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# BIBLEMAN!
its great.it really is.it is here
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# where?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# there on the stair?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# under where?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# a little mouse with clogs on?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)
# no, I found the place
/autocomplete
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# google says
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hey rob
i might have asked this before, but what's borked b3ta.com/board_stats/ ?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# it's probably sea monkeys in the apaches
or a small bit of fluff in the HTMLs

email cal and ask him.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# damn those sea monkeys and their page killing ways!
cheers.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# too many posts i think,
or cal took it down to stop pointless post boosting. i used to love the random quote though, sniff.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# hmmm
but wouldn't that make it say "page not allowed" or something, but it looks php-borkified.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)
# there's only one bibleman,



God.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# I'm one now...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)
# you too?
damn.hes got a bug!


/matrix
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)
# WTFYBOAB!?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# i fixed it.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hehehe
twat =D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# i demand satisfaction!
are you insulting me?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# wha? no
i saw the link and thought it was funny...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# ok well that is good
update on priest person; he just pushed someone of the stage.onto concrete flooring.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# ok he has now reverted
to saying a prayer which included the terms 'money','donate' and 'just $100(AUD)'about 2-5 times each.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Caution: may contain walrus*




*considerably likelier not to contain walrus
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# wierdness
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# it is very not right eh.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)
# hehe im threadjacking my own thread.
on the tv a priest just took al of a womans pearl,gold and silver jewelery and binned it.because it was 'cursed'
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# At least she didnt have to cast it
into a volcano.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# that reminds me...
...i went and bought the first LOTR game.it's utter shite.



fucking dark riders.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
the soundtrack is fantastic
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Evening board..
A quick one for ya.. (Isn't it annoying when work gets in the way of posting?!)



(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# certainly
woo!

edit/ I am really looking forward to that film too :D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# 2 words for you
Paul.Anderson.

Apart from Event Horizon, the man cant direct for shit
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# yes, but
Aliens!

and

Predators!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Wah?
No puppies?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Puppies would piss all over
aliens and predators. Hence the reason why they're not in the film :(
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Meh
Trailer looks alright. But you didnt hear that from me alright *taps nose*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)
# pffft! work
/summer holidays

woo by the way
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha
arf
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Wow!
That's lovely.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# haha
you loon, that is amazing dr!

Woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# he shouldn't have gone for that last lucky strike
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# destory tokmeow!
tiptopstuff.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Giant
radioactive miner cat?

Nice!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# *does the macarena*
RRRAAGGH!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
# eyyyyyy
macarena! AIIIIIIII!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# hooray!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Bright eyes
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Eye eye!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# RUN!.......
Run like the wind
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# pffft
what is this, 80s horror night?

actually that would be a cool compo: "B-Movie Monsters. You've all seen badly done monsters at the movies, nows the chance to make up your own horrifying entities."
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# the wind isn't fast enough
we're all doomed
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# dooooooooooomed!
*runs back behind the couch*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# is there any chocolate left?
*hides there too*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# just a half-eaten twinkie
and a dirty gummi bear!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooMED
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# mmmmm twinkie....
i love twinkies
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:39, archived)
#


(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# *THAT* particular twinkie has terrified me
and now i shall have nightmares of twinkies... i might even be afraid to eat another twinkie
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
# heh
i have never heard of anyone fearing Twinkie the Kid. wow.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)
# ARGH!
TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! TEH DUGAT! etc.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# eeeek
he's a quick lil bugger.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# 1.5Mb
broadband is a beautiful thing. And so is that. Woo!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:34, archived)
# hooray for 1.5
although blueyonder is also offering 3MB which sounds like PURE ACENESS
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# yes they
are. And guess what area I'm living in? I'll probably be tempted by 3MB when I get used to 1.5 in about, ooh, 3 days or so.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# 3Mb would be nice...
that is of course assuming i didn't already have 5Mb... muahahaha
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# i am the web
and I need google just to find the kitchen
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# hahah
that's an awesome response!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)
# That's not the creature from Xtro?
..is it?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Otter's can't afford expensive booze.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# awwwwww
poor little otter. ;(
*sniff*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# serves him right... evil little bugger*
woo to your pic!


*otters ARE the most foul evil creatures known to man.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# well. they smell of fish.
badgers are worse, i would have thought.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# badgers aren't hellbent on world domination.
otters are.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# 14lbs of monterey jack and the continent of australia.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I saw some otters
at Chessington today - kids kept on swinging their bags into the compound to see them attack...
Unfortunately none of the little shits (humans) got bitten...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:35, archived)
# they will...
oh they will...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# awwww
otters are cool, I met a tame one once, it went on my shoulders like a cat :)

TJ: god I'm bored, wishing I had a fibreoptic link rather than cruddy 512k broadbean, then I could be watching the Pac-Man cartoons rather than watching the download window
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# it was searching for a perch
so it could eat your brains and manifest itself in your body.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# I found a ferret once, and took it home.
It was very smelly and obsessed with seeking out holes to crawl down. It was also highly energetic and never stopped moving (except it could be hypnotised by whistling a certain note). It annoyed me for months until I found somebody to give it away to.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# Kiki
poing poing poing
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Pikey fuckers.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:30, archived)
# it's all about the abuse.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# There's
nothing wrong with ASDA's own brand white cider - ungrateful otter...

w/y/h!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# cider?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Nice!
I've been playing with sampling software recently and I know just the place for that!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:37, archived)
# it originates from that classic film
Animal House
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
that's cute
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:32, archived)
# oh dam.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking pissed-up dole-ite otter scum!
I think we should hunt them and kill them and wear their fur
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:41, archived)
# i already am.
*flashes otter-skin underpants*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Cor!
A fur-lined willy warmer! How luxuriant!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)
# and buttock warmer.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:24, archived)
# "fnar" isn't in the dictionary at the other place.
That makes me feel sad.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# looks like my bike helmet
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Dick Beattie likes bizarre theatrical productions

(allegedly)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# hehehe
how subtle
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Very good.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:25, archived)
# ...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us. And they're fucking great dontchaknow?
CFB
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Must have been hell
when he was dictating the names
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# theres a company what makes elevators and escalators
and it am called Schindler.
So there really is a Schindler's Lift, its not a crap joke at all..
really
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:16, archived)
# fnar
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# eh

evening all
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:21, archived)
# hehe
and evening there you :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# hehe
'ning
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:23, archived)
# hehe



(QDiPS etc etc)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:36, archived)
# If this hasnt been done ill eat my hat!
Many times!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# With the announcement of the first private space flight
Stelios decided that he wanted in the act.

easyShuttle.com - the cheapest way to go mooning

Perhaps it's bindun though.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:08, archived)
# oi'm covered in hot curry oi'm burnin up!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Guess what?
Yeah, that's right, the update for today is finished (at least until I get more emails...) :P

Don't forget to check the bottom of the main page for answers to the most common questions I've caught regarding this project :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:58, archived)
# hoo rah ray!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Rrrragh!
Looking fabby!

I recognise this:

b3ta-motel.ephrine.com/default/motelend.jpg

;)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:02, archived)
# O:)
I might have borrowed it :P

I couldn't get a straight line on my roof edge to save my life, and yours was soo beautifully done :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Yay!
I do like this project!
wheeeeee!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)
# you haven't included
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:15, archived)
# D'oh
Sorry :(

I knew I had forgotten something, but couldn't remember, since I'd forgotten :P
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:18, archived)
# this one appears to be borked
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:31, archived)
# oooo
i love it! *applauds* :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# I'm sure it was in the first one.
I remember seeing it there.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Wayay!
I think it's looking great - I'm not surprised you had to split it up..

It's nice to see each individual lunacy lined up together...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Nicely done
though I do miss the one big version as well.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# yeah
it would be kool to see them all lined up but i can understand that 56k's couldnt hack it, oh well...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)
# oh
mine is the unnamed one to the right of kaitniek's in section 14.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Yay!
Although Threepwoods outdoes mine quite majorly :(
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)
# scary hair


was better - but i never saved it and my pc stalled :(
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)
# awww, not scary at all.
in fact, reminds me of getting ready in the morning. ;)

very nice pic there. :D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Troublemakers, both of them!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# if i was driving id just
carry on, then find the fuckers and eat their fingers.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Found this video in a jumble sale.

Think it might be worth anything?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)
# hmm...
25p

maybe more, if it had a Video inside...

Dr. Woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:46, archived)
# TARDISastic!
Vworp! Vworp!

Would the cow make a better companion then Billy though?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
# a retarded llama
would be better
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:56, archived)
# dr moo?
evening all!

T.J. just got pipex broadband installed, 'tis good. You get 50mb webspace which I'm thinking of using, anyone have any gripes with it at all?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Had this stuck in my head all day


Sorry.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# so you should be
straight to bed with you and F5'ing

edit: NO F5'ing that should be
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# I.. Don't... Understand...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Yay for spoonerisms
nicely done too
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# hehehe
*groan*
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)
# just been playing with tattyshop!
***NSFW***

here|here

*** NSFW***

this'll teach me to play with pr0n...!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# very nice
number 1 is sfw though
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# i like to be careful
as its not nice being done at work! well - it is - but not done buy your boss - unless your boss is a sexy woman and wants you to do her - but not that sort of done! errrm yes!!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# I know what you mean
but happily, I am at home when I am on here (or is that the other way round), so any link is 'safe' for me. number 1 looks totally harmless though
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Then you get nasties like below
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# that is truly nasty
but I have seen far worse
NSFW link, DO NOT CLICK
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:59, archived)
# what is that?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Laverly
i approve
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# i dunno why!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# more importantly
why not?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)
# agreed, very nicely done
and number one is perfectly SFW, i think. :)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Actually
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# im guessing thats not SFW
or is it?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# a bit
but its cool
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:45, archived)
# bah! i will have to battle with the shiteness
of the IE and Outlook combo and email it home and check it when i return
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:48, archived)
# much fun
:)
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:47, archived)
# He likes it...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] TERRIFYING
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# OH THE HUMANITY
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! It's...

wait a second.

*grrr*

yet very woo for making me giggle quite loudly here at work. ;D
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Hi girls!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# It looks like he's been caught
doing the Time Warp on the beach
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# entirely without seams
woo
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# what.......
in his speedos?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# yes, something like that
(, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)

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