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# OMFG ROFFLEZ
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# ROFL
my second winz0rz!

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 'aggression'! RIS! Woo! :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# it was that or 'pantswizard'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha
I like this idea..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# we've had better events
quiet one tonight
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# fantastic
good win there, grey kid.

Pleased to see I get a 6 for sexiness too LOL!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Poor IndieSinger LOLZORS!!1
I'm chuffed I even made it on the scoreboard at all.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# i have to apologise for my lack of participation
i've just had 5 domestic crises in a row and now want to rape small animals
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# *hugs*
*passes a chiwawa**




*It's the right spelling if you're japanese!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# here you go then ...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# ahhhh... that's better!
ta
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)
# too
arse-ing late.
buggers cheggers.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# post it all the same
and we'll award you a pickled onion if we meet you at a bash
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# MONKDALA GETS A SHARED FIRST
and a pickled onion or a pint if I ever meet him at a bash
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# ^this, and thrice this
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# actually... that is a bit chuffing good
i'll buy the pickled onion
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# I'd get him a packet of crisps
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Woop Woop!!!
it was the horse wasn't it.

Edit: I knew I had something profound to do today, I just couldn't work out what it was.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)
# a whole pickled onion...
i'm not sure about that
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Wooo!
I seem to get alot of seconds..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# Haha 3rd
That's a PB
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# I'm sure you won the robot one
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Na. I was 5th I think.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# i was sure you'd won one of them...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# cunt off you spaky eyed badger fiddler

attempts to win over aggression judge
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# rofl
copt0rz
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head etc

My first and probably my last darth pic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Hehe!
As bandwagons go, This one's gotta be one of the better ones
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# that must have taken way too much research!!!
Woo though....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I LOVE IT !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
n
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# nnn ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# ...'ing'?
NING! *dances with* :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# hurrah !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# every young girl loves a binman
youve obviously gone for the ooh LA LA vOtE

but touché, so have i


BINMEN COME HERE



mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# bit smelly tho
now a sexy postman is good.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# well
everyone
loves a sexy postman
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# or even
a sexy aerial repairman aaaaaay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# good lord
have you been tasting the Glade Plug-In again, Sunshine?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# i'm cheese bapped.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# glad to hear it sir. :)
Now draw us something lully!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Don't forget roofers.
I'll bet I'm the only roofer on b3ta.
PS I've just rediscovered the joy of drunkeness. Yipee.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# yeah
rock on
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)
# ironics
i'm fucking hammerd and i've ust discovered the ojy of roofs
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# ^hahahaha
ambassador, with this typing you are really spoiling us
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# The joy of roofing cows.
I believe it is time to drink! Damn those hips and ridges and hog valleys.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)
# hahahaha, Revolution Shirt!
kasto!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:00, archived)
# dont forget milkmen.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# And remember the alcoholics.
Oh god, I knew I'd regret this.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Might as well. No-one will see it anyways.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Best. Banwagon post. Ever.
:D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# right have this ya ba*tards!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Wedgies
shirley

I still like it though, particularly the off-whiteness.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Got it straight from McCains...
Wouldn't want to soil there fumular!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hohohoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# hohoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# ho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# ho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
loon :)

ning!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# everything is ruined!
OR IS IT!!?!?!?!?!?!?


hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# did you wrote a swear on your table?
:)


A guy on another forum made it for me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# no swearing.
NONE AT ALL.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)
# argh gay and the homophobes
i missed my 39000th message.

oh well onwards to 40000
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# pfft
don't worry, at the rate you've been going it'll be 40k on Saturday. :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# yeah but
i havent posted for 40 years
the pattern is all ruined
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# hoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hohoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# first laugh all day, ta
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# You're welcome my sick old chum...
:o) glad to return the favour...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# haha..
loon.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# ha ha! painfull!
night night all
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Oyasumi Nasai...
night night...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
#
you not coming to tuck me in?? :(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Ah yes.... Your futon is warm and snug...
With it's plug in foot warmer... You're all cosy now :o)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# hohohoho
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Clicky

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Excellent
'Chopper' reference.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# it
wasn't a complete waste of time then!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# you lost me on the 'footie' reference..
but hey!..woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
#
Excellent!

Thiw 'lol' ling MUST STOP though"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# One for the chode...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# oof.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hehehehehe
very good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# heh!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# trying to avoid....
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..." puns, I thought about other star wars quotes.

Which gave way to this:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# make him piss on it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!
i had so almost forgotten he ever exsisted!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# aaah
but if you had forgotten, the gag wouldn't have worked, would it?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Snort.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# for old times sake
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# With ashes and spittle?
*refuses to get drawn in*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# no no
sperms and bathtime
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# sick.
sick. sick. Why did I laugh?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# pahaha!
soopoib
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# wrooooooooooooooooooooooooong
but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# oh.my.goodness.


'lo Mongy!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# hello mate
you're on late
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# yeah, came in late today
back in a moment
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# you are so wrong
and yet just right
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahaah

needs more biscuit crumbs
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# No Cheery Tomato...*flounces off*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# erm, HULL!
pffffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
rofl, lol, and indeed pffffffffffffffffffft!

eevning sir, a pleasure as ever. ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Oh my....
*wipes tear from eye*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# wrong
as I've always said. But I'm glad you've got your spirit back!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's great!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# love it
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)
# I've had this idea in my head for some time...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Ho, ho, ho
hum
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# looks like oscar wilde, actually
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# and hugh grant
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# The great dictator :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Sorry, I went for the easy option

Tail jobs are extra
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# *mungs*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# *pays extra
have a woo too!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# one on the right
blantantly
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# yay - at last, my request has been answered!
reposts obligitory dino-porn



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# ahahaha
ahahaha
ahahahah
ahaha
ahahahaa
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# hot!
*goes for some "private time" *
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Yes!
That's what's needed.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)
# bindun? will try full screen moving version if not.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# we like space bukkake!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# *swallows
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# full of essential vitamins n minerals!
plus it taste soo good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Celebrity Big Brother ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Very woo.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# have a comic strip woo !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Lemony and GrandmaOfAlphabets bring you:
A FUCKING BOARD EVENT!

you should cunting know the rules but if you don't:

1. 6 pence ish price clothing
2. only stuff in arms length ish
3. nobody sexier than me
4. judges allowed to take as long as we bleeding well like
5. no bum touching
6. parabolic curves disallowed due to protocol 7a in the chartered eel convention.

have fun
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# OH MY THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# i am lost for words
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# give me your address and I'll send you a bobbin of cotton
and a needle
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# they are my favourite jeans
100% fact...

and I wouldn't have them any other way
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
#
fucking students!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# now thats not very nice
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# bloody fucking students?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# that's better
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# touch my bum
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# it would be easier to touch your knee
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# midget!
Kittyvomit will be after you now!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# why would i ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# because I very much resemble Nick cave and am 3 foot tall

convert as geographically neccesary
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# nick cave things is good
but your to short.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# and i want proof
that you look like nick cave
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# ice ice baby
dun dun dun dun da da dun dun
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I remember when you sent me
that picture to be lovingly vectored

and you were all "DON'T USE ME YOU HO"

I'm going to save this picture now and hilariously use it all the time
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# what picture?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I saved it just then
hahah
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# I'll send you the bobbin if you keep it to yourself
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# ok dokey
I'll keep it to myself haha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# how does a summer wedding sound to you ?
so i take it your a singer ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# i occasionally stand in front of groups of people and open my mouth
... some may construe it as singing, but they need help.

edit: song in profile.

/whoring myself
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# in a band ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# yeah. We won't be on TOTP anytime soon though
Six String Law
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# well totp is shit.
if the coctuea twins turn it down then it must be crap. always follow the judgement of a bunch of mad scotts.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# ah yes
Gordon Brown is a great politician....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# i doubt he can warbble like liz fraser tho..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# it's "you're" :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# and 'too'
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# i can barely remember my phone no.
let alone bloody spelling. it's like being at school again.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# *fetches caine
isn't it cosy here in the corner :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# pft. fuck off.
and now your gonna say i'm being touchy and silly. gah.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# :)
no! hee hee!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# meh
i alright feel like enough of thick spack without everyone picking the fact i can't spell.
i'm gonna go and be emo now !!!!! and listen to my chemical romance.




sod that
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# i'm sorry
wasn't intended, just an excuess to
post my Ped ant :( now i feel bad
coz you're kinda sexy n you made me
tea
please forgive me
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# only kinda sexy ? pft
haha.
i'm just in a foul mood today..work and keep having panic attacks..feel a bit odd.
i'm sorry.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# well i woulda jus left it at sexy
but didn't wana come on too strong ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# pft...men !
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# I was referring to my penis


sheesh... bloody fucking students
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# hahaahah
"bobbin"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *shakes zimmer frame!!*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha. truely stunning
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
studentsville! woo! :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# yeah, bah
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# i miss it man
i can smell the festering dishcloths and cheap linoleum now. *sigh*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# FRON FRON FRON FRON!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# ZONK ZONK KABOOSH!!!
ZONK ZONK HYNARRRR!!! ZAP ZAP ZAP!!


*Repeat 'till fade*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Those 'pine' doors...
those off-white walls...
that lino...

it could only be-
HALLS!
*dramatic music*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# arse...that's me out...unles I wear a keyboard

edit...


why the fuck I have sunglasses within arms length in winter ??
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# because your futures so bright?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# top class*
*glass
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# hhahahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# All I can reach is the wife.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# go get some scissors
and cut up the carpet
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I can't reach the carpet
and I'm not allowed scissors.

*cannot be trusted not to run*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha that made me laugh like I'd caught a rare
Fron in the face
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# you may be gay
but you make me laff!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I'm not gay.
I've been married for ages, whereas I don't know ANY gays who are married yet.

Summer weddings are much nicer.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# you're so gay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# No, look:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Go get some scissors
and cut up the wife.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# wear her like a hat

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I'd join in,
but I don't know how much 6 pence is in in euros.

Why don't you islanders use real money?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# we're too busy being cunts to change our ways
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# I have nothing to say to that but:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Euros you say...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# im not sure i quite captured the idea but...

i used a bottle opener on the ear to give me an earring, a bendy ruler in the mouth, a pen under the nose and vodka on my head. Making me a long-tongued pikey drunk with a silly moustache
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# best type of pikey drunk!
nice work
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# You are Ben Gibbard
AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# i googled
then was insulted.
but i forgive you
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Different one.
Not that poncy singer.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# oh riight!
haha
my mistake, sorry
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# don't let go
of that ruler.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
I have shit loads of crap in arms length, will be back in a bit.

will edit here.

Ok the horse wasn't quite in arms reach.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i give up my crown! :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# this should be the image challenge
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I AM THE ALPHABET
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I LOVE LAMP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# it was
ish
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# and what was the b3ta image challenge about robots based on?
THE GRANDMA&LEMONYBOARDEVENT!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# ^
and my boy won!

may be lies
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# no he didn't
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# was goodness personified
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Sorry!
I have never witnessed this before

/and unfortunately can't enter as i only have clothes and a camera phone
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# we have the technology
we can rebuild him



i just don't want to spend a lot of money
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# hhahahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I rebuilt myself
as a murderous Barry Scott

made from shite in kitchen drawers
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# HURRAY!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# first event for me as well :-S
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# I love this.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# cilit bang !!!!!!!!!!
my dad named my ferret after barry scott
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Arf!
Good taste hehe
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# And one more hehe

The last one wasn't great.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)
# you strange boy.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# *huffs*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)
# *hugs*
hows you ?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# I'm very well, thanks
You keeping well?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# i'm ok
bit bored.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# I used
a lightbulb, some Sellotape, a remote control, a DVD case, a glass of orange juice, three bits of fluff and some cum.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmm
I really can't tell
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# I think
it's a fairly good likeness.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# oh god
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# you're a fucking star!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're on the crimbo card list
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# the worst part was
i made the calculator say 'BOOBIES', but you can't see it cuz i've had too much wine and my neck wouldn't bend the right way. :/

edit: HAHAHAH the pens change side! BLOOPER REEL! hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# I thought that was intentional
that's what had me laughing
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# no the colour change was deliberate
but the fact that 'SONY' flicks back and forth was a total accident. I'm not walking advertisment, sunshine. ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# hahahaha
winner!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Yeah!
!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
10/10 for effort there!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# inspired use of a calculator.
woo for you
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# you go to ikea
aicmfp
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# i'm stopping at my folks' house until Saturday
AISYFP. ;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# you're drinking their wine
aistfpb
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# dammit, have a fiver. :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# heeeeere's me....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# For the first time ever
I have reason to look forward to being an eye-spacker in my old age.

Thank you.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Haha!
Which John are you supposed to be? :P
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# I'll be Flansy
I'm not quite sexy enough to be Linnell.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# top spongage
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# animate it hard!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# bionic eyes are ace
woo and yay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Sorry it's a bit late
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
you look like the evil nazi in indiana jones and teh lost arc
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Hmmm you may have a point there..............Doctor Jones.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Shouldn't you be cutting up dead folk
on Channel 4?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Hahaha
nice lens and filterage :D
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# These are all about in arm's length...
My computer area is a tip...



Edit: And you said 6p man... so that's why the can is there.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Nice!
great work
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# I can time travel with elephant power.
And listen using dangling speakers.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)
# and you drink stella too
excellent. See you at the bash!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# That's my dad's.
It's my science experiment.

It's been there for about 3 weeks.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Ace you can walk on walls

and so can your furniture
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Haha!
why have you got hand cuffs? :P
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# They were given to my mum by her ex-colleagues
Since she always rhetorically chained them to their desks.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# Finaly
managed to recharge my cam batteries.



Juicecarton feet
Plasticbag thorax
Iron fist!
Pizzabox arm
Raindeermeatballtincanhat
And my seven year old pair of favorite pants

EDIT: Too bad the bellybuttonhole didn't quite work.

Hot NSFW image
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Messing with some new effects
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# you spin me right round baby right round....
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# those words
give me click fear...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha
i know what you mean, it freaks me out
edit: but it's also quite hypnotising
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# HONK!
That's brilliant!!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# haha, cool as ever!
what do you use by the way. is it all like bluescreen and stuff?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# i can't watch that on this smelly mac
but have a woo, because i know it's good
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Woo!
You are great at this sort of thing
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# very nice camera matching
you talented bugger. Or was it some kind of automated camera mathcing plug-in?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# It was a camera tracker
But it was also by no means automatic....
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# the bags under your eyes
and torn hair are evident!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# ace!
why do you have a random protractor (or whatever the fuck it is) against your wall?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Technical reasons
Honest
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# woo
for teh boxness
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I have yet to make a woo image
But if I had, it'd be here right now.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Noice!
I have just read up on 'camera tracking', there is some free software out there to do this, but it don't look easy. You have teh skillz! woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# neato
have some of these.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Yay!

mess all you want.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Work those scroll wheels!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# It's steady work with no heavy lifting
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# oo
what's that a quotation from?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# rilliant.
Now with 100% less B
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# wooooooooooo!
he reminds me a bit of ted bellingham
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# brilliant.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# YES!
I mean that
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# smells like
frontpage :3
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ahahaha
hurrah for taking stupid signs stupidly literally! :)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# fowl

arf!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
Awesome
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ^ this
have a muchly wooness.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Seconded
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Loved this first time..
and still do! =)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
fucking excellent
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# As is your
love-piss woo-ness.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# pfffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# yay
I like this

*clicks imaginary button*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# *laughs hard*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# yay!
it was inevitable really. they'd known each other for such a long time
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# hurrah
excellent
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# *clicks*
(in the woo way)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# hehe... ace!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Professor Gunther Von Face Melt
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Hmm
Looks like Gmos.

And woo to the pic.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# from the last bash
Supermatt... now would you?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# would
if he wasn't my cousin
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# i'd like to take this opportunity that ImaginaryEd
lives in Somerset
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# As does jimllbreakit
who happens to be related to me also.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# blimey, is everyone related to SuperMatt around here?
DTH was claiming I was earlier too
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# yep
we're very prolific.

we spread like viruses

bwahahah haha hHAHAHAHA HAHAAA

/spent too long in the lab today
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# blimey

so many people live in somerset and I haven't met them yet...not face to face anyway
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Harr
I 'member you from the bash!
How do you do? *tips hat*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# howdy!
I'm very well thank you
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# *barges in late*
wotcher
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)
# know how you feel....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# On a lighter note....

I broke my foot today!! Expect more tatty shop from me!!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Why should I huh! Huh! huh!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# ha!
that'll learn ya
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# certianly will!!!
f**kin students!!!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# arrg!
your foot is dead and it's trying to move towards the light.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# feels that way!!
....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i just needed to get this association out of my system
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
after being obscurely called a "dalek fancier" earlier at work.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# mmm
tasty dalek pie
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I don't know what to say.
It's quite, quite beautiful.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# An animation about a geek and his Guinness
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/290062
Hopefully you lot won't bitch at me about it being a stout...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ok
is folds five still about?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# erm
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Too Loud!
You woke the wife.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# is it by you?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# yes
I did make this. Not for the Guinness company, though. Now I wish I did. Cos I'd have some money. :(
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# well done on the front page. obviously not as good as a newsletter link...
never mind you can always keep going ;)

(stunning animation, well done)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# I'll get it someday
SOMEDAY *fistshakey*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Truly bizarre yet bloomin' marvelous!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# he he !
i cant drink guinness it makes me throw up violently nice anim though
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hahahaahah
awesome
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# just f**kin about the other day...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I thought that said "Fwap" for an instant.
I truly like his texture.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# hehehe nice
i read mr.tickle tonight

*a truely great work of our times, a real page turner*
mongychops
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# how did the world get from mr tickle to harry potter
madness
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I always perfer Mr Bump
;)

G'night all!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# night night
im off to, work at gay o clock
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# is that a nightclub?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Haha
it's far too true though ;)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# oh fuck it
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# BEST THING EVER
*searches for I like this button*
argh!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahahaa
"cunt thief" gets me every time
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# reminds me of this i made aaaaaaaaages ago
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# haha!

carpal tunnel syndrome's Purple.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# haha

carpet tunnel syndrome
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

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