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# Jamie and the magic...

goatse
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Don't go down there!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:33, archived)
# oh
come now do behave
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Apologies
For some reason I can't stop making the g word pictures.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)
# well just keep on making them
just dont fucking post them or I will re-post everyone of dave the hats anything goes pictures in all your threads from now untill I miss one*

Threat is rendered harmless by the fact that no one is daft enough to save daves pics
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha,
I'd love to see that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:39, archived)
# no
no you wouldn't, you sick puppy
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:44, archived)
# That was a funny idea for about a second,
but you're right I wouldn't, Everything Goes was hell.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:47, archived)
# however
every single babs pic ever now that would* just be class.




*wouldn't
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:49, archived)
# What about Beattie pics?
I think that there's over 200 now, I've collected most of them.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:51, archived)
# sound ideal
only set up a new identity first so the mods dont delete you and we could repost dave to hell tommorow

edit: err on tuesdays once we are real people
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:54, archived)
# I would but I'm sure they've see this conversation,
so they'd know fine who's responible.
Would be funny though.
edit: and Dave would love it, he would shit himself with excitement.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:57, archived)
# yeah but
he is very easy to excite its like looking at fish in a barrel never mind shooting them.
and besides its not like either of us could actually be arsed.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I certainly couldn't be arsed,
there's far too many Everything Goes and Beattie pics, it would take months to repost them all, months I tell you.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:06, archived)
# yes far to many anything goes pics
remembers each and every one ()()()())())))))()(
arh the feelings of mild disapointment linger
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:09, archived)
# nooooooo
that's too horrible to consider
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)
# *cries*
muuumeeeee
make it stop makeitstopmakeitstop
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Please do not board the next train to arrive on Platform One...

...as it will be terminating!

Sneak one in before 9 o'clock!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:28, archived)
# wootastic!
and yet yay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:33, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Hoots!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Woo yay!
And a hoopla, too, why not!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I just saw the Waller
and it reminded me off
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:27, archived)
# looks like the utter spastic i asked for help off
at somerfield today.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Have you had any response to the request in your name?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)
# not in the nottingham area.
If i move to missouri though, i'm in.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I'm a fat male smoker
in cumbria but you can borrow my sheep for a bit if you dont get any more responce
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:38, archived)
# i can always
revert to the original plan of writing "girl" on my right hand
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:39, archived)
# A note in my uni used to say
big titted lass wanted to share house with three oggleing men must have big tits and like oggleing men. some of the phone number strips had been removed as well
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:41, archived)
# So there's a helpful man in a street.
A hobo walks up to the helpful man. The helpful man says, "Hi there! What can I do you for?"
The hippy replies, "You got any spare change?"
So the man gives him some spare change.
Next, some political lobbyists come up to the helpful man. He says, "Hi there! What can I do you for?"
The lobbyists ask him to sign their petition, so he signs their petition.
Next, a hippy comes up to the helpful man. The man says, "Hi there! What can I do you for?"
The hippy says, "You got any drugs, man?" - so the helpful man gives him some drugs.
Next, a prostitute walks up to the helpful man. He says, "Hi there! What can I do you for?"

-- all my own work.

Picture pun in the offing - watch this space!

What happened to the board yesterday?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:26, archived)
# I don't know but your hobo turned into a hippy
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:28, archived)
# so eer
did he provide advice on safe sex and a reveiw of the best ways to stay safe on the street
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:29, archived)
# aaargh flashback
don't know why but your comment just reminded me of the 'streetwise' photo strip from the Eagle comic when they attempted to re-issue it in the eighties
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)
# ha ha glad to be of sevice
I was allways more of a mad max and the thirteenth floor geek. Hey ho
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)
# fightin crime the only way he knows
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)
# that must be
a connelly clam memberv it is uncanny
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:39, archived)
# no-one says that
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:30, archived)
# I'm fairly sure they do
You just aren't listening hard enough


...they're in the walls!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Is he Brittain's equivalent of Little Boy Bush?
Maybe it's just the picture.

Woo. And hell. All in one ticket, for you.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Excellent! Where did you get the source pics?
It fits perfectly, I may now piss myself.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:58, archived)
# .
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# I'm chuckling
like a fuckling.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:27, archived)
# and knuckling up a duckling
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:29, archived)
# CUNTBAGDERS
it's good!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)
# What the fuck
are you doing here?

Get back in the box.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)
# yes yes...

boring, bindun and all that,
but I'm bored and low on hummus.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# what a lovely couple they make
:)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:24, archived)
# oh look
another joke about bush and blair
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:25, archived)
# yes,
I know
*ashamed*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:27, archived)
# keep coming... keep coming.....
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Good evening all!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# my childhood memories......
woo yay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# thats cool
but i have to TJ

EMERGENCY - the Quo are blowing things up on brainiac in a few minutes (sky 1)!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Damn.
Don't have Sky 1.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:16, archived)
# someone with videocapture
needs to get pics

its important
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Vital
I would say
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# turns out
they were smashing glass with the power of ROCK!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:39, archived)
# no!
and only days after moving out of the house with cable
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:21, archived)
# haha, that's comedy
smash!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Pfft!
*chuckles

WYH!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Aww, I loved that as a kid!
I only really remember Jamie going down a hole in his bedroom and sliding down a helter skelter thing though. And Wordsworth.

Nice pic!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# What was that?
Jamie going down and getting his hole in a bedroom?

I don't remember Wordsworth being that easy.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:21, archived)
# You obviously missed
"Jamie and the Magic Torch - the Adult Years"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Part 7


Sorry it's not funny, but it's not supposed to be. This one goes out to everyone else like me, who gets a bit melancholy for no good reason when the nights start drawing in. Just wanted to be a bit fluffy and colourful for a change.

Although I hope you like it, usual frolicks next time I promise. This one took waaaay too long...

Plus I can't afford a psychiatrist!

EPISODE 1
EPISODE 2
EPISODE 3
EPISODE 4
EPISODE 5
EPISODE 6
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# that is a fine piece of work sir
I'm glad I'm not the only one :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# arrrghh
why cant uni start when its sunny - not when its getting dark and cold - it makes me sad too :(
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# it's woo
I love episode one

*checks other episodes*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Don't be sad
now is the season for beautiful mushrooms sprouting everywhere, then the trees lose their leaves and we get to see their structure.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# That's a beautiful way of putting it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Thats lovely
a bit of melancholy does everybody good every now and then..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# yay!
houpla to you. i get the same feeling. but in a good way. /confusion.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# The demise of summer brings forth the melancholy
I too feel a loss...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Awww
that's really very lovely
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:16, archived)
#
The open palm of desire
wants everything, it wants everything
it wants soil as soft as summer
and the strength to push like spring
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Did you write that?
Otherwise where's it from?

Either way that's nice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Paul Simon?
Do I win a shiny penny?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Yep
that's the guy.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:56, archived)
# CDC!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
not another! why? WHY!?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# One has drawn a cock!
It's completely, sort of, organic, sort of thing.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# it's nice in a pie
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
# hop hop hop
thats very woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# His new favourite thing
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Kaiser!
god imod på gensyn igen!

I have no idea if that makes sense ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
# now i'm offended!!!
*sobs*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Wah!
I wasn't trying to offend, honest. I would have used hand signals for that :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha...
thanks anyway!
:)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Did you actually make
flimflam.dk/kaiser_pope.jpg ? And it's gone viral?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# erm...
huh?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# I'm asking if you made it.
In which case it must have gone viral.

I saw it on another website, y'see.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# i made it
but "gone viral" ????
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# It has Hitlis
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Well, saw it on another site.
They'd put 'i see you masturbating' at the bottom.

Doesn't really matter.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha...
kewl!
:)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I knew i'd seen those hands before....
argh! teh goatse
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Where is his
paper hat, napkin and moustache?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# haha
stop tempting them :(
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Don't tempt me,
I'm trying to cut down.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# hehehe....noooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# if it's bindun
I apologise all.... well not really.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# pffffft
woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# she's such a
decapitating slut
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Blind Bill 2
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# horaaayyy!!!
the wooest climax ever!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# Yes indeedy.
It am great.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Ace!
Presumably it is the brother of Blind Bill (Blind Bob) who is driving the bus!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Actually...
if you look there is no one in the bus, let alone a driver, I forgot to add people while animating... oh well...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Considers self told
But it is ace and I did not mean to detract from said aceness!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Yay! Or Is It? would be proud
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)
# playing with a new style


worth carrying on with?
where the hell has my photobucket album gone?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# where are their brains?
oh wait, they're men


*badum-tish*


/realises he's male

aww...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# the
old ones were better in my cheap and tacky opinion . good none the less though
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# yeah, but i was bored
i think that ill stick with old style and occasionally do ones of these
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# ALL the photobucket am borked.
Take a look at my profile.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# phew
that's a huge releif!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# hehehehe
I like this style

but don't ignore the old one totally :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# yeah
stick with what i can do well... this will make a good backup though i think
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# happy times :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Ahhh yes
I remember them well.

/undirected nostalgia
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# ROCK!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# yaaaaay
that's fantastic :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Crayon calligraphy...

can be very frustrating.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Hmm
I think dear Charles has got Gout. That or his hands have got fat.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Actually
you get hands like that from riding an awful lot
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# oooh err naughty royal sex lives :O
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# that's
a gem
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# heh
What a fat-handed-twat
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# woo!
but what does fncksocks mean?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Bngger!
never noticed that.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Nick's first day in The Haircut 100s

this time he dressed himself you know.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I know that source pic
oh alf, do you remember that episode of blossom with alf in?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# the hunter strikes

on reflection it isn't that good, but what the hell
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Who cares how it looks it a mirror?
It looks pretty woo on my computer screen
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Bloody hell
those are good. I want one. My cat needs a pet to play with.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)
# I like it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)
# yes
it's good .
wooverley pic
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# top notch...
:)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# wow
thats cool - one of your bestest
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# run little elephant, run!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# ooh, nicely done!
lots of the woos for you.


ps. www.b3ta.com/board/3722843
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# curses...
making me open ie to see where the problem is!
is the alpha transparency really needed? it might be a lot easier to change it to a transparent gif, and it's not got a lot of colours... i know it's infuriating but you sometimes need to be noble when it's someone else site :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# yeah, but the edges will end up all jagged
it wouldn't be a problem if it were a solid colour behind, because i could make some in-between colours around the edges, but due to the overlap that can't really be done....

and sorry for the ie thing, whenever i open ie my computer dies (seriously, the popups and toolbars eat my ram)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Have you tried
running Adaware and Spybot?

They should clear the toolbars and ad stuff from your IE, making it usable again.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# done both
but they all still stay there


also, i have some really strange thing called "dent bows.exe" that absolutely no website knows of..

it's in a folder called "rdr road ref" and even after deleting it, it comes back again

and when the process is running it uses loads of memory
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)
# that am lovely
woo yay :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# The head of the herd is calling
very nice
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# yay!
what an excellent elephant!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Aww.
Very nice.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Nice!
goodly done
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# *PARP*
w/y/h
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)

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