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can you tie cherry stalks in a bow?
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lets hope it will be televised
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*cheering, shooting guns in air etc.
commies are so much sexier than islamic mentalists.
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commies are so much sexier than islamic mentalists.

you`d think at her age she`d be able to tie her shoe laces
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*waves*
Edit: And VERY nice picture, thankyou.
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Edit: And VERY nice picture, thankyou.

like it then? its got no cock so i made the boobs extra big :)
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clenchy hands, clenchy hands!
oh. wait. thats not so bad.
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oh. wait. thats not so bad.

It's not like i have a life that i'm frittering away inside, when I could be enjoying the sunshine.
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on another tangent.
do you believe religious questionaires advertised on vampirefreaks.com should
a)ask leading questions.
b)not give the user the any answer options which disagree with the questionaires opinion
c)when users click 'i am not a sinner' as an answer, ask them to try again.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:17,
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do you believe religious questionaires advertised on vampirefreaks.com should
a)ask leading questions.
b)not give the user the any answer options which disagree with the questionaires opinion
c)when users click 'i am not a sinner' as an answer, ask them to try again.

I hate that tv show but I like the idea of getting in a biohazard suit and shooting Ricky Gervais several times in the face
Morning all
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:33,
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Morning all

I'm assuming it's the ill looking chap
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I'm heading out for a bit folks, cheery-bye!
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WOO NO WORK!
feel free to minion it when it's done, just how I'm not sure but..
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:37,
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feel free to minion it when it's done, just how I'm not sure but..

and my hat was at a jaunted angle
everything is fixed now
other than the take ages thing :|
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:42,
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everything is fixed now
other than the take ages thing :|

with adam and the ants - stand and deliver
should be ready for christmas at this rate..haha
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:44,
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should be ready for christmas at this rate..haha

but that's going nowhere hahahah
silly us eh?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:49,
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silly us eh?

I saw a bloke outside the station yesterday who looked like a skinny David Brent
I also enjoyed Extras
/ooh controversial!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:34,
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I also enjoyed Extras
/ooh controversial!

I'd pay* to see something like that.
*bittorrent
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:37,
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*bittorrent

nearly as much as the episode with Kate Winslet making sex faces and gyrating behind the bloke`s back
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:42,
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the white one irritates me...infact they all do.
/refluffs

Except the high pitched one hurts my ears.
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I remember it, it wasn't very good.
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too late...........


Have another (mediocre) sketch I did in London.

Jealousy? I'm sure you have equally sexy pants.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:34,
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Did you used to go to sheffield hallam university?
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I'm 18, and will be starting University at BGC in Lincoln in a matter of weeks.
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and i do like your phone box, but for some reason i expect dr who to come out of it.
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I have to work on my birthday, but I will be here after, parading my 19ness for all to see.
And thank you, I'm glad you like it.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:29,
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And thank you, I'm glad you like it.

you were lucky lad
in my day they had nowt but gravel, and even then you had to walk for 15 miles down a dark road to get to it.
Mind you could leave your door open at night and not worry about burgulars . . . because we had nowt to steal
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:26,
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in my day they had nowt but gravel, and even then you had to walk for 15 miles down a dark road to get to it.
Mind you could leave your door open at night and not worry about burgulars . . . because we had nowt to steal

bloody luxury!
We had open sulphur pit of hades.
An we thought we were lucky!
All 20 of us slept in cardboard box on pit.
An it had a hole were rain came through an all!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:31,
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We had open sulphur pit of hades.
An we thought we were lucky!
All 20 of us slept in cardboard box on pit.
An it had a hole were rain came through an all!

I didn't gove you permission to draw my TARDIS!
woo.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:42,
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woo.

while taking the tube from now on
thanks!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:18,
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thanks!

they'll still be a miserable bunch
don't you know the rules?
Never speak to anybody on the tube.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:19,
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don't you know the rules?
Never speak to anybody on the tube.

the tube is the most depressing environment EVER
/turns up music
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:32,
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/turns up music

i remember i could hear about any language on london tube except english
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:36,
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the only English I ever hear is the music I`m listening to or the announcers` DEAFENING shouts over the intercom thing
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i'm missing good ol'london
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But they're all so suspicious, even of a smiling person.
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if you ask them if they need a seat
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My best time ever on a tube, was when a guy asked me what my badges meant
(I have three badges on my bag, a furtive, one with tiny text on, and my 'Tesco Value Melons' badge) cos he was 'into' badges.
We had a long conversation, including me explaining b3ta, and it was a bit sad when I had to get off before him. So to speak.
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(I have three badges on my bag, a furtive, one with tiny text on, and my 'Tesco Value Melons' badge) cos he was 'into' badges.
We had a long conversation, including me explaining b3ta, and it was a bit sad when I had to get off before him. So to speak.

a blind guy got on the bus, and as no one was offering a seat. i asked some teen to get up and free the reserved seat...then told the blind guy he could sit down.
he said:" no thanks, because if i stay up i can feel the bus turning right and left and this way i know when i must get down".
°)
i reeally looked like a cunt!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:32,
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he said:" no thanks, because if i stay up i can feel the bus turning right and left and this way i know when i must get down".
°)
i reeally looked like a cunt!

at one moment he said: "oh i recognise that bump...here's where i get down"
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i live in one of the smallest towns with a tube.
250 000 people and one line.
do you still have those wooden escalators? they should do them in marshmallow °)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:24,
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250 000 people and one line.
do you still have those wooden escalators? they should do them in marshmallow °)

Actually, I tell a lie. I have. In the London Transport Museum, on Monday.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:25,
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after the Kings Cross fire......


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Only most of them. I think there's a couple left in out of the way tube stations.
I helped invent the new plastic for using on the underground which would give off a lot less toxic fumes if there was another nasty fire like that.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:33,
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I helped invent the new plastic for using on the underground which would give off a lot less toxic fumes if there was another nasty fire like that.

which gets you high, like reefer plastic or summat
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:47,
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oh and as this does not deserve it's own thread, I just noticed that

Woo and Yay to my postage!
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:14,
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Woo and Yay to my postage!

and do any of them want to sleep with me?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:09,
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this is the best thing for solving boredom at work!
download if you have firefox, its just a plugin
www.stumbleupon.com/
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:56,
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download if you have firefox, its just a plugin
www.stumbleupon.com/

you seem to have forgotten to post a picture.
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![Challenge Entry: If computer games were real [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
...I should save this with my lack of hummus?

Potholing becomes an extreme sport.
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Potholing becomes an extreme sport.

But this aint a link to an image, flash, movie, and contains no hummus inducing belly laughs!
It is good, but deserves to be on the Talk board.
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It is good, but deserves to be on the Talk board.

Hypnotism compo?
And more to the point, do you have any Marmite with that as Vita appear to have not put enough on my toast!
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And more to the point, do you have any Marmite with that as Vita appear to have not put enough on my toast!

Foxytunes is a better plug in....but maybe not for work
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This is the logo for a project by our organisation called "Kiss the Butterfly"

Any good? Comments welcome..
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:56,
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Any good? Comments welcome..

Not the chocolate sort I hope? I hear it can make you ill.
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but they look like they're rubbing chins instead of kissing, maybe bring em up and around a bit?
and I would get rid of the ears too - you don't need them.
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and I would get rid of the ears too - you don't need them.

I was proud od those ears too...
Thanx for the comments people
I found if I rotate them more, I lose the butterfly shape, and I can't be arsed altering it now, lol
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Thanx for the comments people
I found if I rotate them more, I lose the butterfly shape, and I can't be arsed altering it now, lol

a butterfly on a womans nip, then have another woman about to kiss the flutterby.
Make both the women foxy chicks, I reckon it'd be a winner.
Yours is quite woo though anyhow
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:49,
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Make both the women foxy chicks, I reckon it'd be a winner.
Yours is quite woo though anyhow

although something makes me wonder if you had seen my milestone post?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:58,
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I posted before I looked at the board today, so bizarre synchronicity. Sausages must be in the air :)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:06,
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bout of giggling.
That shouldn't be as funny as it is hehehehehehehehehehehe
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52,
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That shouldn't be as funny as it is hehehehehehehehehehehe


As Imageshack are twunts I'm putting this up from yesterday & i've relinked my comp entry to those nice b3tards.com.

I love it! Hahahahahaha!
Now my boss's wondering what I'm larfing about.
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Now my boss's wondering what I'm larfing about.

Best thing to wake up to EVER! And Happy burp-day m'dear, hope your day is filled with joy and squidgy things
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might be a bit overused though. I am a repost whore
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:03,
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was waiting for one of their heads to spring up.
happy birthday
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:49,
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happy birthday

and hoorah for the animation which is fantastic
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:08,
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no photoshop at work :0(

it takes about twice as many words than english to say same thing
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:09,
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your amazingly ace drawing is turning me into a furry freak!
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...my favourite webcomic.
Does anyone know how hard it is to find a decent source image of a tennis court, as seen from above.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:32,
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Does anyone know how hard it is to find a decent source image of a tennis court, as seen from above.

Giant_squid beat me to it.
I have no hummus, and now I have no ideas for my first picture post :(
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I have no hummus, and now I have no ideas for my first picture post :(

...that is awesome thank you, I don't think I'll beat Giant_Squid's awesome pong one though.
I'm scouring old C64 sites to try and find a game that people will recognise.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:38,
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I'm scouring old C64 sites to try and find a game that people will recognise.

Nice work!
EDIT: I also love the detail of Kat's tail getting spikey on the last frame *hissss*
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:33,
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EDIT: I also love the detail of Kat's tail getting spikey on the last frame *hissss*

i hope you're making lots of money from these, because they are excellent.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:35,
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....might try and make a book out of them when there's enough.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:41,
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i did notice the website. but surely you can draw for some newspaper/magazine. they're a hell of alot funnier than most.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:45,
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....it refers to computer games and comics, two things which the average reader has no clue about/interest in.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:53,
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well if i ever own a newspaper or any publishy type thing, i shall give you a call.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:56,
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MAKE magazine?
It is a pity DEADLINE is no more.
They would have lapped up your work.
[Damn. there I go again with my Kat obsession!]
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:22,
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It is a pity DEADLINE is no more.
They would have lapped up your work.
[Damn. there I go again with my Kat obsession!]

we just have to encourage him to draw more real women and less kitten ladies ;)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:49,
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....but who wants to see that sort of thing?
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:09,
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/taking these cartoons too seriously now
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:31,
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I'm almost never in for sequential art these days, so have a huge WOO!
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i'm not sure wether it's real though?
edit:smaller

wondered if it was the same Ian McMillan...
Greetings
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:30,
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Greetings

Started working there in 99 myself.
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Good memories though eh?
Punters were (generally) all twunts were they not...?
edit: You were obvious exception to the rule. I'm talking general munters here.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:36,
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Punters were (generally) all twunts were they not...?
edit: You were obvious exception to the rule. I'm talking general munters here.

I still work in the charred remains of what it was. Although only for another 3 days.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:44,
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This already threadjacked thread? :-)
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:51,
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is the most pleasant series of games ever.
'cept the latest ones. Sellouts.
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:02,
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'cept the latest ones. Sellouts.

get off the island then!!
Edit:
I bet Chris Summers was 'gutted' when he got this assignment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4157728.stm
Also, I notice the BBC haven't put a link to the lovely Michelle's website on the page
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:12,
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Edit:
I bet Chris Summers was 'gutted' when he got this assignment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4157728.stm
Also, I notice the BBC haven't put a link to the lovely Michelle's website on the page

2. To cease to have; to possess no longer; to suffer
diminution of; as, to lose one's relish for anything; to
lose one's health.
[1913 Webster]
Sounds a lot like france to me...
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Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:15,
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diminution of; as, to lose one's relish for anything; to
lose one's health.
[1913 Webster]
Sounds a lot like france to me...
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