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# The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,

The honking cars endeavour to break free,
The dayshift homeward grind their weary way,
And leave the world to darkness and to me.

previously
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# hooray!
orking monster rabbit!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Hehe . .
Woo :¬)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# that's very very woo
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# poetic
woo!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# People people...
I'm bloody drunk, and getting worse with the botttle of absinthe in my hand.

Come playeth Isketch in the b3tans room.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I would
but I think my eye is about to fall out
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# I've
heard absinthe has psychadelic properties.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# not the export stuff
(in my experience)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# isn't
it absynthe that Van Gogh wa drinking before he cut his ear off?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# so I
hear
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Not in this country.
They can't sell it with Wormwood extract in it.

Or maybe they can now, please feel free to correct me if Im wrong.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# there's nothing stopping you adding your own
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# they take out the bit that makes you go psycho
it's still not the most pleasant of drinks, and possibly the worst hangover ever
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I got a proper bottle
from my mate when he came back from Prague, it tasted like drinking burning lava.

I didn't go mad though, and I'm planning on getting more when I go myself next month.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# i've got some from prague
i meant to say:

they don't make the kind that sends you mental anymore. just like coca cola doesn't have the bits which turn you into an advertising executive
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Damned it.
I'll save my cash for whores and caseloads of cheap fags then.

Ho hum.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)
# i love absinth
i love isketch
miaow mix, miaow mix, please deliver
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# fun game`
is this

beatin u all
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Diet Coke! Now you can do it all day, you'll NEVER gain weight!
Diet Coke
Now with lemon fresh feeling.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# I think diet "coke"
would actually make you lose weight.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# unless...
you are forcefed weetabix and booze...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# i used to workin a macdonalds
an the single thing that annoyed me most was the really really REALLY fat people who would order a suprsized meal and then say "oh no, best make that a diet coke"

and i only swore at them once for doing so... i felt ever so restrained
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# my mate has worked in macdonalds since last summer
and put on 2 stone! i really dont like that place, though the food is very nice
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i think
the food is worse than cat food. and i've had some bad cat food in my time
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# i always do that in fooderies
because big meals are good, and diet drinks don't make one's teeth feel furry afterwards
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# were you the person i called a fat fuck
and nearly got fired for it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# would it give you
a disembodied floating head?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# oh
yes!

or it makes your body tiny and float behind you...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# by the way
what has happened to the search thingy its been odd for days hasn't it?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# is this on?
is this thing on?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# have some more
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# For my friends b-day

Nothing amuses me like a creepy disembodied head.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# reminds me of the random singing telegram in Brazil
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# eek!
hope she doesn't look like that.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# i think if lisa riley lost a million stone
she would look a little bit like that, only chubbier
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# you must really
hate your friend.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Leopard seal.

click it to big it
others found here
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# wooooooo
and a yay
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Give generously
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# arf
that tickled me
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# very silly
woo! yay!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# More crap from my journal:
March 6 2004

I was stumbling through Wood Green, trying to pretend I was somewhere more pleasant, like Baghdad. A pretty, bespectacled young lady approached me.

"I can't help but notice that you are smoking Marlboro Lights," she giggled.

"So?" I replied.

"I am also smoking Marlboro Lights," she said. "Don't you think that's unusual?"

"Not really," I said (honestly)

"You have very soulful eyes," she said, peering closer. I could feel her fragrant breath upon my face.

"I'm wearing contact lenses. I have almost no soul."

"I find you very attractive", she continued. "Can I make love to you?"

"Ok. I suppose so," I said.

We returned to my hovel and had perfunctory sex. She gasped in pleasure and writhed at my every indifferent touch. Afterwards, she said the experience had been the highlight of her life.

I suppose some men are just gifted.

(and here is a picture:




(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# SHE'S ONLY GOT THREEE FINGERS!!!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# And with that
Its good night from me.


(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# argh
FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

evening sir
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# and evening to your good self as
erm.. well... not sure that makes sense
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# no i'm good and yourself?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# tired
but still functioning which is rare for me on a monday evening
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# butt in on this conversation?
don't mind if i doooo!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:08, archived)
# and an exceptionaly
large, square ear!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# hey you!
where've you been hiding? or have i just been away from the screen too long?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# oh bless you.
shall we have a whip'round for a whore?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# I think b3ta has just become an involuntary blog adopter.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# you had sex with a drawing?
a bit like an x-rated 'Take on me video'
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# you should go out walking more often
if this is the sort of thing that happens!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Hello snarf
It is fiction and perhaps fact. You are a good person.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# ta!

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# I think next time
we're going to need proof. bonified.


like a picture with you and said strumpet.

*prepares to fwap furiously*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# haha
I like the story and the picture. I hope that's what you wanted...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# I, my friends
have found photoshop gold.
click
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# extraordinary
*speechless*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# you're a bit late for the zombie challenge
I fear what may come next
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# <a href = "http://bla.com" target ="_blank">
please :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# NO!
If you want a new window hold down shift. Opening new windows when not asked to is the very spawn of satan.

EDIT: see point 2

www.useit.com/alertbox/990530.html
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# agreed
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# The board does it automatically.
Of course, if you use a decent browser you can set permissions to control what pages can and can't do, and you'll never have to work yourself up into a psychotic red haze over unnecessary windows ever again...
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Links open up in the same window for me.
Unless I hold shift.
This is as the good Lord intended.
Or at least Tim Burners-Lee.







edit: edited to make it roll off the tounge. Poetry init.

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Nice poem.
I'm off to bed.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# it's a bloody corpse, woman!
a bloody corpse!

or the strangest wax-work exhibition of all time
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# oh
I didn't actually wait for it to load
That'll teach me
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# It's a wax work?
*stops wanking*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# *re-adjusts spectacles*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# some loon has put their granny's funeral on the net
what's to get?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# GPWM
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)
# bloody hell
*imagines smell*

*vomits*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# hehe
im gonna be up all night with this stuff... :-D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# heheheheh
that was the purpose.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# its all getting a bit too six feet under
oh wait, i love that show

carry on
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# You mean like this?

edit: slightly better.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# L : - D
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE
tell me how

this is possible, ive cut them out and had them on the floor and still its not right
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# it's not a perfect triangle
it's a quadrilateral
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# It just is
you're looking at the squares, you should be looking at the bits that don't fill an entire square
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# It's because the two triangles
Have subtley different slopes.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# when you rearrange the two triangles,
the diagonal line they make isn't straight. It bulges out just enough to make up for the missing square below.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# erm...
pass.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Gah! *fits out*
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# I've forgotten
but they're not actually the same triangles.

Oh yes - what Norumbegan said.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I like this one.
Still always amazes me:
www.optillusions.com/dp/1-67.htm
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# indeed
a queer one that
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# that one
is totaly mind fuck.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# i actually
loaded that into photoshop to check.

the mind boggles....

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# they are not triangles.
they are actually pentagons is disguise
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# argh
thats in that ruddy mystery of time and space game, which annoyed the hell out of me. never could do it.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# heehee
its driving me quite mad..... MAD I TELLS YA
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:06, archived)
# don't feed 'em nuts..!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# A squll!
how rare
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# a squeagull
shirley?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# ah, but
as it has only one leg, its name can only have one syllable.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# *grabs pants*
NO WAY!

arf! to the piccie!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# "Try putting your foot down Tony, they're really getting rather close!"
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *Toot toot*
Smart.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Hehe
Woo :¬)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# haha
and the midi makes it!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Yes.
it does rather.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# more midi!!!
the world needs more midi!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# have an impartial woo!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# *puts knife away*

(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Oh My!!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# ooh
thats the best one of them things i've seen
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# I like
that woohoo :)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# That rocks . .
Literally !
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# HONK!
HONK!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Meh. Crap, but still...
HippoKitten
I call it Hippokitten! Seamless!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# i can't really see it's face
but a good start keep up the good work
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# looks like
a bat nose at the front there
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# has someone varinished you hippokitten?
or is it a patent leather hippoktten?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# took me a while
but now i understand.

though, it looks like it's wearing a mask rather than actually having the head of a kitten... scary.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Evening all
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Babies.
They'll report you to the police if you try to plug them into the mains.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Bastards . .
How are we supposed to have any fun ?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Put tin foil on their feet
and pop them in the microwave... hours of fun.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Just popping out for some tin foil . .
I wonder if next door would mind if I borrowed their baby ?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Put the extractor fan on first though.
The smoke tends to linger on the furniture.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# you would struggle
to put a baby into a modern microwave, tinfoil or no tinfoil.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# They just need a bit of folding . .
:¬)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# the voice
of experience?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Noooo.
An old wind up telephone.... gets a good current going anytime anyplace anywhere....
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I installed that switch
so you can turn the baby-eyelights on and off.
not so you can throw baby-eyelight raves.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# night.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# tuesdays only
excludes scotland
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# eeep !
Woo :¬)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# AGGGHHHH!!!
That thing gave me nightmares when I saw it in the Exorsist!!!
Now it's wooorrrssseeeee!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot gettin it on


he's just a love machine
and he wont work for noboby but you
whoa oo aa whoa yea
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# i need poo brb
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# well said
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# much better
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# 4 minutes?!?
what kind of poo is that

it's not a real poo unless you can read an entire book of lord of the rings and/or a bananaman comic book before you have to wipe
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:43, archived)
# i then use the bananaman comic
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# No! no,no,no,no,no....NO!
.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:35, archived)
# Cant believe
thats the last pic i'm gonna see b4 i go to bed... night, night all
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# hahah
ainsly is great, he's never not happy!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:39, archived)
# gah!
double negativetastic ;)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Any Piano Tuners in here ?
'cos I'm having trouble.



(Saw Yo La Tengo last night...that MIGHT explain my insanity.)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:31, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# Cheque please!
Woo (groan) Yay
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
# groan
*closes eyes*
*reopens eyes*
*bad pun is still there*
GROAN
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:30, archived)
# English teeth
dientes ingles
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:32, archived)
# now now
that's not very noice

:)
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Harry Potter...
the later years?

/quick and dirty
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Hmmmm
Looks like a Nazi to me, Sir Ishmael.

/inside joke.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# ahahaha!!!!!
I get it!!!!





/liar
(, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)

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