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# Woo I got a graphics tablet :D
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# wheres the cock?
everyones first pic on a graphics tablet has to be a cock
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# It wasn't my first picture!!!
Tsh!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Wot no cock?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# cool
but thats not a cock.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# What they all said up there ^^^
*edit* How rude of me, it's still a most lovely drawing!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# nooooooooooo
/dies of jealousy.

i would kill for a tablet. DAMN YOU.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# I think this one only cost about a tenner
so no need to kill, a couple of hand-jobs at the most should do it.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# it just might be a cock
perhaps the neck is the shaft,
and the head is the...um...oversized head.

Bah, this is way to artistic for me
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# wait...
did you just GET the tablet?

AND YOU HAVEN'T DRAWN A COCK???

Have you no shame??? throw it away.. it's ruined.

beautiful drawing by the way
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# cock
you have to have a cock

still pretty good though
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# could you please post the cock?
The cock you drew.
It's a rule.

Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm not very good at drawing cocks
so it did not survive :(
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)
# that's very nice...
woo :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# the mighty walrus!


i think its a pearoast but i cant remember...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# tj
the quizno's link on the newsletter ( groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/129 ) doesn't seem to work for me... windows media player brings up an error message
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# it did work for me a couple hours ago
how odd
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# he he he he he
all walruses should wear top hats.
petition time methinks


Tj (sorry) is it just me or is msn kertwatted at the mo? trying to send my bro a burfday pic i made him and i cant sign in :(
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# is working here

sorry
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# bum
btw i actually have a lego need...
I'm trying to get hold of a LEGO webcam for my bro's b'day, can you help? :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Lego webcam?!
We have details of no such product here :(

someone did make this though
mindstorms.lego.com/eng/inventions/image.asp?img=40220image12.jpg
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# ooooh lovely :)
there is actually a lego webcam but it's as rare as the mindovian throatwarbler
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# we don't even have anything
in the trade catalogue. or in the stuff that's only available to stores! are you in the US or UK or elsewhere?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# ah, hmmm
is interesting. we have lots of stuff that goes to schools. I shall see what i can do, i'm at work tomorrow so.. hmm
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)
# really? :)
it's lego education range, and i'm not a school so i can't seem to get it
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# yeah, but it's odd it doesn't
even appear in *our* catalogues, like i said i shall see.. i'd quite like one.
You'll need the mindstorms sets to work it though, it's for use on rovers and not as a webcam for a pc.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)
# yeah.
my bro's really into mindstorms, so i thought it would be a cool thing to get him. thought it was a webcam too but doesn't matter if it isn't
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)
# you could
pretend to be a school
All you need is a mask and a sandwich board.
Possibly.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# ive got one
i dont use it anymore though cos the softwares poo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)
# i want it!
please
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:26, archived)
# where do you live?
i might send it you if i cn root it out
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)
# bournemouth
you on messenger?
(not that it's working at the mo)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:29, archived)
# yeah
too_damn_dribbly AT hotmail.com
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:30, archived)
# cool. i'm
the_cheeky_scamp(at)hotmail.com

will speak to you when i can get online) - my saviour!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)
# i've got the camera,
ill try and root out the software for you.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:36, archived)
# where are you?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# up in sheffield
why?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:37, archived)
# just wondered if you were driveable
(oooeeer)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)
# no dont think so
damnit my house is so mesy. cant find the CD with the program on
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:41, archived)
# no.
well literally speaking yes, but it would take me about a week
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:42, archived)
# huzzah!
i have the CD. its a bit scratched though...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:44, archived)
# s'ok
as long as it works of course :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)
# ill test it tomorrow.
im going for drink in a minute though so email me about it or something. cheers

B.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:46, archived)
# K
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:48, archived)
# It has been borked
for most of the day.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Blind mans buff

Clicky for uncensored version

Disclaimer, i wholeheaterdly deplore what the americans have done in Guantanamo... but in the intrests of comedy - i have no morals
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# a tad
NSFW?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# it's only a fanny
sheesh
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# NSFW???
eh??

it may only be a fanny to you, but its a religeous insult to them.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# no morals?
who cares? great pic
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# NSFW
please linky???
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)
# lost me
wtf does NSFW mean
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# not safe for work
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Not safe for work
one of the few rules about posting on b3ta is not to post porn, or anything that could be mistaken as porn.

Simply because looking at porn is an instantly sackable offence in many workplaces (whereas wasting time on the net would probably only result in a warning).

Your picture is probably borderline NSFW - it doesn't really look like porn, but it does have pornographic elements.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)
# nicely stated
you get a gold star.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# wtf?
it looks EXACTLY like porn, it has asemi naked woma touching her bajingo, thats porn in my book
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)
# If your boss
saw that pic on your monitor from across the room, then I doubt he would instantly assume it was porn.

He would be more likely to recognise it as a picture of camp x-ray.

Besides - he has linkied it now, so that's that.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)
# there ya go
Everyones happy :)

bastards at my college have recently blocked B3ta.. it was ok until about a week ago, then they went through my history and blocked 90% of the sites i use.. BASTARDS
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)
# My New Motto
"In the interests of comedy - I have no morals".

Kingtoke, I salute you.

(, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Stab stab stab BOING!

A pirates life for me!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# ahaha
fantastic!! is all.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha haa!
that deserved way more comments

have a
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] & the 2nd!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# Woo!
Ning All!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Nothing says I love you more than Cheese
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Bling bliiiiiiiiiiing!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# cheese is a girls
best friend


fact
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# well not
in my life anyway.

woo pic
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Is that carrot cheese?
I've heard that the more carrots it has the better it is but i'm not sure.

oh yeah
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# your point being
?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# In case you missed it...
which you haven't!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# i say i love you
more than cheese.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# hahah
me and you posting on the same night???
something must be amiss.
right i'm off to the pub
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# didn't see your post!
so woo from me if it is the one from the "other place"
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# A match made
in edam
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Ahhhh
NOW I see why you needed that answer!

Did you get my reply?

WOO to that!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Don't think so
/goes to check

EDIT: Yes I did
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# evening all... :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# BA DUM
TISH!!!!

Yay!!!!!

Hiya there elec!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha, bbbbbbbbbbbbbooties!
lovely as always, you skillful being you.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Top punnage!
W/Y/H
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
most excellent!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Arf
Trés bien. I assume the six remaining boots are there to tempt insects into the web?

*thinks too much*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# tops!
woo yay!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Groan
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# phew finally finished it
et... viola!


o.O
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# asdf
asdfgasdg
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# I
have been playing around with filters to in photopap in an attempt to emulate the really cool paintmash style that people like grandmaofshoes and jimturner99 are currently making popular. Any good?


Also, if anyone could point me in the direction of a proper tutorial for such coolness I would be much obliged.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Tutorial for making paintmash style things?
1) Open MS paint

2) Draw

There you go!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# What he said.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# To say that is an obvious answer is an understatement.
Ive tried that already and the results are shakey and pixelated. I know for a fact that jimturner (he of the strawberrydragon) uses photoshop and I really like the style but as yet have been unable to get the right clean and smooth looking style. btw, I too am a student and I've opted for a bottle of Southern Comfort next to the pc.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Paintmash is shaky and pixelated
that's the point.

www.paintmash.co.uk
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# You miss my point good sir,
I asked if anyone could tell me how to get a paintmash *style* effect, that looked smooth and clean, as do those of other people mentioned. I can bodge a paintmash if i really try but I'm not really into that. I did have a picture of a squirrel monkey I mashed that I would show you but I seem to have misplaced the mischievous little bugger.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Use flash
it makes everything look a million times better.

All my stuff (see profile) is done thus.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Unfortunately
I had to uninstall flash, I have an 80gb hard drive and managed to get it down to 576kb of free space (without windows crashing!). As I havent tried anything in flash for nigh on 3 years I decided that it would be one of the first things to go. All I have lef tnow is photoshop & imageready, fireworks, all my music and a couple of prgrams for my uni course
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)
# you could do a paintmash in photoshop
although there is much debate over whether it still can be called a paintmash. some people believe paintmashes to be done exclusively in paint, while others will accept them done in photoshop as long as no filters are used and the image is done totally from scratch. if the latter is true, then the 2 images in my profile would be valid paintmashes.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# i don't know about tutorials..
i just dick around with the adobe illustrator pen tool until i feel happy.

as seen here.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
nice :) how you do that?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# adobe illustrator.
pen tool.
many layers.
several class periods of diligently working on it, until my english prof. caught me and disapproved.
and all for a lousy bio page for my website.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# That is exceedingly woo.
Now I need to see about *cough*purchasing*cough* a copy of Illustrator.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# they be pricey bastards, yes.
i got it dirt cheap as part of a student package.

/smug
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I think grandmaofshoesdeserves more credit than I
I'll see if I can write a quick tutorial for you :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)
# That would be great, thanks.
How can you say you dont deserve credit? You seem to have become one of the hot new artists on the board with a really funky style and really well judged humour.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)
# snow in march is evil.

100% of fact.

hooray for stealing university bandwidth!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# ill
2nd that.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# woo yay!
congrats on the added fluffiness!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# *bows*
thank you.
how does the late afternoon find you?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# the late afternoon finds me
thawing out as i have just got back in from a run into the city where it is currently -4 celcius
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# urk. cold.
i haven't been out since i got back from class at 10 this morning, but i can see the evil, evil snow coming down outside.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# we got our bit of evil last night
there's a thin blanket here but it should melt tomorrow i think
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)
# yeah, nothing much is sticking, but it's being evil nonetheless.
oh, and i don't know how feasible this would be, but a lemur icon would be lurvley.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# hrm a lemur...
i shall give it a try... i think it would be difficult to properly convey the evilness of the lemur's eyes in black and white though
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
# i know...
but t'was the only iconic thing that hadn't been done i could think of
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# hmm
the lemur comes out looking like a badger or a panda, sorry to disappoint =(
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)
# ah well.
i think i'll live.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I'm fustrated, we're all fustrated.
Why? The lack of newsletter.

I found this, which cheered me up:
pigpog.com/features/b3ta-gen/

It's prob a gc but not everyone will have seen it so poo you.



EDIT: FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET - HERE'S THE LINK I FOUND groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/129
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# it has b3ta in the url
can't be a glasscock surely
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Well
it was made by a b3tan, so there is a pretty good chance it will be a glasscock.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# i received the
newsletter :/
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# well, hotmail is down
and there isn't a link on the site.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# i think this'll work:
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# huttah
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# The newsletter
is out already.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# was in newsletter 100
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# i got the newsletter in me mail box
just fine.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# !
Zut!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# !
Zit!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# !
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# !
Zot!

(zut is damn in german by the way)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# it is damn in french
as well, then.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# That's great!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Giant Floating Baby Head...
sometimes found it hard to find friends his own age.
so he put up with crazy katy
and her collection of stuffed kittens.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Lovely
but it makes me feel a bit sick...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# i just love
3d... and the floating head
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Woo
yet slightly disturbing
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# woo ayay hooopla!
Jeepers I love that effect.

What filter did you use?

*snicker*
*honk*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
#







*shakes tiny fist*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# That's one of the best one's i've seen!
Hoopla! (straight to the point)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# yaaaaay!
i like giant floating baby head... huzzah :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone evil did this right?
burn baby burn

Long time no image post
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# i didn't



/hides magnifying glass


Woo btw!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Time for a ZZ Woo...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It was the only playground game at my school

Quick, dirty and unimaginative :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A compo entry if you will...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Isn't that Will Self?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Jesus
What sort of games did you play as a kid?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Don't ask
I started with th intention of a recurring image but upon releasing it was near impossible, i went for a random woo yay.

should I use it?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# woo!
yes indeed you shall! i order you henceforth.

it's crazy too, i like
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Yay pandas!

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# woo
musical pandas
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Tralala...

Yay for wooyays.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I dare to wooyay your wooyay!
Yours is a bit rude....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# arf
lovely, just lovely
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Obesive spong pengiun doing a dance like a meme...
Can't be THAT bad :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# that am fantabulous
i'd post mine but i have officially broke my bandwidth limit of 3GB this month :(

AND i have to pay for a 3GB excess. double :(
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Upload it on MSN?
Or ukdragon? or some other place?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# good idea.
*slaps forehead*

edit: woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd play with him on the train...
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] quicknclean
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# ya big lurker you.
utb - up the bracket? (have i asked before?)


woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# under
the bridge
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# aahhhh
good enough :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Anything to do
with the rather fabulas RHCP song? (sorry, had 2 ask!)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# The Addams Family Fortunes.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# We asked 100 people
"Name something you use during sex."
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] meh... quick n doity
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# bop...... bip....
edit: bollocks, didn't work. oh well

have a woo for your inconvenience
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Yay for ASCII pong!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# tony had spent all morning on the garden

and now it was finished, he was off for a well deserved wank and a pot noodle

(p.s the 'A' key on my keyboard is buggery)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

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