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# Shit..!! Another week of aimless drudgery ahead!!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# lottery sucks
on a positive the animations fab and i'm off for a ride.

laters b3tans
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Yay!
I've never been too young to buy a lottery ticket
/boring blog
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha...
we are in some sort of club..!

(If they'd have started it in 1971, this would still be true!!)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# What's that?
The over-27 club? :D
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Yes...... over 27.......
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Surely you mean the 'national stupidity tax'?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Sssshhhh!!
you'll tip off the proles..!



/pushes losing ticket under sofa..!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# cheat
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(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Very good
"You've always been the caretaker. I should know, I've always been here."
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Mr Grady,
you were the caretaker here.

*grins*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Shits me up.
I watch Spaced afterwards, but that has so many similar bits that it never help.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# is he
ctrl ving it?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# yeah...
sorry its not super clear
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# 10 frames that shook the World
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Upward loading!!!!
Woo
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Don't you remember those days?
When Netscape was a baby and we all used Trumpet Winsock.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Haha no
Im only a poor 19 year old student. In those days i was most likely wearing kappa and dancing eradically to the vengaboys =/
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# the venga boys?
christ.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# My memory is not too good
It could have been Dr Dre and the Kray Twins for all i know... And feel free to replace kappa with any other sports brand that was all the rage in those days.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I'm thinking that you may have been
7
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Netscape? Pfft!
I used Mosaic on a XWin terminal on a win 3.11 machine.

Netscape? Hah!

//edit.: Whippersnappers!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# ahh Mosaic
halcyon days indeed
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I remember those halcyon bygone days
WAIS and Gopher were still alive, and no-one knew what the WEB was.

Kids have it so easy these days with their 'javascript' and their 'stylesheets' and their new-fangled 'broadband'.

Eeh, they have never lived.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# And our father used to beat us to sleep with his belt.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# feed the ickle burdy

that took far too long :(
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# ooh
odd!

i had chinese for dinner and now i'm hungry again!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# should've had a meat dish ;)
ning!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# 'ning
naaaaaa
no gut rot for me tanks!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# two in one life time...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Wagons...
ROLL!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
#
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Edit: Actually, this is one of the better examples on this bandwagon, but still... :/
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Somebody
stop this madness

woo
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# oh come on its my first wagon
and theres nuffin on telly
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# But its been going on for days
its time someone broke the wheels.

edit: Im nice really, Im just bored with these now
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Hitler used the same excuse
when he invaded Poland
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# hehe
*Waits for bandwagon to start its second round trip*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Oooooonly the crumbliest, flaaaaaakiest chocolate....
WIDER!
Woo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# oh well..I'm out for a piss up
night b3tards :)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# HAAA
AAHAAA!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# despite not liking bandwagons
that's very nicely done
woo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# thanking you
goes to show that i did attend some of my uni workshops.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# sigh
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Those were the KRAYS my friend...
.. I thought they'd never end...



(quote) Don't mess with them, they're Mummy's little monsters. (/quote)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I miss them
Now shop Harriette.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Well yes
in fact they both messed with a car in the D/C and got killed.
But before that.
Hard Core!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Yes But
One of them takes it up the Council Gritter.
(My money's on the one on the left)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Indeed
It was the left one.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Hi b3tans!
This probably wont interest allot of you. So please dont just post abusive shit. The best shopping of the following person before 20:00 GMT, I'll give an invite to MSN 8 beta, and yes it is real not a virus!

Marc

Edit: Arrrgh

have a roasted pea
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# *abusive shit*
now take your silly behaviour off here, and your pearoasting in new threads, and go away
please, no really, please
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# ^^ This
And that's a repoast AND what the fuck is MSN 8?

MSN is being dumped in favour of Windows LIVE, so it'd be gayer than a shit-tipped-dick.

and, as everyone knows, homosexual IM services are inferior as they are too busy earning far more money than me to communicate usefully, particularly with lemon merangue pies.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# *Abusive shit*
Go away
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Im pretty sure you were just laughed orf the talk board...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Mykey, kiss my arse
you fucking paedo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I do enjoy peas
Its true
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# he`s a bloody tender paedo though
my son hardly felt a thing
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Its all about the lube
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# and a tiny penis!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Its like an inverted acorn
But im proud nonetheless
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# nroca?
it's paedogeddon!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# could you see the partial msn conversations teh linkage for talk
CERTAINLY HE BE A PAEDO
KILL HIM - we can have a song for him
clicky
but change ken hom to his username
edit fixerised it
another edit
MIKEYBOY IS NOT THE PAEDO - LOOK AT THE TALK LINK HE HAS A PIC OF MSN RUNNING THE CONVERSATIONS LIIK LIKE THER WITH YOUNGER (VERY YOUNGER PEOPLE)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# ^ decaf
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Why would I want an invite to MSN 8 beta?
And why on Earth would I want to refrain from posting abusive shit?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Oh not him again
He's already been done.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# naah
only 1 pic was done actually. But anyway. The offer is there even if you do want to be nasty, until 20:00 GMT, 8 mins away...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hey
I wasn't nasty! I'm fluffy, remember?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Cheers!
Most appreciated!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Leningrad did a post
with both your friends: www.b3ta.com/board/5496285
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Let him post it now then!
is it that complicated? Im trying to give away something.. Im not being nasty!!!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# You were nasty right then!
You're incredibly dense.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# you didn`t comment on my picture
and it was the best

SO THERE
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I've drawn a picture for you.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *snorts*
That made me do a laughing sex wee:)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# thats
more like it! a good fuck up his arse! harder mother harder...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# BREAK HIM!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# where's mr goatse
when you need him
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Yay!
Give me a magnet and ill stick it on the fridge
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
ace
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Oh Lordy!
Best comma post ever
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# I like you
you're fun
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# *dances around the Comma*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# ha ha ha
christ.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# I am eating CAKE!
But I am not wearing shoes.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# a/s/l?
Are you wearing panties?
Is it a Black Forest Gateaux?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# job done


(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# He man
will have no excuse for not stabbing his eyes out
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# i cant shop for shit
but i would love the invite
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Fuck off
twat
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# my
winner!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# didn't you get chased off the talk board for peddling this?
I SEE ALL.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Not everyone
is as bas as you over there. I have 2 entries now.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Double penetration?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# i didn't say anything.
i'm just sitting back and enjoying people arguing ON THE INTERNET.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# haha
*doesnt even bother looking for the pic, seen it way too many times*

what does the ignore button do? Does it make abusive people dissapear?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# it blanks their posts.
i've never really used it.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# yes!
*disappears*

*reappears fucking yo mumma*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Bye

(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# i din't think you were that fussy!!
i thught you iked all arguing!

(ie lighting fuses and standing well back)!
wave to kitten for me please!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# i would do, but she's upstairs, and i am... well... here.
i could wave at mr bongo if you like.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# ok
but it's not the same is it!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# he's very cuddly.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# pfft
i am sure!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# *hides something behind a sheet from you*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Fucking
Cunty fuck.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# winner!!!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# whats your msn address?
and ill send the invite...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# its in my profile
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# replying to yourself eh?
your msn 'friends' list must be bursting at the seams....
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# so its...
david_thomas25 at hotmale dot com

"male" being "male" of course...

Edit: Sorry for replying to wrong post, the beer hath taken over my soul...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# being "mail"
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# haha
im sorry :-( ill send it now...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# just make sure you virus scan it, you muppet
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# its not downloaded from me
i send the invite, MS do the rest.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# you got the email yet?
send to "david_thomas25 at hotmale dot com"

male beign mail (correct this time)...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# got it
ta. it's ugly as fuck i think i'm going to change back to 7.5
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# haha!
no pleasing some people! It's not due to be released for a few months and there are lots of new features... But fair enough, I understand what your saying :-) Thats the whole point of being part of the beta, tell them!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# I wonder why he got it straight away
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# shall i try again?
send you email in here again...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Yes please
EMAIL REMOVED

thanks

EDIT: Got it now,thank you
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# ...
Okay, that's it
You just sent invitations to the following addresses:
...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# That's correct
Thanks
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# you got it now?
Edit: Cool, I removed your add from my post...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Yes, I have it now thank you
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# the beer is always a bad thing
stick to spirits, much safer
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# they are baaaad!
I stopped drinking those a while back. Too many incidents, beer is much more predictable :-)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
It's the Michelin man!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# It's already 2000GMT
*dances*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# you can get it from a 1001 torrent sites..


so no thanks :)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Speaking of which;
here's an advert of my own!
*prepares for abusive shit*
Does anyone have a healthy torrent for Mr. Scruff's "Trouser Jazz"?
I can't bloody find one anywhere.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# i'll check the oink for you
2 secs

got it, whats your email?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# It's in the
ol' profile... use your drunken detective skillz0rz.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# done
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Thankye!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# damn..I did have that..
Mr. Scruff - Mr Scruff
Mr. Scruff - Keep It Unreal

nope sorry :(
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# ooh Trouser Jazz
not as good as Keep It Unreal I`d have to say
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# and it`s probably even more shit than 7.5
fucking adverts everywhere shite

/snuggles gaim when possible
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# ooh err
you can't spell over here either then!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# anyone else that wants the spangletronic new MSN8 beta
my MSN addy is in my profile, teh installer is on my desktop.

EDIT: woo MSN8 default colour is orange
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Well, as it turns out

Rik does fancy Fanj



So the question is, when is Fanj gonna stop playing around with damn heterosexuality and settle down like a normal gayer?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# £50 on 7:16:26.562125 next Tuesday
When he's sitting on the pavement naked outside of a chruch he just painted entirely puke green for a dare.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Hahah!
*takes bet*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# This!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# definitely that
man he`s hot


.. man man
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# crikey theres so much evidence
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# bloody hell
where did that pic come from?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Blimeh!
Such male bonding...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# You could call it bonding
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# mugatu's going to explode!!

(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I know
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# You are ALL gayers.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# bloody hell this is the incriminating stuff
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# NOTE TO SELF:
stop kissing men at b3ta bashes ;)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Its all a bit damning...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# smirny snogged approximately 8 men on new year's eve.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# if he had the beard = sexy
without the beard = very gay
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# he's a role model to us all.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# *nods knowingly*
You were just in denial before
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# He did know showtunes
and sang them with Rogue...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Ooh
It's a veritable diamond mine of source pics \o/
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Phwoar
I gotta get me some of that action
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# You wouldn't be the first

even yeknom's trying to get in
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# 'scuze me, I've gotta go do... something for a few minutes
*Picks up box of tissues*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# feck
i knew i shoulda copyrighted :¬)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# You love it
they all do
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# WORLD'S SEXIEST PHOTOGRAPH.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# 1 month 2 days 4 hours and 29 beers
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I've seen Fanj looking at Rik
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Was that your addition to the tee shirt?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# nope, already on there
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# So, . . . you are not only anti-american,
but overtly homophobic.

nice pic though ;)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# How the hell is speaking about homosexuality on an equal footing with heterosexuality classed as homophobic?
/curious
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# well, since you asked (and in such a friendly way),
I will tell you. Whenever you, or anyone else, uses
such perjorative terms as gayer, they immediately
cross into the realm where I can accuse them of
being homophobic.

(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Hahah
That term isn't even exclusively connected to being gay in my vocabulary
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# what are you having for dinner
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Frozen Pizza
unfrozzed.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# christ!


.. just had the remains of last night`s Chinese.. was most nice
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Hello
Did you watch the football?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# did indeed!
I knew The Pool would be victorious... after a fashion!

that last goal was an absolute peach (they replaced the ball)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Haha
I am slightly in love with Alonso, although not entirely sure why goalie was wandering around up there...

Did you see Gerrard fall over in interview afterwards?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# never a bad word can be said against Stevie
I nearly wet myself when the Liverpool supporters started singing "3-1 and you fucked-it-up 3-1 and you fucked-it-up"
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Morcambe Bay express?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# I had meat-free ravioli out of a tin
and I couldn't work out what was in it instead of the meat.
And I had the last slice of caramelised vegetable tart.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# it`s made from... sawdust and pepper
and tastes great!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# It tastes like gay,
but all the dishes for cooking proper food in were dirty and I'm fucked if I'm washing up.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# that`s the best thing about veggie food - you don`t have to cook anything!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# If it had been meaty ravioli out of a tin
I wouldn't have had to cook it either.
YOR LOGIK IS FLORD.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# meh.. keep your food poisoning then!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I'LL KEEP MY BUM IN YOUR FACE.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# you wish!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Hehehehe, just watched that wonderfully unbiassed documentary of the Challenger shuttle going bang
"Monkeyfireblast co. made it clear that the shuttle shouldn't be launched but Nasa were determined to make the heroic astronauts 'splode into a million pieces."
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# nothing
it makes going out on the piss so much cheaper
t'ra you crazy bunch :)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# t'ra cutie pie
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Puppays need chocolit!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Mine?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# LAST ONE FOR THE MOMENT
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Diana
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ye-NO!
haha
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Aled Jones?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
no
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Your mum?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Sophie thingie... that married the (totally non-)gay royal
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# nope
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Sophie Rhys Jones?
Sandi Toksvig?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# and no
:p
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Jill
Dando?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# you ought to be shot on your doorstep for that guess!
NO
hehe
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# my old head of 6th form?
?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Sandi Tuskwig
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# who starred in the remake of 'Lick My Muff'... sorry, 'Call My Bluff'
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHT


aaaaaaaaaaaaaand im spent off to cook some spag-bol
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# *ahem*
edited before he posted...
www.b3ta.com/board/5509811

but we'll give that one to Rik, the Veggies need it
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ha! you can`t prove that :)

I IZ DA WINNA!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# the mere facts that you replied "arses" to mine may be a small hint....
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what you mean!

*scarpers*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# ok fight amonst yourselves for the winners "Golden Brylcream pot of Winningness"
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# aaah
didnt see that!

3/3 you freak guessing freak!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I used to run pub quizzes, so have seen these sort of things before...
thats an idea, I could run a pub quiz at a b3ta bash...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# FPM in 35 years?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# tom cruise?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I name this picture "Shower Of Bastards"
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha - its the cast of Fraggle Rock
Tis times like these when I'm glad my mug ain't on B3ta
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# one day, Archie!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# one day, maybe not too far away...
Huddersfield bash looks like a certain goer for me, so pics will no doubt ensue
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# MUM???? DAD!?!?!?!? NAN?????????
what are you all doing here?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# what a shower of cunts
an everyone of them giving me the fucking horn
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I'm sure that's amusing if you know who the people are
but I don't.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Wasp Box, Mugatu and GoldenFanjita
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
that hair is ace ;)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# GF really should grow that hair...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# any hair would be a start
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha!
Fanj suits any haircut you throw at him!

(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Feel the Rawl power...
of my Rawl Plug Beastie

First Post, woo
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# cor! he`s great
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# that looks like
spidey sex

:)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# that makes me smile
woo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Excellent!
You could have some fun in B & Q they got LOADS of em.
You could leave them lurking about in various places around the store. I'm sure the staff would think it was a jolly good jape.

Good first post by the way.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks :)
found my tool box to be infested with em. I find the legs most usefull
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Is the bandwagon still rolling?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# 5-3!!!!!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# nope.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# NO CHANCE!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# PAXMAN?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# nope
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Peter
Beardsley ?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Tommy Boyd
aicmfp

keep 'em coming
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# BASTRAD!!!!!
Thats right! a BASTRAD - its what Alan Sugar calls his adversaries!

(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I love stuff like this, 2/2 for me, keep em coming
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Oh so it is!
Yay for Wacaday :-)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# *does 'W' sign with fingers and thumbs*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Clarkson?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I'd have said Paxman first
But now for some reason I think it might be Ardal O'Hanlon
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Jimmy Nail!
*relurks*
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# no
this one's been 'shopped
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# CLARKSON!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Jeremy Vine?
edit: blimey how odd!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Piers Morgan?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# denim shirt. must be garth brooks.
WHAT'S MY PRIZE?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Try this stetson on for size.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# PUT THAT THING AWAY.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# i bloody luv the winter
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# because it's frozen you solid
and you can only move your fingers?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Kiddy Fiddling
Fingers !
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha!

nice!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# I don't like the winter at all
my little nose is freezing and I'm up to my eyes in cardigan!

But that animation is rather woo :-)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# thats the fun part
having to ware a gazillion layers and thick coats hidden from the sun and his warming rays... DAMN HIM!!!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# That is cute!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Is he fingering a legendary otway style double air-guitar?
non-air version seen here

sorry, Woo!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# QUIZ TIEM!!! 'NOTHER COMING UP!
Who is this tatashopped freak????

answers on a postcard.



oh ning all btw
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# George Harrison?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Is it the Hoff?
'Ning also
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Simon Cowel?
*looks* Oh, it's been shopped...
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Pete Burns
Mark Lawrenson?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# no, no, no
hehe
edit, oh yeah! lol, you sod - too quick!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# It is, it's Lawrenson
the hair gives it away
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# :( i thought id leave the hair to give a clue
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I knew it wasn't me
Hair isn't grey enough,
and there's far too much of it.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# erm...
peter beardsley?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh !
Ooooonlooooky ! (Requires Geordie accent)
Arf !
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# ..
*hands over geordie accent*

yup..im one of them
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Pah !
I'm originally from
Berwick on Tweed.
You'se talk like a bunch of Soft Southern Shandy Drinkers.
(Oooonloooooky result against Mansfield today - could've got rid of that Bluenosed Scots Twat !)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# southern?!?!?
how dare you! :)

(was unlucky but ya kna..we cant get anywhere with that bloody idiot manager(apart from the bottom half of the table))
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# De Ye Say
Duun't
or
Divn't ?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# jeremy clarkson

looks up...bugger :)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Whilst I have complete faith in his ability to "get down"

he can get fucked if he thinks he's driving!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Heh

I like Stevie. He just can't see it :(
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and the winner is......


first compo post...and i dont stand a chance
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# god damn freak!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# cor.
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# the missus made me watch some of that last night
what a bunch of freaks.. can`t somebody bomb the house or something?
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# or give them a game that involves tubs of meat paste and tigers
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Barrymore would lap that up
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# i suggest
they should let them all take a weapon of choice..starve them,load them with alochol and crack and let the killing commence
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# but let The Maggot have more of the crack and alcohol than anyone else
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# surely
that would be tv actually worth stayin in to watch
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# yes indeedy
get me an Uzi and a 6 pack, Big BRother is on!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# quick..
someone get in touch with the channel 4 exec's...the show must go on!
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
and no swimming aids
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# maybe an inflatable butt-plug
(, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)

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