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# Meanwhile in an office in Caulston...
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(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# good shout
as is sending a colleague's CV to a printer near the bosses office


and obligatory would comment
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I would
be her naughty fax machine
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I got my signed photograph of Jodie Marsh in the post today.. here it is..
possibly nsfw possibly

..i know your all jealous.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# jeeeeeezuz
A tad NSFW? Or possibly just Not Safe for Life..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# but the rude bit
is pixilatedfied..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I know..
was refering to her butt-ugly builders face
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# she
looks like a chav dogs cunt on speed
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# too.... much.... imagery...
*asplodes
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# the norks! the norks!
you could always strap a tescos plaggy bag on her head with rubber bands.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# are those her real feet?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# she killed yetis for them :(
the big titted bitch
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# hey!
those eyes aren't yellow!
are you sure this is yours?
suspicions...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# heh
best yeti... EVAAR!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# i am

i wish i had a cock that big.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# who don't?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I don't
the missus would get upset if she lost her concrete bollard


*is lying
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# i know
it gets to be a pain carrying this massive thing about.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Well then put the fridge down
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
#
^this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# ha ha!
haven't trouble remembering the last time a girl
looked you in the eye and said....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# sorry if tis GC
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# the things I could do to them
*makes mess
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha WHY! WHY OH WHY?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *pop*
*wanks Jodie Marsh's cock*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# phwoar!
those skanks!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ha ha ha!
top shop!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# eww the ginger one
ewwwwwwww
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# i'd do her.

in the arse...

...Dry.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# you might catch a chill if you did it while you were all wet!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# grit yer teeth love!
I'm going in dry
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# shouldn't it be bite the pillow
I'm going in dry?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# there are no pillows in the stationery cupboard
and teethmarks in the A4 notepads are a giveaway
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha you would
I have

it's like flossing your teeth with a rusty brillo pad
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# but she is my fave
/has red head cravings
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# gingerist
she's hot and i'd do her before the blonde one
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# no no no
there`s nowt wrong with ginger birds

.. just that one - she`s like Bianca out of EastEnders.. both are a minging!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# what!
that's like my ultimate 3sum fantasy!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# she is - deffo
all those freckles are freaky
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# is not ginger hair
its freckles. SO MANY FRECKLES!!

and the fact she wears so much make up to cover them up
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# could be, actually!
I really hate freckles on a bird
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# bianca is a facking horror
but since she's died her hair, ginger girl aloud gives me the horn.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hairy bums give you the 'orn
that and large root vegetables
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# you`re a freak
Q.E.D.!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I haven't had any hot lovin' for
about 6 months. there's not much that doesn't make him twitch at the moment
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# blimey.. you must get diesel penis all the time when you`re travelling
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Luckily i don't use public transport much
I drive, so I can crack one off on the half hour drive to work
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# who are these people?
/insert mandatory statements of wouldness

/edit the ginger one made it clear who they were when I clicked...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# super and smashing and loverly
I no longer have a bendy bully.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
is that yours?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
#
if it was i wouldn't be worried about it being GC, and i would have put it in a new thread
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# very true, and it would've got frontpaged too
*forwards link to every bloke he knows*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Nice...
shoppage that is.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Help ma Boab!

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] We have a new winner...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# he could just use his dobber to programme in a highly complicated but beautiful dance for his wheelchair to perform and then just sit there while it did al lthe hard work for him - of course he'd win!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ^ that
it`d be like Big Trak
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# He gets everywhere
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(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lights up the crack pipe


madness I say..what
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hee hee

I sense there may be more
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# tingling sense?
You may be correct...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Get lost Frottingley or we're calling the police!


have another Mr Chesteron, sorry



(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Look Out!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# arrrgh! punderstorm
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# 'lo chap
why the rant about coffee?

I'm going to Caaardifff in a minute and you have to ask for capppuuuccciiinnnoooo there.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha - what rant?
I hate coffee too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# dunno
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# haha - not much of a rant
I hate coffee culture - its turned of my good mates into a ponce
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Rydych chi'n hoffi froffi coffi?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Ydw
or something....

do I give your regards to the green green grass?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# yes please boyo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# that`s not coffee
that`s stinky smelly expensive muck!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# he's coming straight for us!!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Better than 'on' :/


In my opinion at least
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *shudder* that was evil
/needs mind bleach
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *passes industrial strength*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How would you know!?

Oh! You asked Sync! What a bigmouth!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# PFFFT
You feckin' LOVE it!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# *jumpts in a heeeuge pile of FECKIN' LOVES IT!!!*


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahah
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Thass Greet
Make the one that goes straight at you open its mouth and go through that way
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# i physically tried to dodge that!
totally 3 woo D
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
You make me feel soooooo speshul!

Arf! May I have that in me profile, please?


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Special or Spethull?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Speshul!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# by all means
carry on
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Thankyouthankyouthankyou!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# DAVES

IN

SPACE!!

baaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
baaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
baaa baaa
baaa baaa
baaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
etc
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Ba-Barbara Ann!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# bad dreams........
for PC techs....





(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
#
nicely done
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Argh BSOD
Woooo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Blue Squares Of Doom?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Big Squelchy Orange Domocile?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Bastard Sons Of DTH?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Big Sodder Offering Dildo?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Windoze
PC techs :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# bandwagon ahoy!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# BEWARE!!
ace
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# and one more...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# what is that hanging from his lower button?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# close up in photoshop shows it as some sort of penguin clip
and that's all I can say on the subject
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Thats so kids can have a tug aswell
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
got to remember the children!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# home pregnancy tester
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# NOOOOOEESS!
i smell a wagon
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ?
So sorry...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# pfft
edit: Who was it that said, "Isn't it ironic that the favoured drink of the homeless is called 'Tenants'."?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Alanis Morrisette?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:23, archived)
# You did
Just now
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# one of the guys that does
the new advertising campaign for Strongbow.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Pedant ahoy!
Should that not be 'Beard is an alien"?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# oh dear
you don't get it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
#
guess you missed this back in april
kinda became an institution too
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Cook my sock
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Mr 'apple
you are far too good at these.
I have fond memories of your 'mad woman holding sign' :¬)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# well, since you asked so nicely...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
That's the badger - ta

*sets as wallpaper on mobile*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# !
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Hallo!
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(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I say pass my crack pipe old bean!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# *passes
/out
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# He'd get on famously
with Mr Chesterton

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Aparently Ariel Sharon is having a big stroke
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Someone should warn him that it can be lethal!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# is he the yang to Beadles yin?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# yin!
that is all
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# i hope you die from cancer of the pedant
/ninjas
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# my first bandwagoning
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# And your last
With any luck :)

Truly poor punnage
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Haha
Fluffy, yet demoralizing
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha
10/10 for tenuousnessness
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Jackula

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# oooh fantastic..you've made my year
thank you! :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# You're just jealous you don't have pointy teeth
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I do
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I demand proof
and what's more, I'm quite within my rights to.

Give it to me baby (ah-huh, ah-huh)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I don't really... I was just trying to impress you.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Oh
Well it kind of worked.

Want a hug?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# yes please!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# You're just jealous he's not giving you nibbles :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# No, I'm jealous Sync isn't
Who knows who he'd give nibbles to. I think I'll ask him if I can have some. I'm jealous.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# yes?
plees?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Hahah!
I knoes who you am ;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)
# poor nibbles being passed around like that
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# He loves it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# passes garlic coated wooden stake in the shape of a
cross
(and woo!)

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# fuckin' woo
your 1337 $XX11|_|_$00rz make me sick
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# bugger... where are my silver bullets?
woo
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# shadows suggest
that the light shines from her bosom.


and who am I to argue?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Awesome sauce
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# JJ - You're one of my most favourite artists ever!
Mucho likey love
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# i vant to bite your vinger!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Hoorah!
More of this sort of thing!

More, I say! More!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
WOOOOOO
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Inspired by Rik :o)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# He needs £2.70 for that, which is the same as 10 B&H!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# or four cans of special brew
uhhm, so i understand
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
tramp fuel

woo to pic also
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ask the clangers....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# haha
burberry childhood nightmares abound

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
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(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# TGMTFH!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
even the picture`s making my blood boil

/rant rant
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# looks a bit like you Rik
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# he`s much too skinny
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it's a good likeness :)
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# uh-oh
bandwagon ahoy!

(but teh woo anyway)

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Woo!
As Ernest would say, "Supoib"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Dave the Hat
for his tireless services to punage
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Salutes Dave
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
^^^this! DO IT NOW!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# COR!
That'd be ACE!

I'd rather have an oboe . . .


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# What the Pink kind?
:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# You wish!
'not-as-big-as-he-thinks-he-is' Ian!

C];0)


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Wreeeeeooowww
:)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# only if it was the littlest
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# maybe tomorrow
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# M(ay)BE one day, dave M(ay)BE one day....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# parp! :)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# newsmashtime


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Porpoise poised on poisoned poopipe

hehehehe
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
chulthu is pleased
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Ah, the good old B.O.O.B.
I love this by the way.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# woo!
Owl anus please, waspy
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I knew you'd like
a bit of barn owl butt!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha! That made me giggle very much.
See you've kept Science/Magic in. It's about the only bit that's not offensive. : )
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# there's a few recurring bits I use when my
internal sweary thesaurus runs out, and your science/magic is an all-time favourite!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hurrah
Feel free to use 'fuck-bucket' if you're ever in need of further sweariness. It's a personal favourite. : )
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
One day you will HAVE to make a real webpage with clickable links . . .


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# *steals idea*
*runs off*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# one day I'll link them all together
(they all begin as working pages, I edit the source code)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ouch - hen fellatio!
:¬)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Any swallow action?

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# not at this time of year!
unless you go to Africa, but shagging African swallows without protection is dangerous!

*spits*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# vigins??
ha ha, made me chuckle
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)
# DAMMIT TO FUCKING FUCK!
i'm a fucking editor and I fucking hate nothing more than my own fucking inability to fucking type!

can't be arsed fixing it though...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:09, archived)
# have a beer and forget about it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Sage advice!
*glugs*
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# best kennedy bandwaggon yet
should have expected it from you, I guess
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# WINNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!!
Love it
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Good Work!
it's a pity he did'nt do drugs as his arse would have well and truly been out of the door.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# nah they
woulda just made 'im leader of the conservatives
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha grand

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I love the extra ! after free
Perfect fo the mail

Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# One day somebody is going to set up a new country
and make you king.

edit: and woo, of course. My manners!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Still playing with 3D effects....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Wobbly norks!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Cor!
Up and down! UP AND DOWN!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# something odd's going on around her bust
but the rest is perfick. Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# yeah, I just couldnt get the norks right
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I suggest that we have a 3D styley Mort pic!
That'd be bazoo!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# there`s the class Matrix Mort
that rocks
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# There's already been a superb 3D mort pic
I suggest we have more!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# EH?
and I missed it!?

*swoons*


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I meant in the past, not today
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# would
have!

FACT!*


may not be actual fact
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# make 200 of these and sequence it to
"Wiggle it. Just a little bit"

And you'll have a minor web hit.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# you need to get out more
I think.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah he does
Who does this rob guy think he is? Acting like he owns the place!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# He knows what he's talking about ^
He had a web hit with a purile idea once...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# ah but "wiggle it" I mean come on......
a bit of whigfields "saturday night" and its a sure winner and no mistake...

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# this^ = profit?
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# pffft
What about to 'Hey Mona' by Craig McLachlan? Bit beyond my leet web skills I am afraid. If anyone wants to do it, help yourself. I think I am going to try a lowry one next as they dont have norks
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Yippee!
'bout time and all!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *opens diary
on which date Dave? - I want to book the next day off work to recover from the party.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# What am I, some kind of prognostication expert!?


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# If not you should really take it off your CV
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I rate you as a sage and a luminary Dave
look into your crystal ball

tell us what you see Mystic Dave
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Er, yeah!!!
You play the Banjo don't you!!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Just woken up
Took me a while to get it, have a woo.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Thankyou!
*wipes sleepydust off Woo!*


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# haha
All she wanted was a good fork.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hmm . . . mebbe I didn't put enough thought into this . . .
Did I post it too spoon?


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# No
if anything, it was a bit (p)late.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Less of your sauce(r), young man!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# don't start one these threads
they c(l)utlery up the board
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Well! That's knife, innit!?


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# These threads
are the sauce(ers) of much hilarity - quit your moaning!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# What astounds me is...
That the man of her dreams is the Incredable hulk* so why has he got a beautiful wife....

*Maybe my dreams.....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo to the yay!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# It's like 10,000 sporks
when all you need is a spatula.

Woo Dave! Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Doc!
Sid!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# all teh lurking
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Vin Diesel is new American leader!
june 23, 2006

today, Vin Diesel killed our former president with a single headbutt, and declared himself the new dictator of America. When asked about his policy, Vin replied: Arnold's next.

(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# go Riddick!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Anything's better than Bush
FACT
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# except
vin deisel making more movies that make arnie's acting look like ken brannagh
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Vin Diesel does all his own stunts...
dont know about his acting though.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Im guessing he does all his own acting aswell
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# there are so many answers to this
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# it's alright
chuck norris will come and roundhouse kick his ass, then chuck will be president.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# But then, in a cruel twist of fate
Dave out of Chas 'n' Dave will accidentally brutally run him down in the Chas 'n' Dave tour VW camper and become president of the WORLD!!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# and then
Kevin Costner will make a movie about it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
chas 'n dave played in our local nightspot teh other week. i missed it, i was GUTTED!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Woo! everyone it's Friday
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Woo from Leslie!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i say!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# rather!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# ding dong!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yay
TJ: where did that FP just go?

you-know-who saying "hope i didn't do anything stupid last night"
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# it's still there for me...
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I can still see it too
Try Ctrl-F5 on the Front page
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# It's still there
so maybe it just nipped out or something
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# oh, it's back now.
it DID disapear though.

i thought some mod finally came to their senses and realised it wasn't funny.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# ooOOOOOooooh!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# well come on, admit it
there's been a fucking shite bandwagon of this going for ages, and that's one of the least funniest waste from it.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# the frontpage.. is
/very wise



it got lots of votes on the wee votey thing, plus somebody with TEH POWERZ must`ve liked it .. it happens!

edit: I should say that I did giggle, in case it looks like I`m slagging the pic off
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# true... but... meh.
Apologies to the creator, i know i've had some fairy unfunny shite on the frontpage.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I've met the creator
and he's a nice guy.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I reckon you made up the bit about it vanishing from the FP to give you this chance to have a swipe at it ;)
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# still there
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# while this is 100 times better
b3ta.com/board/5501703

it's a strange world..even though the drink fp is a lil funny
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# not there for me
/odd
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Euuuuuuuoooorrrrrgh!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# LADIES BOOBIES!


(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# well, quite!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I say!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Threadjack: Cat Boxing!
cat boxing quicktime

i kid you not!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# dat am so old man.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# ;
S'funny though
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# true.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# There. I've changed it for you.
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# haha damn your eyes!
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I love this!
back to lurking.....
(, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)

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