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# He's got a mouth full of razor sharp
eye.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# at the risk of sounding like a trekkie
that looks like the Star Trek Enterprise

sort of... if it had crashed into worfs forhead or something....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] woo!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I like this new compo.
And I lioke to think of ducks doing that.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# underwater cigarettes were designed by the Russian military


.. maybe
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I remeber hearing about fags invented in the 50's
that never dropped their ash. Nice and tidy fags, like. What they realised later is that putting a string of asbestos down the middle of a tab was not a good idea.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just stick this in this thread, coz it's a repost from days gone by...
OMGWTF! A rocking duck!?!



Woo to the pic' BTW - sorry, that was very rude of me.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# he`s brill.. make `im bigger
B I G G E R !
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ROCK!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# make the panda dance
to the duck's tune
do it, bitch
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# fag breaks?
all that scheming to take over the world must take it out of them...

:D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# fing wot i did a while back
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# haha
groovy
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Cool!
What is it?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# i think
it's some sort of invocation... they worry me to be honest..
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# *points*
a default 3dsmax texture!
woo to the combustable glowy though

ps, are too awsome
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# LIES!
there were no textures with the copy of max i did that with, cos it was hooky.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# cooool!
is David Berglass coming to visit?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)
# he left that thing under the table
suspicious looking chap....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


Pea-roast, compo-like
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# haha
I like that.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ( ' )< - QUACK!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Heheheh.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# haha
that's great
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
# it`s a fix!
making competitions so you can win `em...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# rp:mother superior puts temptation before a new recruit
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# once....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# twice...


three times a layyyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyy
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# That's
much better than the other one.

Yay to cunnilingering nuns :¬)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Dont re-post
im sure its in the FAQ somewhere
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# hehehe
nunilingus
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Continuing Dave The Hats cleaning theme from earlier.....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Now with added warts.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# NEW DICTATOR CHALLENGE
"Photoshop Ducks"



What do ducks really do under the water? What is all that quacking about anyway? Describe the secret life of ducks in pictoral form, then post it on the messageboard.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Swans are indeed cunts.


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)
# careful what you say, they can break your leg with their wings.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# *ducks*
'ning all
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# *misses*
ning-a-ling... that workhorse bloke still pretending to be ill?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# yep
I am sooo tired today...
how's my princess?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:15, archived)
# haha
are you serious?

If so, SUPER EXTRA HUGS!

and a bit of laughter :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I am in charge
and I want to see a week's worth of ducks.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# ROCK
I'm excited too!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Huh!
Who put you in charge . . .

*checks Ballot paper

Oh! Me! Woo! to our glorious leader . . .
who I suspect was responsible for FP'ing my Tesco Iron recall *Hurgs*


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Yay!
photoshop me!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)
# and Chinstrap!
'ning!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# ning
right now im in my common room frantically trying to complete biology coursework

solution = come on b3ta*

*then wipe on curtains
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# always wipe the cutains
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Was Inspired by the previous snail


Wanna race???
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Nicely done

But I think he needs his tracking checked.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)
# hey
i only spent 10 minutes
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# ahah
fab :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Pfft
the one from neverending story would still win
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# racing snails...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Sausage Game
*delurks*
Ha just got high score of 1000 sausages!!!!


*relurks*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)
# What sausage game?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Y'know . . .
the THREADWASTING one . . .

no, it's just down there . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Sausage game
*delurks* *twice in 1 day*

THREADWASTE? me!!! never!!!

*hangs head in shame, opens gimp software and learns to use*

*relurks.....again*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Yay!
I'm soooo happy for you!

Way to go, fellar :¬)


/sarcasm
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Canon Photostitch
Been using it productively, thought I'd try it for evil.

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# *** hot dual camel toe action ***
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Have you been up all night then?
Or do you live faraways?
Or did you just wake up?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)
# he's here more than the Mods . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
# ...it's like he's part of the matrix
*spacks*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
#

^
|\/| | _
| | _ _| (_
| | (_) (_| _)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# nicely done
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Woo!!
 __      __                  __     
/\ \ __/\ \ /\ \
\ \ \/\ \ \ \ ___ ___\ \ \
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ / __`\ / __`\ \ \
\ \ \_/ \_\ \/\ \L\ \/\ \L\ \ \_\
\ `\___x___/\ \____/\ \____/\/\_\
'\/__//__/ \/___/ \/___/ \/_/



(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
#
dows that say wooll?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# no


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# oh god he`s got Figlet too now.... arrrgh!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Shameless website whoring
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# I was in bed at about 11:15pm.. but I`m up again at 7.. "bright" and early :\
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)
# pffftttt!!!
lightweight, i was in bed at 1.15 this morning and up again at 7.05.


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah . . you were IN bed at 1:15 a.m.
but went to bed at 7:30 after a cocoa and a fiddle . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)
# but i don't play the fiddle?
and the wife doesn't like me bringing a trumpet to bed (not that i can play the trumpet).
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Does he play violin?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# pfffft indeed.....
I got up half an hour before I went to bed.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# I know! I was there . . .
Oh! You're telling them . . . *blushes*


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)
# unlike you, you handsome devil
some of use NEED beauty sleep :\
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# he he he
i am teh sexy beast.

mind you, monday night i was tucked up in bed by 10 o'clock.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# aagh
the alf kid has gone mad. run!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)
# You see a lot of mad people end up with leg heads.
That's how you tell you know..
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Bat?
mmmm animal mash
woo yay
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:38, archived)
# No a Cird!
An animal that chases itself. (Much like the dog I suppose)

EDIT: How rude! Woo yay!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# That's a bit woo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Lubbly :¬)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# woo! that`s brilliantly done
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# thats a lot
beautifulist. furyew.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# SUPASIZE
IT!!!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# woo
thats top notch stuff!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)
# superb shoppery
have this biscuit and this woo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
# wow!
that deserves a double plus WOO!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Run away! It's the GIANT VULTAN!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# /hides
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# woo ! brilliant!
love the shake-age
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
I can actually hear him, so effective is that animation.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Arf!
Another fantasmo drawding! Woo!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Eek!
*throws women, children and a "woo" over shoulder whilst running away*

:¬)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# That am
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# veryvery
nice woo!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# yay
T-shirt it
T-shirt it hard
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Don't all rush to download this, coz it's 3MB.
but i have been making this.. er.. tune

and it's not quite finished, but thought it nice to preview it to you lovely lot.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# needs more dog
pretty good if you like that sort of thing though :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# more dog?
*can't remember filename*
bugger.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:35, archived)
# i would listen
but i'm stuck in university waiting for a lecturer to reply to an email and i'm tired and i cant go home and shit
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# and that
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:31, archived)
# hands over turbo-lax
that should sort you out!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# I shall download that to my pen--is drive and listen tonight :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# listening to it now
bloody kick ass! good work
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:33, archived)
# wahaay!
fankkoo
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# ooh thats a bit good
what software do you use for this?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# acid pro by sound forge
i just don't get the time to learn anything more current, too busy doing serious stuff like this:
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# what`s happening in 2006?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)
# the
future ;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)
# pretty sure auschwitz didn't last that long.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# lemon jelly sample at the start!?
tiz very clever :D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)
# well
spooted!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)
# yes i noticed that too
sample of a sample? verr gut though
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)
# That's very good.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# hello
restpost from 1am
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# that
right there is the good shit

/fetches wallet
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# *calls now


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# veh nice that
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I will get those...


after i finish collecting 'I Love Horses'*
(only 23 issues to go!!!!)


*not 100% accurate
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)
# hello

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Noice.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Yay,
whooooooosh!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow
nice
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# that`s nice
except you stole it off some guy called Dean

;)

*runs*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)
#
parp!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# "nyuk nyuk nyuk"
:D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Woo Racing Snails!!!
never ending story time!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Arf! Fantastic musical . . .



(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# anything goes?
/woo

tis great stuff that, it DOES work on pennies too
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Bang Bang
Cillit Cillit Bang Bang, Cillit Cillit Bang bang we love you.... OW MY EYES
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
#
have a


as I just wanted to test it....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# spack-tastic
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Oh! Thanks!
You didn't think my ace shoppery was worth it then . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
#
'twas woo-worthy

but having finally got Imageready to do something that I want it to do I was itching to post.....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# *re-fluffs
ta. It's a great Woo!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# NYUK NYUKHA HA beat u to it
!!!!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Prove it!


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# A classic
"the Hat" production :¬)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
"nyuk nyuk nyuk"
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
have a voucher:

I must go and do some work now
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Yay!
ta.


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
#
thank god for you having to do some work!
The three stooges can only go so far!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
# *Muttley laughter*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Serious question Duke...
what do you do for work?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:32, archived)
# .. ignores people
;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I'm an IT support technician in a college
i.e. I ignore people and drink at lot of tea.

I also train lectures and studentts how to use PCs, network apps and various other strange software for dyslexia and things. It's a good skive, a very good skive.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# does anyone else
have trouble NOT reading that brand as a swear word whenever they see it?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Cillit Bum?
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] With 5 to the power of 67 apologies to JJ's Kitten
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
#
shaddup already, you've Nyuk'ed to every bloody post
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# he is
a mother nyuker
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# and you all love it!
probably
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# nope, not yet
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# "nyuk nyuk nyuk"
;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Woooop! Woooop! Woooop!
how you lie, you dream of Nyuking, and don't say you don't because you do probably

right, time for work
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:27, archived)
# see.. if you smoked it`d nearly be smoke break time :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)
# or if you work from home
it's always smoke break time!

(just without the break...)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Woop! Woop! Woop!
wise guy eeeeeh?!...
Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Why I oughta...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Poke him in the eye!
Go go

Fight

Fight
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Woooop! Woooop! Woooop!
*slaps chobb round the ears*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Come here you!
*tweaks nose*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Woob woob woob woob woob.....
rrrrufff..... rrrrrufffff.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Nyuk?

???
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# they love to go wondering :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Aw Cute !
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# continuing that thread...
this is MUCH more lifelife, dontyathink?
www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/Menu%20Pages%2003/Bond/Bond03/piercebrosnanh.htm

and a big WOO to that pic, do like those
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Syrup Alert!!!!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# rather camp looking, aint he
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he's made of wax!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)
# I love that site.
If they can't even look like them in a static, controlled studio shot, what are the chances they're going to look like them in real life? I say 'precious little'.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Presumably work for this guy
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)
# God, he's an ugly fucker...
so's Harv Bennett.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
edit: woop! woop! woop! woop! woop!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# *Slaps duke of Prunes on the back*
There there thats better, you appeared to have something stuck in your throught
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# too much glugging on the monkey beer if you ask me...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# *looks closely*
Yup poor dear forgot to open the can before swallowing.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# in that case, he'll need prunes to shift that...
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Ha, my eyes are made of stone
Can't hurt me.

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Whyyyy I ottaaaa!...
*pokes Gudea of Lagash in the eye*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Ooops
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Thanks for that link to your monkey beer image -
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# thats SOOPERB!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# hoho!
that's rather grand! you done good!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
#
pffft!
MB through teh ages
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# But!
It's not for the Ladies . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Never for the ladies ever!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:22, archived)
# ooh purdy
with a handy tooth gap for carrying spanners
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# *kicks into sunset*
HURRAY!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)
# haha :D
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)
# i'd buy a box
if i really could you know.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?...

(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yep...but yours is better

'ning all
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:08, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:11, archived)
# "nyuk nyuk nyuk"
"woop woop woop"

;)
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Arf!
or the alternate universe compo . . .


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:14, archived)
# 'Ning, you!
I wasn't here to miss you yesterday, but I still did :¬)

*wags tail*
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:15, archived)
# *strokes lipstick


(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)
# I missed him a bit.. there were mucho punso left unexploited
(, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)

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