in the downstairs flat shagging.

This country...
(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# The aspirin
is her semi-imaginary friend. They go everywhere together.
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# the little minx
i bet they have imaginary tea parties too
(ozric99, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Have I Got Noose for You
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# hehe
sick sick sick
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Do you think they'll
get on with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# did you ever see
the "Harold and Fred: They Make Ladies Dead" cartoon strip in Viz? It's in the latest annual if you didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# does he fake an orgasm
or somebody's will? Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Awww, lovely.
Aimless googling after seeing Rogan's top post below turned up this beauty:
www.ifindyourlackoffaithdisturbing.net/

Works best with sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I so didn't expect that to be a real
link
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I love the internet.
No flash on my crappy computer, but: www.thatsnomoon.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# erk!
*grasps throat*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Fantastic!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Ahh, Britain
Opposing the death sentence since the 1950's.
Providing jails completely unable to provide security to prisoners since 1875.

I mean, you might as well allow the Trisha audience to kick convicted murderers to death nowadays. Once they're inside, they have a life expectancy of about 1/250th of their sentence.

Bah.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Gives them better odds
than anyone going into hospital, though
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I wonder if they were Daily Mail readers
and became convinced by their own rhetoric.
"I should be strung up, it's the only language I understand."
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)

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