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# It started off as
something that was intended to be fluffy.. just didn't work out like that!

a little bit seamless too



Clicky for much better bigness

I never thought the guardian to the entrance of Hull would be so CUTE
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Aw!
Can I go to hell?
w/y/h

edit: Dog's just met Terry Waite but he forgot to ask for his autograph :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# send nim back out after him
waving his autograph book and pen in the air..

*Terryyyyyyyyyyy.....*
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I think he should have
tricked him into going into a cupboard and then locked the door.

/hell
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# wow
that was HARSH.

puppy inferior (dog spawn?) is not going to have any trouble keeping warm where you are going......


/one way ticket please...
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Sorry Mrs Patterson.
/hangs head
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
#
*bashes knuckles with ruler..*

Now don't do it again.....
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:12, archived)
# PFFFT!
yep, here's my spare ticket... first class
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Aaaargh!
He came to Glasgow not that long ago, but I made somebody else volunteer to do the interview 'cos I just knew that I'd spend an hour making really obvious gags about radiators and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# remind me of that time
when i needed the holy hand grenade of antioch
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# how long
did you count for?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# 3
not 1
not 4
5 is way off

or something like that
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe he has a holy
Hand grenade?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# certainly do
aimed at mother-inferiors schnoz
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# you HAVE to have
seen Holy Grail right?
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# We are the knights who say.....
...NEE.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# i'd have said Ni personally
GET ON WITH IT!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# the shame of spelling it wrong
run away, run away.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# I saw it when I was a kid
but I can't remember a counting bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# how long must thee count before releasing the holy hand grenade
?
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# and 5 is right out
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Nope, can't remember.
It was 20 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# then you saw it before I was even born
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it goes like this...
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I thank you :)
I feel like one of the in crowd now.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Full script at
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm if you really want.


(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# YAY!
thats awesome!


you didn't know that off by heart did you? because that would be wrong
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Na,
got it from http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaw.
I bet he has big pointy teeth, though.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Yay!
reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

"It IS the Rabbit"

"run away, run away"

edit: beaten to it. Damn my slow fingers.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Har har har.
Fear my flying fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:03, archived)
# what are they doing
to be flying so fast?

typing practice?

bean flicking?
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:09, archived)
# I do.
I am attracted to your moist cake however.

Hmmmmmmmm, cake.

/drools.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# i found this in the charity shop yesterday


Ewww.

seamless, i know.
(Clockwork, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# woo
it IS seamless
it only looks a little dodgy coz mike has such bright skin
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Isn't that
The Family Detroux in their early days?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# This bastard
came at me like shit off a shovel
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:54, archived)
# It's OK, he can't bite.
But he does give rather a nasty suck.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# he gets his tongue
into some really awkward places...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:57, archived)
# arrrrgggh
nice shadow

actually - i'm tempted to make the phrase "nice shadow" into my new chat up line.

my current one is "they're the best eye sockets i've ever seen...... today."
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# shadows can be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# O.K
/backs away

/turns runs
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# I hope you killed it with the hardness it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# hit it with the shovel then
*SPANG*!!
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Yet it's amazing
How very sticky shit is.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
#


Slightly remixed pearoast for the noon crowd.
(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# cheers
that am woo
and i loved the film

but i aint seen battle royal 2
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# It comes out in cinema's here soon,
so I heard.

And woo to the pic. I liked the original, but this one's gone the extra bit gooder. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I heard
"Don't bother"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# That might have been me that said that.
And if it wasn't, I'll say it again:-

"Don't bother with Battle Royale 2."
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:57, archived)
# I prefer
the comic books myself, but mneh.
(Girly Gerard contrary to popular belief, the manliest man, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah.
Isn't supposed to be as good as the original.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:58, archived)
# It's not out yet
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# oh right
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# You can buy BR2
on cd-wow.com.

I've got it. Its ok, not as good as the first though. It's very anti-american and theres a bit where two tall towers collapse. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Woo the pearoasts.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# That is really funny!
YaY for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I think some dead baby jokes are in order...
...once the LSE stop setting me infernal exams.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:07, archived)
# yay!
(dognutz, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:11, archived)
# that
is most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:28, archived)
# heheh
I'd love to see all the memes having to kill each other. My money's on shark and helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] We're like super villains.


EDIT: size change - still learning : )
(klondyker, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Ooo. A bit o' politics.
Me likey very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Make it 280 wide ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:54, archived)
# *laughs till she coughs up blud causing Ewan to laugh*
I really like spikes new look there!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Gah!
Death* to John Reid!

*Obviously, death is a bit harsh. Losing his job would be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Michael Howard should dye his hair peroxide blonde.
That would be great.

Then again his wife is pretty fine for 60 something. I don't think he needs any help.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Never run into a Rednosed Badger

You can't see it, but hes wearing mean ass boots
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# i love it
woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Use the force, young Anaki(tte)n
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# yey!
A proper post!!!! woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Oh yes.
"Watch Star Wars - Episode I again... all kitten scenes restored."

Or don't.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I'd be so much more likely to watch it
if quality kitten graphics were incorporated.

/how rude, big WOO! to racing kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Id only watch episode 1 again if it had kittens in
"Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like, F-UC-K-I-N-G Shaft!"
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Very woo
Go go racer kitty (another entrant to the B3ta grand prix?)
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# For those of you requiring better grip on a variety of bottoms:
anchors away!

Tickled me just a little, hope you agree.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
What were you looking for when you found that?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Don't ask.
I'd hate to upset anybody's views on quality journalism.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Oh Furry,
you are such a honey,
but I'm afraid to say,
your link isn't funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Damn.
Maybe I need to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# There is no world outside b3ta.
Just make sure you remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I'll take you out-
I know a great internet cafe we could have a romantic red-bull in...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:55, archived)
# That's very kind of you
but I'm afraid Red Bull makes me spack out.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Perfect!
I like lively girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Well, if you're willing to pose as my care worker
I suppose we could come to some arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 12:01, archived)
# No problem.
I will have a syringe full of sedatives to hand at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Maintain the fluffiness... through poetry.
You can't go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# huzzah
i hate sandy bottoms
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# quote:
"Best all-around Anchor I've ever used"

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I'd love to speak to that guy
on his opinions and methodology when it comes to evaluating boat-last measures.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:54, archived)
# avast ye!!
whatever tickles your fancy

'ning (just) 2 you!!!
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Asia's #1 buddhist
(Dolokhov, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# i love that pimp hat
i must have used it, like, 500,000,000,000,891 times

woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:47, archived)
# 'Ning!
I've told you a squillion times not to exaggerate.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# :P
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# all this counting has made me good with numbers
1
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# 2
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I know
he just exaggerates all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# :(
how rude

you are the RUDEST person on b3ta
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Well
I'm NEVER EVER speaking to you again EVER.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# :p
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Aw!
You know I'm only joking, don't you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Woo.
Seamless pimpin'.
(I helped save b3ta! jhsinclair, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Woo!
I love that pimp hat.

'Ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:47, archived)
# one after the other,

they keep taking off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Whoo
And yay
(Dolokhov, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# just cos your new we'll let you off
but its 'woo' and 'yey' and if very wooyey then 'hoopla'
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# oh
I always put woo yay....I think
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Who remembers on the buses?
(bigkyri, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:40, archived)
# woo
get that bus out!
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# ha
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# .
seemless
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
Ow, right Blakey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
effort...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# thats pretty good
woo

i have an idea for the hospital dealy - but i aint got photoshop in college

i might have to skip lectures and go home
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Sensible policies
for a greater britain.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# yay
im this countries future

WAZOO
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Woo!
I do like that. What's the going rate for a kidney at the moment?
(one not-very-careful owner, 25 years, high specification)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# $1500
and we'll also buy one of your livers.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:59, archived)
# Happy, sunny, paint mash.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# yay!
how charming : )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# it IS charming
what a fantasically dickension observation
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# squire
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# I've been spazzing back through this morning's posts,
and I thought it was worth pointing out that there's no need to artificially raise your post count by replying to old threads. We love everyone here, however many posts they have.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# ssssshhhh
don't tell anyone
otherwise they're going to hate me
again
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:43, archived)
# in my defence
im nice to everyone
even noobs
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# That is true.
Can't fault your politeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I concur. Makes Timespazzing very unpleasant.
This ones for you market man



PS: 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# well
now you've gone and hurt my feelings
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# How many feelings?
Tell you what, why not count them one by one.....*



*don't
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Don't stir up trouble with the new people.
We're all one big happy family, remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:47, archived)
# how rude
i've been here some time

not ages, granted, but enough to know that what i've been doing is wrong

:D
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# then your soul will be saved
What you do is fairly annoying but hey, at least you aren't that cocksnot Glen :/. You know the one? Or are you more from the dayshift crew?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# new
my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:04, archived)
# thats very clever
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:48, archived)
# please
don't encourage him.. we don't need someone practicing counting to 12 on here..... again.
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# unpleasant maybe
but it sounds well cool, "what you been doing?"

"timespazzing!"


"cool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:47, archived)
# it sounds like the worst 1986 film
.......ever
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# funnily enough
this is the worst 1986 film ever made:

(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Yay!
Troma!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:53, archived)
# yay
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# shiny happy, er, dogs in hats..um
woo!
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# You are Michael Stipe
and I claim my five pounds
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:43, archived)
# shiny happy people is the worst song they ever wrote
100% not true
100% guarenteed*






*(not guarenteed)
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Is that some kind of Brighton Rock quote?

Just asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I was so bored stuck in traffic this morning ...
..I took a picture of an advert with "Death To All Boy Racers" grafittied on it. Then I took a picture of the big beaver that was holding us up...
(G-Funk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I see no traffic!
You should try living in London...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Pffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
fool
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I was in Bicester Village at the weekend
and took a picture of the Burbery (sp?) Factory Shop, but it didn't come out :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Did it have...
...a giant neon light underneath it?

Or couldn't you get close enough because of the "thumpin' bass"?
(minister of heresy, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# How many Citroen Saxo / Peugeot 106 ...
... cars do you see with those bloody stooopid blue LED's on the washers ?
(G-Funk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
#
you can get 3 points on your licence for them
good
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Any cunt with his fog lights on...
Day or night, any cunt driving around with his running lights on and using his front fogs instead of headlights deserves a good kicking and denial of privilages (Breathing for a start)....

Cunts. If you don't know how to legally drive then get the fuck off the road!


/peeve.

Actually, one of the local chavs (his fiesta has stickers all over it, including a Fake "Racing petrol cap" that keeps peeling off) has smashed his idiot mobile up.

That gave me a chuckle......
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:46, archived)
# fact:
up to £2500 fine for fog light use.

FACT #2: not enought traffic cops to enforce it.
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# That was a ...
...particularly entertaining rant, and I would like to buy you all a pint.

Also..

-Fat exhausts (usually on 1.2i Corsa's)
-Excess spoilers (to the point you can't tell what make the car is)
-"Cool writing" on number plate
-Red/green/blue side-lights
(G-Funk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Too close....
I live too close to Bicester Village for comfort..... (Too many shops....)

Gotta keep the wife away from there.. ;)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I know the feeling...*
*This may however be untrue, as I live in Oxford, not Bicester and dont have a wife. All opinions expressed here are those of the individual and not the management. R.O.A.R.
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:50, archived)
# I hate waiting for beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Yes,
Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Is the kid really called "Beaver Cleaver"
Punnage supreme!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:52, archived)
# The Spammer Mentioned Lived in UK!
www.mannequin3d.com/powerbook/

AN AMAZING STORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Calmius, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Glassius cockius I think
But it's very funny and everyone who hasn't seen it should do.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:25, archived)
# ohhh
the glass cocks
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:41, archived)
# seen it before
but that's ok
im sure some others havent
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I haven't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:27, archived)
# :P
there you go

you might not have seen these sites aswell

www.b3ta.com
www.rathergood.com
www.goatse.com Surprisingly SFW
www.google.com
www.body-land.com NSFW
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:29, archived)
# www.goatse.com is weird
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Give people warning
if things aren't safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:35, archived)
# whhhooooops
sorry everyone
:(
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:36, archived)
# nsfw
i think actually covers it
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:42, archived)
# i like the goatse site at halloween
they changed it to a pumpkin hollowed in the shape of goatse. genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# heh
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Nor me
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:33, archived)
# That looks quite long.
Any chance of a brief précis?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:32, archived)
# what i do
is read 1 in 5 words
and i get the idea of whats going on
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Counting the words may slow me down somewhat.
*skips to end of story*

"And this is where we sit. We know he paid for it, and we know he has it. Now we wait for his response. If none is received, then we call and find out why."

So, they sold the Powerbook and got the money for it?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:35, archived)
# nope
you actually just missed the story of the first moon landing, told backwards in french - with a red herring ending
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Ah-ha!
I can't read French, so that would explain everything. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:40, archived)
# This is great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:40, archived)
# I don't quite know what it is...

but i want one
(udlras, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# so do I
it's called a Furbizoo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# It's
very fluffy (and also disturbing at the same time)
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:22, archived)
# cute, but a little sinister
like the scottish hotel owner from little britain
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
I love him,

Best of all the Little Britains*


* may not be 100% of truth
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:29, archived)
# oooh
i think it is 100% truth

welll, maybe it is and maybe it isn't

(doo doo de dum) on recorder
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Here we go again...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:19, archived)
# tribute bands always get it wrong
otherwise they wouldnt be tribute bands
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:24, archived)
# i dont understand
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Tribute bands
It's a little known fact that John, Paul, George and Ringo started out in the B-Tulls - a Jethro Tull tribute band. (Well I thought it was funny!) :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:34, archived)
# it was far too subtle for me
now you explain it
its a very very good joke

woo, yay
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:35, archived)
# *blush*
Thank you... :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:36, archived)
# i have
new hair!!

(GarfieldLeChat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:19, archived)
# A chav punk?
Don't see them often!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:19, archived)
# yes you do
you fucking liar
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Aye!
i see then everyday, they're fucking everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# they all play gameworkshop
warhammer or something
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:22, archived)
# You kidding?
The only dice they know how to use are the fluffy ones they hang from their rearview mirrors.

(Used to work in workshop... it was hell in there)
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:33, archived)
# They don't even know they're chavs.
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:27, archived)
# how do you know that your not a chav
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:27, archived)
# I think i might be
.
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:30, archived)
# so am I
let's have twins
and wear trackies
and try and get student prices on everything
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:31, archived)
# PunkChav!
I imagine you have baffling taste in music.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Get little blue LED's implanted
on your eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)
# don't you think
that's vereing off down the goth route?
(GarfieldLeChat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:22, archived)
# how rude
what's better
Goth Route
or Route 66
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:25, archived)
# surley that's
route 666 :D
(GarfieldLeChat, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:44, archived)
# you also need some underchassis lighting
and a spoiler.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:26, archived)
# and a blazing squad cd
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Have a hippopotamoose
(Bebop4ever, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:18, archived)
# take a woo
and pass it on.
(mr wrigglesworth, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)
# ain't thart by the Coral
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)
# The beginning of that tune
always reminds me of the beginning to the Littlest Hobo theme song.

/Until tomorrow, i'll just keep moving on
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:22, archived)
# ewwww
i hate that song
it was one some gay-ass add with a dog on
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Dum, dum da, da, da dum
Find a feeling pass it on...
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Im addicted
to you coz i know that your woo.
(mr wrigglesworth, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Prescott
is going to be releasing a single come xmas,its a remix of the old whispering grass song..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Get those shoulders back you loverly boy
Woo, yay. I used to love that show when I were little.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Me too...
but I think I was quite an innocent wee thing- my mum assures me it was quite er... unsound and thus unlikely to be repeated.
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:19, archived)
# its
on ukgold.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:21, archived)
# You little star... thanks!
/enters grubby world of repeat programming
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 20 May 2004, 11:25, archived)
# awesome
have a woo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I've seen Don Estelle singing in a shopping centre in Hyde.
I'm proper classy, me.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:20, archived)

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