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# my second vector.
yes it is a vector(of a ferrari)done in illustrator

Click for bigger.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# fuckin sweet.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# bloody ell!
thought that was a photo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)
# thanks
i credit the course i am taking at college. i have learned illustrator in the past 4 weeks.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)
# a filtered photo?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)
# you should know me better than that.
would i really post a filtered picture and try to pass it off as my own? i think not.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)
# so you traced it, then
 


tee hee
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)
# in illustrator...
yes. only because that is tradionally how a vector is done. tracing in illustrator requires much more skill than tracing in photoshop. give me a few more weeks of playing around in illustrator and i should be able to pull off a pic like that from scratch though. i'm still getting the hang of the difference between vector and raster imagery
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)
# I really don't give a flying fuck
 
just pushing your buttons, eh.

let's dance!

and have cake.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)
# *orders cake*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# goddamnit, where's my cake?!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)
# jeez, the service in this place
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)
# BLISS
Saw one of these in Rome... the SOUND was way better than the look! Holy crap that thing can sing!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)
# oh i agree
there's just nothing quite like the sound of a high-revving V12 engine =)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)
# I don't sleeeep!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Who's that?
And why don't you sleep?
Do we want to know why not?
Why am I being so interrogative?
Will I start being introspective?
/no
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
#
1. Someone blond and pretty
2. I can't :(
3. I don't see why not
4. You're mean? No, you're from Leeds. I'm moving to Leeds. You're nosey?
5. Probably not
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# .
1. Same here - I can't sleep either.
2. I'm not from Leeds, I just live there. But yes, I am nosy, and have wandering brain and finger syndrome, which doesn't help.
Edit: You're moving to Leeds? Whereabouts?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Chapel Allerton. I'm buying a house there, it's nice :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Beehootiful
I have a friend that looks like that...I will email her promptly...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Emo flakes
 


Start every day like your last.

O the pain.
 
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Hahaha
the board seems to have shifted into self-loathe mode
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)
# moi?
 
pas du tout!

I'm bloody great, I am.

*dances*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# FIDDLE-DE-DEE.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# No reason
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# ahahah
 
nice.

I like "this bum ain't big enough for the both of us."
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# HAHHAHHAHAH
 
"can you hear us bumming on your stereo?"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I think I'm going to add some more
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# I wish my name was Sir Bummington...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:18, archived)
# We all wish your name was Sir Bummington
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# change it!
change it hard!

change iiiiiit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Happy now?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)
# pfft bummings
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)
# "BUM soap, for sparkling rings"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*dies*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)
# "you bum BUMS"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)
# I'm proud of that
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)
# rightly so.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)
# hehehe....
That made me larf. Thankyou, I needed that. :P
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)
# It's all the rage, apparently
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Pffft!
Sorry to hear of your furry friend's demise :(
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# That's alright,
I cried like a big girl but I'm alright now.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# But it's FRIDAY!
ergo, he's in love.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# We had a competition
in the pub, (predictably) to find a song for everyday of the week, and we came up with;

Monday - Manic Monday
Tuesday - Ruby Tuesday
Wednesday - Can't Remember
Thursday - Also Can't Remember
Friday - Friday I'm in Love
Saturday - Saturday Night (Wigfield) - Also Saturday Night Fever
Sunday - Sunday Morning
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Woo!
And with that, I bid you all good night, and 'ning a few hours in advance:

The view from my window.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Snow? In June?
Wherethebloodyhellareyou?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Ipswich.
No, I tell a lie, it's just cold, grey and rainy there. The pic was taken at my current residence (see profile) in January.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Ah
York's lovely and warm, possibly to the point of too hot :(
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# Same here (Leeds).
I think there's a storm brewing.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# wooo!
 
to this.

mainly cos it has a picchewer of Wobbit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:12, archived)
# That took me far too long to decipher.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)
# For Eponymous


CDW = crudely drawn winkle
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Nice.
Where's the pin?
/shameless literalist
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Where's the beef?
/classic commercialist
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Somewhere near the cow.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# why thank you
*wipes face*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# And even with a cdw
I dont get a date?






/prepares pills, gun, vodka and noose (Not suicide, a party...)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Who's the noose for?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# Whoever's
close enough...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
# You sadist.
/kindred spirit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# The final scene of a flash animation I never did
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# blimey
oh brave new world!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Hmm,
that's very much like the ending of an animation I haven't finished because I can't be arsed.

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)
# only girls and old people use the word 'winkle'


/fact
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:53, archived)
# wooo i'm right for once!
*cheers*

*resists posting a grinning smiley*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Except in reference to seafood.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:56, archived)
# is rapitinui in the house?
can you post a link to that page with the "insanity test?"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# if it's the one i think you mean
there's one in comma's profile
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# yes
 
I'm at your house.

Call me.
 
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# you got it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Hahahahah
I actually 'lol'd at that....blame the fact on just waking up if you must ;)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
^that is actually real laughter#


HONK!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)
# I would like to have a cock duel with any and all who care to participate



My cock definitely destroys that one
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Pokey in the eye!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# mine's bigger!!


there is certainly no way this took 2 minutes...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:59, archived)
# eheheh
most wonderful!


by the ways, do you still have that man thrusting into an apple, with the popcorn song?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:02, archived)
# this will keep me amused for hours
thanks!


/drunk
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# It gets better when the sound looping kicks in
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:04, archived)
# that's what i'm waiting for!!


/has done this before
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
# That is among the bestest things ever
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Aye.
It reminds me of Attic Attak for some reason at that point
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Personally I prefer
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I have grand plans for an expanded sequel of that
Infact, if I'm not feeling too lazy I might try and do it tomorrow.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Good oh
I hope you're feeling DYNAMIC then.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# I'm gonna need it
folk music is so energetic
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)
# It is.
*dances around pole*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)
# that
 
still makes me giggle like a retard.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edit: I've been watching this for like 10 minutes and am still utterly amused
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)
# .
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# ooh backflip!
fancy

edit: hello murray!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# No.
Forward flip. Look at the rotation of the motion swirls.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# i think it works either way
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# No, no it doesn't.
If it was backflipping the motion lines would be bending down, not up and move in an anti-clockwise direction. This is clearly not the case.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:49, archived)
# indeed
but where is it flipping to?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Exactly where it started from.
Which is twice as far as half the distance.
/fact
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# there's no proof
but that's a fact!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:52, archived)
# nice bit of spinnage going on there
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# that am woo!
My face needs to be more like that...I'm getting fat, and I needs my bahootiful cheekbones back! If it means being a skull, so be it...I can get a job as Death when someone makes a Discworld movie...

/Hell...I'll make it...I'm a director...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:44, archived)
# *pokes*
doooo iiiiiit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Will do!
but which book? theres like ninety million thousand of them now...maybe Colour of Magic? When the face fatness leaves, maybe I can grow my beard and be Rincewind?

/Auditions saturday...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:48, archived)
# in reality i'm a full foot taller, bronzed and rippling with muscles
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# you can be....
Angua...!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:58, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea, does that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Yes! Start at #1
Then work your way through...

/still bitter that "Good Omens" was canned :-(
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# wooo
how pleasing
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:45, archived)
# woo yay
this is as exciting as www.b3ta.com/board/1
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# aww
the first ever picture post was norks, how sweet

edit: *looks closer* or not
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:54, archived)
# Woo...[pause]...flip... yay!!!
/autodestruct
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:51, archived)
# That's brill that is!
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Hmmmmm

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:31, archived)
# Hahahaa!!
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:31, archived)
# haha
great :)

nite all
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Looks really good with teh picture below it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:39, archived)
# I am teh talent

Night Night (Morning?)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# camera?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah, I took a picture of those bastards that keep raiding my house
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# cool
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:34, archived)
# the drug squad don't like that you know
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:34, archived)
# it wasn't the drug squad...
it was the people from the local mental institute, good people at heart...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# ...but with devious criminal minds!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:37, archived)
# true
its not their fault they're special..

Goes into that song i cant remember by the band that might not exist...

You're so fluffing special
I wish I was special...
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:40, archived)
# creep by radiohead
*gets confused as to whether you were being ironic or not*

edit: *rocks out regardless*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# i am
since i would never be stupid enough to type out lyrics, i always copy and paste im so damn lazy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# I had loads of trouble with the police.
They kept nicking my stereo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# yeah, i'm supposed to have gone to bed by now
i said i was going to plus i have to 'wake up' at 6
EDIT, EDIt, EDit, Edit: Going to listen to my hypnotising tapes tonight :D
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# Philip Glass?
Music in Similar Motion is good for that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Its to make me less scared of talking :)
Like if i was talking now i would probably be mumbling into my hands if i wasn't typing...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Does putting a pint-mug on Hamlet's head make me;
A: Evil

B: Funny

C: a little bit of both but really neither?



Don't you love how he's reaching out to the camera imploringly?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# I'd say C
judging by his expression. He's a lovely mog, at any rate!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# ^^^ this
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# I love everything about cats with mugs on their heads.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# I've not seen that one before
I think i may have just wet myself



I definitely touched cloth though
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:32, archived)
# the laughter
she burns, oh wait that is my violent diharrea
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:37, archived)
# ha ha i love that kitty's expression
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:39, archived)
# It looks quite shocked.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:40, archived)
# C
and D) you have a sexy beard
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Thank you

You're my wife now
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# huzzah!
*sells pegs*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:34, archived)
# Seriously, you're hot
wanna make babies?

EDIT: Why do I find myself saying that all the time?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:38, archived)
# because you have a winkle?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:39, archived)
# It's a possibility



I suppose


Although I can't remember ever having refered to it as such...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# A winkle's no use without a pin.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# you'd put a pin in your cock?
how odd
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# If that mug was full you'd have a wet pussy....
...I'm so lonely, I fall asleep to the sound of my own screams...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# C.
without a doubt! :o)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# That looks a lot like my cat.
Is it?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# that made me laugh aloud for some reason
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# I don't think so.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Yay kittins!
Mine likes to help me when I'm on teh innernets
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)
# ha
best unshopped photo ever

the desperate reaching out for help, the cruel grin. It has it all.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# I've seen worse
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# no bridge
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah, but Bonsai kitten
is a spoof, I really will put Hamlet in stuff for money :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# As long as he gets to exact revenge, he'll be happy :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:34, archived)
# you should meet Mr A
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Mr
A?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:40, archived)
# he puts stuff on his cat
i think he even made the newsletter

www.ashearer.f2s.com/blog/?cat=2 cat buckaroo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Oh is that the guy who plays
kitty buckaroo?

I love that stuff


How about that date then?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:49, archived)
# sorry i'm married to my computer
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:00, archived)
# I understand,
I cheat on mine all the time, but I think he might be seeing the TV behind my back...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:03, archived)
# you muggy cnut!
that is all....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:41, archived)
# I got this in an e-mail....I sometimes wonder what I subscribe to at night
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# hahaha
ah la ba la ha la

nicely done
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# hahaha
that made me snort proper good style

/easily pleased
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:29, archived)
# geographically
boston is a little further south
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Unfortunately
It only teaches you how to fly straight and level.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)
#

sleep tight
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# Mmm... grainy eyes.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:16, archived)
# there's more of my face down there somewhere
|
V



Though I wouldn't recommend looking at it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# HOT DOG.
You're Phil Harding from Time Team.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# who from what now?
edit: spazzed internets:

fucking hell.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# He's great.
He says 'Ooh-arr' and wears filthy clothes and gets all excited when he's digging up walls.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# I'll just remember the "great" and "excited" parts of this story
/off to bed.

edit: hugs for everybody
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# 'night
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:26, archived)
# i'll take your hug
an raise you a fluffy poptart from under my fridge
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:37, archived)
# 'night, Michael Jackson.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:21, archived)
# i read that as "sleep fight"
could be entertaining
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# nah, it's really dull
They just lie there like muppets and don't do anything.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# iwas thinking more along the lines of sleep walking
but with more fighting
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Interesting.
Not much of a spectator sport, though.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# I wish I really had had Christmas crackers like this when I was little.

I think false moustaches suit me.


Thanks, Ben, you gorgeous acepants.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# OOOOOH SEXY COMMA!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# Paedo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# only where you're concerned baby
*concerns babies*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# not with a tasche like that
u must be at least 40 in that pic, just stunted
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# wooo!
nice blur-matching
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# stolen from washing line??
you didn't put it through the washing machine did you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# it's been a catalogue of errors
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# bloody hell
you poor guy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:23, archived)
# wait a moment
you're not hiding with my ticket under the covers are you? Why you...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# no never!
i'm hiding under the covers because i was in a limbo state where i had no reason to get up but no reason to stay in bed, so i had to hide under the covers until i figured it all out. terrible it was.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# that does sound a bit traumatic
bed sounds good though, you've given me an idea
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:30, archived)
# Hurrah for being an acepants :-)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# You are all of teh acepants!
Woo to the picture
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:20, archived)
# sorry to thread waste but i was just so happy...
I FIXED MY INTERNETS!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
*jumps for joy*

What was wrong with them?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# they went BOOOoooo...
that is the sound of something switching itself off FOR NO COCKING REASON

oh and *da ding* the sound of a USB thing disconnecting itself - MY FUCKING MODEM IS HOMOSEXUAL

took me a good 15 minutes to fix it!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Booooo da ding?
I don't like where this is going....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# not to mention "homosexual"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# haha
your username always gives your posts a comedy ending
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# yours engenders an air of mystery
and a possible plot for an episode of Only Fools & Horses
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# i think i saw that one
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# ha ha don't you fucking dare!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# you started it!
pffft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Di...
*slaps self*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# This is why I use papyrus and wax tablets.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# together?
odd.

i think i might use tribal cave blood scribblings and FIRE instead
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# It's cute.
=D
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# hurrah!
(can you technically threadwaste whilst posting an image?)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# i think it's possible
particularly if that image took you 30 seconds and is a black and white stick man
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# But he's so happy!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# he is that
that he is
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# most of my images are like that
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# hurrah!
let's join a gang. we can wear fezzes and look intimidating.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:09, archived)
# all right
let's do that

but tomorrow. I need to sleep
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# technically
there is no such thing as a "threadwaste"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:08, archived)
# What if you create one and immediately delete it?
Surely then it was wasted?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# spacefish did that
but i can't remember why
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# that makes me happy
im changin my desktop now
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# gosh!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# you should feel priveliged!
its replacing a Tweaknik great (coffee mug)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# it is an extraordinarily happy image
*desktops*

bah! missed my 2000th post. one day i'll remember
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:17, archived)
# belated congratulations
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# fanx!
i'll nail the 3000, mark my words
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:33, archived)
# i missed everything between 1000 and 5000
i feel your pain
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:40, archived)
# i do!
*blushes*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# huzzah!
 
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:22, archived)
# aww!
*saves*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:25, archived)
# wot? GTA - San andreas..... (not shopped)
honest....

was wandering about this new gta thingy, and happened upon this item in....



the police showerblock....

I know we aint supposed to show unshopped stuff, but er....

what is that doing in a computer game...

standards today.... I dunno... purplr double headed... mumble.... in my day it was a single head....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
# You give it to your girlfriend who likes rubber and gymps.
What exactly were you hoping to find in the police showers?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# a truncheon?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Water.
Giver of Life.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:27, archived)
# you dropped your soap
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# The double ended dildo?
You get to use it (behind closed doors) later in the game.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# ah....
thats ok then...


any other surprises?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Gagillions of 'em
but mostly not involving sexy ladies with fun taste in sexual props. Sorry.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# you can kil people with it...l
LA would be much safer though, if all the gangsters had dildos instead of guns...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# Safer,
yet far more painful overall.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:14, archived)
# Who cares?
Really
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# you can kill people with it...l
LA would be much safer though, if all the gangsters had dildos instead of guns...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# have some simple fluff fresh from the oven
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:57, archived)
# too good!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# pfft! yay!
you rocka ma worlds
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Ahh...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# that gets funnier and funnier the more I watch
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
# that has just made
me laugh quite a bit :)

well done
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# woo!
that am fluffy
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# *boing*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# that is awesome-tastic
to the highest degree

w/y/h/d
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Aww
poor kittin. Teh can go splodey.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Deserves this, methinks
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
#
            
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:10, archived)
# on and on and on it goes
the cat it just keeps spacking
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# If you look carefully
you'll see the laser pointer leading the way round and round and round...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:15, archived)
# haha,
i have the source video for that too
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:27, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:08, archived)
# wheeeee!
 
love it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes to this. Superb.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:24, archived)
# awwww...
Poor thing. But still... deserves a woo.gif
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)
# Yay
Jack in the box rules!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# In the time between my last drawing and this.
I have failed to draw a crotch, but have the rest.

NSFW


Think it all turned out pretty well except for that one bit not being done.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:57, archived)
#
*spuffs*

Edit: well done :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:57, archived)
# lacking.
Poor thing, she doesn't have any genitalia.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:58, archived)
# well done
(except for the feet)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# There was me hoping you wouldn't be looking there.
Feet and lady front bums are hard to draw.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# and they're the best parts too...
oh well...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Lady bums are much like men bums.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# only slightly better
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# Except they're rounder
and more aesthetically pleasing.
I think so anyway.
/my tuppenorth
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:03, archived)
# And less hairy of course.
I don't want you thinking my bottom is hairy.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:05, archived)
# No.
Mine is though.
(TMI alert!!!)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# I have no problem with back bums.
It's the front ones.

Proof.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:06, archived)
# Fookin' 'ell mon.
And with that I bid everyone farewell and goodnight.
edit: fuggit, can't sleep. Time to do the Eff Five again.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# cor
even i was aroused by that
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Fixed.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Why do more than half my posts get cocks drawn on them?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:11, archived)
# maybe you have
a perverted postman
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# 'cos the people who draw them love teh cock.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:19, archived)
# pfft
i love you
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:12, archived)
# ARgh
It's worse than the d section on 4chan.org :/
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:46, archived)
# Now please draw a vulva
...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:28, archived)
# Staring at this might help sleep. Night all!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# I love that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# That's lovely
WOO to you.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# that is just too wonderful
*stares in awe*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Extra star pulsage?
I only remember one flashing earlier.
EDIT: It's still lovely, too.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# aha!
the star-pulsage observation is high in this one
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# How do you do the star pulsage?
I want to animate some of my space pics...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:56, archived)
# oh...
well, just time to tell you before bed. I did a radial gradient from off-white to transparent on a seperate layer. Centered around the star (of course!). I think i set the layer to screen or maybe hard light blending mode. Not that that would make a huge difference here. Then just a bit of opacity tweening in imageready and robert's your parent's sibling!

'night!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Night!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:02, archived)
# wow
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# the stars are
the best.

they are just all of the loveleh
*sniff*

zzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# it worked, it worked,
it wor.....

...zzzzzzzzzz
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
#
*dribbles on pillow a bit*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:53, archived)
# so thats how it all works!
/burns physics books
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:47, archived)
# I cannot see how you can complain
that your animations aren't smooth enough. This is ace! Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# thanks
/still searching for that secret of 50% extra smoothness
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# excellent
:)

¬ Night all!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:49, archived)
# G'night!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# tra
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# night-o
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# That's lovely+1.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:55, archived)
# lovely
but it reminds me of babycham
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:13, archived)
# ah, teh 'cham
surely that's a plus?

edit: nice new profile pic! :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:18, archived)
# When I saw this, I said, besoothedly:
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 2:47, archived)
# thas lubberly.... but just out of camera shot....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)
# Lovely.
Especially when accompanied by Yo Yo Ma playing Ennio Morricone from "Cinema Paradiso".
My whole world makes sense now.
It almost transcends "w/y/h".
But I'll do it anyway.
W/Y/H.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)
# ooh!
that good. that real good.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# that is extraordinarily beautiful.
woo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed
It is strangely beautiful.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Man,
that's gorgeous.

Sleep well.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:57, archived)
# That tied in with the music I'm listening to
= total relaxation.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# that's great!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2005, 0:23, archived)
# blurgle
I'm pissed
so have this


and feel free to shop me humiliating myself

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Why on earth would anyone shop that pic of you...
...Caligula?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)
# I don't know
it's terrifying enough already
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# it's me playing an angel
in a terrible rewritten production of Gilbert & Sullivan's Princess Ida, for which the costume designer fancied meand expressed this by making me skip around the stage semi naked
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:48, archived)
# i'll bet that cured her
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# I wish
she was teh horrid
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# no need!
hahahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:46, archived)
# bonar
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:50, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:51, archived)
# bonar?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:52, archived)
# A lesser known spin-off . . .


(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:43, archived)
# Pfffft!
Pun hour is upon us then!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 1:45, archived)

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