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# Pussy cat photo

This one always follows me around, and chases me, and runs for miles following me meowing and purring all the way. I don't even know where he lives!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# ooooo
lovly picture
lovley cat



terrible spelling on my part
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# them is good photos :¬)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# awwwwww
fluffy
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# He's gorgeous :)
Looks a bit like my Harvey :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# i stole a tabby cat when i was 5 (well - not literally stole, it followed me - but i wasn't going to complain),
and it sat in my bedroom with me all day until my mum got home and screamed

so sadly not - it'll just bring up bad memorys :(
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Possibly.
But only if you're still living with your mum.

[edit]
And it's not stealing if that cat chooses to live with you. You're giving it freedom from its oppressive capitalist owners who probably feed it Iams - which are foul.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# so by stealing the cat,
i'd be sticking it to tha man?!

right on brother!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# or perhaps it's because
you smell of fish?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Hmmm...
...now there's a possibility.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# is that what you call your little pussy


/coat
/door
/never to return
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# sorry
won't mention it ever again

again sincere apologies

/end sarcasm
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Steal it.
Steal it, um, hard.

It obviously likes you. Perhaps it has sucky owners? Give it a home.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# that reply up ^ there
was meant for you

*slaps himself*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# aaaaaaawww
boy what a cutey! (hunky chunky almonds, they're the secret of my beauty)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# that looks like Charlie!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# i dreamt last night that i fell through the road


and the only thing i could hold onto was the white markings. I had to shimmy along the centre markings, until i found some chevrons where i could i rest. The white lines where strong and easy to hold onto, but the yellow lines where soft, like wet sand stone, and didn't really suuport your weight
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# you
are in love with your mother.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# And, pray tell,
what were you doing last night that could result in a dream like this
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Strong, easy to hold on to...
...cocks. Your dream is about cocks.

:)

(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# like
foghorn leghorn?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# That's exactly it.
He represents your dad or something.

Hmm... was your old man ever Southern Coated or anything?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# more road related excitement...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# We heart the rockabilly!
Jah natulich!
Das rockabliiy we heart!
Elvis!....Carl Perkins!....Elvis!....Carl Perkins!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Nice.
I'm listening to King Kurt at the mo. OK, so that's Psychobilly, but the haircut's the same.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# I've got the cramps on
i think it may have been an influence somehow!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I vote we all listen to the...
...Frantic Flintstones next.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I was going to suggest
some Thee Mighty Caesars or as it is friday afterall, hows about Cowboy Barnes and his Drinking Buddies?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Frenzy or Demented Are Go!
...and that's my final offer...

[edit]
Chosen - "Robot Riot" now playing.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Demented are go
it is then
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Yay!
You're really good...I HATE you.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# I have seed your sites
and they am bester,
Thus i LOATHE you!

Did you hear form that strokes video spammer bloke at all mister B?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Nope
not a sausage.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Yay
He is Great!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done (better) but here's my mindpiss contribution
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# I have made bugger all contribution
so woo and yay to you :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# landmark
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# right
where is it?

Woo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Just what I was thinking
:)
It's like B3ta's very own Where's Wally
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I've
had a good look at this one - there isn't one.

/fact
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# i'll be
quite annoyed if that's the case.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# some of the quicker
and dirtier ones are nekkid of tha tag ya knaa.

still all quite damn WOO though

/admiration+envy
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# err
forgot rushed sorry
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# 5 fekking
minutes i was staring at that, ya bampot!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# there ya go
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# très bonne mais où est-elle l'étiquette?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# nope,
give up, can't find it.

woo,btw
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Woo Yay
(compo it)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Had an idea...


New Michael Winner not-so-blue screens.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# haha
snort.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Woo!
Great work.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
Chuckle!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# hehe
woo that
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Ha!
Woo
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Communist Britain...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
best yet


rockstar ate my hamster was a cool game

/rummages in the attic
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# that was a top game

used to have it on the speccy what a top game

"lummy refuses to go on stage till he has a diamond studded jumpsuit"
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# is that smug cat I see there?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# i have asmug cat just like that one
except he is black
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Saddam-Hey-Yah
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# my hamster has a taste for human flesh
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# woo
?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Eep!
Nice hamster.....
/backs away slowly
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# my Audrey has a taste for human flesh
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hehehehe
woo!



I like how only her left eye moves
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Her right eye
is actually a billiard ball ...

the result of a gimping experiment gone horribly wrong
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# niiiiice
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Hamsters truly are
the work of the devil.

As I have previously demonstrated here.

Oh, and Edward Monkton is fab: madness hamsters!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# they are both
fantastic and true
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# But what's this..
..look who's driving!




Muchly Woo to you!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Drive by shooting on the Westieside
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Loon!



Edit: Woo!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# coffee/screen interaction
heheheehehehehhehee
w/y/h
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Re:
Hate to be a stickler for detail... but,

Bob, you being a scotsman, should "KEN" that that, is a Westie, Not a Scotty, the scotties are black.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# oops - you're not wrong
However, in my defence, I am ignorant.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Thats ok, i'll forgive ya..
My other half HATES it when people refer to our westhighland terrier as a "Scotty Dog", i swear, one of these days, one more person will do it and i'll have a "me myself and irene" situation with her!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Just so no-one else can do it
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# And let me be the first to say
I don't get it.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# This took me far too long...

Clicky full-size


Me hopes you likey :)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I like it.
I don't quite understand it, but I like it.
/thick
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Neds = chavs = Burberry wearing scum
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# I was delighted to learn whilst in Glasgae
that NED means non-educated delinquent
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Ah.
I think I'm rapidly apporaching the threshold where I don't understand this new fangled slang thing any more..

fo' shizzle.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's hard to stay down wit da kidz.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# word.
*makes elaborate hand gesture a la Westwood*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# *pulls tracky bottoms down so everyone can see her pants in a street stylee*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
was worth it
WOOtiful
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# I wonder if anyone
has done kill bill with anneka rice?

WOO to the pic.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# That am woo
And would be an absolute crapload better than the wankfest Taratino version.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This film would be worse but there'd be no more Vicar of Dibley

(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Gah...
bad mental picture...
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# first kack film
I saw in America
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# i enjoyed it
in an 80's fear of invasion kinda way
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] it wouldnt be that bad... yay communism..


i havent done anything to this image to be honest but i think its best that way

fwap fwap
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# You'd
have thought she would wear Red UNDERPANTS..

Tch..!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# or gold
ones
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# or none
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ...
/delays standing up to go for lunch
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# she does...
3 days a month
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# communism
works for me


*fwap*x10
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# long live
our glorious socalist overloads!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# is that a crudely drawn
abstractist cock on her racket? it's even got the spunkdribble and everything.

ps. she can't play tennis, but who cares, right?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# amen to that
brother
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# She plays tennis?
When did that happen?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# go Communism!
*distributes wealth*

*All £1.23 of it*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# woo!
if I was a man:

*fwap*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# even if youre not...
you would

maybe
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# maybe
...




edit: yannn, the Big Lebowski is my favorite movie EVER. therefore: you rock!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Ladies *flick*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# According to
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# mine to!
i watched again the other day, hence username

and you rock cos you said you would maybe shag Anna K

(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# maybe
but i like uma thurman better
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# ever heard of vietnam? your entering a world of pain!
IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK???!?!?

ps. can i watch you shag AK
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I take it your not talking to me there?
unless you really want to watch....

world of pain
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# This is not nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
have you seen my vector drawing of Jesus? It's in my profile. meluvsit
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# oooh very good
8 years old dude
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Jesus!
joo said it man

nobody fuck wit da Jesus.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# very nice vector stuff
girls that no about computers and stuff are always very intriguing....

i bet anna kournikova is great at c++
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# she is all fancy coding style
and no substance, only in it for the glamour
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I'm doing something
to the image as I write

*fwap*

....

*fwap**fwap*

...

*fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*

EDIT: nyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# not gonna pearoast again
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# I like the style of your user name
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# You really should see him Jeffery
woo!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *fwap*
Arghhh!

*strangled scream as groin explodes*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# I'd Tiananmen her Square
giggity giggity giggity!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# id redistribute
her wealth


wait...that dont work
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# What if it was Red Square?
Hmm?
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# 'Noon All!
have a crudely done animation
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# yay
slay that dragon man
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# i can stalk you
why are you doing that surely you are aware people can see you!

i love you

i have posters of you all over my house

i am going to kill summat so you can be all mine
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# i want a stalker so they will get jealous and kill summat for me

then they will be sent to prison and i will be free......
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# hmmm
i can kill summat but i am quite crafty so I don't think i will go to jail, unless of course you get wrongly convicted of his murder then I shall follow you there
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# if i ever get imprisoned for a crime i did not commit
i will escape from a maximum security blockade and flee to the los angeles underground
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# help me i have lots of bad guys for you to shoot at but not kill !! HELLLLLLP!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# haha ning
again sorry about the crapness..
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# nah its alright.

you can post it if you want
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# dont have it anymore
deleted after i sent to ya
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# I made a mistake.. I'm Sorry..
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# I raise you one Hasselhoff
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# woo
more mindpiss
ooooeeeeeoooooeeee
i suspect the occult
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# You should always suspect the occult
Right shifty shower of bastards, them lot.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Gah!
damn you down there! (nice logo though!)
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# oops
w/y/h - I needed the 'tater angle
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# And you'll only have to queue...
...for four days to get it.

Actually, it's pretty much like that now anyway.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I have a McSnow with a double McIce?

mindpissage
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# excellently done
sir
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# it
looks like norks, i only realised when you added sicle style nips!

nice shoppage
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# that was my first thought as well

i'll have a McNorkski please
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# What more can I say
great minds

*pokes forehead with finger*
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# watch it that was almost my eye
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# "Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her..."
/Frank Drebin
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Read all about it!


Q&D Edition
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Hehe
Those loony Righties
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't we already live in a one party state?

Off to the Siberian saltmines for the programmers.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# very clever
: D
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Woo!
Like your thinking.
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Much Smartness, Comrade.

(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# hahaaaaa
brilliant!
(, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

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