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# ...
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:52, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:53, archived)
# If they boycot Denmark,
how are they going to enjoy such yummy bacon!?

EDIT: This is absolutely true. When my friend was in halls at uni, she put some bacon in the fridge. The next day, she found her muslim housemate nailing it to the wall....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:54, archived)
# How many muslims does it take to eat a bacon sandwich?
Answers on a postcard below:
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:57, archived)
# 3
one to get the bread, and two to hold down and behead the policeman.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:03, archived)
# HA!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Again.
/nazi

I'm sorry, I have a cold.


/Cleese.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:55, archived)
# But did you know there's a whale in the Thames?
(Mori, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ?
eh?
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Mmm bacon
I HAVE SOME IN THE FRIDGE!

*bacon sandwiches*
*banwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:56, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Wow.
That am all of teh woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:06, archived)
# thats
good.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)
# : D
That fills me with so much glee.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:13, archived)
# goldenpalace.com would !
(osiem, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:01, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:12, archived)
# mine was much more subtle and clever and great and smart and cool and that
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:53, archived)
# cheers wasp box!
(bonzos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:45, archived)
# That is excellent.
MOOOO000000OOOOoooooOO00000se!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:45, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve closer
move you body real close untill weeeeeeEEE!


feel like we're really making love :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Haha!
My football team is called moose.





...we shout this when we score.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Really?
What team is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:56, archived)
# The one I play for
Moose FC - University of Teesside inter-mural league mid table 2005-2006
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:50, archived)
# i think you need several meese.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:51, archived)
# moo the pic
quick joke:

How do you make a lady behave like a pirate?

spunk in her eye then kick her in the shin.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:53, archived)
# yes, it's a manouver known as "The Angry Pirate"
doesn't really work in joke form though

works on blokes as well
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:57, archived)
# fanks
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Moooooooooooooooooooooooooose Indeed!
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:57, archived)
# revenge is... gingerbread flavoured


'ning everyone! I seem to have something of a cake fixation at the moment - is it nearly DTF tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Mmmm....cake.....
*leaves for kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:42, archived)
# *Hears someone approaching*
Legs it out of the back door with all teh cake
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:53, archived)
# No
Too early yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:42, archived)
# cakecakecakecakecakecake!!
/Has bowl of Generic Malt wheats instead
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Ever wondered how those on-pitch logos are created?
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
#
Its the superimposed markings that get me everytime!
I was so confused watching the Superbowl. The first down line was in view from every camera angle. All I could think was how?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I like the superbowl*
although I find the game gets in the way of the adverts.

*Complete and utter %100 lie
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:42, archived)
#
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Ah!
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Oooooh
It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:35, archived)
# heh, silly.

edit: pleased to meet you! *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Ah, so that's how it's done
One stoned day I came up with the theory they put a projecter on the tripod used by the camera, then traced the image projected on the grass at night.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:45, archived)
# He!
No pooters at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Well it's how I'd do it
You may not be able to charge a customer much for that solution though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Are you saying
they use computers to impose the advert, and have it carefully fade away at the points where a player happens to run in front of it?
(Mori, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Clearly
not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# it
gets my vote :)
(geetoo, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:50, archived)
# At the risk of turning this into AOL chat
Long time no speak, Mr G. All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Cricket!
Boycott it!

no hang on, he's retired now hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i am so lazy these days
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*hides ninja gear*
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# *slaps you for being lazy*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# muahahaha
all your seams are belong to us

and

all your spellings are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:30, archived)
# shh
the ninjas will fix it
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:33, archived)
# er
I thought it made more sense with the misspelling.
(Mori, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:47, archived)
# hooray for lazy 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yay, fight the cause!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
nice one
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
See, Peppers even makes a sign bandwagon funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:38, archived)
# heh, indeed.
respect the Peppers.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Hmm...
Now all we need is a Goatse effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:47, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:37, archived)
# YES!!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:41, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:45, archived)
# those sexy wingdings!


they be havin it.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:23, archived)
# i love wingdings,
it has so many uses.
then smileys came along and rendered them useless. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# NSFW?
(Not safe for wingdings?)

Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Heh.
We just needs the right dings for Vulcan Handfanny and we'll be sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Say what you see..

It am my b3taday!
*dances*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I LOVE SALTBATTERY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Tsk.
That's criminal!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Condiment power
Have some cat cake to celebrate
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:19, archived)
# thank you!
-INSERT PUSSY JOKE HERE-
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No jokes
That would be a cunt's trick
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# where the fuck did you pull that one from ?
you worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:35, archived)
# From my bum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:47, archived)
# ..is it...
pussy cream cake[pie?]

/gets coat
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:43, archived)
# no clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# A salt with a deadly weapon



Happy b3taday too, have a jaffacake!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
# *phones sid the slug*
pfffft

Now that salt really IS bad for you

EDIT: Why fankew!
*eats, and washes down with orange lucozade*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
#
i was charged with battery and assault just the other day!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
# How much was it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
£2.43 and they threw in a free food mixer!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# kerching!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:31, archived)
# assault and battery
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:22, archived)
# WINNER!
You win a luxurious round-the-world holiday!*
*Flights, accomodation, catering, tours and car hire NOT included
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:30, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:24, archived)
# why thank you, good sir!
*salutes*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Salt....battery?
Happy b3taday! Have a pie : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# thank you!
Tasty and delicious!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# It amazes me how much cake, pie and kittins people get on their b3tadays.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:28, archived)
# -enough to see them round to next year!
*puts up special pie/kitten/cake shelf*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Freezer jolly good fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Much appreciated, good sir!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:33, archived)
# 'have you lost weight?' *THWACK*
'That haircut makes you look ten years younger' *SPANG*

/Assault and flattery

Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hehehe
Thank you, dear fellow!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# The air force really has changed..
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:12, archived)
# It quite clearly hasn't changed much at all.
All that has changed is that they're using tatoos instead of the real deal these days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:13, archived)
# spray some
fcukwit on and your sorted
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:15, archived)
# arf!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Needs more magenta
but Funtastic anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I believe they call it "Bagpiping"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:19, archived)
# eeeuuuuuuwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Page 15

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hehehehe
buttocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Still no flange yet though...
I love that word...flaaaange...I don't get the opportunity to use it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:28, archived)
# You'd love it where I work.
One of our products is calle "flange packing". No word of a lie.

So hard to keep a straight face in meetings...
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Oh Noes!
although she does have a nice bum. Nice drawing of it JJ! Its people like you that make me want to know what you get up to in Art college
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Screw the air force!
Get Hugh Hefner on the phone!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Hehe
I like the Nurse Sally advert, subliminal advertising
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# great drawings,
the set will look spectacular when inked no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Feed it! Now!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:07, archived)
# no
*steps on*

problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *feeds it poison*
Ace shop
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Aaarrrrrrrgggggggg
Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:11, archived)
# is it too late for an abortion
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:11, archived)
# schweet
*smothers it with... love a pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:18, archived)
# peppers
is that you?
(BadgerPirate, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Sorry
JollyJack,I just had to....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hehehehe
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *clicks
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:03, archived)
# heh heh heh!
i'm sure you will be forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:03, archived)
# pre-owned sandwiches
there's a market there I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Pfft...
And in other news, lookit what i got in the post today


cfb/readableness
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Happy Divorce!
hurrah

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:07, archived)
# er
I read something in that about finding nessie the fabled sea creature from Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:08, archived)
# The comparison
has been made before, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Congratulations
What the hell does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:08, archived)
# It means
i'm finally totally shot of the .........plastic vicar...?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:12, archived)
# damn you!
I want one!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I've got a couple knocking around here somewhere

I send one if I can find them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Yay!
Saves me paying I suppose. I just cross out the names and put mine and hers in I suppose? Or just twat her with a shovel?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I had one once.
It was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Thats fantastic
I wonder how many other SA strips could be changed to make Art look like a terrorist?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Most, I think.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:12, archived)
# *Sniggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:38, archived)
#

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)
# A powerful image.
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)
# it's shocking
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:46, archived)
# -shame it needs a plugin
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:47, archived)
# these jokes
are reVOLTing. e.t.c.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:51, archived)
# there is AMPle room for punnage on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:52, archived)
# yeah, you just have to go with the (current) flow
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:54, archived)
# there's bound to be
resistance
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:56, archived)
# WATT the fuck are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Meditate!
Ohm! Ohm!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:02, archived)
# ohm my god please stop it!
i cant resist anymore temptation to alternate between differnt puns.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:05, archived)
# you should try to RECTIFY that sitution
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:06, archived)
# im trying to keep POSITIVE
but with all this NEGATIVE attitude its hard to keep so eSTATIC about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:08, archived)
# All these puns are giving me a semi(conductor)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:12, archived)
# joule regret the whole incident short-ly

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:14, archived)
# watt you say!?!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 13:05, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:05, archived)
# i am currently bored of them
some of them are shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Anymore electricty puns and I will have reached my current capacity
You must RESIST!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:56, archived)
# don't blow a fuse, mate!
I'm sure you'll be CABLE to put up with them
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:57, archived)
# tran sister
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# tou can do better than that, you silicon(t)
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:02, archived)
# now you are being NEGATIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:05, archived)
# pardon me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *makes no comment about the possibility of trans sisters being AC-DC...*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:09, archived)
# lets conduct a survey on wether this should stop
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
# there'll be a battery of complaints if we stop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:00, archived)
# yes,
but thats the potential difference between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
# What are you trying to INDUCE?
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:03, archived)
# You're LEADing us astray
zoinks
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
# are you POSITIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:09, archived)
# she's pretty
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:47, archived)
# She's a three-input woman
My kind of gal!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# a lesson for us all here
or something

likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Has she got her
Vibrator
on the end of that flex ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I would love to stick my
dirty stick in her socket..... or something
(BoB2oo9 I'm not gay, Honest !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i prefer my women more european......
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)
# And my plug in baby
light switch and flashy eyes

OOOoooOoohhh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)
# crucifies my enemies...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
#
If you are still thinking of coming to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:13, archived)
# So the bus conductor killed the passenger
When they put him in the electric chair and switched it on, it didn't work. "Don't you know i'm a bad conductor?" he said.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *groan*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:00, archived)
# nice idea,
and very well shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
# socket to me
gives a whole new meaning to cock-socket..

well.. maybe not.
(Nasher, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# him..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!
made me chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I don't get it
but I love the action
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Throatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# eeugh
i see throat cockles.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:41, archived)
# that's not a nice throat
ewww
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:41, archived)
# TONSILS!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:41, archived)
# kind of wrong
but alluring to my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I think I know the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)
# woo...


what the hell is happening in that mouth??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:54, archived)
# have a roast from the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha
an old one but a good one

i always knew it as 'having two legs'
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# me too
how times have changed eh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)
# hang on
he is wearing a skirt!

teh gayer!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)
# HA
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:41, archived)
# he certainly seems very pleased
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:42, archived)
# well, obviously it's the...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:36, archived)
# arf!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:36, archived)
# the simple ones
are the most amusing

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)
# It's...
A creature of little intelligence which communicates through a series of barely distinguishable noises, & can be trained to perform for the public.

And a seal.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:44, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:34, archived)
# pffft
(needs more Mohammed methinks....)
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft!
Woo and Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Haha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Top
Funnyness !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:49, archived)
# class in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Those places are useless
But the cartoon is good as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:02, archived)
# wahay
super!
(gianthead, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:07, archived)
# I think its hungry
(bonzos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:32, archived)
# That makes me think of goatse...
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:34, archived)
# it looks happy to me
and also like it's about to catch a pair of large baseballs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Ill get right on it!
hehe, yeah god bless mooses
(bonzos, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hungry you said ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:48, archived)
# whilst theres still some time 'ning all


the moral of this story?.... behind every bush theres a c...

... nevermind...
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:24, archived)
# so you posted an unshopped picture
and added a 'moral'

am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:34, archived)
# i think youll...
find i cropped it to cut out colin powell cause despite the name issue he isnt one, and in my impressively lazy book that counts as shopping...

DC
The Aldi of shopping
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:37, archived)
#
/neothermic
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# in that case
you win a goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:38, archived)
# he also
may or maynot have put the ddrop shadow on there.
I suspect he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:49, archived)
# afraid im...
even too lazy for that, scratch Aldi and replace it with Netto.
(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Well Colin Powell doesn't take these photocalls seriously anymore
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
lol
roflmao
etc
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 10:37, archived)

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