
everyones first pic on a graphics tablet has to be a cock
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03,
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*edit* How rude of me, it's still a most lovely drawing!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04,
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/dies of jealousy.
i would kill for a tablet. DAMN YOU.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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i would kill for a tablet. DAMN YOU.

so no need to kill, a couple of hand-jobs at the most should do it.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:44,
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perhaps the neck is the shaft,
and the head is the...um...oversized head.
Bah, this is way to artistic for me
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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and the head is the...um...oversized head.
Bah, this is way to artistic for me

did you just GET the tablet?
AND YOU HAVEN'T DRAWN A COCK???
Have you no shame??? throw it away.. it's ruined.
beautiful drawing by the way
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06,
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AND YOU HAVEN'T DRAWN A COCK???
Have you no shame??? throw it away.. it's ruined.
beautiful drawing by the way

The cock you drew.
It's a rule.
Woo to the pic!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09,
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It's a rule.
Woo to the pic!

so it did not survive :(
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:23,
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i think its a pearoast but i cant remember...

the quizno's link on the newsletter ( groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/129 ) doesn't seem to work for me... windows media player brings up an error message
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02,
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all walruses should wear top hats.
petition time methinks
Tj (sorry) is it just me or is msn kertwatted at the mo? trying to send my bro a burfday pic i made him and i cant sign in :(
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02,
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petition time methinks
Tj (sorry) is it just me or is msn kertwatted at the mo? trying to send my bro a burfday pic i made him and i cant sign in :(

btw i actually have a lego need...
I'm trying to get hold of a LEGO webcam for my bro's b'day, can you help? :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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I'm trying to get hold of a LEGO webcam for my bro's b'day, can you help? :)

We have details of no such product here :(
someone did make this though
mindstorms.lego.com/eng/inventions/image.asp?img=40220image12.jpg
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09,
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someone did make this though
mindstorms.lego.com/eng/inventions/image.asp?img=40220image12.jpg

there is actually a lego webcam but it's as rare as the mindovian throatwarbler
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:10,
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in the trade catalogue. or in the stuff that's only available to stores! are you in the US or UK or elsewhere?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:11,
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is interesting. we have lots of stuff that goes to schools. I shall see what i can do, i'm at work tomorrow so.. hmm
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:15,
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it's lego education range, and i'm not a school so i can't seem to get it
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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even appear in *our* catalogues, like i said i shall see.. i'd quite like one.
You'll need the mindstorms sets to work it though, it's for use on rovers and not as a webcam for a pc.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:19,
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You'll need the mindstorms sets to work it though, it's for use on rovers and not as a webcam for a pc.

my bro's really into mindstorms, so i thought it would be a cool thing to get him. thought it was a webcam too but doesn't matter if it isn't
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:22,
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pretend to be a school
All you need is a mask and a sandwich board.
Possibly.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:28,
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All you need is a mask and a sandwich board.
Possibly.

i dont use it anymore though cos the softwares poo
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:24,
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you on messenger?
(not that it's working at the mo)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:29,
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(not that it's working at the mo)

the_cheeky_scamp(at)hotmail.com
will speak to you when i can get online) - my saviour!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:32,
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will speak to you when i can get online) - my saviour!

ill try and root out the software for you.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:36,
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damnit my house is so mesy. cant find the CD with the program on
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:41,
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well literally speaking yes, but it would take me about a week
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:42,
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im going for drink in a minute though so email me about it or something. cheers
B.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:46,
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B.

eh??
it may only be a fanny to you, but its a religeous insult to them.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:03,
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it may only be a fanny to you, but its a religeous insult to them.

one of the few rules about posting on b3ta is not to post porn, or anything that could be mistaken as porn.
Simply because looking at porn is an instantly sackable offence in many workplaces (whereas wasting time on the net would probably only result in a warning).
Your picture is probably borderline NSFW - it doesn't really look like porn, but it does have pornographic elements.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:06,
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Simply because looking at porn is an instantly sackable offence in many workplaces (whereas wasting time on the net would probably only result in a warning).
Your picture is probably borderline NSFW - it doesn't really look like porn, but it does have pornographic elements.

it looks EXACTLY like porn, it has asemi naked woma touching her bajingo, thats porn in my book
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:12,
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saw that pic on your monitor from across the room, then I doubt he would instantly assume it was porn.
He would be more likely to recognise it as a picture of camp x-ray.
Besides - he has linkied it now, so that's that.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:14,
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He would be more likely to recognise it as a picture of camp x-ray.
Besides - he has linkied it now, so that's that.

Everyones happy :)
bastards at my college have recently blocked B3ta.. it was ok until about a week ago, then they went through my history and blocked 90% of the sites i use.. BASTARDS
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:16,
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bastards at my college have recently blocked B3ta.. it was ok until about a week ago, then they went through my history and blocked 90% of the sites i use.. BASTARDS

"In the interests of comedy - I have no morals".
Kingtoke, I salute you.
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Sun 14 Mar 2004, 12:15,
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Kingtoke, I salute you.

I've heard that the more carrots it has the better it is but i'm not sure.
oh yeah

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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57,
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oh yeah


me and you posting on the same night???
something must be amiss.
right i'm off to the pub
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58,
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something must be amiss.
right i'm off to the pub

so woo from me if it is the one from the "other place"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59,
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NOW I see why you needed that answer!
Did you get my reply?
WOO to that!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01,
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Did you get my reply?
WOO to that!

lovely as always, you skillful being you.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50,
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Trés bien. I assume the six remaining boots are there to tempt insects into the web?
*thinks too much*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:54,
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*thinks too much*

have been playing around with filters to in photopap in an attempt to emulate the really cool paintmash style that people like grandmaofshoes and jimturner99 are currently making popular. Any good?

Also, if anyone could point me in the direction of a proper tutorial for such coolness I would be much obliged.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46,
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Also, if anyone could point me in the direction of a proper tutorial for such coolness I would be much obliged.

1) Open MS paint
2) Draw
There you go!
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47,
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2) Draw
There you go!

Ive tried that already and the results are shakey and pixelated. I know for a fact that jimturner (he of the strawberrydragon) uses photoshop and I really like the style but as yet have been unable to get the right clean and smooth looking style. btw, I too am a student and I've opted for a bottle of Southern Comfort next to the pc.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50,
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that's the point.
www.paintmash.co.uk
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:53,
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www.paintmash.co.uk

I asked if anyone could tell me how to get a paintmash *style* effect, that looked smooth and clean, as do those of other people mentioned. I can bodge a paintmash if i really try but I'm not really into that. I did have a picture of a squirrel monkey I mashed that I would show you but I seem to have misplaced the mischievous little bugger.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:00,
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it makes everything look a million times better.
All my stuff (see profile) is done thus.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:05,
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All my stuff (see profile) is done thus.

I had to uninstall flash, I have an 80gb hard drive and managed to get it down to 576kb of free space (without windows crashing!). As I havent tried anything in flash for nigh on 3 years I decided that it would be one of the first things to go. All I have lef tnow is photoshop & imageready, fireworks, all my music and a couple of prgrams for my uni course
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:09,
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although there is much debate over whether it still can be called a paintmash. some people believe paintmashes to be done exclusively in paint, while others will accept them done in photoshop as long as no filters are used and the image is done totally from scratch. if the latter is true, then the 2 images in my profile would be valid paintmashes.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58,
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i just dick around with the adobe illustrator pen tool until i feel happy.
as seen here.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:48,
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as seen here.

nice :) how you do that?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:50,
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pen tool.
many layers.
several class periods of diligently working on it, until my english prof. caught me and disapproved.
and all for a lousy bio page for my website.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52,
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many layers.
several class periods of diligently working on it, until my english prof. caught me and disapproved.
and all for a lousy bio page for my website.

Now I need to see about *cough*purchasing*cough* a copy of Illustrator.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:52,
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i got it dirt cheap as part of a student package.
/smug
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:59,
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/smug

I'll see if I can write a quick tutorial for you :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:10,
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How can you say you dont deserve credit? You seem to have become one of the hot new artists on the board with a really funky style and really well judged humour.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:25,
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100% of fact.
hooray for stealing university bandwidth!

thawing out as i have just got back in from a run into the city where it is currently -4 celcius
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:54,
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i haven't been out since i got back from class at 10 this morning, but i can see the evil, evil snow coming down outside.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:57,
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there's a thin blanket here but it should melt tomorrow i think
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:58,
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oh, and i don't know how feasible this would be, but a lemur icon would be lurvley.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:01,
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i shall give it a try... i think it would be difficult to properly convey the evilness of the lemur's eyes in black and white though
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:02,
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but t'was the only iconic thing that hadn't been done i could think of
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:04,
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the lemur comes out looking like a badger or a panda, sorry to disappoint =(
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 21:08,
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Why? The lack of newsletter.
I found this, which cheered me up:
pigpog.com/features/b3ta-gen/
It's prob a gc but not everyone will have seen it so poo you.
EDIT: FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET - HERE'S THE LINK I FOUND groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/129
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:44,
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I found this, which cheered me up:
pigpog.com/features/b3ta-gen/
It's prob a gc but not everyone will have seen it so poo you.
EDIT: FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET - HERE'S THE LINK I FOUND groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/129

it was made by a b3tan, so there is a pretty good chance it will be a glasscock.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:46,
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sometimes found it hard to find friends his own age.
so he put up with crazy katy
and her collection of stuffed kittens.

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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:42,
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so he put up with crazy katy
and her collection of stuffed kittens.


Jeepers I love that effect.
What filter did you use?
*snicker*
*honk*
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45,
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What filter did you use?
*snicker*
*honk*

Hoopla! (straight to the point)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:47,
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Quick, dirty and unimaginative :)

I started with th intention of a recurring image but upon releasing it was near impossible, i went for a random woo yay.
should I use it?

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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:39,
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should I use it?


yes indeed you shall! i order you henceforth.
it's crazy too, i like
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:40,
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it's crazy too, i like

Can't be THAT bad :)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45,
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i'd post mine but i have officially broke my bandwidth limit of 3GB this month :(
AND i have to pay for a 3GB excess. double :(
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:44,
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AND i have to pay for a 3GB excess. double :(

utb - up the bracket? (have i asked before?)
woo
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38,
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woo

with the rather fabulas RHCP song? (sorry, had 2 ask!)
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:45,
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edit: bollocks, didn't work. oh well
have a woo for your inconvenience
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 20:38,
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have a woo for your inconvenience


and now it was finished, he was off for a well deserved wank and a pot noodle
(p.s the 'A' key on my keyboard is buggery)
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