lottery sucks
on a positive the animations fab and i'm off for a ride.
laters b3tans
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:25,
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laters b3tans
Yay!
I've never been too young to buy a lottery ticket
/boring blog
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:27,
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/boring blog
hahaha...
we are in some sort of club..!
(If they'd have started it in 1971, this would still be true!!)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:28,
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(If they'd have started it in 1971, this would still be true!!)
Sssshhhh!!
you'll tip off the proles..!
/pushes losing ticket under sofa..!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:36,
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/pushes losing ticket under sofa..!
Very good
"You've always been the caretaker. I should know, I've always been here."
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:23,
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Shits me up.
I watch Spaced afterwards, but that has so many similar bits that it never help.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:35,
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Don't you remember those days?
When Netscape was a baby and we all used Trumpet Winsock.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:24,
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Haha no
Im only a poor 19 year old student. In those days i was most likely wearing kappa and dancing eradically to the vengaboys =/
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:26,
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My memory is not too good
It could have been Dr Dre and the Kray Twins for all i know... And feel free to replace kappa with any other sports brand that was all the rage in those days.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:46,
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Netscape? Pfft!
I used Mosaic on a XWin terminal on a win 3.11 machine.
Netscape? Hah!
//edit.: Whippersnappers!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:56,
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Netscape? Hah!
//edit.: Whippersnappers!
I remember those halcyon bygone days
WAIS and Gopher were still alive, and no-one knew what the WEB was.
Kids have it so easy these days with their 'javascript' and their 'stylesheets' and their new-fangled 'broadband'.
Eeh, they have never lived.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:07,
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Kids have it so easy these days with their 'javascript' and their 'stylesheets' and their new-fangled 'broadband'.
Eeh, they have never lived.
Edit: Actually, this is one of the better examples on this bandwagon, but still... :/
But its been going on for days
its time someone broke the wheels.
edit: Im nice really, Im just bored with these now
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18,
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edit: Im nice really, Im just bored with these now
Oooooonly the crumbliest, flaaaaaakiest chocolate....
WIDER!
Woo!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:14,
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Woo!
thanking you
goes to show that i did attend some of my uni workshops.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18,
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Those were the KRAYS my friend...
.. I thought they'd never end...
(quote) Don't mess with them, they're Mummy's little monsters. (/quote)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03,
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(quote) Don't mess with them, they're Mummy's little monsters. (/quote)
Well yes
in fact they both messed with a car in the D/C and got killed.
But before that.
Hard Core!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06,
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But before that.
Hard Core!
Yes But
One of them takes it up the Council Gritter.
(My money's on the one on the left)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10,
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(My money's on the one on the left)
Hi b3tans!
This probably wont interest allot of you. So please dont just post abusive shit. The best shopping of the following person before 20:00 GMT, I'll give an invite to MSN 8 beta, and yes it is real not a virus!
Marc
Edit: Arrrgh
have a roasted pea
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49,
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Marc
Edit: Arrrgh
have a roasted pea
*abusive shit*
now take your silly behaviour off here, and your pearoasting in new threads, and go away
please, no really, please
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49,
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please, no really, please
^^ This
And that's a repoast AND what the fuck is MSN 8?
MSN is being dumped in favour of Windows LIVE, so it'd be gayer than a shit-tipped-dick.
and, as everyone knows, homosexual IM services are inferior as they are too busy earning far more money than me to communicate usefully, particularly with lemon merangue pies.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:29,
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MSN is being dumped in favour of Windows LIVE, so it'd be gayer than a shit-tipped-dick.
and, as everyone knows, homosexual IM services are inferior as they are too busy earning far more money than me to communicate usefully, particularly with lemon merangue pies.
Im pretty sure you were just laughed orf the talk board...
edit: ah yes www.b3ta.com/talk/1117499
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50,
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could you see the partial msn conversations teh linkage for talk
CERTAINLY HE BE A PAEDO
KILL HIM - we can have a song for him
clicky
but change ken hom to his username
edit fixerised it
another edit
MIKEYBOY IS NOT THE PAEDO - LOOK AT THE TALK LINK HE HAS A PIC OF MSN RUNNING THE CONVERSATIONS LIIK LIKE THER WITH YOUNGER (VERY YOUNGER PEOPLE)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08,
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KILL HIM - we can have a song for him
clicky
but change ken hom to his username
edit fixerised it
another edit
MIKEYBOY IS NOT THE PAEDO - LOOK AT THE TALK LINK HE HAS A PIC OF MSN RUNNING THE CONVERSATIONS LIIK LIKE THER WITH YOUNGER (VERY YOUNGER PEOPLE)
Why would I want an invite to MSN 8 beta?
And why on Earth would I want to refrain from posting abusive shit?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50,
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naah
only 1 pic was done actually. But anyway. The offer is there even if you do want to be nasty, until 20:00 GMT, 8 mins away...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:52,
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Leningrad did a post
with both your friends: www.b3ta.com/board/5496285
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56,
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Let him post it now then!
is it that complicated? Im trying to give away something.. Im not being nasty!!!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:59,
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thats
more like it! a good fuck up his arse! harder mother harder...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:01,
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didn't you get chased off the talk board for peddling this?
I SEE ALL.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:57,
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Not everyone
is as bas as you over there. I have 2 entries now.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58,
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i didn't say anything.
i'm just sitting back and enjoying people arguing ON THE INTERNET.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03,
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haha
*doesnt even bother looking for the pic, seen it way too many times*
what does the ignore button do? Does it make abusive people dissapear?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:09,
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what does the ignore button do? Does it make abusive people dissapear?
i din't think you were that fussy!!
i thught you iked all arguing!
(ie lighting fuses and standing well back)!
wave to kitten for me please!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10,
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(ie lighting fuses and standing well back)!
wave to kitten for me please!
i would do, but she's upstairs, and i am... well... here.
i could wave at mr bongo if you like.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13,
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replying to yourself eh?
your msn 'friends' list must be bursting at the seams....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02,
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so its...
david_thomas25 at hotmale dot com
"male" being "male" of course...
Edit: Sorry for replying to wrong post, the beer hath taken over my soul...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03,
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"male" being "male" of course...
Edit: Sorry for replying to wrong post, the beer hath taken over my soul...
you got the email yet?
send to "david_thomas25 at hotmale dot com"
male beign mail (correct this time)...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10,
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male beign mail (correct this time)...
got it
ta. it's ugly as fuck i think i'm going to change back to 7.5
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:11,
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haha!
no pleasing some people! It's not due to be released for a few months and there are lots of new features... But fair enough, I understand what your saying :-) Thats the whole point of being part of the beta, tell them!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15,
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...
Okay, that's it
You just sent invitations to the following addresses:
...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:22,
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You just sent invitations to the following addresses:
...
they are baaaad!
I stopped drinking those a while back. Too many incidents, beer is much more predictable :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08,
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Speaking of which;
here's an advert of my own!
*prepares for abusive shit*
Does anyone have a healthy torrent for Mr. Scruff's "Trouser Jazz"?
I can't bloody find one anywhere.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05,
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*prepares for abusive shit*
Does anyone have a healthy torrent for Mr. Scruff's "Trouser Jazz"?
I can't bloody find one anywhere.
It's in the
ol' profile... use your drunken detective skillz0rz.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13,
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damn..I did have that..
Mr. Scruff - Mr Scruff
Mr. Scruff - Keep It Unreal
nope sorry :(
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06,
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Mr. Scruff - Keep It Unreal
nope sorry :(
and it`s probably even more shit than 7.5
fucking adverts everywhere shite
/snuggles gaim when possible
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06,
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/snuggles gaim when possible
anyone else that wants the spangletronic new MSN8 beta
my MSN addy is in my profile, teh installer is on my desktop.
EDIT: woo MSN8 default colour is orange
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:09,
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EDIT: woo MSN8 default colour is orange
Well, as it turns out
Rik does fancy Fanj
So the question is, when is Fanj gonna stop playing around with damn heterosexuality and settle down like a normal gayer?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40,
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Rik does fancy Fanj
So the question is, when is Fanj gonna stop playing around with damn heterosexuality and settle down like a normal gayer?
£50 on 7:16:26.562125 next Tuesday
When he's sitting on the pavement naked outside of a chruch he just painted entirely puke green for a dare.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42,
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'scuze me, I've gotta go do... something for a few minutes
*Picks up box of tissues*
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:51,
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So, . . . you are not only anti-american,
but overtly homophobic.
nice pic though ;)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:57,
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nice pic though ;)
How the hell is speaking about homosexuality on an equal footing with heterosexuality classed as homophobic?
/curious
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05,
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well, since you asked (and in such a friendly way),
I will tell you. Whenever you, or anyone else, uses
such perjorative terms as gayer, they immediately
cross into the realm where I can accuse them of
being homophobic.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:32,
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such perjorative terms as gayer, they immediately
cross into the realm where I can accuse them of
being homophobic.
Hahah
That term isn't even exclusively connected to being gay in my vocabulary
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:34,
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christ!
.. just had the remains of last night`s Chinese.. was most nice
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34,
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.. just had the remains of last night`s Chinese.. was most nice
did indeed!
I knew The Pool would be victorious... after a fashion!
that last goal was an absolute peach (they replaced the ball)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40,
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that last goal was an absolute peach (they replaced the ball)
Haha
I am slightly in love with Alonso, although not entirely sure why goalie was wandering around up there...
Did you see Gerrard fall over in interview afterwards?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41,
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Did you see Gerrard fall over in interview afterwards?
never a bad word can be said against Stevie
I nearly wet myself when the Liverpool supporters started singing "3-1 and you fucked-it-up 3-1 and you fucked-it-up"
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:43,
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I had meat-free ravioli out of a tin
and I couldn't work out what was in it instead of the meat.
And I had the last slice of caramelised vegetable tart.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:35,
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And I had the last slice of caramelised vegetable tart.
It tastes like gay,
but all the dishes for cooking proper food in were dirty and I'm fucked if I'm washing up.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40,
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that`s the best thing about veggie food - you don`t have to cook anything!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41,
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If it had been meaty ravioli out of a tin
I wouldn't have had to cook it either.
YOR LOGIK IS FLORD.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42,
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YOR LOGIK IS FLORD.
Hehehehe, just watched that wonderfully unbiassed documentary of the Challenger shuttle going bang
"Monkeyfireblast co. made it clear that the shuttle shouldn't be launched but Nasa were determined to make the heroic astronauts 'splode into a million pieces."
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36,
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nothing
it makes going out on the piss so much cheaper
t'ra you crazy bunch :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41,
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t'ra you crazy bunch :)
who starred in the remake of 'Lick My Muff'... sorry, 'Call My Bluff'
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:35,
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHT
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand im spent off to cook some spag-bol
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaand im spent off to cook some spag-bol
*ahem*
edited before he posted...
www.b3ta.com/board/5509811
but we'll give that one to Rik, the Veggies need it
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36,
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www.b3ta.com/board/5509811
but we'll give that one to Rik, the Veggies need it
the mere facts that you replied "arses" to mine may be a small hint....
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:38,
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ok fight amonst yourselves for the winners "Golden Brylcream pot of Winningness"
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:39,
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I used to run pub quizzes, so have seen these sort of things before...
thats an idea, I could run a pub quiz at a b3ta bash...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:39,
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ha ha ha ha - its the cast of Fraggle Rock
Tis times like these when I'm glad my mug ain't on B3ta
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:29,
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one day, maybe not too far away...
Huddersfield bash looks like a certain goer for me, so pics will no doubt ensue
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34,
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what a shower of cunts
an everyone of them giving me the fucking horn
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31,
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I'm sure that's amusing if you know who the people are
but I don't.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31,
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Excellent!
You could have some fun in B & Q they got LOADS of em.
You could leave them lurking about in various places around the store. I'm sure the staff would think it was a jolly good jape.
Good first post by the way.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:53,
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You could leave them lurking about in various places around the store. I'm sure the staff would think it was a jolly good jape.
Good first post by the way.
Thanks :)
found my tool box to be infested with em. I find the legs most usefull
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:00,
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BASTRAD!!!!!
Thats right! a BASTRAD - its what Alan Sugar calls his adversaries!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:19,
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I'd have said Paxman first
But now for some reason I think it might be Ardal O'Hanlon
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:17,
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because it's frozen you solid
and you can only move your fingers?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:08,
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I don't like the winter at all
my little nose is freezing and I'm up to my eyes in cardigan!
But that animation is rather woo :-)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:14,
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But that animation is rather woo :-)
thats the fun part
having to ware a gazillion layers and thick coats hidden from the sun and his warming rays... DAMN HIM!!!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:26,
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Is he fingering a legendary otway style double air-guitar?
non-air version seen here
sorry, Woo!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45,
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sorry, Woo!
QUIZ TIEM!!! 'NOTHER COMING UP!
Who is this tatashopped freak????
answers on a postcard.
oh ning all btw
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:59,
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answers on a postcard.
oh ning all btw
I knew it wasn't me
Hair isn't grey enough,
and there's far too much of it.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:05,
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and there's far too much of it.
Oooooooooooooh !
Ooooonlooooky ! (Requires Geordie accent)
Arf !
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:03,
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Arf !
Pah !
I'm originally from
Berwick on Tweed.
You'se talk like a bunch of Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers.
(Oooonloooooky result against Mansfield today - could've got rid of that Bluenosed Scots Twat !)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16,
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Berwick on Tweed.
You'se talk like a bunch of Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers.
(Oooonloooooky result against Mansfield today - could've got rid of that Bluenosed Scots Twat !)
southern?!?!?
how dare you! :)
(was unlucky but ya kna..we cant get anywhere with that bloody idiot manager(apart from the bottom half of the table))
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20,
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(was unlucky but ya kna..we cant get anywhere with that bloody idiot manager(apart from the bottom half of the table))
the missus made me watch some of that last night
what a bunch of freaks.. can`t somebody bomb the house or something?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:59,
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or give them a game that involves tubs of meat paste and tigers
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:02,
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i suggest
they should let them all take a weapon of choice..starve them,load them with alochol and crack and let the killing commence
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:08,
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but let The Maggot have more of the crack and alcohol than anyone else
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:14,
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quick..
someone get in touch with the channel 4 exec's...the show must go on!
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