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# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# YIKES!

*reads Father Ted script*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# lol
that tank has a lot of balls to stand in the way, but i think it has worked....... it's the next part where he climbs the guy that i want to see
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# When I grow up
I want to be pixellated!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Get JJ to draw you semi-naked, and I'll do it . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:06, archived)
# breaking news
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Shoot him seven times in the head!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Woo!
brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha
/goes to look for the end with the minge
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# *wipes*

*passes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# you'd do her in the viscera
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Yes
it's loke when noel edmonds went on a rampage, i love it when stars go bad.

we need more people like O.J. Simpson.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Hehehehe
Give him 20 years....
Should be dead by then!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Thats
Magic!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)
# A-Ho-Ho !
As he would probably say
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Don't ask


EDIT: Sorry, should've said, its not my work, shy colleague here without an account. And unlike me has a talent for colouring in (i'm just a lowly typist)

EDIT 2: Image slightly betterered
(Prince of Chips, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# That song has grown on me far too much, radio 2 whore that i am...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# *prods*
Who she?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Katie Melua - admired by Parkinson for her 'raw talent'
quite pretty to look at but no use on Mastermind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Ah, a "Georgian jazz/blues singing sensation"
according to google...
You learn something new every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# and a bigger bum chin than Kirk Douglas
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# I'm spartacus, and this is MY bicycle...
no, its MY bicycle...
No, it's MY...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# no, that's her bum!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# you and your bloody "Arf!"s!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Arf! Arf! Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Look, a seal!
*hefts club*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:07, archived)
# he he
you want teh wogan love child.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I AM the Wogan lovechild
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# The crappy 'Titanicesque' Irish whisle bit really bugs me . . .
why didn't they use an authentic Chinese flute!?

I agree it's a good song though . . . Mike Batt wrote it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)
# 'Titanicesque' is my word for the day
'Titanicesque' - def. all things shit with a spark of attention brought on by the flashing of Kate Winslet's norks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# they had to take out the part about the wombles.

but i think it's on the album version.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# There are 9 million Wombles on Wimbledon Common...
thats a fact...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# I won't pretend to understand
...but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Noice!

is it mel-ua or me-lua 'cause thay seem to have changed it to one of t'other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
# that was probably after she obtained British citizenship
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)
# she'll be playing at wimbledon next year then....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# does she have nice leggies?
/best thing about tennis... teh womenz in skimpies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# legs are fine laydeeebit attributes
haven't seen Katies, but I'm willing to make the effort...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# that am really fab
aren't there millions?

also - really really well shopped

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
wicked
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Her and her bloody bike song
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Day 42
Descending the North face of Katie Melua.

Conditions worsening, don't know if I'll be able to make it down. Wish me luck...

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(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hot water bottle always works
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# 'Tis mighty good
But 'tis no substitute for giving the nice people money!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)
# waits for critics to start flaming their seemless buttons
........

forget the hot water bottle, its my last chance to get a holiday for £9.50
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
# that holiday
is in scunthorpe
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# with a choice of destinations now.. Turkey OR Greece!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# or romania...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# nobody`d go there
it`s full of them Romans
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Mr. Round


Previous episodes
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Woo!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha!
That's ace!

Mr Round is impossibly cute.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# nearly as cute as the sickeningly cute
heeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiummmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# That's wonderful!
.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:39, archived)
# I've not seen that
Must look at home - no sound on my PC at work.

I had to be sure Mr. Round did not look like a shaved testicle. Good job I did!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# ^ this and flash don't work here either
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# `tis good
even the missus likes it, and she never likes stuff I show her on the net... even the donkey porn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Why is that I wonder
o0
-
Everyone should have a little Donkey Porn in their lives

*saves link...emails to home* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# damn it!
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=donkey+porn&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

I`m only number 2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Christ...it's only 10:50 and already I have a few hours of links to go through :)

So much interweb so little time
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# lol
thats great
(xwoody01, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:59, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
Most excellent!
*loves this series*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha!





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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Aw,
I thought he was going to be mistaken for a suppository. (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Ah nuts
Back to the drawing board for the next episode then... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Give me a share when you're rich!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo
(Megaton Bob has nothing more to say, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:34, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
And Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# wow
this is e-mazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Hee Hee Heee!
They are so fucking excellent.

Cuntastic, says I.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Most
Great!!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# I spent a very enjoyable time going back through your "Bridge" series last night :)
and Mr Round is utterly ace as well :)

hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:13, archived)
# bloody ace mate !
big piles of shit make me laugh evry time!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)
# you must have LOVED celebrity fat camp then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Hows the Bunnmeister doing today?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Betterer than yesterday...Ta muchly

b3ta is a sure cure for sadness
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Aaa-aa-achooooooeeeeeee
Has this been done?


First post ever so be gentle with me darling.
(SLiQ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# nice... SLiQ even
;)

welcome to teh board!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)
# very very good, welcome aboard!
but yes, bindun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# *offers gentle Woo*

welcome


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Not as far as I know (which isn't very far)
Very woo pic.

Welcome, chair, kitten, never, etc.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Top first post!
Woo and welcome... pull up a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# WOO!
excellent first post

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# great first post!
pull up a kitten - you'll never leave!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# natural bird flu .. woo
and from the early hours
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# And they said
satire was dead.
(Coca Hogg, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Bindun
And sadly 2 days ago.....

but good work, and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Yay...it's one of the good ones...welcome new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Parp!
Parp!

My site.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# woo
cheeky cherub

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)
# haha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Yo..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# YAY
*gives five WOO*
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Jesus knew gangster handshakes.
Who'd have thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# That's not Jesus
it's one of the Kings.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Wildlife Photography
Snapped this one last night. The very rare Peelican. Likes fish suppers and discovering new indie bands.

(thisismusic, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Oooh
Bit too hard to see the face, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)
# bird flu?
(I helped save b3ta! vintly ....mostly bacon, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# It'll be one big sausage party.
I think the southerners will suffer the brunt personally.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# yay!
i can't get it, I'm male!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)
# fantastic shoppery there!
Who was the first man to sail around the world single handed?


Captain Hook!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Gary Glitter
and his cabin boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# two reasons
cake...


...and she's naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Woo!
Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# nudey lady! :)
furry lady?:(
cake! :)

I'm feeling very confused
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# then you've probably missed the odd episode . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:29, archived)
# no, I've read them all
that's not where the confusion arises
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# then what?
How may I be of assistance?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)
# he wants to know what part of it
gives him a trouser tent... aww bless
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:54, archived)
# the confusion is in my pants
I'm not sure wether or not this is a sexy cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I just run with it
and appeciate the sexy bits as they come :)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
Most woo, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# top stuff
as usual
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# awaits next installment
Well done JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# ...
hands self into RSPCA for strange allurings to hairy legs
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# i was more concerned
about the hairy chesticles
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Ooh!
It's the return of BuckNekkedSquirrelGirl and Pear-likePenguin/PartrigeDude!

Yeah, it's hard arguing with a BuckNekkedSquirrelGirl, especially if she offeres you cake (even if it's yours).
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# We're saved!!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# *orders 15million doses*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)
# Yay!
Seriously though, I hear the death numbers will hit 50,000....is it me or does this sound bad?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# yes, but that number
has been plucked out of the air by 'experts'

Do you remember in 1999? Planes were gonna fall from the sky, we were gonna be without electricity until May, Windows 3.1 was going to stop working . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Ah yes - the worst that happened for me was that
I dropped a melon on my toe and bruised it (and the toe). Couldn't really blame that on the Bug tho'.

('ning!)


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:28, archived)
# 'lo ZW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:30, archived)
# huuurgles...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# *group hurgles*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:36, archived)
# excuse me...
I think your monkey just fondled my snail.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:38, archived)
# *looks embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)
# and how is that figure obtained?
Media panic-mongering! Don't belive a word the bastards tell you.

Ever.

('ning everyone)


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# wades in with a pun
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)
# When I die
I'm going to donate my lamb.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# pfffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# yay!
crispy-fy that duck!

that will rid him of his (hoi)sins
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Don't be so (chow) mean!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)
# you'd pepper believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# I noo(dle) you were gonna say that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:26, archived)
# *sniffy woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# hehehe
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning

waits for magenta cockification
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Is that
Kerry Whatever-she-calls-herself-now?
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# nay
jenifer ellison or something
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# naaa
Jeniffer Ellison - Ex Brookside/Pop star attemptee
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# i read that as 'amputee'
then i realised it could have been, she had her talent cut off
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)
# haha
b-bom tssh
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# or is she?
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
she be a fine lookin' lass, i'll wager her hands are calloused like a rock from scootin' up the riggin' and wankin' off pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# *puts hand up*
"im a pirate"
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
now, if you'd put yer 'ook up yer might of stood a chance, but she can tell yer not a real pirate by the fact that yer 'ave two 'ands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:31, archived)
# who is that
her head looks too small
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# small heads are fashionable these days
only last week, Jennifer Lopez had her head shrunken to the size of a kidney bean
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# she has a tiny head
a really tiny head
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:14, archived)
# and a shiny shin
a very shiny shin
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Aye, I noticed that too
she's a flipping frrrreak!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:24, archived)
# it's normal size
it's just her tits are massive. it's all to do with perspective.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)
# She has a massive forehead
You could show movies on that thing...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Or cum on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
as if you'd ever look above her breasts!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:33, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# we've done that bandwagon already
about a fucking year ago
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# soz
but i wasnt here then
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:25, archived)
# smokey the bear says
only YOU can prevent sign bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:32, archived)
# One for GA

Story


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Wooo!
Brilliant as always Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Haha!
Comprete rack of tarrant , class
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Thankyou . . . .
terms and conditions apply, may contain traces of plaigerism; your house may be at risk if you don't keep up repayments


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Time for my first pearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:14, archived)
# have a pr reply!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)
# haha
The computer company I bought mine from went bust, and I only paid for 1/3 of it, and the rest has been written off, woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:18, archived)
# never fear
it`ll only last 1/3 as long as a normal computer

/been there, watched the motherboard explode
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# costs me a damn site more than that...
*murders dave*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# *checks*

Nope, still alive . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
starvation from kia-ora will weaken you...
'no, mr. Hat, I expect you to die'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# 'k
*drinks a gallon of Kia Ora*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:13, archived)
# you're in the daily sport today....
S.M.A.S.H. pic...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:13, archived)
# yes, of course I am dear . . .
and all four of your little chef posts are on the FP . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:15, archived)
# you are you are - i have just been reliably informed
by bennyhillslovechild who has rung me up from work especially - which means you'll be on internutter soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)
# 'k
but I bet you checked the FP . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:20, archived)
# bet i didnt, was too busy stocktaking my kia-ora
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha!
poor Tarrant! good enough for him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)
# *clicks*
woo sir. i like that word phantomflanfligs!

w00
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
Click here


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Little House On The Prarie-Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:59, archived)
# booooo!
great punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# thanks
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# //
I don't get that one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Little Chef
are a chain of restaurants in England.

I'll find a piccy....

Edit: Here you go.


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:03, archived)
# Pfft! Woo!
20th Anniversary of Neighbours today!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)
# this is better...

right, thats it - no more
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Ah Go on!
You know you want to post the complete series!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# didn't you just sign the DTH
no reposting thing down there VVVV?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# That's for
Dave to stop posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# I am In England
and now I feel stupid 'cos I just didn't get the reference
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Pfft!
You silly sausage!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# I smell 'wagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)
# That brought a big beamy smile to my face :)

'ning all...I purchased my furtive b3ta T-Shirt last night...I wanted the petrol blue one...but they'd only got maroon ones left in stock
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)
# hence you = the gays
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:05, archived)
# And you love it you big Irish Willy holster you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# if you got stuck on an island you'd be marooned
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# If I was lost in a W.African country
I could be Camerooned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# ...if I was a small round biscuit
I'd be macarooned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# yay!
BIGGER! BIGGER! TO CHINA! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# i knew someone would have done it
but i like my little hat house.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# he can wear it and live in it with pride
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:09, archived)
# is pride the collective term for prarie dogs
?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:10, archived)
# only the gay ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:11, archived)
# I like marmots
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Ace! What a fab Tuesday!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# ^this!^
'ning Mr the Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Good morning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:49, archived)
# *concurs wholeheartedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:50, archived)
# are we all concurring with Daves Brian text?
cos if so, can we have this in contract form please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:52, archived)
# OK

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:54, archived)
# I meant the bit about him 'not posting' for a while....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)
# JEALOUS!

Would someone please hug this man, he has popularity issues . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:54, archived)
# we, the undersigned herein, recognised as parties of the first-part
do hereby concur with Dave the Hat.

This is legally binding and we may not steal any of teh Kia Ora.

Sign here...

Admiral Drew
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:55, archived)
# I'll sign, cos I dont need to steal any kia-ora -
I have the entire world supply anyway, even the
famous dave orchard plantation of kia-ora growing plants,
AND the legendary continent of Kia-lantis

I'm a regular little bond-villian-in-training me,
I have thousands of henchmen in kia-ora orange coloured overalls and
live in a volcano that erupts with kia-ora and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)
# you forgot the necessary evil laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:59, archived)
# vone bat, two bat, zzree bat...
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:00, archived)
# of course you do . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Henchmen rule!
...which reminds me, where is 'Pot today?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! Woo!

ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# is that Seb Coe blowing the sausage?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# XD
Excellent
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# extraordinaire
that deserves a huge WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:57, archived)
# fantastic!
very unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:04, archived)
#
(_klaus_, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# It's Mr. Horrible!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
What a fantastic thing to see on getting into work!

Woo you Mr Klaus!

And ning all!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Good Morning!
and thanks . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# That's ok


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# krut indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Kasto, with extra lashings of wooyayness
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:16, archived)

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