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For one night only...

(geetoo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

yay meat hats!

*pukes*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

yay

heinz vegetable soup

*shits*

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

Yay shit!

*Heinz vegetable soups*

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)

The difference between

Siegfried and Roy and the Schuhmacher brothers is the facial expression when one hits the other from behind.

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

Would there be any difference?

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)

yum!

I wish I had a hat of meat.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer!

Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

scary....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

I don't want to know

where the hand is.

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

This

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

Nice subtle throat wooblage

Incidently, have I missed JollyJack's picture today? I can't find it and need my fix!

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teedyay, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

is lordsaccharine your mate?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

who's lordsaccharine?

why?

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

cos he`s a loony too

www.b3ta.com/board/4483657

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

aaaah!

maybe he's me when I'm not paying attention? I dunno.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

Ha ha

Great

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homonk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

hmmm

Rather disturbing, yes?

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

Have another monkey, i'm going downstairs for biscuits!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

now

he's purdy
*giggles*

(sassyfee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

looks like

a flamingo with a stiffie, eating candy floss

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BamaSS, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

yeah, that's exactly what it is, how did you know?

haha

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

1000! well, not quite a thousand, but LOADS of monkeys! (Alec learns how to resize using html and over does it)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

now go spank them

all of them

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)

Mr Duck 4

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

you've been hanging around with that bloody welsher havn't you?

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

I'm gonna stick my thumb right up its ass!

That'll piss it right off!

/south park

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

woo

that looks like Edward Monkton :)

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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)

How come I always draw

cheesy fantasystuff when I'm bored?

Quite OK considering it's all done with teh shop, yes?

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

holy cocking fuck!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

What he said

but with more 'woo'

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)

Same here

but with more yay and houpla

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

So, some sort of purple then?

Oh, purple to the original pic from me, too.

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fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:49, archived)

Needs more

haze

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:52, archived)

very nice!

well done! Gold Star

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

Thats very impressive

Woo

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

you secretly crave

big men with hairy chests, muscles and floating robes?
Err, yeah, and woo.

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

That is

Quite possible, yes=)

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

how come a swede

is called "zuckerteufel". *confused*

surely a devil would be low-sugar

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

It's all about

getting hooked on the stuff!
...
And listening to way too much german synth=p

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

ahyeah

I remember the Covenant attempts in "Der Leiermann". :-)

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

you are

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen aicmfp

woo

(sassyfee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

*rolls double damage magic point orcs and stuff*

lovely stuff

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

Orcs and stuff

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

aww look at his nice shiny hammer

.. suppose back then, it was the equivalent of buying a top of the range BMW ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)

Back then?

Errr... I don't want to pop your bubble Rik but Orcs don't exist ;)

hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

you would say that... cos you`re ashamed that you pray to Hilda the Ogden Orc of Cormonation Land

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha

That's when Cornation Street was watchable. Thesedays it's all crud, crud I tell yer!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)

*hahaha*

Bloody excellent=D

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

Excellent

I wish I could draw as well as that.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

not half bad

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

www

wow

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:42, archived)

edit- fixed misspelling

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

*right click*

*save as*

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

Yes,

... but could they find their arse with both hands and a flashlight?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

first attempt at moving thingies

be kind to me

(sassyfee, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Lovely

you done good

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

not bad

she looks a bit startled though

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

hahaha

nice one!

(Maltjik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

squeeek....

(Ned_SpecialFist, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

I do it again

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drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

now that is skill

albeit 50% bandwagon

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

cdcs

are always good and never unfunny.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 18:09, archived)

it's nice

now kill it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

He's

holding it right above a bucket of water...

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

Myrtle only wanted to make friends

but no-one wanted to play.

(First shop, just trying to get my head around this layers stuff)

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

that is the cross you have to bear

when you are a giant cow

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

Yay!

This rocks!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

chase him hard!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:22, archived)

thanks guys :o)

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

although I`m shit with potatoshop and stuff

you could try adjusting the brightness of the man layer a bit and see if you can balance the white with the cow white

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

Cunning

I'll see if I can work it out.

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

Is this better?

Smallified as well, seeing as it was enormouse (to continue the large animal theme)

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)

woo! nice!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

Hmm

I just look forward to the day when I actually get some good honest hummous and the shopping skill to pull it off! Today I lack both ;o)

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:38, archived)

keep with it

one day hummus will strike, your shopping will be just right, and you`ll get yourself a front page

.. that`ll be stolen by that Sullivan bloke and his smelly publications

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:43, archived)

that poor sod.

getting chased by huge animals all the time.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

lol

that's great, and he is indeed the unluckiest guy ever. (Though does being followed by an enormous cat count as bad luck? I suppose the death rays might do it though)

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)

scarily enough that is my cat.

The big fatty fat fat fat.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

Just needs

someone to animate him with the death rays now...

(insanityboy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)

3 MONKEYS!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

12 Monkeys

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

YAY!

All your monkeys are belong to us, someone set up us the simian!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

50monkeys!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:20, archived)

give'em a good spanking

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

if you gave them all typewriters

i reckon one would accidently write a script for eastenders

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mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

pffft

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)

Emo Grandma

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

i utterly demand more calligraphy with girls

have you still got a copy of the lyrics? i forgot to bookmark the thread

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

no, but I'm sure there aren't many threads with "broken spine" and "ocelots" in them...

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

My girlfriend dumped me
then later i dropped my ice cream
my broken spine can only hold so many ocelots
Now my poetry book is full to the back pages

I drew a picture of my heart but the black felt tip ran out
and now my legs are broken with the weight of so many empty marker pens,
chaiiiiiiined to my heeeeeeart.

when i went back to my foundation art course,
everyone else had drawn sad clowns too
now I'm covered in jam, its ironic, so so ironic.
tears of custard drip down my cheeks like the lemon sponge of our love

but no respite, no recall, you've fucked off with your mates to the shopping mall

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

Oh man....

...That's deep.

(coding_monkey, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

a good point there

www.b3ta.com/board/4482414

www.b3ta.com/board/4480306

i still like "my heartbeats are like a rain of blood on the portacabin of my SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUULLLLLLL!!!"

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

"Her tears tasted like the salty sweetmilk that oozes from my teat"

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

"my Lo-Cal Lager is the only thing that takes away the longing for you!"

your one's classic

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

"She's so sweet, I wish I wasn't diabetic"

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:27, archived)

Mr snot, meet mr monitor!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

*points*

*laughs*

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

Into the treeeeees

into the
treeeeeeeees

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

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hypnochimp, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:12, archived)

pffft

(Andy-, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

yay

peanut butter sandwich!

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

Hahahahahaha

nice

(Andy-, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:19, archived)

i like that

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)

Ha!

*wipes mirthful tear from eye*

"Complimentary peanuts"!

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friendlyfire, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)

Complimentry nuts.

ARF!!!!

(maddave, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:42, archived)

Have a scribblyskull!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)

very nice

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

A letter in the Telegraph raises possibilities?

Sir - A little careful punctuation on Labour posters (Letters, Apr 9) would produce a heartfelt appeal to a certain time-travelling doctor: "Who, do you want to run the country?"

Michael Thompson, Penzance, Cornwall

(terry b, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:03, archived)

Possibilities raised. No image in you post.

C+. Could do with more work. Lest Batman spite thee.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

C+- ?

couldn`t you just say "C"?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:05, archived)

-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
CIALIS SOFT TABS FOR LOVE AND MINT BREATH

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)

mmmm minty breath

*buys 10 million billion cialisisisisisis*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

tabs are evil

use spaces

especially in c+-

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slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Perhaps he meant the image should be coded

in C++

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)

#pragma#pragma#pragma#pragma#pragma#pragma#pragma#pragma

.. no idea what that means.. only did C++ for 12 months at uni (i.e. "the useless bits of C++")

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)

So, none of game coding graphical bits of C++ then

although I wouldn't be able to code in C++ as it all looks like geek to me. I learnt Pascal at college some umpteen years ago but nothing interesting just a program to pick out all the prime numbers upto whatever the imput number was. And other rubbish things like that.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:14, archived)

just to let everyone know i'm building a 'fucking low poly'

game in Director 3d. Will be done by tuesday night (uni assignment). Will be online by wednesday. whoop de diddle i do.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

will it have people with balloon heads?

*crosses fingers*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

Lubbly Jubbly

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:23, archived)

i tried teaching myself C++

but anything i used it for, felt like using a fucking huge, complex, crazy, trippy sledgehammer to crack an acorn

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

you mean you tried Visual C++? ;)

C++ is only really useful (in my opinion) when you get a load of standard libraries, but then you may as well use Java instead

no point re-inventing the wheel every time

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:21, archived)

Yay for that clip

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

you`ve gotta love letters pages

so many people with so little to do but try to be funny :)

*detects a certain irony*

.. eerrrrrrrrrr

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

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Mr Bojangles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)

HAHAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)

hehe

rp 2353141

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

I saw that on the metro frontpage

and thought "nah, too easy!"

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

*runs away*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)

Ooh you are awful

but I like you.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)

That's no good...

... the kids in Annie are all girls...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

bloody deleted threads.

see teh quo, look:

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

and for whoever asked:

go to %install directory%/res

and there's an image called broken_image.gif

replace it with wehatever

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

indeed,

a 14x16 gif I think.

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

don`t remember %install directory% being an environment variable

and anyway, environmental variables don`t have spaces

god you`re getting so L4M£ in your old age!

/hyper.. been in friggin` meetings since 3pm

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:06, archived)

gay...

i was borrowing syntax freestyle... i don't need to conform to your rules man, you SQUARE!!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

LOOK BOYO... I`M THE ONE WEARING THE TIE HERE!

. o O ( er.. wearing a tie? fuck that`s not very rock`n`roll.. DOWN WITH THE MAN! )

*trashes the office*

CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:24, archived)

...

damn, that was fast...DAMN YOU BITTORRENT FOR TAKING MY BANDWIDTH WITH YOUR PLEASURABLE ILLEGAL WAYS

(Schming, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

That's no moon...

Pea roast -- I did it in the wee hours of the morning (UTC, that is).

Huzzah! First piece of hummus in a post (well, second, if you want to be pedantic considering this is a pearoast)

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

shows how little sleep i'm getting.

i saw that last night ;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

ditto

i see all

/apart from mornings

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

Cunt.

/ducks

Edit: compo'd it. Cheers.

cunt.

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:01, archived)

you forgot to compo it :P

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

Fucksocks.

So I did.

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

Cunt Duckula?

I always thought that cartoon was a bit fishy.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

as did I

/addicted

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:02, archived)

I just reposted something from the early hours too.

I remember seeing that this morning.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

I don't believe in reposting, but . . .

history overlooks the pivotal role of Einstein's assistant: Manuel from Barcelona
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:05, archived)

Early morning bandwagoning

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:05, archived)

HAHAHA

oldy but a goody

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:04, archived)

Probably not worth it's own thread

But hey....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Bids: 0.

yup. sounds about right.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

gah!

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Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

I'd have anything....

Put me a bid in of 80 quid.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:00, archived)

A tragic accident often overlooked

Luckily, my own procrastination brought this situation for a compo entry, removing the need for any hummus.

seriously though, let's start a charity tribute record for the repressed tools of sadism in the minesweeper world.

(Schming, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

It's the one on the left!

(Andy-, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

no,no it's the one on the right

*kaboom*
oops, sorry!

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

I feel your pain

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

Eeney meeney miney moe...

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

Hah!

Yes. I ALWAYS get the wrong one. Even if I go for the one I don't think it is.

(The_Epitome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)

I very much like this

well done you!

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notshiny, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:47, archived)

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