And for the fact that it has probably been done a million times before, but I was bored this morning.

biggify
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56,
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biggify
Edit: or should that be spicy chicken wing man
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:01,
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I don't know that woman, but i presume it's she's called anna
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53,
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Ahh, happy clappy religion . . just what we all need :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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and devised a plan to attack america using their own planes in her spare time
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:58,
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Or, a bad pronunciation of an elusive bearded guy.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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But starts dancing the Time Warp.
Woo.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:56,
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Woo.

Second time lucky.
After all that and it's not even funny.....
afternoon all! my feet hurt, not sure why but i have a dairy milk with caramel so that might make them better
edit: incidentally, mostly harmless, i think i'm with you as a masher
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:50,
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edit: incidentally, mostly harmless, i think i'm with you as a masher
Thanks for the response to my first post.
Apologies for the lack of punnage and originality in this one.
and there is a gay wedding coming up
Move to London, and the first B3ta bash is in Manchester!
Typical.
I'm off to jump into the Thames!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53,
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Typical.
I'm off to jump into the Thames!
this one is advertised on the 4rthur pub scheduler, i'm sure there are others on there as well
'Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Lewisham'
/Palpatine
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:04,
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/Palpatine
Instead of editing the screen capture of the website, consider editing the text of the website.
I.e save it, edit it and reload it.
It makes things a lot cleaner.
edit: I do like the voters who bought this lie also bought... :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48,
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I.e save it, edit it and reload it.
It makes things a lot cleaner.
edit: I do like the voters who bought this lie also bought... :)
Though I did get a good clean screen capture using snagit software .... it only got 'dirty' when I converted to GIF .... maybe I should have left it as JPEG and suffered the abuse?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51,
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however, you were probably using anti-aliased fonts.
try turning that off in future :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:59,
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try turning that off in future :)
if it were a twister - the funniest of all the ice lollys
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37,
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the eagle is eyeing the popsicle!
also wtf is wrong with the guy in the lower left corner?
hehe
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38,
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also wtf is wrong with the guy in the lower left corner?
hehe
mmmm... zoom.
either that or he's looking at it with contempt
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40,
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either that or he's looking at it with contempt
awwww bless
you colonials and your funny little words
/patronisingbrit
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42,
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you colonials and your funny little words
/patronisingbrit
i refuse to end the poll until feast isn't winning
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43,
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what is wrong with you people?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51,
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ice creams / lollies with innuendo will win this contest.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:53,
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i like twisters as you can lick the yellow ice cream out first
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40,
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er zombies?
EDIT: and if, allegedly I can eat a doner kebab erotically (don't ask), imagine what I can do with a twister
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43,
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EDIT: and if, allegedly I can eat a doner kebab erotically (don't ask), imagine what I can do with a twister
I was just eating them. I honestly was.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55,
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Look at General Spacker in the bottom left.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:39,
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by the way, I love your username more than words can fully express
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36,
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im really Mr Tickle, and can get you wherever you are
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40,
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second is langley from the lone gunmen
who weirdly enough looks exactly like garth, maybe they are the same person?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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yeah they are cool
isnt it strange that they are all physically reulsive or strange in some way?? i especially think the beardy one who manages to look old and young at the same time is very weird
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33,
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isnt it strange that they are all physically reulsive or strange in some way?? i especially think the beardy one who manages to look old and young at the same time is very weird
for some perverse sexual reason
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36,
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Im listening to weapon of choice and garth looks like he is dancing to it, he looks like the MAN!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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getting the zoom factor right was the only hard part, and yes it's a real clip. Taken from "Police's Wildest Chases" hosted by Sherrif John Bunnel *kaboom*
I love those tacky progs.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42,
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I love those tacky progs.
...how many things can you name the he did since waynes world?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:41,
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you see, we couldn't think of a single one (although my mate had some recollection of an advert for pepsi - which i reminded him was actually part of waynes world!)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47,
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can you spot the difference?

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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26,
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Excuse me for being blunt, but was that really worth a second post?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29,
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good lunchtime peoples, what we all eating today?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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I had to make do with roast beef.
very nice in that chemically sort of way still tho
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37,
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very nice in that chemically sort of way still tho
Still, it's better than *gasp* no Monster Munch at all...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38,
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An apple.
And in a minute I'm off to get a haircut if the barbers open on a Monday.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34,
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And in a minute I'm off to get a haircut if the barbers open on a Monday.
made with beef I cooked last night - mmm yummy, and rare too!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34,
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If you post the same image with only subtle changes it can get tedious. Use your discretion. :D
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32,
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with a different hand because your using the other hand to masturbate over donkey porn?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29,
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everyone got their collective rats out... didnt realise people got so unfriendly here! :(
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35,
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It's a messageboard. We're actually very friendly people :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36,
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nobody called you a cunt
or told you to stick it up your arse
grow some thicker skin
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37,
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or told you to stick it up your arse
grow some thicker skin
to interrupt. Lo Mog, I'm moving back up Brinsley/Eastwood way in a couple of weeks. You got a pitchfork I can borrow ?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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My commiserations. I wish you good luck. Make sure you don't go out after dark! How come you're subjecting yourself to that place again?
Sadly my pitchfork is out of commission. It got bent when I murdered some of the locals the day I moved away.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34,
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Sadly my pitchfork is out of commission. It got bent when I murdered some of the locals the day I moved away.
it's just up the road from Eastwood technically, in a little village called Smalley. It looks even more LOCAL than old Brinners but is supposed to be "up market" so maybe get a silver plated pitchfork made up.
Yeah, have no choice, the "Master" has just bought a cottage up there you see......
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37,
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Yeah, have no choice, the "Master" has just bought a cottage up there you see......
Is this the place? Looks nice! I'd say no pitchfork required. Try to avoid Heanor though :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47,
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is the very same place Sir. I've been through Heanor once or twice, you just need to keep the car windows locked and you're okay. Oh yes and me and a friend once walked in on a massive NF meeting at the Red Lion once.
V.scary indeed....ta for the advice
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52,
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V.scary indeed....ta for the advice
the dinner invitation once you're settled in ;)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55,
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'Dear Dr.Dre, my girlfriend has been acting funny, not taking my calls and staying out late and not coming home. What should I do?'
Dr.Dre: 'Well this is a sensitive issue with many things to consider. Mostly I would beat her bitch ass black and blue then demand to know who the ho is fucking with.'
Next?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29,
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Dr.Dre: 'Well this is a sensitive issue with many things to consider. Mostly I would beat her bitch ass black and blue then demand to know who the ho is fucking with.'
Next?
the beating is halway done...
/racial coat
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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/racial coat
within minutes of the original
should really be done in the original thread
rather than a new one
otherwise people get annoyed
and become unfluffy
and call you a masher
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31,
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should really be done in the original thread
rather than a new one
otherwise people get annoyed
and become unfluffy
and call you a masher
EDIT: Pretend the stick men are Bush and Ashcroft. Then it's not so scary.
Since 1985.
Edit: I know the fucking difference, you spackers.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21,
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Edit: I know the fucking difference, you spackers.
and sterilization are different. And I'm in the US.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22,
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on both counts.
sterilisation = tying tubes
circumcision = chopping curtains (i think)
sorry for crudeness
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26,
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sterilisation = tying tubes
circumcision = chopping curtains (i think)
sorry for crudeness
in some extreme cases, the little man is removed from the boat.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29,
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But...the people you need to protect are in Africa...can you fly there?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:40,
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despitebeing as big a masher as you
haven't made any pics/anims in aaaaaages
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36,
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haven't made any pics/anims in aaaaaages
you were wandering about walking like john wayne so you missed it dear
like it :)
i'm gonna have to do some more stuff
been spending all my time on this mix
will make something tonight
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47,
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i'm gonna have to do some more stuff
been spending all my time on this mix
will make something tonight
and also dont have tatty shop at work, which is where i post most of my stuff, have very little time at home to shop stuff
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48,
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should have stuck with m-t-b inferior. That would have been a nice surprise.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36,
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Canada used to sterilize people too.
How is the weather over there? In the us
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27,
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How is the weather over there? In the us
the women can still have sex, just not babies
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21,
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with just a little pee hole.
until they were married, then they were sliced open again.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23,
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until they were married, then they were sliced open again.
the clit is cut off, sometimes the lips are cut off and then sewen together with just a pee hole.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24,
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refers to pretty much using chemicals to stop them from being fertilised.
this is *not* the same as cutting your balls off
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24,
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this is *not* the same as cutting your balls off
I was commenting on Thor's comment about what female circumcision entails.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27,
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edit/ sorry didnt mean to sound rude
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28,
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and so therefore so was he.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33,
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but thats what we were arguing about. he was calling what i said was sterilisation chopping the bits off.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37,
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he was really talking about circumcision, so not really. Let's just blame it all on Thor and call it a day.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:48,
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but woo
tj: i forgot my 4rthur password. how can i get it back? can they e-mail it to me, or is it lost forever?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22,
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tj: i forgot my 4rthur password. how can i get it back? can they e-mail it to me, or is it lost forever?
I'd make all women* swim in luke warm Milton for an hour or two. The smell! I remember it from when my sister was born...
*not all women, just the ones that wanted to be sterilised.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25,
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*not all women, just the ones that wanted to be sterilised.
That can't be undone with a stanley knife and a bit harder shagging.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:44,
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with male gelding that can't be fixed with a dildo. ;-)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:51,
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... i thought it wasnt bad for a 30 second job

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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18,
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Is it right I should grope young girls
Love R Kelly
P.S Got any oooze?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20,
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Love R Kelly
P.S Got any oooze?
does anyone know how copyright laws protect
copyrighted images? The main question being is
if you take an image that is copyrighted and
shop it its no longer the original image so if
you use it does the copyight still apply?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17,
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copyrighted images? The main question being is
if you take an image that is copyrighted and
shop it its no longer the original image so if
you use it does the copyight still apply?
but they are copyrighted
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19,
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from using them you should be ok.
well, i hope so anyway 'coz ive used loads of copyrighted stuff to 'shop
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23,
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well, i hope so anyway 'coz ive used loads of copyrighted stuff to 'shop
Still, the likely hood of that happening is pretty slim.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:25,
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say i was to take a photo of sometyhing that is copyrighted, could i then use the photo or edit the photo as i wouldnt be changing the original image..?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28,
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and it does raise some important issues about creative license.
For example a lot of 'modern art' uses contemporary images and brands in their work- yet do not get sued for breach of copyright.
Must find examples....
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23,
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For example a lot of 'modern art' uses contemporary images and brands in their work- yet do not get sued for breach of copyright.
Must find examples....
is 97% grey area designed to confuddle the public and earn dollops of cash for copyright lawyers
so the answer is "maybe"
(btw ... brie and bacon sandwich with chicken noodle soup is a reaaaally odd lunch combo)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21,
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so the answer is "maybe"
(btw ... brie and bacon sandwich with chicken noodle soup is a reaaaally odd lunch combo)
on how shopped it it, copyright only protects the 'image', for example the pictures you get of shopped animals with different heads etc would not be covered by the copyright of the original pic's. But if you are just going to add some text or make a minor change then it probably wont be enough.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22,
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Still need to ask permission.
I.e. you're speaking bollocks.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24,
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I.e. you're speaking bollocks.
What you are doing is creating a derivative work.
By using original parts of the image to create a new one, their copyright still applies.
If you get permission to use their work, then you can copyright your image (subject to the terms they have given you)
Without permission you cannot legally distribute your work.
More info: www.creativecommons.org
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23,
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By using original parts of the image to create a new one, their copyright still applies.
If you get permission to use their work, then you can copyright your image (subject to the terms they have given you)
Without permission you cannot legally distribute your work.
More info: www.creativecommons.org
But bear in mind, copyright enforcement is the responsibility of the holder of copyright and not law enforcement agencies. That means the cops can't get you in shit for it, but if the person who created the work spots it and doesn't approve, they can do you for it.
While I think of it, does anyone know specifically how copyright law pertains to the Internet? For example, I'm currently in a country not party to the Berne Convention, which would, I imagine, have some bearing on the matter.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38,
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While I think of it, does anyone know specifically how copyright law pertains to the Internet? For example, I'm currently in a country not party to the Berne Convention, which would, I imagine, have some bearing on the matter.
It is copyright protected. If by simply altering a copyright protected image it becomes a new work, and so copyright no longer applies, by the same logic if I took a book someone else had written and changed twenty words, therefore I could claim copyright on the "new" book myself.
Alternatively, I could break into your house, nick your DVD player, scratch off the serial number and write a new one on with a tippex pen, and claim that it is now a different DVD player, and mine by right.
Laws exist for the prevention of chaos and anarchy. Abide by them.
/Lord Woolf
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:23,
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Alternatively, I could break into your house, nick your DVD player, scratch off the serial number and write a new one on with a tippex pen, and claim that it is now a different DVD player, and mine by right.
Laws exist for the prevention of chaos and anarchy. Abide by them.
/Lord Woolf
Laws originally were made to allow the goverment to punish immoral people.
Not to stop the acts themselves, but to act as a deterrent.
Y'see recent laws have not been about protecting people, they have been about protecting companies and corporations.
Which is a bad thing.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26,
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Not to stop the acts themselves, but to act as a deterrent.
Y'see recent laws have not been about protecting people, they have been about protecting companies and corporations.
Which is a bad thing.
with regards to the web
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27,
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IT IS COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND THUS ILLEGAL.
You spackers.
However, it is hard to enforce on the web, and most courts would ignore this level of infringement.
So, yeah. It's not a grey area, you're just unlikely to get caught and very unlikely to get sued :)
Unless you do a thomas the wank engine..
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30,
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You spackers.
However, it is hard to enforce on the web, and most courts would ignore this level of infringement.
So, yeah. It's not a grey area, you're just unlikely to get caught and very unlikely to get sued :)
Unless you do a thomas the wank engine..
ok so maybe not a grey area but the bottom line is you can either respect the law and not use the images or you can use them anyway knowing that your more then likely going to get away with it.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33,
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If the criminal classes are punished often enough, they might learn that crime doesn't pay. Unfortunately, to be effective such deterrents need to be sufficiently harsh - cf Saudi Arabia with its low crime rates. Unfortunately, even where punishments are harsh, this does not always work - cf. Texas.
In short, no laws are effective, because people are scum and will always commit crime. Therefore we should execute everyone, as this is the only true way of preventing crime.
/David Blunkett
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31,
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In short, no laws are effective, because people are scum and will always commit crime. Therefore we should execute everyone, as this is the only true way of preventing crime.
/David Blunkett
That is a sweeping statement.
There has to be at least some legal protection for companies, otherwise most of us wouldn't have jobs.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:42,
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There has to be at least some legal protection for companies, otherwise most of us wouldn't have jobs.
and I was half way through my all-over brad pitt tattoo
does that mean I can't demand all his cash and the boinking rights to jennifer aristonandonandon?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29,
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does that mean I can't demand all his cash and the boinking rights to jennifer aristonandonandon?
at the copy right page on this site the bottom theres a list of sites which tell you the answers
www.urban75.com/copy.html
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:43,
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www.urban75.com/copy.html
anyone see his press conference last week? It was shown on HIGNFY, he just stood there like a mong trying to think of something to say.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:19,
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wasn't the question, "can you think of any mistakes you've made?". He stood there for ages. 'twas ridiculous.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:22,
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That was genius.
What an utter fuckwit he looked.
If only he'd belmed, it would confirm everyone's suspicions.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:33,
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What an utter fuckwit he looked.
If only he'd belmed, it would confirm everyone's suspicions.
but that's not exactly hard. And he's wormed his way out of so many situations that should've scuppered him through spin, lies and certain rather dubious "reports" bloody Hutton. Also, he's completely changed what the Labour party's all about, meaning there's currently no viable left-wing party in the UK (there's lots of left-wing parties, but they all find it very hard to get on)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:21,
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people has been centering on his style of speech.
/i just like the accent
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:24,
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/i just like the accent
I likey.
tj: masher now dictionarifiedand correctly attributed.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17,
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tj: masher now dictionarifiedand correctly attributed.
10p to the first person to give him an ALF lunchbox...
www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/
is the same front and back! Waaah!
Pearoasting again, saw him late last night and immediately saw this on his front bottom

Didn't sleep well after that.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:17,
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Pearoasting again, saw him late last night and immediately saw this on his front bottom

Didn't sleep well after that.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18,
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in response to www.b3ta.com/board/3062495
-edit- i ballsed up the background colour so his belly and the clouds are transparent. better now?
to not doing work when you should!
and woo to the somersaulting penguin
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:11,
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and woo to the somersaulting penguin
but now 'tis gone. Not redex but red triangle, green circle, blue triangle thingy :(
edit: The 'guin is back!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16,
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edit: The 'guin is back!
/unlurk
it worked, i refreshed, it squircangled.
/relurk
/unlurk
it returned. woo!
/relurk
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:16,
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it worked, i refreshed, it squircangled.
/relurk
/unlurk
it returned. woo!
/relurk
(although the pic is in some sort of redex limbo - now you see it now you don't)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:18,
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That title has jumped in my head. I remember nothing but the title.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:13,
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Education, my arse
NOW I can etc...
/Forms Scottish army to invade England, fails, refuses to say "Mercy"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:20,
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/Forms Scottish army to invade England, fails, refuses to say "Mercy"
to Wordy.
It was Dark towers and the boy from space that made me a gibbering wreak behind the sofa.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:12,
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It was Dark towers and the boy from space that made me a gibbering wreak behind the sofa.

Go easy on Diego though Brian, he's not a well man.
..always cheating.
Woo to earth shattering Brian.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:15,
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Woo to earth shattering Brian.
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