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# BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mrt1977, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Fuck me!
Did Diago eat Pavarotti?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Christ almighty
is that really him, the fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Truly truly
Seamless
(puggs, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] they didn't stand a chance...




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Oooh, nice colour
I would kill it for the coat any day.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Woo!
That's go great with my wedding suit . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# NOTHING could possibly go with your wedding suit...
(except TLH's undergarments I hear...)



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Who did you hear that from . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# SuperTim...
She sent him some samples.



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Woo!
Compo it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# doh!
ta



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Best colour ever
fact
edit: but his reflection is wrong. I mean pssh, who ever hear of a white polar bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
#
you forgot to set the transparency! hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Yay!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# I'm bored, and not in a talented JollyJack way...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# me too
But we still love jolly jack
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Even though he wasn't on the board yesterday.
/still sulking.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# .
LOL!!!!1111
a/s/l???
wanna siber???
i r teh best @ sibering!!!!11



*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# you seem to know a lot about it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I grew up talking like that
Then I saw someone else doing it and realised it was disturbing.

Now I beat people for typing u instead of you. Like the extra few milliseconds it takes is going to be a waste...

*goes off to hit people*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# A/S/L?
Older then the sun and the moon -
Yes please... Hahahahahahhahaha -
The international language of love.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# yo yo yo!
wazzzzzzup?


EDIT: gone shopping.
(80sGreek, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'm dropping it like it's hot...
Did you know that the phrase "smart alec" is coined from the celebrated 19th century pimp Alec Hoag? Did you? No, you didn't!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# medic hummus
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] They used to be animals
But when they evolved to stay still they were re-named "vegetables"

vegetables

The one in the middle is supposed to be cheese, but looks like a relative of SpongeBob SquarePants      [pearost]
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# cheese is a vegetable?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Pfff
5 portions of cheese a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# in an ideal world,
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Highly processed grass
Cow eats it, turns to milk, then bacteria do the rest.

Bacon is a vegetable? I used to know a "vegetarian" who ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Fish and Chicken too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# No you didn't
You knew a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# In that case
cows are actualy highly processed grass, so vegetarians should be able to eat them.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# "IT`S THE HAUNTED MATTRESS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Piss-stained Haunted Mattress
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Either that
Or a small FRIDGE wearing a FUR COAT which has gone slightly mouldy...
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Fridges arent vegetables, so they dont count
whereas, obviously, mattresses are
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# And
All called "Zem"
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] They started going extinct in the early eighties for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
but the yellow stuff that they release tastes foul
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# its very
bitter
(simod, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
Now that, I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# brilliant

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# one cool bug
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# v.nice
lovely work...
hehe..
(fluff_tadpole, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# EWW!
I can never eat m&m's again!
Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# veh good :)
tenuous repost that doesn't deserve its own thread ...
(eitd, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Compo It!
Is that a peanut or a chocolate one?
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# yay!
i likey that
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# that's
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Kless
Woo Yay & Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# looks
yummy.

edit: blimey! 4 fps in one day. surely some kind of record.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# best yet
congratwoolations, admiryaytion and hooplause to you, you earnt it.
(nathan57, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Curse you!
I thought of that idea!!

just that I was too lazy to tell anyone or do anything about it...

p.s. woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:06, archived)
# well done
thats 3 front pagers at once!
(nutsgeezer, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Is that...
...a m'ladybird (as eaten by butlers and other servants to the rich)?
(Viewfinder, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] lake sharks kept getting beached
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# no
bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Feztoise went extinct thanks to giants

Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
#
i love it!
(the two lips, Sat 15 Jan 2005, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly, these existed in a range of

convenient sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Have A Good Weekend

Have a good weekend everyone! I've been drinking all day and I'm now off down the pub to sat goodbye to work colleges!

Take it easy...oh yeah, Chinstrap, that rude little duck wants to say goodbye too, laters ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Byeee!
*waves


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
have a good one, loony!

mmm pub

*looks at watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# See ya DG!
Have a good weekend
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
# enjoy the weekend
you talented loon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# BYE!
BYE EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you`ve spoiled it now
JUST GO!!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# waaaa
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
I shall too be drinking later. Can't wait.

I'm also continuing to celebrate Cassini-Huygens day (dressed as a satellite, drinking tea and shouting at neighbours), by playing with my brand new Creative Zen player. Spending too much money on fancy gadgets is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# haha!
YAY!

*wishes he was a satellite* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# We can all be satellites!
All you need is some tin foil, a cardboard box and a metal collander to put on your head
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Hooray for you and that duck!
Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# byeee!
Have a good weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# this is steven - love him
(fluff_tadpole, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# haha
fantasic style and colouring.. nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Coooolll
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Come on child
Eat your salt.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# thats
no pepper pot
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)
# steven
will go blind
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# v.nice drawing there
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The South American Mouthy Parrot didn't last long...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Fucking ace
ver nice
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# heehee!
I like rude stuff! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] the West Yorkshire Suicide Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# haha
no-one is safe! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# we have them in the field over the fence
Bloody great craters everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Welcome Mat Echidna was soon wiped out
(geetoo, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# *snarf*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# :¬)
poor bugger! haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# HahHhaAHHhahaAHAHaaa
The eyes have it
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# The Fifth Sense


no reason
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha!
I like this lots...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# woo
yay
houpla!
who wants to listen to little kids anyway, they just talk crap. SWITCH IT OFF BRUCE!
(i have hearing aid, am not offended at all)
(But will hunt you down anyway)
(run. now.)
(I helped save b3ta! Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Woo.
*slaps head*
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Another repost for compo (I'll stop after this one)

The Greater Yellow-breasted Bog, with its distinctive 'tweeoof' call, often heard during twilight; sadly now extinct due to its inability to overcome its instinctal behaviour regarding cats.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)
# YEY
seemless

well done that man/woman!

i can never find two compatible animals
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# lovely...
here, have a Fuck





(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# I remember him!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)
# my first ever aniblend!
...in the days before I got my Front Page...



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Friday blues..


bring on the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# woo
i'm still stuck w/ that "tuesday feeling".
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# haha
brill...although I think there is one already made
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Yay
I'll 'ave two pills dickedd
(Rosseh!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ow, it burns, it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# marvellous
top marks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
I just got it! heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Me too
:)
([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# pffft
ace idea :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Yay, my 2nd FP
...and just in time to remind me I've missed my b3rthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Puntastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 17:05, archived)
# that's woo
good !
(Bertie, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 21:41, archived)
# mwaahaahahahaha
wemmeahahaamaahahaaa *breate*

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The Mute Swan
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# it looks like a
sperm with wings!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Sperm with wings
has possiblities though mostly in porn
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Nothing
will ever match Private's zero gravity cum shot!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)
# sounds like a laff
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:06, archived)
# 2nded
sumone got a link or something
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
#
film was called the Uranus project i think. not that I'm a sad prono geek!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)
# 'Course
not...you're a HAPPY porno geek ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Groan + woo =
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mexican gold-spinning spider.


(This should sort it - sorry for the BMP. before - forgot to change it (:o))
(smokeyrodgers, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Que?
Wa?
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)
# I don't remember what I put last time...
it was something about how DOUBLE HARD I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

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