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this got mindpissed earlier.........so here you go

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Dill, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)

baaaa appears to be holding some kind of iliteracy contest

clicky who is this guy anyway?

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

What the hell is that forum all about?

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

it's a forum about nothing in particular

aka 'i want a place where I can be admin'

(1, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)

I beleive One is correct

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Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU THE FUCKING QUEEN

;-) Only kiddin. I'm off home now. Have a goodun one and all.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

I've been struggling to find out

Apparently he will counter any insult with another ultimately lame insult. I put that he likes to lick his grandad's osculum. That should confuse him. I don't think there's an answer to that one either

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)

How about

"I know you do, but what about me?"

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

Oh fuck

I'd not thought of that.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

i think that YOU like to lick your grandfathers osculum!

if it works for ten year olds, it works for me

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

but I do

it tastes just like pork scratchings

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)

god i could go for some pork scratchings right now

mmmm.....

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)

Some of the posts on there are so crap they're funny

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

I think his official title

is quarter-witted spamming swab-jockey
he lives in the ignore box

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

yay

i've joined under the witty name of 'spazbocuntyminge'

i r l33t n0\/\/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)

I just saw

welldone we have a response

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

hah hah hah!

got booted after 3 messages!

what a spazzy fool!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

*cough*poorly shopped bandwagon*cough*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

right

famous painting and all, but why is it so famous? it's just some old fellas with a pointy stick? i hate art sometimes

/drunk

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)

seconded

but at least it's better than that square of blue plastic in the Tate Modern

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)

shhhh

son't diss the square too loudly or THEY'll hear you!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)

i once performed in the tate britain (musically, keep your jokes to yourself)

does that make me art?

edit: went to the modern a while back. that weather thing is fucking tops.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

I once performed in the millennium dome

musically. It's rubbish there.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

It's famous because it's the most erotic painting ever

in the trees at the back the most depreaved sexual acts are being performed in a giagantic orgy.
Unfortunately the house is in the way of the view

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)

yes, I have the video if anyone wants a lend of it

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)

i personally

have never seen it or heard of it except on b3ta

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

i have seen it on the tellybox before

can't remember what it's called though. Man And Woman With Pointy Pronged Thing would be a good guess.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)

American Gothic

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)

The guy

is the artists's dentist and woman is his wife.

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

Well done for reading a quality Sunday.

woman is the artists sister.

www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/pages/MOD_5.shtml

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)

exorcist, with bunnies

www.angryalien.com/

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)

exorcist: good

bunnies: FUCKING BRILLIANT!

overall rating: FUCKING BRILLIANT!

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

What he said.

That should be in the newsletter.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

"This page cannot be displayed"

...

much like my love life, it's "404"

*sigh*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

if you refer to your love life in terms

of webserver response codes, you should be able to understand the problem. ;-)

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)

I didn't say

I didn't understand why...

just said it was sad.

Actually, I have this one bird who won't leave me the FUCK alone. It's annoying!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

how's this for a bad love story

I am the quizmaster for the best pub quiz in town. lots of young university fillies come down and have a jolly good time. one stays behind after the quiz, we go out for a drink, she tells me she is a dance student and asks "would you like me to dance for you" i say "oh yes" she then grabs my leg twice and asks if i like that "oh yes" say I. then i go home. on my own. god i'm a dick sometimes.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)

402?

Or maybe 405?
Or even 411?

You've hit on a world of possibilities here.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

403 usually.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)

Unfortunate

I got 417 last time.
Followed by a 301.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)

then 303

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

Nice one

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

this is better when reading

www.cknow.com/ckinfo/def_h/httpreturncodes.shtml

but 417 doesn't seem to exist

(1, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

417:

Expectation Failed

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

It does in the rfc ;-)

www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2616.txt

Doesn't mean anyone uses it.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

oh dear

it just froze my browser :(

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

WHOA!

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)

one word

thatsfookingfantasticwooyaytoyousir

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)

that

am fuggin marvin louse

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)

that is amazing

it would make more sense if i'd seen the exorcist . . . still funny though

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)

*tries to post between laughter*

*manages...just*

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

everything sudenly falls

into place

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95778132, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

fantastic!!!!!!

I love the voices the most, the girls is perfect! I like it when shes going nuts on the bed

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

...

(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)

that made me laugh

in audible fashion

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

hhmm

very nice pixellation. like it.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

got a chuckle from me

well, actually, one of those quick short breaths out that isn't quite a snigger, not quite a groan. 5 out of ten.
edit: upon re-inspection, the use of grammar in the first pic is extremely funny. well done.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)

you mother fuck

where did you go? I never got to see what you did with my RON RON RON RON etc ;-)

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)

that was about a year ago

I've been looking for you since. My curiosity drove me mad. I thought maybe you'd created a site with a load of b3tans making prats of themselves for everyones amusement.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)

he's done it again hasn't he?!!

bladdy nora!

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)

oh wow

i forgot all about that. turns out the guy whos software i was using didn't work properly and i just gave up. sorry. just imagine lots of pictures of ron atkinson in quick succession and thats about it. god i hate flash and all that gubbinz.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)

WHAT?

I've been waiting a fucking year for THAT? that in itself is actually quite funny.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)

i'm laughing right now

i don't know what at though

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

neither do I

I just keep doing it and rocking backwards and forwards.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)

how rare....

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)

I read that as

"I DEMAND YOU STICK THE LASER TO MY 3 TESTICLES"...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

all hail Testicles

Ruler of the underpantsworld!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)

Just testing to see if my new site allows linking...

Did it work?

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)

hosting yes

joke not really

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)

hahahaha

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)

Geni-Arse

(Cockfosters!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

Did it a while ago.

Wasn't meant to be funny, but I had nothing else...Didn't see any point in wasting space by pearoasting.

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)

yes,

yes it did. odd pic

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiissssssssstttttttteeerrrrrr

aaaaannnnnnnndddddeeeeerrrrssssoooonnnnnnnn

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

Threadjack

Does anyone know any free sites other than MSN Groups that allow hotlinking?
Ta mucho.

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)

The one I'm now using

1asphost
It gives you 100 megabytes of free space, and evidently allows hotlinking.

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)

thanks

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

holy crap

one word. wow.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

That's

why I hoped it allowed hotlinking...

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

First Post

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)

hmmm

Pavlov would be proud, if a little confused :D

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)

Fucking Pavlov

I hate psychology

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)

only because you always fail the tests

;-)

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)

woo, thats great!

/never leave etc

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

Huzzah for Izzardian thoughts!

Welcome - you'll never leave etc...

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

Arf!!

How woo! And welcome.

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

definitely some kind of

socratic argument type stuff going on here. deserved of a woo i think

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)

Eddie would be proud.

edit: but the quote is "cat fucks off".

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)

Eddie Hitler?

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)

It's a joke from one of Eddie Izzard's videos.

Well executed though.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)

ahh

i'll watch the three i have an analyise

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)

It's either Definite Article or Glorious

I *think* it's Glorious.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

Pavlov turns Welsh half way through...

'Like being Welsh, so will continue in this fashion...'

And the cat is a bit more sneaky - 'Day x - I try to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries!

Day xx - I ring bell, but cat puts paw on bell so it only makes a 'thunk' sound...'

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)

i *know*

it's glorious

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atomboy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)

Noah as Sean Connery and God as James Mason...

Utter utter wonderosity.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)

that video is 7 years old this year.

where. the. fuck. is. my. life. going.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)

The way of Time's Arrow

Sort of, /me points

...That way.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)

they say time flys when you're having fun..

so I suppose that's a good thing. Teenage years drag like a dead antelope behind a moped. Then it gets good.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)

woo yay!

like it. like it a lot.

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)

Welcome aboard

sailor

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)

haha

welcome and all that

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)

Day 4: Dog rings bell. I eat Cat.

woo yay and welcome aboard.

(yakmonkey, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)

noice

first post

(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)

welcome!

nice style :)

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amaryllis, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)

been well accepted here in wales

heh heh eddy izzard rocks

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)

A bit potty

CHEERS !

(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)

haha!

woo! yay!
is that Svenno's father on the right?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)

look at those fingers!

i like that i do.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)

What do expect?

They're all inbred.
/hides

Most woosome pic.

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)

the cheeky bastards

put the finger in and removed his tag.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)

ooops

hehehe

(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)

grooooooooaann!

*spots tag*

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

Woo!

charles only has 3 fingers...

(Gene Starwind, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

i can see seven

muppet

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)

inbreeding.

*or*

a Simpson.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)

I beat you :P

By two whole minutes

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)

its true i saw happen !!

i did.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)

ah.. didn't see that.

great minds luv.

"Ah so you're a plumber. What on Earth is that?"

/Izzard

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

Teehee

Indeed

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)

woo!

great taggage also

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

Liking that, have my new Woo thingy

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)

tagtastic

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)

heard someone

mention your tags last night. and i have to say. thats a good one.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)

I believe it's not necessary to

say thanks

but thanks anyway !

(Sigma5, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)

...

flash version

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)

ooh i say

that's rather odd

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)

some quality

b3ta shoppage on my site.

i posted it today and got some good responses

www.photoshopChallenge.com

(phantomboner, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)

wont load

for me

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)

should do!

i just tried that link.

try again?

(phantomboner, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)

still no look

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)

anyone else

having troubles?

you using a rare browser or something?

(phantomboner, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)

I use opera

but it should still do something

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

tis strange

i like it

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)

Arf

Spiffing site you have there

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)

most woo

and eugh.

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souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)

Perculiar.

But Woorthy. :)

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)

How lovely

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)

Dont blame me

i didnt realise what i ws making till halfway through.
I only opened flash to animate a wiggly line.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)

Phwar.

Stick vagina.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)

how

squildo grapish

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)

hehe

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)

*Running away*

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

Bagsi not picking this one

(smoglane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)

AAAAARGH

THAT REALLY HURTS!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME AND PICK YOU OFF YOUR BRANCH?!?

/blessed

Woo!

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)

evenin.

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souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

delete the last one >_<

(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

my browser spazzed up sorry.

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souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)

no harm done

(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)

ning of the eve to you

and a fabularse piccy to boot

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)

evening matey.

mmm board is slow as a slow thing and seems someonewhat jiggered.

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souljah, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)

i've just done

my first animated woo! but it's 361kbs. any ideas how to shrink it.
edit: for some reason my msn group will not let you look at it. Sorry

(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

i'm not

authorized

(Armer Farmer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

403

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

the linky

it is unworking

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

fewl, make it public

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

i tried that

it still won't let you

(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)

ukdragon is your friend

Clickety

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)

this might sound

dumb but make sure you have copied ALL the URL in. look at the pic on your MSN page, right click and properties.
make sure u highlight all the url. they are way long on MSN. tis the mistake i made with my 1st woo last night.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)

and

chop the end of the URL off after the filename, from the question mark onwards or people can't cache it and it'll reload every time someone refreshes the board.

i.e.
HFS983H10yourfilename.jpg[-from here-]?F89D720D9[off]

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)

Not really a repost...my new website, now with added domain name.

What mood is the Internet in?

Also now with added guestbook and a figure telling you how much happier/sadder/indifferent the Internet is from the last time you checked.

Cheers.

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)

is that real?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

Yep...

I've put the rules in the More Detail page...

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

that is fucking genius!

i salute you sir!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)

Hmmm cool idea

should words like 'high' 'gay' 'content' 'low' 'light' and 'down' be included given they have other definitions?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)

and "Blessed"

I'll bet most of those point back to this site but in the Brian sense, probably used in a cheerful light though...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)

yay!

what a cheerful place to be!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)

that

sir is most excellent

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)

Excellent - now do a "What mood is the world in?"

that searches the newsfeeds.

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)

o_0

You'll have to give me a while on that one...

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)

yay ... internet for its own sake

(although I think words like "blue" and "gay" will skew it as most of the time they'll be used with a different intention)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)

I thought about discounting those....

....but you've got to have rules.

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)

bah!

this is the anarchyweb ... roolz is for foolz

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)

Putting the word "content"

under Happy must cause some false positives in that category.

edit: and "gay".

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)

Yeah but....

...I needed some base to start from. The use of dictionary.com seemed as good a place as any.

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)

But surely you could have just omitted such an ambiguous word

during the process of compiling the script? It can't be hard to just not put it in the list. Or to remove it at any stage.

I mean, great idea and everything . . .

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)

Yeah I could take it out right now...

...but rules are rules.

I suppose I could introduce a new rule saying that any word with a blatant double or triple meaning is excluded...

edit: If anyone wants to list the words they think should be taken out in the forum over there I'd be much obliged. *doffs cap*

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)

Ideally, what you need is to separate words from their homographs.

Like with "content", you need to catch "am content", "is content", "be content", etc. and not "the content" or ">content<" (so's to avoid hyperlinks called "content"). Not perfect, but if done thoroughly it could be significantly more accurate.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)

Now that's an idea...

...I just tried removing said 'ambiguous' words and to be honest you could go on all day arguing the toss. I think adding key words like 'am' to 'content' is the way forward.

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superbabyproject, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

i'm certain

that the Blessed has to have been greatly enhanced by the Brian count

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atomboy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

Look out

for words prefixed by "not".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)

Frodo's magic shirt

i'm off

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

Fantastic ...

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)

don't get it

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)

He's wearing a b3ta t-shirt

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

sorry

if you haven't seen LOTR then it won't make much sense.

I hope you're enjoying Mario Kart btw - the SNES version is still the best

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

'tis indeed the best

and it's so much more fun on the real thing than the emulator

FACT

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

100% fact

It has the best battle stages and the best music as well

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

seconded

I've played on my snes every week since i bought it in '92*

*a rough guess at the year

(generalname, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

i have an old-school nintendo...

am now re-addicted to tetris and duck-hunt

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

jack

pluke.no-ip.com/cgi-bin/retrocrawler/index.cgi the now defunct daddy of all websites

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)

I got a 48k spectrum

for my birthday.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)

So did I!!!!!

20 years ago.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)

it didn'te occur to me

That he might not get the LOTR part of it.
Goddamn that film for its utter ubiquity in my brain.

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

I get the LOTR bit I think

mithril shirt or something?

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)

yep

but in this version it's a b3ta t-shirt. I know it's not great but it's all there is :-)

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)

ET?

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valley, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

That,

is pure class!

(Psychotic Mongoose, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

Egg burgers are destroying Great Briton.

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(majorhangage, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)

britain,

dick

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Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

no no no

You can't spell

(majorhangage, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

and

your all gay

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)

I assume you were referring to Brian Blessed then

The Greatest Briton.

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)

are you saying briton isn't great?

;-) what the fuck is that post about anyway. I feel like a confused old man coming back here after a long time away.

What the hell is everyone going on about?

I can't fucking hummus.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

Wheres my pills?

Get off my lawn!

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)

Are those my feet?

where my slippers. ARG

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

ngnnnnnhgg?

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

asdf fd......

I never could remember the rest of that

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)

I'm going to beat you

with a meat tenderizer

edit: Ignored!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

YOU!

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BAAA?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

and dictionaries

by the looks of it.

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djol, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)

Great Briton? Destroy?

But those in that partcular top ten are all dead or rotted beyond a point of recognition...

www.bbc.co.uk/history/programmes/greatbritons.shtml

A pointless task methinks, to destroy what no longer exists...

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

So, realised that everyone was ignoring you when you were baaa ?

A change of name's hardly going to stop anything.
*ignore mode on*

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

Pearoast from this morning

(Armer Farmer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)

this ning?

I thought I saw it last night

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)

ning for me

(Armer Farmer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)

Did they get it from Agnes?

Tom Lehrer did.

(Astatine, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seamless:
Been done before:
That's not photoshopped:
*Insert sarcasm/jibe here.

But i had to. Sorry

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theWooinator, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)

thats pretty woo

but i'm sure thats a scene from superman 1 with the new bloke from smallville's head.

BTW : Woo smallville on tonight!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)

SOrry foof...

I was going to make it all nicey-nice.. but then I say the whole "seamless" thing and it made me laugh.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)

seamless

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)

*gives sticky label .05¢ American*

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)

yes, on a thursday but only when the penguines sing

the hokey cokey. What?

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)

what was that error you got?

try submitting again

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)

hahaha

yay! maybe i'll dye it blue, bestestest friend....^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)

Get Furtive

shaved into the back.

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)

Do it now!

whilst you can! Because when you join the working force in their VFPs you will not have the opportunity.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)

VFPs

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)

Veal Fattening Pens

Cubicles

Ref: "Generation X"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

hmmmm...

valid point. i would get fired if i died my hair blue...maybe that isn't the best idea right now...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:29, archived)

Make it so...

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)

Danish actor

he played bondo in the kingdom, didn't he?

(Smiling Naked Toad is in a sexy mood, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)

(Capt'n Fabulous, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)

TJ again

I'm sorry to be pushy, but this is becoming quite urgent now!

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Bloody Student, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)

try google

image search is wonderful

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)

thanks

surprisingly sparce though. there was a gallery site that i signed up to then forgot the url, and indeed the name, that was wonderful!!

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Bloody Student, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)

Search for the post with this by typing in words or phrases that would likely have appeared in the thread.

I don't suppose this is the one?

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)

Oh ...

Here it is: www.b3ta.com/board/2832698

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

*does a little thank you dance*

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Bloody Student, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)

Sick and funny

brilliant

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)

that's no bomb...

but he does appear to be raping a chicken.

Woo.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Splendid.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)

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