thanks
project about sustainability and how to get the kids interested in the world they'll inherit..
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:56,
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no
made by a guy in mallorca, i'm setting-up the business but have mightily distracted now that i've found b3ta...congrats on the oven bun, by the way
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:59,
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Why thank you :)
Good luck in trying to get away from b3ta. They say you can never leave.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:03,
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I don't know about hotlinking from Yahoo....
Try Photobucket or you can use the temp storage site I have in my profile.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:56,
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three things
hi cockalarum!
plinth?
and when is the caption competition winner announced?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:55,
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plinth?
and when is the caption competition winner announced?
Oooh! Forgot about the caption comp
One late entry coming up! (as the bishop said to the actress etc)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11,
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Haha
I deleted the one I did of Tony Blair guiding Clare Short of a cliff :(
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:53,
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Welcome watchers of illusion to the castle of confusion
Thats immense, and hell yeh we need Knightmare back.
Clicky
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:54,
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Thats immense, and hell yeh we need Knightmare back.
Clicky
Since pickle was clearly a homosexual elf
You'd think he'd get down there and start goblin...
/coat
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:59,
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/coat
Apparently the two actors
were in the same class together at school.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01,
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Isn't Pickle the guy out of
Monarch of the Glen and that series of mobile phone adverts in the desert? Not quite Ewen MacGregor. Know who I mean?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08,
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Isn't Pickle the guy out of
Monarch of the Glen and that series of mobile phone adverts in the desert? Not quite Ewen MacGregor. Know who I mean?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08,
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woo yay
i agree about bringing it back, although they would probably fuck it up like they have with just about everything else thats been redone
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:57,
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Apparently they're going to, but it's going to be completely CGI including the person running around.
Because CGI is the Emperor's New Clothes of the SFX world.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:58,
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Damn right!
I heard rumours that it was being negotiated but I'm not too hopeful.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:03,
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Call me jaded
but even their "the" looks faintly disingenuous
(woo for "the" though)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:55,
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(woo for "the" though)
Le Cock Sportif: Episode 6
click for ever so slightly bigger
(yes, it's still not sportif.. i'll work on those later..)
Previous:
Caveman Phallus
Baseball Phallus
Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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click for ever so slightly bigger
(yes, it's still not sportif.. i'll work on those later..)
Previous:
Caveman Phallus
Baseball Phallus
Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
i am with the penguin
i reckon a train should come out of the pigs nose!!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:48,
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Kia- ORA!
It's too orangey for crows!
God i hate that bastard. I'm back everyone. Been ages eh? Bet you don't remember me....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:45,
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It's too orangey for crows!
God i hate that bastard. I'm back everyone. Been ages eh? Bet you don't remember me....
Nope, no idea.
You did make a picture of Mike Hucknall being pecked to death though, so you must be alright in my book. Woo!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:46,
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He was Simply Red
Now he's Simply Dead! Yay for hungry crowes!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:46,
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Kill him!
Yay!
I'm afraid I don't know you, but welcome back anyway. You didn't miss owt.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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I'm afraid I don't know you, but welcome back anyway. You didn't miss owt.
anyone notice how he looks a little bit like toady from neighbours
but not a tad like tad
/coat
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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/coat
one of
these ugly looking fuckers
www.bonaire.de/bilder/toadfish.jpg
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:52,
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www.bonaire.de/bilder/toadfish.jpg
'Cause i-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wanna drop dead from Sars
Straight out of the chaaaaarts'
I HOPE YOU COMPREHEND.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:48,
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I HOPE YOU COMPREHEND.
The Ginger Spaz
Why do so many women fancy him? I wouldn't touch him with yours, the ugly midget.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:48,
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Erm, money.
A certain type of person (male or female) would be attracted to Mick Hucknall (twunt) for his money. And encourage him to make more records, hence more money.
Vicious cycle.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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Vicious cycle.
You don't look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire
I suppose.
Plus you could always lie back and think of the money...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01,
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Plus you could always lie back and think of the money...
Does anyone else remember that kiora advert?
Or SPACED? (thwip thwip thwip thwip)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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"I'll be your dawg...
I'll be your dawg."
Edit: Was it not a bit racialist?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:52,
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Edit: Was it not a bit racialist?
"Mines a pint of the black stuff"
"You can't drink a pint of Bovril..."
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06,
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Forgetting to blow his nose before the press conference...
... no-one dare point out his unsightly Quogies
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:44,
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quogies!
neologism of the day
woo to you
*offers hankie*
*takes it back at the last second then points and laughs at the snotty kid*
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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woo to you
*offers hankie*
*takes it back at the last second then points and laughs at the snotty kid*
I saw that and I larfed.
I larfed and larfed until I could almost larf no more. Woo to you & to Bush's patented "Confused monkey with mild bowel trouble ™" expression.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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cows don't have a conscience
that's how they can sleep at night. Murdering bastards.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:43,
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It's because nobody's stuck a different face
or a hat on an animal all day.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:44,
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Suddenly the darkness parts...*
...and the light shines brightly upon us. I think you hit the nail on the head there.
*not the band although I wish they would
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:46,
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*not the band although I wish they would
Thing is, I try pandering to the apparent criteria:
And I get nothing. Nothing, I tells ya. I don't get it.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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And I get nothing. Nothing, I tells ya. I don't get it.
I mentioned that earlier too.
There has been some class work on the board today and not one picture has got a Fruit Pie. I'm scared and confused and may have to sit in the corner until someone makes it all better again.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:44,
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And you.
I announced my return a couple of hours ago. Then I got to thinking that I hadn't seen you around for a while. Not since you had a week off work I think.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:47,
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It all
seems so long ago.......only 5 weeks to my 2 week holiday though. Just before the easter week was last time i saw you i think. Been up to much? Any viking news i should know about?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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None I'm afraid.
I went home for Easter and only took my hard drive back with me so I could illegally dsitribute my immense music collection, not the whole computer. I have some planned although I have a lot of work on this week. Im putting in all my effort to not revising, avoiding my next coursework and helping my ex-girlfriend to write a 2000 word essay on hospitality management.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:53,
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Cant she write it herself
(if she has no arms, ignore that last comment)
Saw my ex last week. Was all a bit odd. Still not got my graphics tab as local pc shop doesnt have them in stock yet. Oh and UT2004 seems to have got a hold of me. You seem to be doing ok in the avoiding revision and coursework though. 10/10 for that.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:57,
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Saw my ex last week. Was all a bit odd. Still not got my graphics tab as local pc shop doesnt have them in stock yet. Oh and UT2004 seems to have got a hold of me. You seem to be doing ok in the avoiding revision and coursework though. 10/10 for that.
She does have arms
but I'm still hopelessly in love with her and possibly labouring under the false hope that I may one day manage to get back with her. This is all on top of the fact that I'm sort of seeing that barmaid from wetherspoons whenever we are both in town, which hasnt been for a while. I had a little play with UT2004 at a lan party my mate had and it crashed like a mong in a dodgem. Gave up and went back to thrashing my mates at UT2003 instead.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01,
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Re : Lan party
may have been the Lan set up and not UT2004. 1st person ive heard of that its crashed on.
Re : Ex. god yeah i know that feeling. thats why when she left she left with a whole load of c.ds i burned for her and half my stash. Was the bar maid 'the' bar maid of the sunday date thing?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04,
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Re : Ex. god yeah i know that feeling. thats why when she left she left with a whole load of c.ds i burned for her and half my stash. Was the bar maid 'the' bar maid of the sunday date thing?
She is indeed 'the' barmaid.
As an aside, I was in the shower a little while ago (a useless detail but ill include it nonetheless) and I suddenly realised that every girl ive slept with either is a barmaid or has become one since we have parted ways. I had a somewhat smug sense of self-satisfaction after that.
I must add that it probably sounds more impressive than it actually is though.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07,
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I must add that it probably sounds more impressive than it actually is though.
Haha
And the pub chains should give you free beer for keeping them fully staffed. i just seem to have a history of girlfriends with psycho mums. the last one used to tell the neighbours that i couldnt read and write and was unemployed. both of which are false. granted i spell like shit but thats hardly 'cant read and write' now is it?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12,
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Of about five potential psycho mums
ive met only 2 and they were both very breif one off encounters that didnt suggest any brooding psychoses that I should be particularly wary of. I like the free beer idea, I may see what I can blag in future.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15,
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Yay!
Cow's are ace in general and that one is ace in particular, so have a woo
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:42,
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no no no
that's just silly!
oh hang on - I like silly
WOO YAY HOUPLA
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:39,
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oh hang on - I like silly
WOO YAY HOUPLA
I have been lurking and enjoying so thought i'd better make an effort, i don't shop yet but this is a nice puppet that's part of my current project........which is nice
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:38,
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< img src="http://... " >
Current project? Intriguing.
That's a very educational username you have there.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:39,
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is your username
taken from that film that was on C4 last night?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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that am exceeedingly swish
it'll take pride of place on my mantle-piece so it shall
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:34,
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I'd simply love that in
wallpaper size.
hint. nudge.
its spectacular.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:50,
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hint. nudge.
its spectacular.
Le Cock Sportif: Episode 5
It's not that sportif, i know...
Previous:
Baseball Phallus
Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:32,
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It's not that sportif, i know...
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Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
I've heard of beating your meat,
but it appears the worm has turned.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:34,
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Already heard
Oh, medication, medication
Medication, that's what you need...
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:29,
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Medication, that's what you need...
i have tesco value loo roll.
it works but your ringpiece won't be up to much for a long while after
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:31,
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Ah!!!!
The world record for most human brains devoured in 24 hours stands at 2,468. This record is held my Mr. N. McWhirter, of Church Lane Mortuary, Shropshire.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:30,
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First Roy Castle
and now Norris on the board.
Ambassador, you are really spoiling us!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:31,
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Ambassador, you are really spoiling us!
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