

The honking cars endeavour to break free,
The dayshift homeward grind their weary way,
And leave the world to darkness and to me.
previously

I'm bloody drunk, and getting worse with the botttle of absinthe in my hand.
Come playeth Isketch in the b3tans room.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02,
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Come playeth Isketch in the b3tans room.

it absynthe that Van Gogh wa drinking before he cut his ear off?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:06,
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They can't sell it with Wormwood extract in it.
Or maybe they can now, please feel free to correct me if Im wrong.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08,
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Or maybe they can now, please feel free to correct me if Im wrong.

it's still not the most pleasant of drinks, and possibly the worst hangover ever
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12,
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from my mate when he came back from Prague, it tasted like drinking burning lava.
I didn't go mad though, and I'm planning on getting more when I go myself next month.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:15,
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I didn't go mad though, and I'm planning on getting more when I go myself next month.

i meant to say:
they don't make the kind that sends you mental anymore. just like coca cola doesn't have the bits which turn you into an advertising executive
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:17,
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they don't make the kind that sends you mental anymore. just like coca cola doesn't have the bits which turn you into an advertising executive

I'll save my cash for whores and caseloads of cheap fags then.
Ho hum.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19,
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Ho hum.

i love isketch
miaow mix, miaow mix, please deliver
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miaow mix, miaow mix, please deliver
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Now with lemon fresh feeling.

an the single thing that annoyed me most was the really really REALLY fat people who would order a suprsized meal and then say "oh no, best make that a diet coke"
and i only swore at them once for doing so... i felt ever so restrained
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and i only swore at them once for doing so... i felt ever so restrained

and put on 2 stone! i really dont like that place, though the food is very nice
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07,
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the food is worse than cat food. and i've had some bad cat food in my time
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08,
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because big meals are good, and diet drinks don't make one's teeth feel furry afterwards
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and nearly got fired for it?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:09,
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what has happened to the search thingy its been odd for days hasn't it?
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Nothing amuses me like a creepy disembodied head.

she would look a little bit like that, only chubbier
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March 6 2004
I was stumbling through Wood Green, trying to pretend I was somewhere more pleasant, like Baghdad. A pretty, bespectacled young lady approached me.
"I can't help but notice that you are smoking Marlboro Lights," she giggled.
"So?" I replied.
"I am also smoking Marlboro Lights," she said. "Don't you think that's unusual?"
"Not really," I said (honestly)
"You have very soulful eyes," she said, peering closer. I could feel her fragrant breath upon my face.
"I'm wearing contact lenses. I have almost no soul."
"I find you very attractive", she continued. "Can I make love to you?"
"Ok. I suppose so," I said.
We returned to my hovel and had perfunctory sex. She gasped in pleasure and writhed at my every indifferent touch. Afterwards, she said the experience had been the highlight of her life.
I suppose some men are just gifted.
(and here is a picture:

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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58,
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I was stumbling through Wood Green, trying to pretend I was somewhere more pleasant, like Baghdad. A pretty, bespectacled young lady approached me.
"I can't help but notice that you are smoking Marlboro Lights," she giggled.
"So?" I replied.
"I am also smoking Marlboro Lights," she said. "Don't you think that's unusual?"
"Not really," I said (honestly)
"You have very soulful eyes," she said, peering closer. I could feel her fragrant breath upon my face.
"I'm wearing contact lenses. I have almost no soul."
"I find you very attractive", she continued. "Can I make love to you?"
"Ok. I suppose so," I said.
We returned to my hovel and had perfunctory sex. She gasped in pleasure and writhed at my every indifferent touch. Afterwards, she said the experience had been the highlight of her life.
I suppose some men are just gifted.
(and here is a picture:


FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59,
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FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
evening sir
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00,
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evening sir

erm.. well... not sure that makes sense
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01,
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but still functioning which is rare for me on a monday evening
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03,
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where've you been hiding? or have i just been away from the screen too long?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11,
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a bit like an x-rated 'Take on me video'
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01,
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if this is the sort of thing that happens!
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04,
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It is fiction and perhaps fact. You are a good person.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05,
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we're going to need proof. bonified.
like a picture with you and said strumpet.
*prepares to fwap furiously*
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14,
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like a picture with you and said strumpet.
*prepares to fwap furiously*

I like the story and the picture. I hope that's what you wanted...
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16,
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I fear what may come next
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59,
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If you want a new window hold down shift. Opening new windows when not asked to is the very spawn of satan.
EDIT: see point 2
www.useit.com/alertbox/990530.html
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01,
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EDIT: see point 2
www.useit.com/alertbox/990530.html

Of course, if you use a decent browser you can set permissions to control what pages can and can't do, and you'll never have to work yourself up into a psychotic red haze over unnecessary windows ever again...
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Unless I hold shift.
This is as the good Lord intended.
Or at least Tim Burners-Lee.
edit: edited to make it roll off the tounge. Poetry init.
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This is as the good Lord intended.
Or at least Tim Burners-Lee.
edit: edited to make it roll off the tounge. Poetry init.

a bloody corpse!
or the strangest wax-work exhibition of all time
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01,
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or the strangest wax-work exhibition of all time

what's to get?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01,
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oh wait, i love that show
carry on
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03,
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carry on

tell me how

this is possible, ive cut them out and had them on the floor and still its not right
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:52,
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this is possible, ive cut them out and had them on the floor and still its not right

you're looking at the squares, you should be looking at the bits that don't fill an entire square
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:53,
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the diagonal line they make isn't straight. It bulges out just enough to make up for the missing square below.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54,
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but they're not actually the same triangles.
Oh yes - what Norumbegan said.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:56,
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Oh yes - what Norumbegan said.

Still always amazes me:
www.optillusions.com/dp/1-67.htm
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57,
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www.optillusions.com/dp/1-67.htm

loaded that into photoshop to check.
the mind boggles....
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12,
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the mind boggles....

they are actually pentagons is disguise
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59,
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thats in that ruddy mystery of time and space game, which annoyed the hell out of me. never could do it.
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as it has only one leg, its name can only have one syllable.
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but a good start keep up the good work
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45,
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or is it a patent leather hippoktten?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:48,
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but now i understand.
though, it looks like it's wearing a mask rather than actually having the head of a kitten... scary.
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though, it looks like it's wearing a mask rather than actually having the head of a kitten... scary.

They'll report you to the police if you try to plug them into the mains.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45,
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and pop them in the microwave... hours of fun.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47,
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I wonder if next door would mind if I borrowed their baby ?
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49,
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The smoke tends to linger on the furniture.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51,
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to put a baby into a modern microwave, tinfoil or no tinfoil.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51,
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An old wind up telephone.... gets a good current going anytime anyplace anywhere....
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:50,
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so you can turn the baby-eyelights on and off.
not so you can throw baby-eyelight raves.
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:46,
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not so you can throw baby-eyelight raves.

That thing gave me nightmares when I saw it in the Exorsist!!!
Now it's wooorrrssseeeee!
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Now it's wooorrrssseeeee!

he's just a love machine
and he wont work for noboby but you
whoa oo aa whoa yea

what kind of poo is that
it's not a real poo unless you can read an entire book of lord of the rings and/or a bananaman comic book before you have to wipe
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:43,
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it's not a real poo unless you can read an entire book of lord of the rings and/or a bananaman comic book before you have to wipe

thats the last pic i'm gonna see b4 i go to bed... night, night all
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:37,
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'cos I'm having trouble.

(Saw Yo La Tengo last night...that MIGHT explain my insanity.)
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Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:31,
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(Saw Yo La Tengo last night...that MIGHT explain my insanity.)
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