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# I really don't know why

But I've painted a Walrus on the beach. GIVE HIM A FUCKING BEACH TOWEL :@
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:13, archived)
# aww
Poor fellow has burnt himself
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:14, archived)
# For once, and probably for one time only,
I can claim that it was actually intentional for once!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Then you may have a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# That is very special.
And happy-making
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:14, archived)
# he is the david bowie of walruses!
and he is all of teh good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:15, archived)
# breelyunt
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:16, archived)
# he's lovely
but it's a bit like staring into the eye of a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes :O
Especially with the neck-fold :D
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# what?
you've never looked a fat pink cock in the eye or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:20, archived)
# will you please stop referring to GoldenFanjita as a cock!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:21, archived)
# oooh
sticking up for your little boyfriend?











(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:24, archived)
# your ... hat .... is very erect, waspy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:28, archived)
# it just got bigger, big boy!
Right, I'm off to Edinburgh. Have fun in the Imperial...
















(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:29, archived)
# blimey! most impressive
enjoy Edinburger

.. you sly-off git with your REAL MATES.. well we didn`t want you there anyway with your beer and fags and

please come?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# next time, next time...

I might spy on the edinb3ta bash from a distance and report back on how fat they all are.

guid nicht.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:32, archived)
# This actually made me laugh

God damn if it wasn't Rik too, what are the odds?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)
# 1/41335
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Oh yeah


Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:49, archived)
# ;)
img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/abandonnship/England/kiss.jpg
/links this pictures whenever she gets the chance
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Haha!
and it looks like incest too!
urrgh

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Rik is to GF as Abandon is to Eponymous

Don't have to be a Mensa swot to see there's some real funny business going on here. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah,
but there's pictures of the two of them in the same place at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:36, archived)
# Coincedence?

Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:51, archived)
# *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# emo-hawk?

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)
# BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# aww wee Leningrad the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:14, archived)
# or is it
finding emo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:16, archived)
# sorry bit slow there


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Maybe...
*checks own file name*

What a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] the power of suggestion

*coat*
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:06, archived)
# haha
is he inserting sausagebird up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)
# is that Madely?
for the love of......
Hahaha, woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Isn't that...
Richard Madeley?

Dirty bastard


EDIT: beat me to it hahah
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
# yes, and he`s using a gold-plated butt plug on himself
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:22, archived)
# DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE
Sorry for teh size but you loves it and it took 'kin ages

Clicky here for Blessed goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# and its too big
so linky please and we can all enjoy :)

EDIT/ thats better, woo to you for teh sacred Blessed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# link it
link it hard
/edit well done, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# 360K man!
rant rant rant


it is good though

.. why`s he wearing pance on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:06, archived)
# i love the way his left hand
goes behind his face like that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Ooooooooooohhh get you
it's his overhanging beard, damn foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "You WILL find my puns funny. You WILL find my puns funny"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# I don't think it's possible
to hypnotise someone into doing something completely against their nature
(SpittyWoonerism, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# I think you got the wrong end of the stick
it`s Dave doing some self-hypnosis ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Oi! You!
Get back in teh corner and wear your 'special' hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)
# I`m bidding on MrLogic`s sombrero on eBay
GOD IT`LL BE ALL TEH SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# I bought these hats on eBay a while back
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8191574848
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:21, archived)
# do you have a teeny tiny head?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:22, archived)
# twelve of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:25, archived)
# I bought a bunch of those from a flower shop
for the cheap.

I don't think they're for wearing.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:30, archived)
# you have yet to understand the b3tan mind..
;)

we need a hat bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:32, archived)
# But his puns ARE funny!


Oh no....

Does that mean he's got me?!?!?!

Winner^^^^!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)
# might take more than a shiny watch
perhaps a shiny watch and some money


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
# Yes, sir, may I have another?

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Heil Dave!
(fistcount shite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha! mein fuhrer - das ist GUD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:10, archived)
# ha ha
ha.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:21, archived)
# BAN BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# "your go skeletor"
"x-i"
"that's no word"
"yeah it is"
"oh alright then"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Cupboardy?
Or Jhvqtsky (SP?)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# JOZXYQK
AICMFP
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Dear god that's impressive recall...
Much woo to you, sir
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# KWIJIBO
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# PROV
and KAZAM
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:10, archived)
# SHAZAM!
That reminds me of a funny story.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# PROV
.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)
# ha
you watch spaced too
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)
# What's the frogstar?
/quotefrenzycomplete
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:02, archived)
# I was chatting with a friend of a friend who is studying geology
and he said he was doing a field report and got fed-up of quartz, because it didnt sound rock n roll enough, so he did his entire report refering to it as "shazamacite!"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:02, archived)
# ha
hence your name, then.
my best friend (english=second language) once wrote a GCSE report on Small Organisms. Misspelling organisms all the way through.... Hadn't the heart to tell her. And I wanted to see what grade she'd get.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:15, archived)
# You cruel fucker


What grade did she get?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome!
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)
# yay and houpla
for finger nips
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! gravytrain, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# hahah
nip nips.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# hahahaha ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Ebay is full of quality items, isn't it Rik?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# damn right!
heyyyy hovering sombrero!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# how big is size 16?
surely that make it a bird coat.. but fleeces are teh uniSEX
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:58, archived)
# you can't spell David Essex
without SEX
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# he puts the ES in SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)
# excellant!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Hehehe!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Mickey
Pierce?

Fantastic :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# haha!

except now you get to pay the shipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# I got 5 dvds for free
because the american internet company made a boo boo, DVDpacific take that!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hee hee
TJ: wasn't somebody talking about fucking, australia earlier?
news story
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha,
that's the funniest thing I've read in ages :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
# and this is the scariest...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1488857.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Linking via
a curiously unconnected chain of links...

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/31/golden_palace_rebrand/
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:02, archived)
# this bit gets me...
Golden Palace has paid $30,000 for some cash-strapped eBayer to have the company's logo tattooed on his todger which, when viewed from the right angle, bears a faint resemblance to Mahatma Gandhi
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Haha
Sheer class

"Wank on the Lake"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Hee hee
There's a Wank in Germany.

[edit] and a Tit in Algeria, a Kok in Ethiopia and a Shit in Iran.

(Just researched this for my website - one of the more interesting jobs).
(Pachey, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# i love shit like that
and I love this shiny website
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't.... Look.... Away...!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Arf!
Looks like you've got 'im by by the bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# That's not Jesus.
www.theregister.co.uk/2005/08/18/jesus_hawthorn/

It's Salvador Dali
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# looks
like that bloke in star wars with the red and black stripey tigers face and english teeth
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# scottish teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# where did he get the Essex accent?
ahhh... actor was English, voice was Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# It's a tree
...PRAISE THE TREE!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# NO!
We must follow the Gourd!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Hehehe, classic python
Though I'm not sure why I say that as there's no other kind. Actually, series 4 of the flying circus was kinda shite without JC.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# Fucking religous twats
If someone shit a perfect fullsize replic of jesus they wouldnt believe it! Someone sees something that's very vaguely face like in a tree and its a sign from god. What a bunch on wankers!! (Not inciting religious hatred)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Jesus is going to punch you in the jimmy for that one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Good
I'll look forward to the day and try it on with him, I'm not gay but I'd butt fuck him!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Isn't it funny
how every vaguely face-like image is the face of either Jesus or Mary?

When is somebody gonna find the face of Pol Pot, or Hercules, or something?
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# That's no Jesus
Looks like Brian Blessed to me!
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# It's a miracle!
Some shapes on a tree have come together to form something that, if looked at in the right light, from the right angle, looks like a face.

Also, all faces look alike. So this face must be the face of Jesus!

*hides in the corner, as far away from religion as possible, because it seriously gives me The Fear*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:54, archived)
# thats not.....
ah...




had to be done....


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha
It may as well be that in the tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] compo entry of mine
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# mmmm
sausagebird! Lovely :D

Where is sausagebird originally from anyway?

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Sausagechester
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha
all hail the royal sausagebird!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# :)
haven't seen sausage bird in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# haha!

I haven't seen you for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# we were on holidays
a lot of fun that was°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# ;)
doesn't all of France go on holiday in August?
Who stays home to serve all the tourists?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# tourists go to mc donald's
mc donald's hires immigrants
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 8:44, archived)
# huzzah!
I love sausage bird
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# yesssssss
i missed you b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sun 21 Aug 2005, 7:08, archived)
# repost.
I was wondering if i should download mozilla's thunderbird for my email or stick with microsoft's default. I had to ask my 8 ball.
[Annoying repost.]
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Pfft.
Winner.

Of a pie.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# mmm....
bacon and egg, thanks.

EDIT: and happy b3taday in a week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# More like 3
but thanks, nonetheless.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Reposts really ought to be a bit bigger than that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# heheh
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Is this a roast pea
or did someone post something identical earlier on in the week?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# its my roasted pea.
cooked to perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Look at
the subject line.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# OK






MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# Thunderbird is quite good
but its built in RSS reader is flakey as fuck, and you don`t get a calendar

Evolution is good.. oh this`ll be for Windows? scrub that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Is Sunbird good enough to use yet?
It's the calendar-only counterpart to Thunderbird+Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
# I dunno I`ve never downloaded it
.. I don`t have enough of a life to organise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# MOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# 
    
          ^
          | _
|\/|  _  _|(_
|  | (_)(_| _)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# ..

Larger
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Where's his beret?
/MoonOnnaStick

Very nicely done, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Berets are sooo cliche.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# New pants please
Wooooo

and fwap
(I helped save b3ta! MadRob6, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Panowie
to your work
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Arf
woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Woo to unexpected art!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# George-ous McMorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# blumming marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Best thing you have done for ages!
MORE NORKAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# luvverly
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# That exactly
what I had in mind, woo

/applauds
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# I am teh psychic.
..
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)
# ><
*concentrates* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Woo, but...
Is that not the cover of Whitesnake's "Love Hunter" LP he's painted?





I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:28, archived)
# fwap
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# with all the proteiny goodness
of man milk?
Edit: have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# sir that
is not quite right, i like it though

puts milkshake down
(Bored, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
#
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# oh come on for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
#
BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
you and your friggin` name changes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# ...etc...etc...
www.b3ta.com/board/5024488
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# haha, that makes me laugh every time
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# I'm sure that button should read
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!"
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# mmm Linux
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# got osx running on your system yet?
edit: I am silly, reads other thread.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
thats what you get for using a mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# What, Tiffs?
I would have thought that would be the least of thier worries!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Aye, according to latest research macs give you cancer
And various forms of herpes.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# they`ll have a nightmare if they release OS X for every man and his dog on Intel
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# seen tiger running on an intel yet?



smooooooooooooooth!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# saw something about it yesterday
there was too much faffage involved for me to bother trying it though

.. plus I don`t have OS/X in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# lack of enthusiasm prevented me


thankfully a network monkey here was all over it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Technically
haven't Mac signed a contract with Intel for their next gen processors?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# yeah but Apple has built the machines with common components, so they knew what they had to concentrate on supporting
if they ever sell the software on its own, you`ll have 10,000,000 different hardware configurations that`ll have to work - it could end up flakier than Windows
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Bloody hardware communist
Go back to Russia!

Yeah, I agree. Let's hope DirectX 10 brings in a bit of uniformity like it promised.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# mm true
but with it being based on UNIX darwin wouldn't it be kinda easy to hack around.

Plus random usb things had drivers and stuff for macs.. soo maybe.
/knows very little about devise management in macs
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# well half the hardware for PC motherboards doesn`t work on any flavoUr of Linux
but maybe if Apple put effort in and share with the Linux mob.. that might be good

dunno if that`ll happen though
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# what in the wide wide world of sports are you geeks wanking about now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# hahahah
the mac operating system has been hacked onto 'normal' pcs. other than that, willy sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
# never mind that
just get down the pub now and keep us a seat for Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# will do
mind you i'll be gone early though
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:05, archived)
# I haven't heard anyone quote slim pickens in a coon's age
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] endless fun messing around..

twas better inside my noggin...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# eh?
My mum is a hypotherapist (they don't like to be called hypnotists because that evokes dramatized movie hypnotism, which isn't real). She's done a bunch of past-life regressions, and they all kind of make sense and help people with problems n things.

Therefore, this is not funny at all to me.

Unless you can explain an actual joke I'm missing?
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# behind chappy lying down man`s head..?
the background?

chop chop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# this is a hypnotherapist who has regressed a man to the court of Louis XIV
and is bringing him back to a present which is now filled with elements of the French revolution. He is therefore being evil....

(I'm kind of ignoring the fact that past life regression is just such rubbish - funny how everyone was very successful and important in their previous lives isn't it. Have absolutely no problem with re-enacting/ re-experiencing moments from your own life though :0) )
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# personally I reckon it`s all down to DNA "memory"
so loads of us could be related to Henry VIII and have some of his memories

.. or something
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# I was in Russia on a school trip years ago
and in the exhibition on political prisoners held in the St Peter and Paul fortress in St. Petersburg there was a photograph of me in prisoners garb. In 1905.


That was a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# I was in a hotel in Colorado
with a wonderful hedgerow maze out front,
and there was a photograph of me wearing
a tux in 1926 in the lobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Haha
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I was a sparrow
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# I was a rock
I was an island.
And a rock feels no pain,
and an island never cries...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Actually
most people weren't successful.. the majority of my mum's clients were servants or poor people, in different times.. some 'remembered' being from places they know nothing about in this life. Its mostly a remembrance of a certain experience in a previous life connected to a problem with your current one - one was claustrophobic apparently because she'd been a nun hiding in a cupboard while an army ransacked the convent. Stuff like that.

Although having said that, I'm still fairly skeptical of it myself.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# ah, that makes sense - transference rather than reality.
Fair enough, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
I'm still not sure exactly what it is.. a lot of people seem to think its actually real. Personally I think its a construct that the mind creates to explain some current-life problem.

But then again, maybe it is real. I mean, its no less provable than any religion..
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:43, archived)
# The joke is
that studies have proven that people who are asked to pretend that they're hypnotized or are having past-life regressions can do and say the same "remarkable" things as those who supposedly undergo hypnosis, including "forgetting" everything that happened, feeling relaxed, biting into an onion, etc. etc.

No matter what you call it, it's a joke.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# But
in real hypnotherapy, you always know what's going on - and you remember everything that happened.

Its just a relaxed state in which your subconscious is more open to suggestion (as in the stop smoking etc therapy) or examination (as in the past-life regression).

Also, memories from current lives are the most proliferent, and are usually traumatic events which the subconscious mind has erased all conscious memory of, but where the trauma still remains in the form of an affliction.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# Not likely.
Almost all traumatic events ARE remembered, and quite clearly.

Electrical brain activity in relaxed or hypnotic states indicates that hypnosis is no more of a special state of consciousness than it is a social role playing. Patients show a response to hypnosis out of the expectation that it will work, or that they should be acting a certain way. They give the hypnotist the authority to suggest things to them, then they follow them of their own volition.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
# my mum could beat up your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# My dad could beat up your mum.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Trouble is
pedant but it was Louis XVI, your shit shop makes no sense.
(DemonLee, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:40, archived)
# ooOOOOOooh!
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# bugger, you're right
and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha.... and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# *puts fluffy trousers on*





hmm, itchy
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
# you came out of lurk mode just to point this out?

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Why education is important
(a_j_green, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# 4
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# and it took a week to clean up his office.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# I get it!
I thought that was a strange reply. About five hours later I suddenly got it and burst into laughter!

V funny
(a_j_green, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha, you feckin' maniac
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# sound advice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# I promise it's not spam, hell none of you live near here anyway
But here's a little commercial we are wrapping up feauturing our wonderful b3tan friend DogHorse, with special thanks to Miss Eclectech.

www.mobmedia.com/centon/IslandGuy.html

....still synching the voice over
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# nice

synching sound in flash is buckets of fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Cool...HEY! WAIT!
He's not typing, he's just hitting the keyboard over and over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha Centon
that sounds soooo gay

have to say though that Dixons`s prices are coming down quite a bit and are almost competitive.. sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Aye
I nearly bought a graphics tablet from there today.

In honour of that I shall nearly post a CDC.

edit: Does anyone who knows about this sort of thing think one of these is worth getting for £50? www.johnlewis.com/Computing/Accessories/Peripherals/Graphic+Tablets/230189796/Product.aspx
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# he's the man!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hehe, you should do a female lead for the next one
he's a surprisingly fine female impersonator
*spreads rumours*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# really?


actually not a bad idea. Do you also do vox?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# heh, not me
alarmingly doghorse really does do a better girls voice than me
in seriousness, i don't, but we could sort something out if needed :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)
# ooOOOooOooOOOOh!
you BITCH!

*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# nice flouncing!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# I've been to nightschool
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# pah
like you needed to be taught
*resists urge to post the bunches picture*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)
# HOORAH !
Where's the swearing ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Now thats what I call blatant advertising
on a lighter note, i got my results today.

CDDEE

So, im not happy with the smug cranberries that shout "A! yipee!". To cope with my laziness, ive gotten myself hammered. Three Cheers for b3ta!

(Attention Whore, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Just what the world needs
more monkeys with laptops.

nice work btw
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha and cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Wehay
Top Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# First day nerves



Thanks to BB'dO for idea.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# he needs to sort out his colour contrast before he's allowed in there!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)

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