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# the musical pre prequel sequel
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# look at him dance *sniff*
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# the tweenie 'hangman' twist


just a sad o.a.p in a suit tired of life
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# I think i can...
jus make out the face...i think...he wants...the full package of hung, drawn and quartered?
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# you'll know every song they do in about 3 years
and all those of the wiggles, hi-5, etc etc etc
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# I won't allow it to watch them.
It can watch Pingu and Roadrunner and that's it!
/fascist parent
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# hey I've got 4 of them
Someone has obviously misinformed you -
Fact 100%
the children pick what is on the telly/DVD
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# It would probably explode or worse but!
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Do you feel like chicken tonight?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# ....
*GOOSE*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# MOO!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# duck?
......
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Surprise?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# FACT
birds cant fart*


* or something
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Thats..
Weird
but now that's not life quest...to hear a chicken fart
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# What propels them along then?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# They can
if you pump them up sufficiently with a small can of air.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Be careful how you use them:
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Hehehe
That must be what Mr Garison Must been reading in that South Park episode where he shoves the class gerbil up his ass slaves ass to get fired
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# well
you have to see them from a medical point of view - they save thousands of lives every day, and their suffering is kept to a minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# richard gere swears by them
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# is it just me who got it wrong and shoved richard gere up their ass?
he didn't struggle nearly as much
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# i think its you....
don't worry....have a free gerbil and your Richard Gere will be gone in 10 mins!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Nohands I choose you!!! Scratch Attack!!!

Before
After (Blobcat kill bill reposts) I think hes improved
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# thats
fecking good
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# i love no hands
woo
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# ooh pretty
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# lovely
there's got to be a t-shirt in that. get them marketed.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# sell it to rob
for an FP
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# At this moment in time
A Blobcat Tshirt is in the making...all i need is a new Tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# i thouoght the before pic was gonna be the original no hands,

was gonna say No Need!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)
# oooh aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# how did you do that
it's very very good
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# trekky joke
just searching on farnell and saw this....
uk.farnell.com/jsp/catalog/browselevel1.jsp;jsessionid=HVZKH4JMUZI1DQFIAEXCFE4AVAAS2IV3?catalogId=058000000&sort=%2BtranslatedName&level=&CAT=058&crumbs=A-C%7ECrystals&categories=UK0-AC%7E058000000&ImgDisp=Y
even though they dont exist yet, farnell has a section for them.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# well
when my starship is built i'll know where to go for the crystals.............
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# yes
nanny!

muppet babies they make our dreams come true... doopdidoobiedoo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# hahahaha

considered putting that on the end, but thought it would spoil it.

Woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
# you'd have to be
a trekky to understand that

and i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Oh those cheeky programmers . .
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# TJ:
did anyone else get an email from a Mrs Pedro concerning 20 m pounds hidden in someone's roof? maybe i should open up my own bank account and help them...
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# yes....
but have a look at the 'trophy gallery' of www.419eater.com first....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# no but i got one from Mr Afis Bagani
about millions of pounds they want to get out of africa!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# um
*backs away from geeks laughing at trekky joke*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# i fucking loathe star trek
and yet i got that joke


i wish i was dead
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# contacts hitman!
your wish is my command :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Plain old scary Tropical cockage


with a neatly cut lawn
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that's no Cock.
It's a mansize Rooster!

/supergrass
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# If a dollar was a chicken
would the chicken be evil?
In this case, yes.
Woo!
(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# How the hell did you get here, semi-naked in somebody else's room!
He wants your babies...
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth,
but I do know that the words are scaring me.
(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# He's an angry cock.
Woo to the hair extensions.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# That one is destined for KFC

no can't be this one has a beak ect ect
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# no it might be
it has a weird mouth and eyes. probably a reject from the battery farm.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Extra crunchy..
..but with a spicy kick that lacerates your throat
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Destined for
Morley's or Favourite then
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# You're right
it has no beak - the rumour was true

too many feathers, mind
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# No beak?
How does it smell? etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# it's got
green pus oozing out of it's chest

proof positive
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# So what rumour's this?
that KFC chickens are bred with no beaks? i heard the no feathers one but that's kinda sick!! i'm get the flamethrower...
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# It was an email hoax
circa 1997, I think I have it on a floppy archived with all my old mail somewhere, apparently KFC sued people over it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)
# A domesticated Zippy
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
*cant....breath*

hahaha!hahahaha!

*gasp*

hahaha!

*collapse*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
# wow

every household should have one.

as long as you keep the zip closed
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# fwappage
galore there
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# ha ha
a zion.
(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Genious!
*strokes it* ARGH!
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# My first co-joined animal - please be gentle!

Is it a dog, a frock, or a fuck?
(Is it just me?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# woo!
you know people shouldn't have to say please be gentle... I think some people have been overdoing it slightly with the 'Seamless' comments
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# True . . .
People should offer contructive comments and helpful hints instead . .

Woo to the Fuck as well :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Woo to the pic!
I always think of seamless as an affectionate term. Like "stupid boy" in dad's army*

*where did I pull that nonsense from?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# The seamless thing cionfuses me.
Surely Joel Veitch produces some of the most seamless pics ever?

/waits to be killed
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3064675
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Heh!
I quite like seamless anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Also true . .
the quality of the shopping shouldn't hinder a decent pun I find :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# yep
sometimes, the whole point is to be 'seamless'
take pantseatflyer for example.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Please . .
Someone take him !!

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# That am woo!
What noise does it make?
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# woo
i bet he's a good swimmer
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# no need to be gentle,
it's quite well done.

woo yay!
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Is that a DVD player
on its right cheek?
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Looks more like
An iPod to me!
Oops, don't want to start that bandwagon rolling again. *shuts up*
(Is it just me?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# that's smasheroonie
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Woo...
Crunchy frog!
(Is it just me?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Woo to froggies
I love em, I love him, id call him pidgypoopoo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# I am making
an rpg based on b3ta. basically the fights involve shopping and memes. currently battle is half finished, mad has just been started. I was wondering if anyone was interested.

There will be Woo, Yay, and Houpla points at the end of each fight, and you will be awarded hummus to spend 'on the board'
(Ukatoton, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# sounds interesting
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# That sounds amazing.
I can't wait for the b3ta version. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# "Say to STD Kittens 'Carry me'"
++"I do not know how to 'carry me' something.

++"STD Kittens sits down and sings about gold"

"Fuck off"

++"I do not how to 'fuck off' something"

*resets Spectrum and loads something fun and shooty*

That kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# I lost
the instructions to the Hobbit when I bought it....drove me friggin' insane!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# thats my future spouse your talking about there
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Albeit a b3tan superimposed on an ancient 8-bit computer game...
...all I can say is "fuck the spiders." Those bastards got me every fucking time.

[edit]
Where is he anyway? On his way home?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# i've no clues

that boy seems to have a mind of his own sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Tut.
Youth of today etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# to you.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# To me!
To you!
To me!
Repeat until funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:10, archived)
# we would be here all day and it wouldnt
be as funny as when i did it to them in real life.

how's you child bearing lady?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# I'm just fine, thank you.
How are you, engaged to STDWK gentleman?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# coming to terms with being a gay icon.

and walking like john wayne......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# hmmmm, intriguing
would be good to see how it comes out
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# sounds good!
keep us posted!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# pearoast (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# woo
to you sir. absolutely brilliant.
(Ukatoton, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Woo.
Advances in technology allow you to see things that smaller resolutions do not allow...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# thank you
yeah - i used nasa technology to enhance the image for everyone to see.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# £250 for a bloody T shirt ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# It's value is intrinsic to the something or other/
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# ahahahaha
               )O
               \Y
               PLA
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# classy
response


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# great woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hehe
I like that

woo
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# that garners my seal of approval!


absolutely smashing!
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Damien Hirst rocks
but your pic rocks more.
edit: sell it to the museum shop & make big bucks
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# hehe
woo.
went there a few days ago, theres some really disturbing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# WOO YAY
there is only one woo yay for that


(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# oz....
a dream...

(cj100, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# thats pantseat as hell
woo!
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Hehe!
Is that in the 4rthur dictionary yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# something odd occured to me last night
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# lol
cooooool
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# the magical meme marmot from mars
who enjoys many marmitey mimes with mats
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Quite frightened..


most likely been done but!
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# definitely a
classcock!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# More of a....
... basscock...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# groan
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# woo
cock-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# The Colonel
looks rather like Hitler there......
Woo anyhoo!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Colonel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Merci :)
*clicks edit*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Twas..
the idea, yay!
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Cock locked
And ready to Rock/Mike Quote from Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] THERE IS NOTHING HERE.
I have no idea why such a department would be needed. There must be a lot of badly hidden departments...
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# I like that.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# woo!
doupleplusironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# and actual irony
at that!
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# phew.
I thought I'd pulled an Alanis for a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
if i was deciding, that would be top 3
but i'm not, so good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
fooled ya, not tomorrow morning...
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# lol
I think the winner is clear!
(Ukatoton, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:04, archived)
# After 15mins weightlifting...
Kitty was knackered

(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Nice breathing action
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# It's... it's... it's...
It's pulsating!
(Pseudonym, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# A throbbing pussy?
How rare!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# dirty cow!
hows the morning bleurgh btw?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# The weekend was dreadful
but it's not so bad today, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# good-o
are you the size of a house yet? or even a bungalow?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# More of a first-floor flat at the mo.
Not supposed to be showing but none of my clothes fit :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# perhaps you're just fat :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# *pant pant*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Nice pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Quality spong
Woo Yay
(ionicus, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Depatmant of spleling and gramer gud
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# that's around my neighbourhood
diesguised as a supermarket for "continantial food and diary" (no joke)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# The alley...
...between the store and cinema looks like it's home to wanking tramps. They like alleys like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# how would you know?
on second thought, don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I don't really...
...do you mind popping round the corner and having a look?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# alley names rock
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# I assume . .
you have been researching this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Wanking tramps are a global...
...phenomena, aren't they? Or are they just confined to Junction Road in Archway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# The Archway tramps are a cut above the rest . .
Tramps in Enfield just tend to leer and smell I find . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Ah.
You see, my research stops at collecting anecdotes. I'd never actually sniff one.

You've spent too much time with your goat. It's turning you mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Enfield Town has a resident tramp . .
you only have to stand downwind to know his scent :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# My local corner shop
has (etched into the glass, no less)

fruit & vegatables
stationary

I kid you not.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# There used to be a
"Discunt Store" in New York, on 4th and Broadway

*true*
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# used to be a shop near me called
Second
Hand
In
The
Extreme
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Was it an
outdoor watch shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# no just a really SHITE second hand shop
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# in the morning?
eeeep

/runs to hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# argggh
i cannot escape the grammar!
i've been doing an essay on it all week
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# when passing through the spazz
the tottenham university has a sign.

'improve your worlds and grammar'


and not in an ironic way.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)
# so lame it can't possibly have been done yet
the rare and sought after fcuk misprint shirt.


(inspired by below, unfortunately)
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# owo yya huopla
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# it's too obvious to have bindun
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I got a fake one once......

'CNUT'
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# My mum knows a feller from Sweden whose name is "Knut".
So near, and yet so far.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# common name
also in Germany.
Knulla means fuck in swedish </useless>
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Coins from the reign of King Cnut
have the four letters arranged amusingly around the edge.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Bloke who tried to command the tide?
Refered to as 'Canute'?

Is that the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# That's the feller.
"CNUT" is the original Saxon/Dane/whatever spelling.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Where!
____
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Not necessarily ALL coins from his reign.
Some of them definitely do, though. I saw David Dickinson spelling it out on telly. And I used to live with a numismatist, so I've seen some first-hand.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# close enough
that she tells people about his misfortunate close call, I'm glad to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# There's a grave...
...I Brompton Cemetary which houses the Cunter Family.

I shit you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Was it here that somebody posted that essay on the etymology of the word "cunt"?
Apparently the stem appears all over dozens of languages and in all kinds of innocuous words. And in names its usually means exactly what it looks like.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I'm not sure...
...how Cunter works though. Cuntish, Cuntier, perhaps.

Or possibly, he was a right Cunter as in always acts like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# \considers self not shitted
(generalname, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# guess what you prompted.....
Poor guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# ooh
i want one!
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# fake?
not from cnutattitude.com then?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)
# I saw a
"I can spell fuck" once.

BTW: That is what I call a Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# It appears to be a liger.
Or whatever the other ones are called.
Fuck standing that close to it. It looks short-tempered.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# the other ones are called tigons
but aren't as big as that
/animal geek
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# That's the one.
Fantastic word.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)
# It's a Liger!
I saw one on't Discovery channel last night, was a wierd programme on a half man half chimp thing
(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# me, too
that's why I looked for more pics.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# He was a strange monkey and no mistake
just found this
(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# It doesn't cover the time
he was sworn in as president and declared war on iraq
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)
# goddamn!
nice pussy!
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Cereal based humour is the best kind of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# woo!
click
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# That's fabulous.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! fejling, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# woo
yes it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Woo for céréal canadien!
Monsieur!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# i didn't know it was canadian
i got it from mr google
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# it has english and french on it
so i just guessed.
Woo to Monsieur Google!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# monsiour google?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# the generous monsieur google gives me loads of free pics to shop
isn't he nice
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Yeah
he's jolly for the images, is our googsie
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Le céréal de ma tante est sur la cul de ma poule, avect le merd de mon souris?
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# chicken arse and
mouse shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Oui
Mon stage de traivail en france n était pas trés interessant, doc, pour passé le temps, j'ai apprend beaucoup des mots inutile.
and I never learned to write in any sort of stucture either.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Kellogs+Anne Summers=
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I find
the phrase joy globes causes me to laugh far too much
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:02, archived)

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