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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)

YIKES!

*reads Father Ted script*
Now Dougal, pay attention . . . these cows are very small . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)

lol

that tank has a lot of balls to stand in the way, but i think it has worked....... it's the next part where he climbs the guy that i want to see

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

When I grow up

I want to be pixellated!

Woo!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:04, archived)

Get JJ to draw you semi-naked, and I'll do it . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)

breaking news

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mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

Shoot him seven times in the head!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Woo!

brilliant!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

hahahaha

/goes to look for the end with the minge

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

*wipes*

*passes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

you'd do her in the viscera

AICMFP

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

Yes

it's loke when noel edmonds went on a rampage, i love it when stars go bad.

we need more people like O.J. Simpson.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

Hehehehe

Give him 20 years....
Should be dead by then!

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paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

Thats

Magic!!

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)

A-Ho-Ho !

As he would probably say

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FatherJack /me belms, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:54, archived)

Don't ask

EDIT: Sorry, should've said, its not my work, shy colleague here without an account. And unlike me has a talent for colouring in (i'm just a lowly typist)

EDIT 2: Image slightly betterered

(Prince of Chips, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)

That song has grown on me far too much, radio 2 whore that i am...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)

*prods*

Who she?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

Katie Melua - admired by Parkinson for her 'raw talent'

quite pretty to look at but no use on Mastermind

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)

Ah, a "Georgian jazz/blues singing sensation"

according to google...
You learn something new every day.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

and a bigger bum chin than Kirk Douglas

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

I'm spartacus, and this is MY bicycle...

no, its MY bicycle...
No, it's MY...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

no, that's her bum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

you and your bloody "Arf!"s!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

Arf! Arf! Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:04, archived)

Look, a seal!

*hefts club*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:07, archived)

he he

you want teh wogan love child.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

I AM the Wogan lovechild

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

The crappy 'Titanicesque' Irish whisle bit really bugs me . . .

why didn't they use an authentic Chinese flute!?

I agree it's a good song though . . . Mike Batt wrote it!
SPLITTERS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)

'Titanicesque' is my word for the day

'Titanicesque' - def. all things shit with a spark of attention brought on by the flashing of Kate Winslet's norks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

they had to take out the part about the wombles.

but i think it's on the album version.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)

There are 9 million Wombles on Wimbledon Common...

thats a fact...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

I won't pretend to understand

...but I like it.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)

Noice!

is it mel-ua or me-lua 'cause thay seem to have changed it to one of t'other.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)

that was probably after she obtained British citizenship

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)

she'll be playing at wimbledon next year then....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)

does she have nice leggies?

/best thing about tennis... teh womenz in skimpies

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

legs are fine laydeeebit attributes

haven't seen Katies, but I'm willing to make the effort...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

that am really fab

aren't there millions?

also - really really well shopped

Wish I could afford to Donate. This makes me sad

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

hahaha

wicked

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toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

Her and her bloody bike song

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)

Day 42

Descending the North face of Katie Melua.

Conditions worsening, don't know if I'll be able to make it down. Wish me luck...

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(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:07, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)

hot water bottle always works

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)

'Tis mighty good

But 'tis no substitute for giving the nice people money!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)

waits for critics to start flaming their seemless buttons

........

forget the hot water bottle, its my last chance to get a holiday for £9.50

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)

that holiday

is in scunthorpe

(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)

with a choice of destinations now.. Turkey OR Greece!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)

or romania...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)

nobody`d go there

it`s full of them Romans

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

Mr. Round

Previous episodes

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Woo!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)

Pfft!

Yay!

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)

Ah ha ha ha!

That's ace!

Mr Round is impossibly cute.

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Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

nearly as cute as the sickeningly cute

heeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiummmmmmmmmmmmm

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

That's wonderful!

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Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:39, archived)

I've not seen that

Must look at home - no sound on my PC at work.

I had to be sure Mr. Round did not look like a shaved testicle. Good job I did!

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)

^ this and flash don't work here either

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)

`tis good

even the missus likes it, and she never likes stuff I show her on the net... even the donkey porn

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)

Why is that I wonder

o0
-
Everyone should have a little Donkey Porn in their lives

*saves link...emails to home* :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)

damn it!

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=donkey+porn&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

I`m only number 2 :(

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)

Christ...it's only 10:50 and already I have a few hours of links to go through :)

So much interweb so little time

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

lol

thats great

(xwoody01, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:59, archived)

Ahahahahahaha!

Most excellent!
*loves this series*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

hahaha!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

Aw,

I thought he was going to be mistaken for a suppository. (sp?)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

Ah nuts

Back to the drawing board for the next episode then... ;)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)

Give me a share when you're rich!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha!

I like this.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

pffft

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:34, archived)

Fantastic

Woo

(Megaton Bob has nothing more to say, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:34, archived)

woo!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)

Brilliant!

And Lovely!
How spiffing! 9.6 on a certain person's Spiffing-o-meter!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

wow

this is e-mazing :D

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

Hee Hee Heee!

They are so fucking excellent.

Cuntastic, says I.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

Most

Great!!

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)

I spent a very enjoyable time going back through your "Bridge" series last night :)

and Mr Round is utterly ace as well :)

hahahahahahaha

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)

Thanks

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)

bloody ace mate !

big piles of shit make me laugh evry time!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)

you must have LOVED celebrity fat camp then

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:42, archived)

Arf :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)

Hows the Bunnmeister doing today?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)

Betterer than yesterday...Ta muchly

b3ta is a sure cure for sadness

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)

hahaha! brilliant

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mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)

Aaa-aa-achooooooeeeeeee

Has this been done?

First post ever so be gentle with me darling.

(SLiQ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)

nice... SLiQ even

;)

welcome to teh board!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)

very very good, welcome aboard!

but yes, bindun

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

*offers gentle Woo*

welcome

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

Not as far as I know (which isn't very far)

Very woo pic.

Welcome, chair, kitten, never, etc.

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Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

Top first post!

Woo and welcome... pull up a kitten!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

WOO!

excellent first post

Well done.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

great first post!

pull up a kitten - you'll never leave!

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

natural bird flu .. woo

and from the early hours

(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)

And they said

satire was dead.

(Coca Hogg, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)

Bindun

And sadly 2 days ago.....

but good work, and welcome!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)

Yay...it's one of the good ones...welcome new person :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:57, archived)

Parp!

My site.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

woo

cheeky cherub

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)

haha

cool

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oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha

Nice

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)

Yo..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)

YAY

*gives five WOO*

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

Jesus knew gangster handshakes.

Who'd have thought it?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

That's not Jesus

it's one of the Kings.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)

Pffft

hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

Wildlife Photography

Snapped this one last night. The very rare Peelican. Likes fish suppers and discovering new indie bands.

(thisismusic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

Oooh

Bit too hard to see the face, maybe?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)

bird flu?

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vintly ....mostly bacon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

It'll be one big sausage party.

I think the southerners will suffer the brunt personally.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

yay!

i can't get it, I'm male!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)

fantastic shoppery there!

Who was the first man to sail around the world single handed?

Captain Hook!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)

Gary Glitter

and his cabin boy...

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)

two reasons

cake...

...and she's naked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

^ THIS

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)

Woo!

Brill!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

Hahahaha

Yaaay!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

nudey lady! :)

furry lady?:(
cake! :)

I'm feeling very confused

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

then you've probably missed the odd episode . . .

she's a squirrel who doesn't like clothes . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)

no, I've read them all

that's not where the confusion arises

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

then what?

How may I be of assistance?
to unconfuse you . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)

he wants to know what part of it

gives him a trouser tent... aww bless

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)

the confusion is in my pants

I'm not sure wether or not this is a sexy cartoon

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)

I just run with it

and appeciate the sexy bits as they come :)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31, archived)

Huzzah!

Most woo, as ever!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

top stuff

as usual

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

awaits next installment

Well done JJ!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

...

hands self into RSPCA for strange allurings to hairy legs

(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)

i was more concerned

about the hairy chesticles

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I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:11, archived)

Ooh!

It's the return of BuckNekkedSquirrelGirl and Pear-likePenguin/PartrigeDude!

Yeah, it's hard arguing with a BuckNekkedSquirrelGirl, especially if she offeres you cake (even if it's yours).

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

We're saved!!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

*orders 15million doses*

woo!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)

Yay!

Seriously though, I hear the death numbers will hit 50,000....is it me or does this sound bad?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)

yes, but that number

has been plucked out of the air by 'experts'

Do you remember in 1999? Planes were gonna fall from the sky, we were gonna be without electricity until May, Windows 3.1 was going to stop working . . .
none of it actually happened . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

Ah yes - the worst that happened for me was that

I dropped a melon on my toe and bruised it (and the toe). Couldn't really blame that on the Bug tho'.

('ning!)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:28, archived)

'lo ZW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)

huuurgles...

I'm off to Buckingham Palace tomorrow! Last time I went I trod on a corgi.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)

*group hurgles*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)

excuse me...

I think your monkey just fondled my snail.

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)

*looks embarrassed*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)

and how is that figure obtained?

Media panic-mongering! Don't belive a word the bastards tell you.

Ever.

('ning everyone)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)

wades in with a pun

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)

When I die

I'm going to donate my lamb.
Woo!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)

pfffft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)

yay!

crispy-fy that duck!

that will rid him of his (hoi)sins

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

Don't be so (chow) mean!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)

you'd pepper believe it!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)

I noo(dle) you were gonna say that!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)

*sniffy woo*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

hehehe

woo sir

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)

'ning

waits for magenta cockification

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)

Is that

Kerry Whatever-she-calls-herself-now?

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

nay

jenifer ellison or something

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SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

naaa

Jeniffer Ellison - Ex Brookside/Pop star attemptee

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

i read that as 'amputee'

then i realised it could have been, she had her talent cut off

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)

haha

b-bom tssh

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)

or is she?

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

she be a fine lookin' lass, i'll wager her hands are calloused like a rock from scootin' up the riggin' and wankin' off pirates.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)

*puts hand up*

"im a pirate"

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

now, if you'd put yer 'ook up yer might of stood a chance, but she can tell yer not a real pirate by the fact that yer 'ave two 'ands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)

who is that

her head looks too small

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

small heads are fashionable these days

only last week, Jennifer Lopez had her head shrunken to the size of a kidney bean

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

she has a tiny head

a really tiny head

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:14, archived)

and a shiny shin

a very shiny shin

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:17, archived)

Aye, I noticed that too

she's a flipping frrrreak!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)

it's normal size

it's just her tits are massive. it's all to do with perspective.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)

She has a massive forehead

You could show movies on that thing...

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

Or cum on it.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)

^this^

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha

as if you'd ever look above her breasts!

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)

This.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

we've done that bandwagon already

about a fucking year ago

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)

soz

but i wasnt here then

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)

smokey the bear says

only YOU can prevent sign bandwagons

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)

One for GA

Story

despite his grim determination to murder me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)

Wooo!

Brilliant as always Dave!

Whoop Whoop!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)

Haha!

Comprete rack of tarrant , class

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)

Thankyou . . . .

_{_{terms and conditions apply, may contain traces of plaigerism; your house may be at risk if you don't keep up repayments}}
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

Time for my first pearoast:

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:14, archived)

have a pr reply!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)

haha

The computer company I bought mine from went bust, and I only paid for 1/3 of it, and the rest has been written off, woo hoo!

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)

never fear

it`ll only last 1/3 as long as a normal computer

/been there, watched the motherboard explode

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

costs me a damn site more than that...

*murders dave*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

*checks*

Nope, still alive . . .
C'mon, try harder!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

starvation from kia-ora will weaken you...
'no, mr. Hat, I expect you to die'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)

*drinks a gallon of Kia Ora*
mixed with wee wee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:13, archived)

you're in the daily sport today....

S.M.A.S.H. pic...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:13, archived)

yes, of course I am dear . . .

and all four of your little chef posts are on the FP . . .
Arf! Really!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:15, archived)

you are you are - i have just been reliably informed

by bennyhillslovechild who has rung me up from work especially - which means you'll be on internutter soon

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)

but I bet you checked the FP . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)

bet i didnt, was too busy stocktaking my kia-ora

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)

hahaha!

poor Tarrant! good enough for him!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)

*clicks*

woo sir. i like that word phantomflanfligs!

w00

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)

Hurrah!

Click here
phantomflanfliNgs . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)

Little House On The Prarie-Dog

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:59, archived)

booooo!

great punnage

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)

thanks

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)

arf!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)

I don't get that one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)

Little Chef

are a chain of restaurants in England.

I'll find a piccy....

Edit: Here you go.
Mmm! Crappy rubbish Little Chef!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)

this one?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:03, archived)

Pfft! Woo!

20th Anniversary of Neighbours today!
Whoop Whoop!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)

this is better...

right, thats it - no more

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)

Ah Go on!

You know you want to post the complete series!
Please do...

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)

didn't you just sign the DTH

no reposting thing down there VVVV?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)

That's for

Dave to stop posting.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)

I am In England

and now I feel stupid 'cos I just didn't get the reference

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)

Pfft!

You silly sausage!
Whoop Whoop!!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)

I smell 'wagon!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)

That brought a big beamy smile to my face :)

'ning all...I purchased my furtive b3ta T-Shirt last night...I wanted the petrol blue one...but they'd only got maroon ones left in stock

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)

hence you = the gays

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)

And you love it you big Irish Willy holster you :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

if you got stuck on an island you'd be marooned

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)

If I was lost in a W.African country

I could be Camerooned :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

...if I was a small round biscuit

I'd be macarooned :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)

yay!

BIGGER! BIGGER! TO CHINA! etc.

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)

i knew someone would have done it

but i like my little hat house.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)

he can wear it and live in it with pride

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)

is pride the collective term for prarie dogs

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)

only the gay ones ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)

I like marmots

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techierob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Ace! What a fab Tuesday!
*resists posting for a bit*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)

^this!^

'ning Mr the Hat!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)

Good morning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:49, archived)

*concurs wholeheartedly*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:50, archived)

are we all concurring with Daves Brian text?

cos if so, can we have this in contract form please

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:52, archived)

We the signed do solemnly swear that we wholeheartedly concur with the BT2005 statement of One Mr DtH and do hereby agree to love this Tuesday, 18th October 2005 with all our manly/womanly/plantly/amoebaly love that we can spare. Sign Here......................

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:54, archived)

I meant the bit about him 'not posting' for a while....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:55, archived)

We the signed do solemnly swear that we wholeheartedly concur with the BT2005 statement of One Mr DtH and do hereby agree to allow him to resist posting for a while, this Tuesday, 18th October 2005 with all our manly/womanly/plantly/amoebaly support that we can spare. Sign Here......................

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)

JEALOUS!

Would someone please hug this man, he has popularity issues . . .
Hahahahaha! *hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:54, archived)

we, the undersigned herein, recognised as parties of the first-part

do hereby concur with Dave the Hat.

This is legally binding and we may not steal any of teh Kia Ora.

Sign here...

Admiral Drew

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:55, archived)

I'll sign, cos I dont need to steal any kia-ora -

I have the entire world supply anyway, even the
famous dave orchard plantation of kia-ora growing plants,
AND the legendary continent of Kia-lantis

I'm a regular little bond-villian-in-training me,
I have thousands of henchmen in kia-ora orange coloured overalls and
live in a volcano that erupts with kia-ora and everything

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)

you forgot the necessary evil laugh!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:58, archived)

Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:59, archived)

vone bat, two bat, zzree bat...

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)

of course you do . . .