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# Thats no wookie


up above the trees & houses falcon flying high...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:56, archived)
# it scores a massive 8 on the chuckle-o-meter
now post a picture of chewie in rainbow quickly before someone else does (w/y/h)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:01, archived)
# let the nookie win...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:10, archived)
# an arf
n woo to you
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:22, archived)
# coke out of nose moment





COLA!! I MEANT COLA!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)
# perry couldn't believe the australian judge had denied him the gold!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:52, archived)
# wahey!
that is ace

but doesn't the lowest and the highest marks get taken out?

w/y!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Nice splash
w/y/h

shhhh pr
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Antipodean bastard...
woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Thanks to the Sun.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:50, archived)
# FWAP
That's woo.
I sense a bandwagon coming on.. There's a SIGNPOST in the picture..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Yes. I may delete the thread in a moment.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:52, archived)
# hi all! WOO!
TJ/check this game es.playstation.com/competition/competition_overview.jhtml?competitionId=23&scenarioId=1
i know it's in spanish / once you're there click on "a jugar" (means play)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:54, archived)
# What does this have to do
with ANYTHING?!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Bah! it's shit.
it's a shit version of break-out that takes over your screen.

rubbish, if you ask me.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:06, archived)
# if hunting is banned
I will have to put down these puppies.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I would rehome
the ones with the pink noses
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Oh good grief.
They'll print anything...

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Ban hunting, pfft
The dogs only catch their prey 1 time in about 15. Crap really. Mind you I rarely miss with a rifle. Poor foxes their for it now !
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:56, archived)
# cats rip apart hundreds of animals every year
will they ban that too
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:00, archived)
# yeah but fox hunting hounds
rip apart hundreds of cats every year so that balances
Its the circle the circle oooooooffffff life
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)
# they should breed special hunt cats.
let hundresd of em loose in the countryside and then set the dogs on em. that'd save killing the poor foxes.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:13, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:41, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:44, archived)
# *exaggerated double-take*
top work!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:44, archived)
# *Snigger*
Couldnt resist :D

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:46, archived)
# That's ace.
And makes me want to shout "GET IN THERE"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:46, archived)
# hehehe
funny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] in a parallel universe weed is legalised
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# pfft!
nice work, woo!
TJ:saw that rainbow post earlier and linked this but don't know if y'all saw it
http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# pfft indeed
thats cool, i cant believe they really broadcast that though
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# they didn't
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:46, archived)
# good gracious me
I'm off to play with my twanging thing now
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)
# It wasn't
broadcast - *It was apparently made because the rainbow cast wanted to do a skit for some charity like comic relief (not actually comic relief but something similar at the time) but the producers wouldn't let them, so they stayed behind one day and made it anyway??

*may not be true but it's what i heard...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Why
make it so big ?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
Because he's the president.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# the joint ?
because he can
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# this is true
why fuck about when you can have it ALL
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)
# What happened to that last post?
You didn't succumb to the nsfw nazis did you?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)
# a spliff that like
deserves my little friend


woo to thee great spliffery
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Phototshopped images only,
please...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)
# He's so stoned his pixels are disintegrating.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:51, archived)
# I bet....
Thats what he did with the International Criminal Court (ICC) treaty.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:53, archived)
# The circle of life
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Hmm
So that's where Penguins come from then? Or was this a one off foster case?

Got coat, will leave :P
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Aw!
How luvvly.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# awww
That made my heart smile
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:35, archived)
# repost:
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# ooh, I like that
I like that a lot
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Very nice
But what a disturbing bowel movement!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:44, archived)
# its the circle
the circle ooooooooooooffffffff life
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:44, archived)
# That looks like Bod
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)
# What a proud mother she is.
Think the ‘father’ will ever know she strayed.

Woo to the animation
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Coo
nice
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:28, archived)
# woo
and yay artty and funny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:28, archived)
# that's beautiful...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:28, archived)
# hahahar!
Boschiful!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Bosh?
tastic
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# pfffttt!
Arf!


Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
high-brow!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW DICTATOR CHALLENGE
"Wish I Was There"



It's Thursday, time for a new challenge. This week, we want what people really wish they were doing.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)
# thuuuuuuuursday challenge?
*faints*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha.
Turn B3TA into a scuzzy version of worth1000.
New challenge every day!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
#
but I'm not ready!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:28, archived)
# piss
I was going to make an actually good parallel universe pick as apposed to any old random shite
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)
# you what now?
where?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Methinks a hijinx
is afoot
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# d'oh
edit: tis the miracle of using lower case L instead of upper case I.
Parallel universe gubbins, y'see.

edit 2: I love space is class
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# I see what you did there
In a parallel universe, posters can make their own challenges on any day they choose.

Original and worth a woo and a yay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# ahh
don't I feel the fool.. not really, but you got me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# i really wish
i could finish myself off *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# INFIDEL!
YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# he he he
changed it back while he's not looking...

I AM SPARTACUS!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I've had a similar doppelganger problem
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:38, archived)
# and
i thought we were mates
*sulks*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:50, archived)
#
Calm down you two. Go to your rooms. ;-)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# ha
ha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# what? who? where?
that's not what I said... oh well...

*kneels before Zod*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# i like that
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I could tell that was false
the challenge images are always under 4KB ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Party
smants!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:51, archived)
# i thought of it but i didn't drop the quality enough
fell back on my old instincts of trying to get it to look better! :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:00, archived)
# you like
willies




tehehe
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Dear Mr Oliver
Your Minted Pea Soup With Crispy Pancetta, Bread And Sour Cream recipe is shit. Love, my Mrs.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Very odd.
I like!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# blllerrrg
woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# NSFW/SFW
THAT is the question.

The fact the Oliver boy is indeed a cunt has been proven many times over, the ladies like him, but their just WRONG.

(Disclaimer - Yes I have just ripped off the barman live)

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)
# when ever i say things are nsfw
i get told that i'm wrong - so i dont bother anymore!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)
# that's at least 5% NSFW in my opinion
but woo.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# i dunno
looks a bit like a peanut
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# more of a pistachio
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# NSFW
filthy heathen
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Seconded
(*)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# NSFW?
Please ...
At your workplace it's alright to be glued to a message board that consists of silly and wonderfilly odd pictures? But you'll get in trouble if one of them depicts a vagina that you can only make out if you look at the pix for more than a second?

Really, I don't like 500x500px of hairy cock on my screen. But I don't see the NSFW in relatively subtle pictures like that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Should
have gone to Specsavers then
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
But am I THAT wrong?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Hear Hear!
I fully and entirely agree!




Hairy cocks, indeed!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# That's remarkably unpleasant
And the picture's somewhat nasty too. No doubt people will complain forthwith.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# With good reason,
I'd say.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)
# gassssp!

Genitals!!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# The shock! The horro!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmm
fanny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Cor!
flaps...nice.
£1
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:27, archived)
# yup a proper cunt face
he didnt use to bother me that much till he started doing those sainsburys adds, they are so annoying
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Mmmm!
Hot dog . . . ?

*squints

MMMmmmm!!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)
# What a dapper looking simian.
Very nice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# oh I sayyy!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Ooh!
Top stuff!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# if he had a top hat
he would be my new king
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# anyone for cream tea?
Sheridan! Pass the hobnobs.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# lovely
and it's got a Frank Muir 'tache
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hmmm
nice...! :o)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# What ho!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# out on a limb
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Arse
I see arse.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)
# you didn't even notice is arms did you?
you're gay.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Gassssp!

ARSE!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:34, archived)
# his arms
are almost as long as mine.
Have you tagged that one?

W00some stuff.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# nah
just doodling
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# top... err... arsage.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# is that legless man pissing in a ariver?
Strrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# is his name Bob?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Took too long, is too big,
and ruined my day, so I'll ruin yours. Probably too subtle and or crap...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)
# [sigh]
*secretly wishes I'd thought of that . . .

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Eh?
Edit: I think I must be the thickest one here today.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Please...
...form an orderly line.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)
# I give up.
Mind you, I haven't slept since 4:30pm yesterday. I think I should go bed.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# "rips into Alabama"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Hurricane Koffi
off the coast of Florida?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Bedtime
I give up, really
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# subtle? hardly.
decent idea
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Don't put yourself down








*No. Do.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:14, archived)
# haha
that's just over the 'actually shit' threshold into the 'so shit it's funny' catagory
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Well it made me laugh.
Mind you, I piss myself when small children or old people fall over and hurt themselves.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)
# woo
stealing my idea, you caaahnt

HOUPLA
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# I fancied
yesterdays 'Hurricane bears down on Cuba' but I couldn't be arsed.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:19, archived)
# first 'shop. quick and crepe.
the latest Hollywood remake..


www.monkeypiratezombie.co.uk
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# What SHOULD it be?
I aint familiar with that one.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)
# the butterfly effect.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Oh.
Puzzled
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# the point
is aston kutcher is a plank.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# yes but he's shagging demi moore.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# but
he's still a plank
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Clown-steak
The funniest of the cuts?

Erm . . . Woo!?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Its nice to mee....
Aaaarghhhhhh!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)
# bravo
more red monstery type things !!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Sinister
That's the word that popped into my head.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)
# can't sleep
clown'll eat me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)
# I thought George was meant to be a girl
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Ahem!
post-op . . .

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Good size
mind.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:10, archived)
# No,
He's only got a small one, but He likes to play with it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)
# I'd personally
prefer the lovely pair of maracas
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Mmmm!
pink, furry maracas . . .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Jane's got a lovely pair.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# my, they're both rather well hung
so's this little fella

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
#
it's why they're both operated from behind a desk.
yay for the Ivor the Engine Dragon's Monkey's Fag Break.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# it's why you only see one hand on each one
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:45, archived)
# That'd be "Idris"
(if I recall correctly)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:13, archived)
#
so it is! he makes good ginger beer, too ;-)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Schuey is well endowed apparently.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Oh the humanity
Filth!


Marvellous
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Is that his brother
that's turning him on so much??
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# possibly gc:
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Well...
...I hadn't seen it before. Can't be real - it looks real though.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:37, archived)
#
it is real. It was a Thames TV Christmas party tape the Rainbow crew knocked up. I remember hearing about it at school, but only recently seen it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:13, archived)
# rotfl
Genius!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:54, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I thought they were all gay
though George was definitely the fruitiest.

wooo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# They were all males!?
It was one big happy house full of males. George was as gay as a window.

Looks like they are about to suck themselfs off. is that why Zippy had a zip on his gob?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe.....
...The Ministry of defence didn't take grand-dad's anti gravity device away from him.
Click for considerably more hugification

Click the pic for considerably more hugification
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# No,
I didn't like it either.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I do
but then again I like jelly and ice cream too...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)
# yum!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Is that
Wayne Rooney ?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:15, archived)
# its robin williams!
but it does look a bit like him!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Oh god.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# hehehe
btw i've never had a FP! all the mods hate me!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:05, archived)
# She love teh cock . . .

/hides
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Susan Kennedy ?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
Phowwwrrrrrrr!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# A thousand boo neys
For you knowing a character off Neighbours.

(Damn, how can I say that without everyone knowing I am a closet Neighbours watcher...ah fuck it)

(Prefer her daughter myself)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:23, archived)
# nice cock head
:o)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Bit big, sorry
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Arrghghghh!
now go and think about what you've done
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)
# *thinks about what I've done . . .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:07, archived)
# The horror.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)
# heh heh
Grrrrrroooooooaaaaaaaaaaan
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# .
*looks around for a frying pan suitable for a bloody good spanging*

oh Daaaave, come here
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# *comes here
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)
# DUCK!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Goose!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Groans
loudly.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)

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