hey baby
been busy with me new job - one of those jobs where you work from the minute you arrive until the minute you leave (but still get a full lunch break!), and our bandwidth is rubbish and monitored heavily, so I`ll not be around during weekdays until such times as I leave the place or have a holiday
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been busy with me new job - one of those jobs where you work from the minute you arrive until the minute you leave (but still get a full lunch break!), and our bandwidth is rubbish and monitored heavily, so I`ll not be around during weekdays until such times as I leave the place or have a holiday
did you see my entry for 'accidentally erotic'?
it's in me profile....
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it's in me profile....
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charming!
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so far so good.. it`s hectic to say the least, but there`s a lot of Unix geekdom, so it`ll be interesting if not fun
.. it`s when I go on 24 hour call things might get a bit shit!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54,
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.. it`s when I go on 24 hour call things might get a bit shit!
you should write a script that occasionally inserts a reply that says *bums* on the day board, so we feel more at home here ;)
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but I`d have to make sure the code parsed the board and only posted as a reply to an existing thread ;)
crontab here we come!
edit: as for getting well-paid... well, I`ll let you know when I can get to the end of the month without being broke after paying the bills :(
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:58,
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crontab here we come!
edit: as for getting well-paid... well, I`ll let you know when I can get to the end of the month without being broke after paying the bills :(
it`ll be posting throughout the day, and you`ll never even know if it`s really me ;)
/strikes fear into teh board
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:04,
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/strikes fear into teh board
a Beatles song lyric?
*plays funky bass-line like what The Jam nicked for "Start" *
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:46,
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*plays funky bass-line like what The Jam nicked for "Start" *
ccc did a fantastic beatles / jam mashup on his Revolved "album" - if you can track that down by hook or by crook, it`s well recommended
lots of Beatles music / singing with different bands` vocals or music - very clever stuff
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:48,
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lots of Beatles music / singing with different bands` vocals or music - very clever stuff
takes better pictures than my crap camera phone.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43,
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I like the colour of your nail varnish.
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and on a different note entirely:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4707354.stm
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news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4707354.stm
that makes even me get annoyed at RPS from time to time. Honestly, there's no need.
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so I sent him a photo of my arse
.. just to save you lot from seeing it
I suppose it was the equivalent of squeezing a stress ball or something (the act, not the arse)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45,
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.. just to save you lot from seeing it
I suppose it was the equivalent of squeezing a stress ball or something (the act, not the arse)
he had to see your arse.
But yeah, it makes sense, and I understand why people have a problem with RPS/violation of guidelines/general inconsiderate posting
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But yeah, it makes sense, and I understand why people have a problem with RPS/violation of guidelines/general inconsiderate posting
I don't think people would have as much of a problem with RPS if the photos posted were in the same thread so not as to knock other stuff off the board, interesting to look at, and generally not something like a picture of one's foot.
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that are well done, and properly optimised. Same as for shopped images. But people see it as an excuse to post any old crap - it's the equivalent of if someone decided "Oh, lets make today 30 second paintmash Sunday"
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that's at least a 5 minute paintmash though
oooh, can I ask you a geeky question?
What html code do I need to make "image a" appear in Firefox/Opera, and "image b" appear in IE?
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:03,
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oooh, can I ask you a geeky question?
What html code do I need to make "image a" appear in Firefox/Opera, and "image b" appear in IE?
you need to identify the browser accessing the page hosting the image; this can be done with server side code and testing the HTTP user agent, or by client side code (JavaScript)
the javascript route may be easiest and is probably the more dependable way of doing things
have a squizz here for browser detection scripts
you can test what the browser SAYS it is (some browsers can spoof and pretend to be others) using app.name or test things like the DOM (document object model) properties - these are implemented differently between browsers)
you can then use an if..then..else constuct to document.write the correct code to the page depending on your if..then (assuming javascript is actually turned on)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:10,
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the javascript route may be easiest and is probably the more dependable way of doing things
have a squizz here for browser detection scripts
you can test what the browser SAYS it is (some browsers can spoof and pretend to be others) using app.name or test things like the DOM (document object model) properties - these are implemented differently between browsers)
you can then use an if..then..else constuct to document.write the correct code to the page depending on your if..then (assuming javascript is actually turned on)
you can`t really do it if e.g. the image was going to be posted here
in that case you`d need to <img src="...."> to a script on your server that generates / returns the image, and then you`d need to depend on the user agent being OK
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in that case you`d need to <img src="...."> to a script on your server that generates / returns the image, and then you`d need to depend on the user agent being OK
Unfortunately I am too tired/lazy to think about this now. So I shall save it to be thought about later.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:32,
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how rude ;¬)
you should've 'accidentally' tripped over that concealed wire and done a claims direct on 'em
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54,
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you should've 'accidentally' tripped over that concealed wire and done a claims direct on 'em
TJ: Is it wrong to laugh at this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm
Quail - average size about 5 inches
Man - average size about 5' 5"
Vice-President - Average IQ about 5.
Ah... makes sense now.
"No Dan... let's try this one again... small... far away"
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:49,
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Man - average size about 5' 5"
Vice-President - Average IQ about 5.
Ah... makes sense now.
"No Dan... let's try this one again... small... far away"
The pizza cutter one is inspired.
*feels inspired to eat pizza*
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:40,
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*feels inspired to eat pizza*
like, the base and everything.
I'm not Italian.
It's quite hard.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41,
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I'm not Italian.
It's quite hard.
But it is though!
My first isp was them!!!
/lesson learnt.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38,
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My first isp was them!!!
/lesson learnt.
I loved that crappy thing they had where, when you tried to log off, it would try to download 40MB of updates .. at 3.8K/s
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44,
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sounds like a plan. See pic directly below for an example ;)
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i wasa bit worried you'd think i was being nasty actually, Wasn't the intention.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29,
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i don't like people's holiday snaps, mind. But, y'know.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:28,
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"this is me and my mates which you don't know doing this here, and this is us doing something else here"
/hopes she hasn't given people ideas
except for maybe tweak's millie & rupie world tour...
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:31,
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/hopes she hasn't given people ideas
except for maybe tweak's millie & rupie world tour...
I was joking that your mash was lifelike ;)
the sun looks like a boob.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25,
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the sun looks like a boob.
A pic I took in dubai recently

look how hot it is...
*cant actually see heat but you get the idea
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:19,
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look how hot it is...
*cant actually see heat but you get the idea
i'd put a tag on it before some bugger nicks it
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15,
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file host (file lodge) * html sarcam tag *!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:05,
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ive never been able to figure out how to do vector on photoshop.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17,
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same as in illustrator.
Draw paths with it.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18,
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Draw paths with it.
tbh that's the way i'd do it. Except I'd do it in illustrator. I like illustrator
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27,
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merged illustrator and flash yet? I like drawing in illustrator but flash is great for colouring in
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29,
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use flash to draw in. Its amazing. I'm still totally retarded where flash is concerned.
The problem with knowing people who are great at it, is that it puts you off learning. You kind of think - wellll, I'll get them to do it instead.
But no, not merged yet.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:32,
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The problem with knowing people who are great at it, is that it puts you off learning. You kind of think - wellll, I'll get them to do it instead.
But no, not merged yet.
frustrate me something fierce.
*goes back to Print Shop, prints out banner with her name & unicorns on paper that's all connected, tears off edges, makes giant holey snake with edges, spends afternoon coloring in banner with various pink crayons*
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34,
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*goes back to Print Shop, prints out banner with her name & unicorns on paper that's all connected, tears off edges, makes giant holey snake with edges, spends afternoon coloring in banner with various pink crayons*
to start with, but once you get the hang of it it's a lot of fun
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:37,
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once the term "keyframe" entered my vocabulary it was a whole new ballgame
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38,
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Two midterms and an essay due tomorrow...
fuckin' inner struggle, man.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47,
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fuckin' inner struggle, man.
in flash is ace, and then once you've filled something you can drag that area and only colour in inside that selection. it's so much easier that illustrator - or at least it was easier for me to get to grips with! I think that feature was being stuck into illustrator when they bought macromedia though
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34,
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it`s a bit of a bad thing for competition I think, but also good for compatibility across the net
.. so long as they fix some of Flash`s dreadful crashy crashy bugs
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:33,
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.. so long as they fix some of Flash`s dreadful crashy crashy bugs
www.heathrowe.com/tuts/vector.asp
The pen tool is your friend :)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:19,
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The pen tool is your friend :)
sorry about the guess, i thought i recognised that blur.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13,
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Then i put another on the other side of the polo :0
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09,
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i'm waiting for goatse to sell out and get some advertising in.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11,
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it went to .ca
But now that appears to be down , im not sure if i'm happy or sad
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12,
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But now that appears to be down , im not sure if i'm happy or sad
Maybe they'll start charging for access ;)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOODY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03,
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BLOODY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm looking forward to that being my only valentines card
/lonely blog
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15,
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/lonely blog
you know I always forget to send you one
I`ll send you some soiled underpance instead to make up for it
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22,
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I`ll send you some soiled underpance instead to make up for it
i want webbed toes ! far more interesting than fangs. *gets out superglue*
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04,
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Born-in development, was supposed to have it fixed a long time ago but haven't yet.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22,
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I had an ex with the same toes webbed and a former student had the same thing.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17,
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toe socks.
You know, the ones which look like gloves for feet.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:28,
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You know, the ones which look like gloves for feet.
America!
*points*
Have a few poorly scanned Alaskas in return



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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07,
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*points*
Have a few poorly scanned Alaskas in return



just found some of the pictures I have on my computer from there (alas, it was before I'd entered the world of digital photography). The near constant light made the flowers there absolutely amazing.

I remember shooting 3 or 4 rolls of film in this garden in the span of around half an hour
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:20,
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I remember shooting 3 or 4 rolls of film in this garden in the span of around half an hour
i was expecting some wrist movement in the final scene.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03,
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I feel.
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he's even stapled himself to a wooden cross.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55,
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He's a bit "professional West Country" for me. Oo ar my dear.
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(The gif however, is rather groovy.)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01,
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I forgot I had this...

Click for biggyness
taken from inside the UFO as it abducted me and some mates*
*may not be true
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53,
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Click for biggyness
taken from inside the UFO as it abducted me and some mates*
*may not be true
was back in Belfast last month.. ahh the lovely sight of mountains, hills, and air you could breathe
a breath of fresh air, if you will ;)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57,
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a breath of fresh air, if you will ;)
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woo :)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53,
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woo :)
i'm going to manchester that weekend.. and am returning on the sunday.
my bus goes through birmingham that afternoon and i have the monday off work, but to go to the bash i'd need moneyz!!1 :(
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04,
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my bus goes through birmingham that afternoon and i have the monday off work, but to go to the bash i'd need moneyz!!1 :(
give her a touch, tap, and hammer from me!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07,
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but it's getting back from birmingham the next day etc.. :(
edit: hmm.. the bus is only 3 quid from birmingham to london
i'll have a think about it
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12,
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edit: hmm.. the bus is only 3 quid from birmingham to london
i'll have a think about it
www.b3ta.com/board/5570487
It was a still bleeder before.
Did he shave his tongue?
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57,
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It was a still bleeder before.
Did he shave his tongue?
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss.
Sorry, I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:48,
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you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss.
Sorry, I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.
altho brighton is probably considerably shittier than blackpool.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49,
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It's like the poor man's Blackpool.
Quite fun though, if you know where to go.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50,
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Quite fun though, if you know where to go.
walked the dog on the beach and was generally so disgusted with the place that I was able to give an arriving motorist my ticket with two hours remaining on it.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51,
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I'd say I prefer Brighton. But my best mate's from Blackpool, so I can't be too rude about it!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51,
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I suspect that'll be the highlight of my day*, seeing as I hate rides.
*Except seeing you again. And Rik, and Fanj. And the others.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49,
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*Except seeing you again. And Rik, and Fanj. And the others.
so NO slagging about drinking shandy* all night :(
beer/lemonande, not "hand shandy"
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51,
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beer/lemonande, not "hand shandy"
but I wasn`t gonna pay lots of money for a pretty grim train service
just gotta take it easy (i.e. just enough booze to be sober at drive time, and numb the fanjHeadPain™)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55,
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just gotta take it easy (i.e. just enough booze to be sober at drive time, and numb the fanjHeadPain™)
lening was tryingto tempt me to go to the london bash but last time i was at a trai nsation they charged my friend £18 one way to london..bloody expensive.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56,
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I hardly ever drink, because when I do, I am ridiculous.
So you'll be in good company.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53,
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So you'll be in good company.
usually it`s only after looking at the photos that things start to make sense
craziness !
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57,
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we were waiting for a tube connection at Acton (outdoor tube station) and they needed a jimmy riddle... so proceeded to piss over the live tracks
I helpfully pointed out that they were stood in direct view of the CCTV cameras - so mongy gave it a "wave"!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59,
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I helpfully pointed out that they were stood in direct view of the CCTV cameras - so mongy gave it a "wave"!
cos I was on antibiotics. I still enjoyed myself.
It also didn't affect Cheeky Boy who still stuck icing words to his forehead while performing fellatio on a banana. He also had a photo of passion with Mr Horrible. He didn't touch a drop that night...
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59,
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It also didn't affect Cheeky Boy who still stuck icing words to his forehead while performing fellatio on a banana. He also had a photo of passion with Mr Horrible. He didn't touch a drop that night...
you`re a scary bunch ;)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00,
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at least you're saying you're coming now!
shandy my arse, we'll get you on teh alez!!11
i looked into this 'late night' place we're going.. it's live bloody indie :( can't we just find a late pub?
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56,
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shandy my arse, we'll get you on teh alez!!11
i looked into this 'late night' place we're going.. it's live bloody indie :( can't we just find a late pub?
not unless you want to walk home!
I ain`t driving under the influence of anything stronger than coffee/ciggies
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01,
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I ain`t driving under the influence of anything stronger than coffee/ciggies
don`t scare the bastard further!
and no comments about the Pokémon!
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05,
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and no comments about the Pokémon!
and it's my bash :p
No reason why we can't split up after teh pub though!
However, there are a lot of clubs in Blackpool. MC Quirkafleeg wants to go to a gay bar :)
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07,
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No reason why we can't split up after teh pub though!
However, there are a lot of clubs in Blackpool. MC Quirkafleeg wants to go to a gay bar :)
i don't think we should split up so we'll do the live indie thing
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09,
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I'd like to. I've done a picture of it though...

cfb
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53,
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cfb
I vote we go up the tower, and drop pennies on people's heads.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54,
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keep your juvenile pillockery off of the board please.
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Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53,
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click for biggyness
missing from photo, large ginger cat that was there when I was about to take the photo, and then vanished... aliens I assume...
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