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# Is it a bird is it a plane?
well its obviously none of them is it.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Eep.
That is rather nice.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# No. It's an eagle
with a very impressive mask on.

Edit: And Woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# yaaaaay
that am lully
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# He's nice
here's a friend for him
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:50, archived)
# very woo!
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Might have known they'd blow it out of all proportion
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Haha
me likey
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# that is great!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# if you want gmail
mail me (profile)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Today would be the day
That my mail server decides to spazz out, hmm wonder if my uni mail still works....
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
Fab!

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Blobcat#32 Working in a poundshop sucks

Ball-scratchers are the worst.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# thats quite
funny despite being filled with hatred

have a woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# *scratches balls*
so dahlin' 'ow much is diss den?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# where I come from
we call people from the midlands 'chizzits' because they ask how much chizzit? before arguing it's too much.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# we call them YAMyams
cause they say yam going here yam going there
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# I'm from the midlands
and we do indeed get called that if we go to Skeggy. Not that I ever go to Skeggy, y'unnerstand, we in the collective sense.

bugger
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
not as bad as McD's
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Im sick of
The pay, the twins, screaming babies, weird and disabled people. and when i say disabled people I dont mean mentaly or wheelchair users, I mean the fat fucks that cant be arst to walk in those hired electric chairs down the road.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Everything that scares the shite out of me... (+ a craf gif)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Where's the dugat?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
#


edit/ I did this earlier referring to the Fast Show not as a comment to the above poster
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# is it liono perse that scares you
or people who dress up like him?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# i think that's
tigro.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# it was the most hottific representation of thundercats
i could find, for it is the show in general that gives me the frear

/cries
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# that is the bad way
to wear a skin tight suit
it should never be done while haveing outty genitals
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# poodles
are wankers.
giant gays among dogs.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:33, archived)
# they are bloody
evil. if they are gay they are the toms men style big hard gay. dont fuck with poodles they were breed to kill things on land and water
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:36, archived)
# are
they gayer than those dogs that are so small and look like rats? I'm not sure it's just they're so rubbish.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# the ones
that wear ribbons in their hair - fucking pansies. yeah they're gayer.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:43, archived)
# it's the people
that snog their dogs that are the true battie boys. just how sick is that!?!?!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# hang on
people who snog dogs are bad and wrong
battie boys I asume means men who snog men thats a sight more normal if you ask me
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# ah
was just expanding on the use of gay to mean bad. no offence intended to real genuine batsters.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# "An ode to personal pronouns"
You am not me
I are not you
They is not we
One weren't them too

He are not she
Ye must concur
That thee aren't it
And him ain't her
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# this am the of are!
of them, is a you.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Pull Over
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# hehe
that made me smirk
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# I smirked at the
backwardness of the word ambulance. Very smirky.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# it is
rather smirksome that, innit :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# superb
like the way you need a mirror to read it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)
# hell yeah!
i'll eat that, sir!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)
# You should go and work for the Sun.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)
# YAY
quality reworking of a timeless classic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
breathes

hahahahahahahahahahaha

ad infinitum
Edit: slightly related repost that I forgot I had
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# heeheehee
very nice!

even though i'm a veggieand a Smiths fan, i found it funny. take that, you folks who think veggie Smiths fans have no sense of humour! ;D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# I may have found my soulmate!
/dumps wife
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# *grins and blushes*
oh stop. i think it's almost a requirement to be a veggie if you like the Smiths. ;D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# I'm a carnivore...
and love The Smiths. Am I a freak?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# depends
i haven't seen the pictures yet. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:51, archived)
# i don't eat the meat
but I had "picnic on the streets of london, picnic on the streets of birmingham" stuck in my head today.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# you surprise me there
dunno why, but you do.

YAY for all teh veggienesses!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# heehee
a picnic in the streets sounds either like a city festival or the most dangerous first date ever. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# what?
as well as nuts?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# You changed your username again!
Damn!

*reaches for clean socks*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# well you know
the ones you had on were a bit stinky.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fantastic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I may never get
"some grills are bigger than others"
out of my head
ever ever

*sings* some grill's burgers are bigger than other grill's burgers ...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# ha
nice addition
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Anymore, people?
That Yolk Isn't Runny Anymore
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Girlfriend in a korma
was the one I left out for being er.. probably thought up by someone else
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# pretty grills make steaks?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:34, archived)
# erm...
I Know It's Hors d'oeuvre
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Sweet and Sour Hooligan?
or Sweet and Tender Chicken?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
Apparently Morrissey's new album is called "You Are The Curry".
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:35, archived)
# featuring the hit song
First Of The Gang To Diet

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# And...
You Know I Couldn't Fast
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# don't forget
that he's also collaborated on Nancy Sinatra's new album too*

*100% honest FACT
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Yay!
The Smiths rock!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Application formication
Apologies for the pearoast, but it was too surreal for folks 1st thing this morning.

Home Sweet Home
The Latest DoSS ID Card application form - part of the Identity Cards Initiative - About Your Habitat

The Form

The story and other stories.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:20, archived)
# still is
a bit
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)
# a lot?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Not
a time-based problem, then...
Oh well.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)
# ha, i still liked it
the others wher better tho
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# fair
comment.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I saw it this morning
so I guess I should have commented.

I like it. Well done. Gold star.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# You may discover you like... German Porn?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:20, archived)
# mmmm
nice
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:33, archived)
# with thanks to useful_idiot
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaha
Egg sealent!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Oh yay
you should definitely tag that IMMEDIATELY
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# What
he said
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# wait a minute.....
Watson - the games a foot!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)
# and here i was
playing using my hands
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# That it is....



Speed potato shopping
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# is that your leg?
If so, what the fuck's wrong with it??
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:38, archived)
# arf!
brilliunt!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)
# hehehe
ace
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Just because it's true...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Quick! Tag that !
I's going to go viral in 5...4...


Which means I think it's not JUST very good, it's VERY VERY good
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# What he said
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I agree
I see that one spreading faster than thrush.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
# oooh
Woo. lovely stuff.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
# nice, but inaccurate
the trains seem to be in perfect condition.
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)
# my bad My Bad
I shall ammend to have piss and puke on
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# but
they don't seem to be going anywhere fast, so you're spot on there
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# The trains
also
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# and the trains
too
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:30, archived)
# fantastic
WYHP
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:27, archived)
# WYHP?
you've lost me on that, come back and get me
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# he means
woo/yay/houpla/panowie
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Nice but...
..where are the cameras I heard from ?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:47, archived)
#
Nipper's just nipped off
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# That'll learn him.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# teach
do ya mean :P
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Oh dear

Someone.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that's aksing for trouble
I'm gonna hide in the chimbley.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)
# hee hee


*goes off to light the fire*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:23, archived)
# see
he's was gettin' all cowboy on yer ass.
that's how them cowpokes talk. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Thanks
Almost right..
That'll learn him is a colloquialism.

Kind of an irony thing. Which happens a lot 'round here
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)
# oops
i just have cowpokes on the mind today. odd really, seeing as i live in a city. hmm.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Hey
That's not a bad thing. Yay for cowpokes.

*Goes off to find out what the hell cowpokes are*

Edit:
cowpoke

n : a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:25, archived)
# and *pokes* them?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:29, archived)
# not before buying them dinner first.
manners. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Dinner? Pah!
Alcohol does the trick*


*May be a lie
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Dinner, THEN booze
or you get very icky results ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Hehe
;o)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:44, archived)
# it probably won't
not all dogs are as clever as people.

woo to the pic' - that bastard's had it comming for a good long while!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# is half the dfog meant to be left behind?
his outline remains on my screen.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# dont
on my screen
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# "Doesn't"
;p
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# looks ok on mine..
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# ahh well
I refreshed and it still does it. If it's ok on everyone elses then just ignore my witterings.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
# He's been standing there so long,
the sunlight faded the wall around him.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# as another hurricane threatens the florida coastline...

no surprise to see Sven Goran Eriksson in the clouds.
So very sorry, must've been done before.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Oh,
at least twice
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# goes to fridge
needs a hummus butty.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Sorry
that's my reply to everyone who says "Surely been done?" to the most lunatic of images.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)
# no really
I needed a hummus butty.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# loon
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# if he was threatening the florida coast...
i'd be happy. then maybe our national team wouldn't be quite so bad. ;)

It'd take nothing short of a miracle, really. ;D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:14, archived)
# which national team would that be?
on this multi-national board.

edit/ perhaps this is universal and aplies to ALL national teams now I think of it
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)
# *looks left* *looks right*
*points to profile*

The US.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# ahah
So many people omit pertinent things like information in their profiles that I do not automatically assume to look. Thank you.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# you're quite welcome.
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:22, archived)
# independant northern england
firkin fondlers united
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# woo
tasticle of the fan
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# YOU CAN FOOL AMERICA BUT YOU CANNOT FOOL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

TERRORIST
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# looks a bit like like
Fear and Loathing in DC. very woo! :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I don't understand.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# bad joke about temperature
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# OhrightIsee.
It was the TERRORIST bit that confused me.
Wooo.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i think the link is:
michael moore - made a film called 'fahrenheit 911'
fahrenheit 911 - measure of temperature, 911F
911F - temperature that would almost certainly be a fire
fire - burns things
things - for example bush babys
bush babys - george w. bush
george w. bush - tosser
tosser - michael moore
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ooh,
let's hope there are no Teflon-coated pans in the White House. Because they'd be ruined in that heat.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# nope
they got rid of those after Reagan left office ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Wait...
he left?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)
# yeah
but Thatcher's still the British Prime Minister, right? ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:17, archived)
# might aS
well be
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I thought
he only ever used aluminium pans
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# oof!
naw, he's the Teflon President. Even Slicker than Willy.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Brown: Reducing the levy on Murray Mints
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I think he's just f**ked me
So he sucks alround

Woo to the pic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# How strange, I have one of him doing that too
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# awww, thats cute
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# ...
it's a mouth, no, it's a beak ... a mouth... a beak ...argh!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# nyargh!
Poly wanna banana?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] What a time to be alive...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# snigger
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
i like it. i'm jealous of her jaunty outfit. ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# giddy up!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# yeeehaw! and howdy there, pardner. :)
i always wanted to be a cowgirl. they get to wear the best hats ;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# see!
the best hats! though i don't think i'd look very good in a small purple cowboy hat.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:18, archived)
# *chuckles*
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# that be top that!
please could you tell me what font you used for the lettering at the bottom ???
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# sure, its...
cooper black italics
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# aw - thanks
your a star
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Woo!
Compo it?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:13, archived)
# eh?
whats compo?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# this weeks challenge is
modern things as predicted by the world in the 1950s. Your image just seemed perfect for it. You can edit the post and select "This is a challenge entry" if you want to enter it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:21, archived)
# i see
nice one. i'm there!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# got punnage?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:03, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# ha
ha get mine?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# not really so i gave you
a 'pfffft' as a sign of 'crikey, that pictures a bit hatstand'
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Darey
milk :D:D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# hah hah hah hah hah!
punnage galore!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# *slaps*
that is painful :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:06, archived)
# ahaahah
'BARK-squelch'
'what's that, rover? You've hit the ground? good boy!'
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:08, archived)
# is a tampon
in a safety glass?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# no
ha ha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# I'm sure this looked better in my head
Does it make sence to anyone?

(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:02, archived)
# arf
aye



ooh, have a WOO
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# scary
woot
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:04, archived)
# pffffft
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:05, archived)
# hah
ha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# no
it doesn't even make sense.


/temporary pedant mode
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# as in
you don't get the joke, or it's a situation which would not be regarded as 'making sence' ... oh I've just realised - 'sence' ..doh!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)

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