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I was tekking through the jungle and encountered this little bugger.

he chewed on my shoe for an hour or two.

EDIT: Oh yes, Me and a group of friends have decided to drive TO CHINA!!! Planed for summer 2006. Should take a month or so.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)

I'd have kicked him in the face*

*may be lies

woo

I don't know what made me say that

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)

Good for you

driving to China. Always dreamt of driving across Russia one summer.

When you get there, keep an eye out for me - I'll be the one in the shirt.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:07, archived)

i just read your profile and think there should be a support group for people whos g/f have buggered off and become lesbians.

Mine was shagging my ex-girlfriend behind my back.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)

I read his profile

and it made me want to snog a girl

actually, it made me go "hey, I'm about to live right by there!"

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)

I think last you mentioned it, you weren't sure.

You're going to school nearby, right?

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:28, archived)

Yeah, in Waltham

I leave tomorrow

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:31, archived)

Goodness me!

That's quite close.

I think I recall some other Boston b3tans. Perhaps we could have a stateside bash...er...when you're old enough, like.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:35, archived)

haha- I could get in

just not drink

but I agree- we should

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:39, archived)

Ooh.

That's tough.

I just met my ex's new girlfriend - more man than I am.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:29, archived)

eye of sour Ron

(Hairy Ballbag, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)

mnnrrnrnrrrghhh!

*runs*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)

is that you?

I bet it is

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)

might be

btw my mother wants to meet you

again

arf !

(Hairy Ballbag, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:09, archived)

ffs

I've just been searching the archive for your pics and as soon as I come back, you're here!
No consideration, some people...

*Spelches over this pic

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:07, archived)

err sorry

(Hairy Ballbag, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)

hahahahaahaa

tasty! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:56, archived)

Yes!

This!

*tries to remember no clipping code*
*fails*
*hits head on wall*

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)

idclip

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)

idspispopd

(in Doom 2)

Either way, woo!

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)

god I love doom/doom2

I might re-install it and try and find some active online games

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)

That's

the one I was looking for. Ta.

*exits dimension*

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)

hahahaha

err, I mean......Whats going on here? I dont get it. Yeah. Thats right, I dont get it at all.

woo

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)

it's ok... I knew only a few people would get it haha

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)

brillian

oh the memories!
*sheads a tear*

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)

*lost*

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)

*ahem*

iddqd initiates God Mode (invincibility) in Doom, a video game that allowed many men my age to become comfortable with the idea of living in their parents' basement for years to come.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)

hehehe

It's funny now
:D

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:08, archived)

then do IDKFA

and BFG the fookers!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)

hell yes

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)

Readyyyyyy

Go!

(Dowbocop, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:49, archived)

That made me smile like a giant smiley poo.

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Comma, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)

you do make me larf!

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)

ace!

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mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)

excellent!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)

I command you to

Groove!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)

Haha

groovetastic

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:37, archived)

*boogies*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:39, archived)

I obeyed the command

and I grooved! yay!

(Waxing an owl, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:38, archived)

huzzah

*dances the happy dance*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:39, archived)

that is sooo eighties...

...it's like the start of 'Saved by the Bell'.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:38, archived)

shhhh

you're upsetting the groove

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:40, archived)

sorry

*grooves*

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darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:43, archived)

Thats better

*gets the funk out*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:44, archived)

Awww, you threw off my groove!

*sulks*

/Kuzco

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:44, archived)

God that was a good show

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)

Ha!

Love it...

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A Pregnant Dog, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:40, archived)

thanks

but are you grooving as much as you can?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:43, archived)

Hang on a mo,

let me put down my coffee.

*grooves*

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A Pregnant Dog, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:45, archived)

Haha, fantastically groovy.

*grooves*

(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)

*refuses*

*grooves*

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)

*GROOVES*

well done

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:55, archived)

Hey, you guys are right

(they were chips. they said crisps.)

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:57, archived)

You could score goals by fatally injuring an opponent

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)

The memories!

Speedball was class

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)

ICECREAM!

hahahaha i ♥ speedball

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

hahaha

TJ - live palm tree throwin' shapes in the tail end of a hurricane...
www.keywestlivecam.com/harborside/harborside_webcam.htm
edit/oops ^^,and a woo to the pic!

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Three Dog Man, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)

que?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)

As I said

a live palm tree, throwin' shapes, in the tail end of a hurricane...

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Three Dog Man, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)

Oh the flashback.

I fucking loved speedball!

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dingochutney *parp*, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:32, archived)

Certain summer blockbusters would be a little less.. erm.. epic

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:57, archived)

Arf!

Nice hummus

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)

Der - dah - der - dah

der-dah-der-dah
derdahderdahderdahderdah
woo!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)

that's awesome!

yay!

(kaibosh, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)

woo yay and cheeky pea roast

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)

Arf :)

And a woo yay right back atcha

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)

pffft!

i like this

(Zaza, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)

and a cheeky pearoast from me

woo!

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)

hahaha

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:40, archived)

compousu

(Salabim, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)

Yipe,

potential bandwagon ahoy.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)

Aldi Fresh Honey

Only 99p!

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:45, archived)

Cheap Rape for all!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:49, archived)

I'm terrified of bees

Ugly hairy fuckers

(Dowbocop, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)

I like bees.

Wasps are bastards.

(kaibosh, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)

But they go so nicely in gin and tonic.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)

You're thinking of

daddy longlegs... surely?

Hellz

(HellzTeeth, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)

the jar...

of honey told me to do it judge, honest!

(hef, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:02, archived)

0.0

Is that shopped?

(Cliph, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)

nope

bought it from Aldi.

Only 99p!

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:41, archived)

Paint this you chimp rider

(furious eddie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:41, archived)

Mine's freakin' crap in comparison. *steals*

(MrBeansHoliday, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:47, archived)

hahah /reposts

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwAAANoUPNTXWCBTRPoOef7OSmEj!*q9kt7Cs0DLFSRmJQAVSLVb82jtT!gacMjeuLfIDHw3Z8vpfOHA9WKEUH9SjGfY8KuGkqbHGznLBTo/donkeykong.jpg

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:17, archived)

Lovely shadow work..

this is great !

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)

'Chimp rider'

Tee-hee! Woo!

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catbwoy, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:29, archived)

Apologies if already done...

(MrBeansHoliday, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)

that's a funny idea,

but it's rather large for a still image...

(kaibosh, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:59, archived)

Thats my huge resolution wot I use. I have no idea how it looks on a smaller monitor...

(MrBeansHoliday, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:17, archived)

I think they meant...

...optimizo-tron-it.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:38, archived)

Optimizilationatorbaugh

Save As-GIF

GIF's are good for simple images with few colors.

(mikebaja, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:45, archived)

Unlimited Power!

I'm an evil Jedi...

(FreshMexAZ, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)

I'm a morally ambiguous jedi!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)

Or Liam Gallagher.

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:43, archived)

I am no monkey, sir.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue194/

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rob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:26, archived)

oops

doesnt work for me

/ now it does

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:27, archived)

your mind is a blank aye?

edit: hurrah!

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MrA, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:28, archived)

WOOHOO!!!!

just in time for the phone system to spack

leaving me with no work to do

hmmmmmmmm

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:29, archived)

yay, newsletters!

okay, i'm really leaving, bye everyone, see you in a couple weeks

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)

hurrah, fanks all!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:42, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:43, archived)

That's a good mention of the N game

but it's actually stolen. The newest version with 500 stages can be found at its makers website at www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)

That 'Internet is for porn' song....

.... is from the Broadway Musical 'Avenue Q', a very fine show coming to London soon apparently

(Scary, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)

hahahaha

I am all of teh slow idiot.
The show comes recommended by abandonnship- there are puppets fucking in it.

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:51, archived)

'The Internet is for Porn'

is from the musical "Avenue Q"
which was ace.

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:49, archived)

yay

I got another 2nd place in a compo. Cheers, Farmboy.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)

3rd!!!

Yay for me!!! My first winner!
*Does happy dance*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:14, archived)

My lovely horse

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:03, archived)

that's wonderful

woo and yay

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homonk, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)

"running through the fields"

w00!

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)

Like a train in the night.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:06, archived)

*mounts*

(Coca Hogg, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:10, archived)

That am

Woo

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:25, archived)

That's very swish

have a woo/yay.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:06, archived)

wahey!

you get the 'best horse pic of the day" award.
*hands over medal*
:)

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mrRush, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)

first check to make sure it is not a alien.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)

BEWARE!

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mrRush, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:16, archived)

Thank you

*bites medal to check for chocolate*

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)

Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

Very nice, Woo!

(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)

aah

you sucked my thought

(Coca Hogg, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)

where is it going, with its fetlocks blowing

in the wind?

(Coca Hogg, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)

Mind the piss.

(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)

ware am it gosing with teh fetlockles blowsin in teh winds?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)

"ware am it gosing with teh fetlockles blowsin in teh winds?"

blimey you guys start drinking early

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:19, archived)

woo

look at the way she's workin it...

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Moogen, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:08, archived)

Herro sorlder boy

Sucky sucky? 5 dorrah?

Cheap shot, but I'm bored

(MrAnderson, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:02, archived)

Ouch

My feelings, they are hurted.

(masonthekiller, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)

me love you long time

10 dolla each, you get alllll dis.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:09, archived)

errr

69? you want a number sixty nine? thats chicken wings in egg fried rice to here

(MrAnderson, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:11, archived)

No photoshop required - shouldn't be too hard to find...

...this guy

(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)

Christ.

That the kind of shit I make.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:58, archived)

You're not that good.

/cheap shot

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:55, archived)

bucking the trend

of sexy baby attackers i see

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connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)

I'm sure

it was a girl who punched the baby this morning in the papers!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)

If it happened in my home town...

... that may well be the fairest of the sex.

Edit: I meant "sexes". Nothing fair about the way it's done back home.

(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)

The attacker will probably contact them to complain about making him look ugly

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Mousing, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)

What

the fuck!

I hope he gets sent down and has the shit kicked out of him daily

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)

I thought he was off dicking Courtney Hole

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)

'scruffy'....?

how about 'spacktarded'?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:02, archived)

You'd be far more reticent to look for anything unsavoury on the web

(Dowbocop, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)

thats what i was trying to say - but in a video shop.

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my mum, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:01, archived)

Huh?

Why are two saggy nipples talking?

Oh, wait, it's a face.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)

no it bloody well isn't

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my mum, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:06, archived)

Oh, I get that one now.

I was a bit confused by that one when I looked at it last night, cos I thought they were tits too...

(Dowbocop, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:13, archived)

Have a cheeky 25.8 k repost by means of woo...

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FoldsFive, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)

That really is one of the best entries I've seen so far ...

Excellent stuff!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)

ladies and gentlemen. meet the cabaret badgers.

cfb

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mrRush, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)

Phwooooaaaaar

Would!

Wooo (ps, hatstand)

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spagaroony, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)

haha, nice

that one in the middle looks like she may have TB though, spade her in the head

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mongychops, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)

Alert! Alert!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)

awwwwwww yeah

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:57, archived)

Love those

kerr-azy cabaret badgers.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)

Hah!

Top shop!

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Grampa, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:07, archived)

Lineker inaugurated the Wembley stadium with his own personal touch...

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LittlePixel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)

Woo! and speaking of football

Noon to all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:54, archived)

That am

much greatness. The Sun will nick it now.

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Schrodinger, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 20:58, archived)

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