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# I didn't do this...
But I just think that every once in a while something comes along which simply can not be shopped...

www.thecoolhunter.net/lifestyle/pee-poo-toy.php

I've only been here for a few months, so I don't know if this is the kind of thing I'm supposed to be posting, perhaps I should just be posting pictures I've drawn or shopped myself.

So if this isn't the kind of thing I should be posting on the B3ta board then tell me and I'll delete it.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It added sparkle to my evening.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Me too
Reminds me of the poo book that japanese bloke did (that was from a movie about a dog poo)
Any vomit mates?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)
# aw yeah
that was sad :-(
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# tis fine
On the talk board. I don't mind either way really if it's good.

They need to make one for jizz, that'll complete the set.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Tis fine here also.
dont send us your dregs pretty boy.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)
# .
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)
# How much did he weigh
before you lopped his legs off?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)
# .His name is drag
.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Well in that case...
Here's the official website:

www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp

Hooray!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)
# "Straight out of a toilet and into your bed"
hehe
sounds like a fun night to me!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Ha ha
cuddly poo! Brill!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Just right Xmas present for the kids
"These toys are perhaps the most subtle, lovable and harmless way you can physically represent urine and excrement in the form of a plush toy."
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)
# love this
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)
# 2ed2ed
wed
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# wtf mate?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)
# OMG
LOL
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# D0 U LyK H0rZez?!?!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# I like your bottom
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Stop eating your own crampling dust
.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)
# 2nded
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# erer
rere
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Like a turret mun, sorry sturgeon, liquid?
.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Poligen
Ha!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# krut!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)
# skel nonch
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)
# good god why the fuck would anyone want to go there ;)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Well, when one becomes too smug and self righteous, the natural progression is to head for 4rthur
And then to pop back to b3ta every so often and claim to have been there when it was started
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:00, archived)
# haha! well put sir
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)
#
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- The Dutch animal protection agency said Tuesday it is investigating the shooting death of a sparrow that knocked over 23,000 dominoes during an attempt to set a world record.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Yup.
Gripping.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)
# erer
rere
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:00, archived)
# introducing...........





(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo Yay
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# That gave me the giggles
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# hi cockalorum
for menchi
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Superb.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# pffft
ace!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Haha, ace.
*rawks out*
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Nuns?

BAR NUN!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:02, archived)
# ohhhh top work sire, top!~
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)
# I saw the bottle and I thought of you, James.....


jokes are better than suspicious perspetive
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)
# i'm not sure why the words oily pratt make me laugh
but have a woo for doing it.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)
# thank you sir
it is a bit Family Orientated Sitcom humour but then Noilly Prat is an odd name for a drink.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)
# it's bad taste Wednesday
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)
# I prefer
Honey I washed the kids (the lush soap)
Smells too good, I wanna eat it
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)
# I'll give you 29p if you eat that soap
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# My sis asked me once
I did and I was blowing bubbles all night (I was 7)
If you buy me another soap (the soap costs over £2) I will
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# What sort of soap costs more than £2???
Mine was 25p!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I forced my brother to eat soap once,
I was about ten year old and my dad lashed me with his belt several times, I never did that again in a hurry.

£2 for soap? are you the Queen or something?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)
# no
Go into lush sometime, you just want to eat the stuff in there
(I had a voucher,and the other soap i have borght and am curently using smels of jelly babies, lasting ages)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Brough?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)
# its spelt
Braw!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Brough is a place in East Yorkshire
and it's the last stop before Hull.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Ah
Flid...a word of such shortened majesty
God bless you for using it, god bless you
Sniffle
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# As long as we are being tastless
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Getting a little less topical now...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)
# I'd have thought "fucksocks" would be a more apposite phrase
but then again, I'm just an uncouth English sheep-farmer, and therefore totally inferior to everyone who speaks French.
If you believe the English middle classes.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)
# True, but then
how would you translate it?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)
# "Les chaussettes de fuckerie!"
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:53, archived)
# "chaussettes de baise"
Apparently.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)
# That's quite topical
considering how far down Citroen are in the Top Gear survey.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Had this in my head for a while >_<


Sorry for shitness....

[edit]

Gordans alive?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)
# HAHA!
Looks like they already found him!
"Right let's clear them Murder-Holes! DIIIVVE!"
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)
# I dont think its shit
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)
# aha!


more Brian.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:50, archived)
# The ninja granny's legacy continues...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Number 5
The previous are on my profile (I Hope, still a newbie after all...)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Pfft.
Leet.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)
# True
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
This one cracked me up too:
www.b3ta.com/board/4806244
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)
# haha I hereby declare you an ace n00b
woo
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:51, archived)
# pffft
fucking luke with his txt spk.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# so who's the b3tan who works for codemasters then?


development screenshot from the new sensible soccer game
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)
# *can't resist*
Is it for a game?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)
# ahah
LOW FUCKING POLY!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)
# they have giant heads!
WOO/yay
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# THAT'S NO GIANT HEAD!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but they're Afros.
I gots me one o' thems.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:43, archived)
# giant heads
as in the original. afros may or may not feature too
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top detective work there.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
#
afro afro afro afro afro afro
afro afro afro afro afro afro
afro afro afro afro afro afro
afro afro afro afro afro afro
afro afro afro ..........
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Whe you scroll down that seems to zoom in
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:54, archived)
# yeah it does man
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:00, archived)
# it's far out
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)
# BEWARE OF ILLUSION!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
They're making a new one?!?!?!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)
# woo! class
I used to love Sensi Soccer on the Amiga
... it`s enough to tempt me to play computer games again
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Rare... ahem... historical footage


100% Real, FACT!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)
# YAY!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# YAY
For spongage!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# No way!
I've got one of those!

Found it the other day in my bag, I don't think I've ever giggled that hard.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Because of my post
or the movie?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# hang on a sec
I go there.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)
# sorry for starting this today, but...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Woo!
I wish I had a Crab(s).

(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)
# ...
a ( )
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)
# You wish you had crabs...
Or just the one?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Preferably the icon.
But if catching them means sex, then thats okay too.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft
You must be desparate
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:48, archived)
# I had that in my head
Thief......
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:39, archived)
# hhahahaa!
tattie soup with bread and butter then two cheese and tomato omelettes and chips and a few cups of tea.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Hull?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Brough
not Hull.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# woo
With one leg left now i'm hopping around crippple - I grabbed my pocketknife and sliced off her right nipple. Just trying to buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick - der de der de der derrr - GO GO GADGET DICK.

(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I was going to say something about this being bad taste
but I was listening to an album called "Third Reich and Roll"....
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# A little sample:
(terrible German accent, backed by the drum intro to the Twist): Jeder komm hier! Und klatsch! Ja, gut! We sing meinen Song, und du hast den done. Wir tanzen den Twist und stumm hat der bist!!!... (etc.)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# haha sounds gutes, ja?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)
# oooo hull.
tj: Did anyone else get an email from bore-me advertising some viral competition?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I got a scam email from a Nigerian businessman.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Yes
yes i did

i submitted something but it was longer than a minute and offensive...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)
# see i wasnt sure why they targeted me
after all, all my decent movies are longer than a minute and my images arent that funny
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# and i make 30 second long animations
but aren't nearly funny enough to become viral
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I can't imagine anything i have done being
viral material, hence wondering if they were just blanket mailing everyone with an email in their b3ta profile.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:40, archived)
# i certainly fit that profile
nicely done, watson
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:41, archived)
# i assumed
either newgrounds or deviantart
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# i'm not on either of them
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)
# i was about to ask the same thing
i got one
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Yes
I bit-bucketed it cos I don't live in the UK, despite having made this:

(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:56, archived)
# Well
she can't sue him for discrimination...







...she hasn't got a leg to stand on....apologies
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Oh dear. ;)

/Didn't laugh*
*Did
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)
# BADUM TISH!
Hell yes! I don't like Macca, but I love this picture.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Phalic Logo
Whilst busily hunting for a piece of javascript I came these examples of meat and two veg, click any of the example links on this page:

www.alistapart.com/d/popuplinks/examples.html

Beautiful! ;-)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)
# My favourite band has a Phallic logo.
www.hevydevy.com/HDRhome.html
On the left (it's meant to be dtb, Devin Townsend Band)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:25, archived)
# haha
metalic!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)
# It seems appropriate
that a metal band should have a cock for a logo....
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)
# True Heavy Metal
Cock rock
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love how it's coming off his forehead. Classic.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)
# And yet
they never put it in the newsletter
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Shocking.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Damn nepotists.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)
# one of these
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Not one of those!
Have a spooky woo.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# ta
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# What's one o'THEM when i's at 'ome?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# one of them ^^
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# A Sean O'Pinion?
I've met him, he looks nothing like that glowing... person.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)
# that glowing person was once The Fonz
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Ahh...
No, wait, I can do this...
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Ayyyyyyy!
nice
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Isn't that a picture
of some band?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)
# Bit too big for the board
So you'd better have this as a clicky (550kb)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)
# *squints*
what?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# haha
best described as 'extremely woo'
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# I like it, I just don't get it
/thick
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# /also thick
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I don't get it either
/'doesn't live in London' blog
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Northern line ends at Morden.
/misses london and all its horrors
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:46, archived)
# haha!
Nice!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# good stuff!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Is this something footballish?
*raises eyebrow*

S'woo though.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# ahem
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah, nice.
Just what I want to see before dinner. (Better before than after.)

Skilfully done though.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That made me splutter with a lungfull of smoke. My eyes are watering now, and it's all your doing.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# glad to be of service
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# haha! He is really going for it!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *stops eating banana*
:/

plus woo yay
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *Rocks out on air-nana*

Woo!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Pfffft!
Really super!

(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:31, archived)
# i don't get it...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)
# pffft!
ahahaha! nice
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)
# boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
etc
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:22, archived)
# 10 quatloos!

damn this exchange rate!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:26, archived)
# How much is that in sterling?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)
# needs more dickinson
w/y/h
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:32, archived)
# I had that ona birthday card last year!
woo yay!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)
# i hadpretty much
that exact joke on a birthday card
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:49, archived)
# oops?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Exploding Critters when Poked?
Sounds like Blizzard is working on a Starcraft sequel...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)
# hahahhaha
woo! :o)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
pop! woo!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
it's funny cos its true!







david attemborough said so
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
What a lovely thing to see as I arrive.

'Ning all!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)
# hellooooo :)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# g'ning!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# g'ning both!
*sends out the warm and cosy tea vibes to all*
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# *takes vibes*
*sips*

y'allright?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Much better now I'm not in a freezing cold shop : )
Hows you Ms Tea?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:20, archived)
# im not too bad, but not so great!
hohum - you know how it is sometimes! :/
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Hee hee, gotta love those winter blues!
Only just over a month until the days start getting longer! And then the perfect excuse for getting drunk, don't you worry : )
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
That just made a burst out laughing. Thank you muchly.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Its true about the eyes...


Must lurk less
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Spooky!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)
# oooh nice!
:o)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)
# *shudder*
The Horror....

Woo etc.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

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