Its about time Irwin gets his. All that taunting of wild animals cannot go unpunished.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:32,
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rugged!
...I did see an episode where he nearly got bit in the balls by a penguin.
missed him by a fucking inch.
yay.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:32,
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missed him by a fucking inch.
yay.
i like that lots and lots and lots
excellent style =) have a woo and yay :D
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:05,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is true.
/is in upper 6th
/might explain something
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:09,
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/is in upper 6th
/might explain something
Or those ones
scratched by sailors into whalebones
(scrimshaw?)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:11,
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(scrimshaw?)
It's like the Antiques Roadshow
*presents small brown teapot to the amazement of the expert*
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:15,
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good grief
I never thought I'd ever see one of those..
It's a priceless Holstein mulberry shit-glazed teapot from the 16th century!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:18,
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It's a priceless Holstein mulberry shit-glazed teapot from the 16th century!
*adjusts spectacles*
How much is it worth, do you suppose? Although it has far to much sentimental value to sell of course, just out of interest...
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:19,
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well..
are you sitting down?
For insurance purposes, I'd recommend insuring this priceless artifact for
one million dollars
mwhahahaha mwhahahaha mwhahahaha
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:22,
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For insurance purposes, I'd recommend insuring this priceless artifact for
one million dollars
mwhahahaha mwhahahaha mwhahahaha
Darling, call Christies
I've got a lot for their next pot sale.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:24,
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what a sad profile
good pea roast pre toast...(gee i look silly)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:10,
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My junk mail has been improving recently
Last week it was bohemian rhapsody
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:04,
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Last week it was bohemian rhapsody
Yeah, some crazy guy told me Jesus loves me too.
Seems to me Jesus is a bit of a slut then ¬_¬
Edit: www.spamusement.com is glasscock?
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:05,
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Edit: www.spamusement.com is glasscock?
jesus loves you
everyone else thinks your a cunt
or as my friend once managed to say it, jesus is a cunt
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:22,
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or as my friend once managed to say it, jesus is a cunt
belzibub has some viarga put away for me
for me
for meeeeeeeee!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:15,
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for meeeeeeeee!
Poor Jen,...what were they thinking?
Now, sing along to da feem toon;
'No one told you life, was gonna be that loooong...'
And now....
www.dekionplexis.com/TheLostPlainOfPilots.html
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:03,
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Now, sing along to da feem toon;
'No one told you life, was gonna be that loooong...'
And now....
www.dekionplexis.com/TheLostPlainOfPilots.html
Ann Hogarth!
PHWAAAAAAAAR!
(such a shame she had her hand up Muffin the Mule's arse)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:17,
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(such a shame she had her hand up Muffin the Mule's arse)
he`s nostradamus!
quick! arrest her now and send her to Belmarsh
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:14,
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and on and on and on and aniston
did you here her next film is called "Friends with money" looser, get some post sitcom success of your own.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:15,
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Woah
Thats pretty cool, plus i ove the alt text, very subliminal :P
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:56,
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Right click,
and look in the properties.
I think the alt-text is a microsoft thingy, there's another way of doing them that other browsers recognise.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:58,
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I think the alt-text is a microsoft thingy, there's another way of doing them that other browsers recognise.
TITLE TITLE TITLE
yeah it is shitty-bum-bum that alt doesn't work on firefox
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:01,
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fucksocks
I'm using Opera & can't for teh life of me see any alt-text
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:07,
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with firefox (and other standards compliant browsers)
text in the alt attribute is displayed while the picture is downloaded or if the picture fails to load (redex) or if you have loading pictures turned off in your preferences
text in the title attribute is displayed as a tooltip when you hover over the picture.
P.s. In IE, title works in the same way as alt so it can be used to create a tooltip that works in all browsers
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:08,
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text in the title attribute is displayed as a tooltip when you hover over the picture.
P.s. In IE, title works in the same way as alt so it can be used to create a tooltip that works in all browsers
Heres a Firefox extension
that displays ALT-Text like IE
ALT Text extension
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:21,
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ALT Text extension
title tag or similar I think. I never wrote anyting designed for firefox, since I only discovered it a few weeks ago through an overly-fast connection at work ;)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:03,
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that's utterly hatstand
especially with the alt text.
and I love it.
w/y/h
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:59,
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and I love it.
w/y/h
If I remember right, the next bit goes
And we both know, that our love will grow
And forever it will be you and me
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:12,
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And forever it will be you and me
"Oh
the forbidden passion..."
Prize for naming the source of the quote.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:06,
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Prize for naming the source of the quote.
New Oyster Card!
Sorry- cheap, cheerfull and only fully relevant to Londoners.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:50,
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Sorry- cheap, cheerfull and only fully relevant to Londoners.
hahaha those fucking books
they`re making a fillum too you know..
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:00,
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Fucking cunting book...
Its not just for londoners.... trust me
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:02,
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Ahh
You've got that London Underground song back in my head now.
Anyway, being from the Northwest, I don't get it....
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:06,
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Anyway, being from the Northwest, I don't get it....
that man cant write for shit
but i still read the DeCunti Code in about a day
twat...
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:06,
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twat...
If only...
..it worked. I don't understand transparency. It's supposed to fade from clear, but sets to white first. Curses.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:52,
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.GIF doesn't support true alpha,
PNG doesn't animate,
MNG does both isn't supported by anything.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:32,
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MNG does both isn't supported by anything.
hehehe
very clever, get little asian boys to do it, just with chunks of glass instead
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:03,
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reads: I CAN SMELL HIS WILLY
i can smell the crazy frogs willy whenever i see him
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:57,
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I could improve Crazy Frog
with a shotgun.
I bet his long tongue comes in handy, though.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:07,
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I bet his long tongue comes in handy, though.
thats cool...
i saw EXACT same picture in empire a few months back too. great minds....
/edit... have just noticed what you shopped ON to the pic there... his 'preccccccccious' wd woo!
makes that pic even funnier
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:50,
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/edit... have just noticed what you shopped ON to the pic there... his 'preccccccccious' wd woo!
makes that pic even funnier
a qyestion an a request
anyone else find them new channel 4 ads as annoying as those cbbc nigel ones?
and can someone post me a pick of that fluff
tafangitaboldmuchly,
have a bisquick
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:45,
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and can someone post me a pick of that fluff
tafangitaboldmuchly,
have a bisquick
stoner mother fucker
you lick nuts. and leave pre mixed pancakes out of this. whore.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:49,
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Looking at your profile, I think I may have gone to school with you.
It is a weird world.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:52,
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Yup.
Was it you that was good mates with edd mills?, I remember it was somone called tim
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:55,
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fuck, how odd
do you skate up milton keynes? we should blatently go for a beer. im not [as] insane anymore, i dont try and kill people.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:56,
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I never really skated much, but we will have to go for a beer sometime.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:57,
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umm
masturbating over dead people, taking heroine, and in my spare time i like to photoshop and flash (poorly). Im currently doing a course in business and im working towards going in to animation (thus the 2D TV thing)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:06,
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Nice.
I haven't done much really. went back to 6th form, and I'm working as a land surveyor for a year at the moment. I'm buggering off to uni next year though.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:08,
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cunt
i hate those "buckling down" type. way too organised for me. something a bit bumgay about them dont you think? tee hee
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:11,
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It wasn't buckling down,
I just couldn't be arsed to make any decisions.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:16,
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well i made the decision to give up
a few times. and im currently on b3ta instead of coursework.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 22:24,
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Telly is haute couture.
ARCHIE IS A NONCE. Well, that is the limit of my CBBC kno'how. I presume u mean the Friday mite thingy. Yes, therefore, is my answer.
Pink FLoyd ROOOCK
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:52,
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Pink FLoyd ROOOCK
in fact
that's way more wooyay than the smoke on the tutorial!!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:42,
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then you live near me, its on my road.....
u live in milton keynes?
*looks in profile*
how strange! someone ELSE lives in milton keynes!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:41,
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*looks in profile*
how strange! someone ELSE lives in milton keynes!
oooh! near little chef, sweet as!
i could walk to your house from here. By the way you look beautiful tonight.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:43,
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Thanks, I wouldn't go in that bush though,
Thats where I chuck the dog crap.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:45,
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what a strange coincidene
thats where i pick up my weekly supply of brown tofu secreated by the brown tofu god in exchange for my ever lasting devotion to him.
ang on a sec...
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:47,
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ang on a sec...
Nescafe
Why the flump would we need half caff coffee. We have standard and decaf. You either want caffeine or not.
This is what the advert should be. Even on the real thing they can't promote it. It's just this is half caff coffee, and pictures of everything in half. This here seys it as it is.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:36,
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This is what the advert should be. Even on the real thing they can't promote it. It's just this is half caff coffee, and pictures of everything in half. This here seys it as it is.
Baby milk stealing death uurgh.
Darn Nestlé. is it actually true. Hmm
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:38,
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it was more...
...that they supplied it free to new mums in third world countries, and then withdrew it from freeness once the natural milk had dried - thereby getting people 'hooked' on it. babies died because the mothers could not then feed them. Nice. (Allegedly)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:02,
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thats pretty funny
although i welcome half caf - cafiene makes me go funny, but i do need it to wake up sometimes, this is a compromise i can accept (if i ever remembered to buy coffee)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:40,
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"Thursday..." wrote Mr. Hitler...
..."caught some rascals in the Garden"...
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:35,
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..."caught some rascals in the Garden"...
Sieg heil
Hmmn....good. Exceedingly good.
In fact, good enough for me to hail you.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:40,
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In fact, good enough for me to hail you.
is that historrically accurate?
well?
and can i hav it in feet please
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:47,
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and can i hav it in feet please
QAD.
that's MY bakewell :o)
took the photo and cleaned it up myself...
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:51,
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took the photo and cleaned it up myself...
well, I just invaded it....
... it looked like a Polish bakewell
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:53,
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Put Sandman, Ganesh, Highlander, and Hellboy in a blender, and you get
this, apparently.
Click for big but unintentionally shit due to jpeg-ness
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:34,
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this, apparently.
Click for big but unintentionally shit due to jpeg-ness
from "the fly"
just looked a bit similar to the thingy at the end of the film.. without the rotting flesh and stuff anyhows
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:41,
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i have never seen the bit
where he pukes on the food before - its odd as i've seen it loads of times before.
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:44,
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Not quite getting it
Does that make me thick?
Of course not! But plenty of other things do
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:33,
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Of course not! But plenty of other things do
Indeed; it am all teh w00t.
Reminds me of Pink in 'teh Wall'
PINK FLOYD ROCK!!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:40,
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PINK FLOYD ROCK!!
teacher leave those kids alone!
:o) woo! oneday i'm gonna watch wizard of oz and listen to the dark side of the moon and see if it ties in! :o)
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:43,
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Flash animation competition
Hi All,
Sorry to butt in.
Just thought I'd let you lovely people know that War on Want are running a flash animation competition based on global corporations' lack of responsibility towards workers rights, the environment etc. Further details at link below, but first prize is £1000 and a showcase at Glastonbury:
www.leftfield.coop
Terribly serious for this time in the evening but thought some of you might be interested.
TTFN
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:26,
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Sorry to butt in.
Just thought I'd let you lovely people know that War on Want are running a flash animation competition based on global corporations' lack of responsibility towards workers rights, the environment etc. Further details at link below, but first prize is £1000 and a showcase at Glastonbury:
www.leftfield.coop
Terribly serious for this time in the evening but thought some of you might be interested.
TTFN
Why does everyone think B3tans are a bunch of commies/hippies?
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:27,
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No idea comrade
I'm off to the shops to steal liberate some goods. Anybody want anything?
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:30,
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*dons bearskin*
On behalf of the red b3ta workers faction I shall claim these goods for the people!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:33,
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Come the revolution.....
Flash animators will be the first against the wall ;)
Just thought you might all be interested in the hard currency prize!
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:35,
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Just thought you might all be interested in the hard currency prize!
um...
I didn't think there was going to be a Glastonbury this year?
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:27,
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Thank fuck for that
'cos I'm in the middle of organising an alternative (festival) for later this year
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Wed 26 Jan 2005, 21:37,
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