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# He tried, lord knows, he tried
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/finished with all things peppers
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Nice one.
*likey*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# FP this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# sausages
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(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# huzzah!
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# yipee
!!
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Don't fancy yours much!
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Taking bets now!
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:38, archived)
# pffft
two half decent noob posts, not bad

edit: wtf? the images has changed lollorzorz!1!1121
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# n00b FTW
why spank you very much!!
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# n00bs changing pictures
darren you sick puppy
(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# n00b FTW
yes i am not right in the head!
(I helped save b3ta! darrrenmillar www.darrenmillar.info, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# My first post!

hey people, this is my first post, i don't even know if I've done it right but here we go!
(white_pawn, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# wait for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# erm
it's odd, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:38, archived)
# woo!
thanks its like the first time id used flash too so...
(white_pawn, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# good effort
Flash makes me cross, as I have little patience with it and therefore have given up pissing about with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# cool
what do you actually use then? photoshop? i ain't got tha but i'm pondering on the thought of buying!
(white_pawn, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Photoshop
although up until last year I only used Fireworks as Photoshop had too many buttons for my liking.

Gimp is your friend if you fear paying for software (or emule if you're that way inclined)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# thats cool
yes it would be a gimp but i don't really mind spending on software... it's just spending in general!
(white_pawn, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hehe yeah
thats fine woo and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Woo, nice green alien.
Pull up a kitten and marry a chair ... or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Interesting...
Am I the only person on the planet whose never heard a My Chemical Romance song?
Have a mighty Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# oh my god!!!!
you haven't lived my friend!! i am ordering you to buy an album imediately!
(white_pawn, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Judging by the age of all the
kids outside the show last night in Bristol I fear I may be too old to understand/appreciate them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# and a revision of my shell logo
to prettify it with a lovely multi-billion dollar hair clip
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# haha
the BP design team had nothing but a spirograph

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# haha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# And green crayons!
AISYFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# And a yellow one!
AISYFP
(Vikingheadache, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# and a yellowy-green one!
Ha!
AISYFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# And scissors.
AISYFP.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# They don't need scissors.
You are silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:43, archived)
# you bunch of bloody theives
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# AISYFP!
Wait, sorry.. got carried away!
(Vikingheadache, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Who? Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Woosome
I didn't get it for a minute then. I am not on top form today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Arf!
Serves 'em right.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Thats
really smart.T-shirt it immediately. Woo.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# the original is a t-shirt
.
www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?sid=75116
.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:41, archived)
# That is ace
they should use this after their merger
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# bloody socialist!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# v v nice :)
tis grand
(I_am_B, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# original
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Meet

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# ..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I think it's a play on
"By hook or by crook"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Does he have hooks off in pris?
Or little anti-escape rubber ones attached to stop the diggage under the walls or the sliding down the wires?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# He has a nurse 247
to wipe his arse for him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Camp Freddy!
or is he out now?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Riiight ....
I shall be going over there now ...... *walks over there*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# keep looking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# That's fab
You might be right with the headline too

Woo, Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# woo, its good
But far too clever for The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# You must be kidding
The Sun is the king of headlines. No one does it as well as The Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# must admit
'Super Cali go Ballistic, Celtic are atrocious' was a bit of genius..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# well, since we are all going to hell
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Ha!
A Lolling buddha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# do you think they'll burn my embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Too busy being enlightened to bother, i should think.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5630802
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Gah!
The wanking claw!
(I helped save b3ta! Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# someone said something that gave me an idea... or something
(Thewsion Unclear Power, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# God rest ye merry Gentlemen
let nothing ye dismay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here's my handle, here's my spout

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I am.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here's my handle, here's my other handle.











Shit. I'm a sugar bowl.



(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# They
should send the specialists in...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha

use the dildo guass gun
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# No, not enough shots
My loadout:
2 Miniguns
Persuadetron
Special Equipment (Scanner, Timebomb, Gauss Gun, or Medikit)
2 Energy Shields
Long Range
Flamer
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# tickling stick?
never forget the tickling stick
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Well of course the tickling stick!
I didn't really need to point it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Brilliant.
That game rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# omg!!
best game evar! except for syndicate wars
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Woo!
I want to play ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Awesome game!
I always enjoyed persuading everybody on the map and walking them all onto to the train tracks.
Oh, the bloody fun.
(Garwik The Nobby Nob Hat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# i do enjoy how this news story has ignited the old bandwaggon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Right.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
#

Edit: I don't think anyone gets my joke.
Edit: She tried to spell "annihilate."
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i get it
and i like it lolzoids!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Public service announcement

fixed?
(Runawaypig ran away on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# very good, but a little public service announcement of my own
491.8 KB (503608 bytes)!!!!111oneleven
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# yes this
look this is smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# bigg...
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# PNG
Portable Network Graphics -- reminds me of an old saying; 'Never underestimate the bandwidth capacity of a lorry full of backup tapes'

edit: ahhhh smaller :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Linkage please???!!?11?!!?!1/1?!1111
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Edit: See www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/ to sort the size out.

/cries
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# it does need to be made smaller,
but i do like the final frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# optimise the hell out of it!
AND THEN SOME

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Half a meg?
Gaaaaaah!

Where's Archie when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# In a pink house inventing things made out of crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# No relation to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Good filesize,
But now it's practically unreadable.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Information
for a better life.




Have I reached the b3ta level yet?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# I think you just reached it
and flew straight over it into the clouds....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# damned momentum.
I blame Newton.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# I quite like her
although she does remind me of Nigel Planer.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Beer goggles
will soon sort that out

/woold
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Royal family member
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Cartoon War
I hear that Iran has started publishing cartoons of the holocaust. It could be the start of a cartoon war.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Whats
new about that? we have done that here for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
# I bet someone digs out Maus somewhere to throw into this big stupid argument

completely out of context as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Never
read Maus,although I have cut a few up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I honestly think the solution to world peace is right here on b3ta.
We're all expected to insult each other and everything else, and nothing is sacred, therefore nobody takes any kind of abuse seriously. If anybody crosses a boundary, everybody else just tuts and lets them get on with it until they get bored.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# largely true
and our hummus spreads around the world via email and carrier pigeon. It is the future...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# b3tacracy?
Rob for Fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:09, archived)
# b3tanism
Our Great Leader Rob...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# That was completely uncalled for.
*tries to burn someone you've never met*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# don't bum me

please
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# The bad news is it's de rigeur to embark upon a completely disproportionate response to any perceived insult.
The good news is it's also fashionable to misdirect blame entirely.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# yeah ...
and it's low poly coz it's for a game.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I like how they're finally seeing sense
"What will you do when we publish insulting cartoons then?"

"Well, most likely give you a pat on the back and congratulate you for finally getting the fucking point"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I can imagine all the fundementalist clerics plotting.
"We've blown up their buildings, beheaded them, threatened their children...what else can we do to stop these western devils?"

"Well, we could...draw offensive cartoons of them"

"What?! That's just one step too far, I shall have no part of this evil!"
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# hahah!
they're not called fundaMENTALISTS for nothing HAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHA!Hhahaha! hah. /passes out
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# umm :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# 'lo pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Woo!
Good hummus.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Breaks silence on the subject
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Breaks a plate.
To be fair, she should have been washing up anyway, not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# oh, you naughty, naughty, man.
*sniggers uncontrollably*

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# not too subtle then?
not such a spacker after all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# subtle is wonderful.

just look at Bob Door.

but you'll always be a bloody
spacker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I want a refund on this here Freedom.
It isn't worth the wars it's taking.
/yank who hates George rant.

yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ta very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# what subject?

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Something
french.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# s a fine line
trying to comment on this cartoon / embassy row without being really tasteless. But there's my comment on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# not all that related:
www.pledgebank.com/fingerthecctv
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Ker-pun!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(ficklefiend, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# pfffft!
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Rule of thumb in tower blocks....
Don't upset the gardener......

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# the comic sans
will kill us all

arf
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# you betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
for old kids TV!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# yay!
I have a piccy somewhere, with crystal tits and meth... canny find it though... :-(

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I had that!
the video that is
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Sweet as.
It must be true.
(ficklefiend, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Super Mohammad 72 (virgins)
(Tpaz, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?

2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# 10)
What if
(riedacher_bertram, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# 11) what if he gets 72 raisins?
www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that's interesting

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# 11) What if they are all fucking mingers or under 13?
(after all why else are they virgins?)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# shirley the latter
would be a bonus!
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:33, archived)
# 11) what if all 72 have headaches on the same night?

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# or
on the blob?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# or havent got gaffa tape over their gobs?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Afraid of being out-witted?
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# no, just nagged to death
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Dude, you hang out with the wrong kind of ladies!
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# tell me about it!
they never buy the beer
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# *phones johnny ball*
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I know
menage-a-soixante-deux
menage-a-soixante-treize
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Soixante-douze...
surely?
(stotty, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# no
because with a menage-a-trois, you count yourself in, non? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/5630565
Speak now or forever hold your piece.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# yes !!!
email in profile, thanks Pot
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# I believe the Koran got it wrong
It's 72 Virginians ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# i believe karon keating got it wrong
or was it caron?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Did she ever get
anything right?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# she didn't fuck up dieing
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Oh yes she did
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# oh aye
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# STOP IT, I BEG YOU!


I recently broke a rib, and it really does hurt
to laugh out loud, or sneeze, or cough . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# 13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# damn you!

*la la la la* I'm not listening *la la la la*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ?
menage a soixante-douze shurely? unless you carelessly mislaid 10 of them.
(richey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Are they self-repairing virgins?
Or do they get replaced with new ones as they get popped?
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# meanwhile, police hunt failed Tube bomber
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Just heard
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# haha!
serves him right. And after that he faces extradition to america! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# left
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# middle
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# this is easy
oh fuck, wrong button
serves you right
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# "He's soooo
getting tortured."

- GWB
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Render him
Render him hard!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha I like how you whited out his eye
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# sorry bout that...
... i got a bit over excited..

(DonCione : or he who fwaps in church..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Tis spunk!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Fantastic
Cute too. Cuter than the original anyway.
(Pachey, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# been a while since i was last here...


but i'm back now...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I'll take all you can sell . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# sold...
i'll up production to 105%
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Dumb Broad!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)

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