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[challenge entry] Hope this would be funnier than the new "The Producers"
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# pfft
Gene rocks
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:55, archived)
# just a little something for RPS
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my shoe
taken with my crap cameraphone

*grabs coat*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# *stab*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)
# <paxman>yessssssssssssssssss</paxman>
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# hello sexy
where the FUCK have you been?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# OH GEOFFREY!
hey baby

been busy with me new job - one of those jobs where you work from the minute you arrive until the minute you leave (but still get a full lunch break!), and our bandwidth is rubbish and monitored heavily, so I`ll not be around during weekdays until such times as I leave the place or have a holiday
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# the daytime board's not the same without you *bums*
did you see my entry for 'accidentally erotic'?
it's in me profile....
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)
# haha WHAT
what on earth does that mean!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)
# from the man who could see sexiness in a fuckin filing cabinet
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)
# hump those files!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:01, archived)
# speaking of humping (!?) i saw this in Dublin & thought of yer mrs
Rogue Dublin
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:06, archived)
# you saw a sign for piss poor beer and thought of her?
charming!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Are you enjoying the new job then?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)
# em
so far so good.. it`s hectic to say the least, but there`s a lot of Unix geekdom, so it`ll be interesting if not fun

.. it`s when I go on 24 hour call things might get a bit shit!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)
# I suppose you're getting paid well for the 24 hour Unix geekdom things then
you should write a script that occasionally inserts a reply that says *bums* on the day board, so we feel more at home here ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)
# haha I could do that quite easily
but I`d have to make sure the code parsed the board and only posted as a reply to an existing thread ;)

crontab here we come!

edit: as for getting well-paid... well, I`ll let you know when I can get to the end of the month without being broke after paying the bills :(
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:58, archived)
# ha!
and bah!

I'll be seeing you around...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)
# heh
it`ll be posting throughout the day, and you`ll never even know if it`s really me ;)

/strikes fear into teh board
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Isn't that
a Beatles song lyric?

*plays funky bass-line like what The Jam nicked for "Start" *
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)
# haha what a fantastic idea for a doghorse knock-off song type thing
ccc did a fantastic beatles / jam mashup on his Revolved "album" - if you can track that down by hook or by crook, it`s well recommended

lots of Beatles music / singing with different bands` vocals or music - very clever stuff
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Your crap camera phone
takes better pictures than my crap camera phone.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Nah...
his shoes am just more photogenic
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Haha!
Do you realize how appropriate that comment is?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Errr.... nope!
*worries*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Christ on a chiropidist's wish-list!!!!!
I like the colour of your nail varnish.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Thanks!
It's called "gorgeous".
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Hurray!
and on a different note entirely:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4707354.stm
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# glasscocked by seconds.
:)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Guns don't kill people...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Rappers do
(so do the police - Woo Woo Woo)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# This is the kind of thing
that makes even me get annoyed at RPS from time to time. Honestly, there's no need.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# mongy and I were yapping about it a few weeks ago
so I sent him a photo of my arse

.. just to save you lot from seeing it

I suppose it was the equivalent of squeezing a stress ball or something (the act, not the arse)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I feel bad for him
he had to see your arse.

But yeah, it makes sense, and I understand why people have a problem with RPS/violation of guidelines/general inconsiderate posting
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)
# he posted his on the board :D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Pfft
you two make me laugh
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)
# you're right on this account
what's the point?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# The point is
I don't think people would have as much of a problem with RPS if the photos posted were in the same thread so not as to knock other stuff off the board, interesting to look at, and generally not something like a picture of one's foot.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)
# I don't mind interesting and/or funny photos
that are well done, and properly optimised. Same as for shopped images. But people see it as an excuse to post any old crap - it's the equivalent of if someone decided "Oh, lets make today 30 second paintmash Sunday"
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:00, archived)
# pance!
that's at least a 5 minute paintmash though
oooh, can I ask you a geeky question?
What html code do I need to make "image a" appear in Firefox/Opera, and "image b" appear in IE?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:03, archived)
# not as simple as it sounds!
you need to identify the browser accessing the page hosting the image; this can be done with server side code and testing the HTTP user agent, or by client side code (JavaScript)

the javascript route may be easiest and is probably the more dependable way of doing things

have a squizz here for browser detection scripts

you can test what the browser SAYS it is (some browsers can spoof and pretend to be others) using app.name or test things like the DOM (document object model) properties - these are implemented differently between browsers)

you can then use an if..then..else constuct to document.write the correct code to the page depending on your if..then (assuming javascript is actually turned on)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:10, archived)
# cool, cheers
I shall have a try
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)
# but that`ll only work if the image is displayed on a HTML page
you can`t really do it if e.g. the image was going to be posted here

in that case you`d need to <img src="...."> to a script on your server that generates / returns the image, and then you`d need to depend on the user agent being OK
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Right.
Unfortunately I am too tired/lazy to think about this now. So I shall save it to be thought about later.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)
# 30 seconds is far too long for a 'mash.
 


 
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)
# You have a fairly nice shoe.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# and yet
hideous carpet :¬)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# carpet's not mine
it's in some train station..
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Oh, well then, that's OK.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)
# oops!
how rude ;¬)

you should've 'accidentally' tripped over that concealed wire and done a claims direct on 'em
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Hello you!
I think you are teh sex
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I know the feeling.
you make me think naughty stuffs.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Kitty shred!

Edit: it needs to meow as it goes in
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Silly woman!
GIF is not SWF!

love you!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
#





could be
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: Is it wrong to laugh at this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4707354.stm
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# HANG ON A TICK!!!!
Quail - average size about 5 inches
Man - average size about 5' 5"

Vice-President - Average IQ about 5.

Ah... makes sense now.

"No Dan... let's try this one again... small... far away"
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)
# S'true.
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(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha
the internet is evil. very evil. *paranoid twitch*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# The diskettes are
dead handy though
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# yay!
The pizza cutter one is inspired.

*feels inspired to eat pizza*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# I've just spent the whole day making pizza
like, the base and everything.

I'm not Italian.

It's quite hard.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# *lifts phone*
*orders*

much easier....

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# And, in truth...
Tastier.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Frisbies, coasters...

... robot eyes...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Stencils,
wall decoration, clutter...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Arf/chuckle
But it is though!
My first isp was them!!!
/lesson learnt.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Me too!
Still clearing traces of it from my pooter.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# same here
I loved that crappy thing they had where, when you tried to log off, it would try to download 40MB of updates .. at 3.8K/s
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I forgot about that
man, the good ol' days...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Oh,yes
I'd forgot about that!
"fond memories"
Not!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# true
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I whole-heartedly reccommend
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Tiscali are alright.
2meg/s, unlimited download, £17.99/month.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Haha, true.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:17, archived)
# RPS again...
Image hosting by Photobucket
i think i'll leave the arty stuff to those who know what they're doing...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# yup
sounds like a plan. See pic directly below for an example ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# sarcasm senses
twitching
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# heh
i wasa bit worried you'd think i was being nasty actually, Wasn't the intention.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# This is very nice.
I like this.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# lovely,
nice gun.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# You are Zoot Cadillac
AICMFP

(bizarrely.... /auto-complete!)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# ooh
the world`s biggest baseball bat
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Well that was only a matter of time
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# haha
the topiary is a bit suspect though
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I doned a picture
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Brokeback Mountainous badgers?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Badgers
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Yes, LOTS of badgers!
have a postpea:
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# best of all the animals!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# RPS!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# How long has 'RPS' been going on for?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# too?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# yes.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# what?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# They believe
that RPS has been going on for too long
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# not that
i don't like people's holiday snaps, mind. But, y'know.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# At least it hasn't come to
"this is me and my mates which you don't know doing this here, and this is us doing something else here"

/hopes she hasn't given people ideas

except for maybe tweak's millie & rupie world tour...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# solly


is this better?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Gawgess
I was joking that your mash was lifelike ;)

the sun looks like a boob.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# My mum's son looks like a boob.
Oh, wait!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# aw
thats just peachy.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# RPS
A pic I took in dubai recently

look how hot it is...

*cant actually see heat but you get the idea
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Are those the towers from Half Life 2?


(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Those tower things don't look right to me...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
There... that's better.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahah
Well done!

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Never tried one of these before

and I don't have tattyshop
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# thass pretty cool
i'd put a tag on it before some bugger nicks it
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Tag
tick
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# well, it's very good
what did you use?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
#
Found it on the tinternet, Paint.net
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# that was a really good
file host (file lodge) * html sarcam tag *!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 22:05, archived)
# he's very ogasmic.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# GOOD WORK!
ive never been able to figure out how to do vector on photoshop.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# use the vector pen tool.
same as in illustrator.
Draw paths with it.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# just
posterize everything
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Gasps with vector-heracy!


(:o0
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Well
That can give a nice effect, but it's not the same.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# yeah,
maybe add some edge detection ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# or posterise and then trace
tbh that's the way i'd do it. Except I'd do it in illustrator. I like illustrator
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# have they
merged illustrator and flash yet? I like drawing in illustrator but flash is great for colouring in
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# so many people
use flash to draw in. Its amazing. I'm still totally retarded where flash is concerned.
The problem with knowing people who are great at it, is that it puts you off learning. You kind of think - wellll, I'll get them to do it instead.

But no, not merged yet.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Both of them
frustrate me something fierce.

*goes back to Print Shop, prints out banner with her name & unicorns on paper that's all connected, tears off edges, makes giant holey snake with edges, spends afternoon coloring in banner with various pink crayons*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# flash is horrible
to start with, but once you get the hang of it it's a lot of fun
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# That's true
once the term "keyframe" entered my vocabulary it was a whole new ballgame
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# onion skinning
is worth playing with
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# *so tempted to open it up*
Two midterms and an essay due tomorrow...
fuckin' inner struggle, man.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# the flood fill
in flash is ace, and then once you've filled something you can drag that area and only colour in inside that selection. it's so much easier that illustrator - or at least it was easier for me to get to grips with! I think that feature was being stuck into illustrator when they bought macromedia though
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I think the merger only recently got approved in a non-monopoly legal sort of approval sense
it`s a bit of a bad thing for competition I think, but also good for compatibility across the net

.. so long as they fix some of Flash`s dreadful crashy crashy bugs
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# This is an ace tutorial:
www.heathrowe.com/tuts/vector.asp

The pen tool is your friend :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# way better than my first attempt and my second
woooooh
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# That's good.
It also reminds me of Steptoe.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Marleytastic
I like it!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Thank you
It was ment to be Ralf Hutter ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# TEEF
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] For teh compo

smallerized
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# that is a tasty burger.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# I clicked the I like this thingy.
'cause I do!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# now i know i'm pretty...
hahaha nicely!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# RPS
on a quiet day...
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(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# for gods sake
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# it
was foggy...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# RPS - Reminds me of a time in Rio when we had a powercut
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# it's very peaceful.
is it switzerland?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# clue
in filename...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# ah omaha,
sorry about the guess, i thought i recognised that blur.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# don't
apologise, it could have been anywere really :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Oooh
subtle clue(!) Nice photo though! :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# That's actually quite beautiful.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# RPS
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# ehh?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# I made a lego minifig hold a polo
Then i put another on the other side of the polo :0
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# my golly i see it now
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# www.goatse.cx
Then try mindbleach
Cockflag
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# it may have moved but i haven't, for some odd reason, checked.
i'm waiting for goatse to sell out and get some advertising in.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah
it went to .ca

But now that appears to be down , im not sure if i'm happy or sad
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# by the sounds of it, very intrigued.
:)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah, have you heard that Meatspin's being sold?
Maybe they'll start charging for access ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hahahha....fucking ace
woo-yay! *clicks* *clicks* *clicks*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# haha
NSFLL

NFSLL = Not Safe For LegoLand
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Woo... goatse...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# haha what the fuck!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# This is my expression seeing that.
Image hosting by TinyPic
You foul pervert! ;)
Image hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# gah!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# RPS!


my friend nicola's webbed toes!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BLOODY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# CUT THE BLOODY THING!!!!!*
*takes knife out
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
i hate feet!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# This, this and THIS!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# ning tea-girl
finished your cards yet?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# no!
*sobs*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# well don't rush mine!
i'm looking forward to that being my only valentines card

/lonely blog
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# ack fanj
you know I always forget to send you one

I`ll send you some soiled underpance instead to make up for it
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# arrgggg
they give me teh fear
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# grrr...
are those two toes swearing at me?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# I'm done with the burger...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# weeird
i want webbed toes ! far more interesting than fangs. *gets out superglue*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# hahahaha*
*gets out butcher knife
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# why you got that out ?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Jools Holland
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Looks like she's
flicking me a "V" with her foot!
Cockflag
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Is she nicknamed Flipper
by any chance?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# KILL HER!!!! ONE ONE ONE ELEVENTY
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# i think they're swearing at me.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I also have webbed toes...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# don`t even think about it
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# POST IT!
im just curious.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I bet she's an ace swimmer
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# oh my god!
I have something simliar, buton the other foot!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Feeeets!!
Eeuw!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# How about this then
Image hosting by Photobucket

That's my right foot. :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# ewwww
Christy Brown must be dead jealous
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# wow
what's that due to?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# The warped little toe?
Born-in development, was supposed to have it fixed a long time ago but haven't yet.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# What the SHIT
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# how odd
I've never seen a webbed foot before
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# there`s loads of
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# that's surprisingly common
I had an ex with the same toes webbed and a former student had the same thing.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Buy her some of those
toe socks.

You know, the ones which look like gloves for feet.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# yay
got webbed toes!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ha ha
my mum has toes like that
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# For RPS - The Grand Canyon

Click to view web site.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# ow..
my eyes hurt
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# wowzah!
ace!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# You've got google earth pro
haven't you?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Nope
I took that picture myself
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Crikey
*gets vertigo*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# A-ha
America!
*points*

Have a few poorly scanned Alaskas in return
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# yay
cool
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# no, she went of her own free will
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# :)
just found some of the pictures I have on my computer from there (alas, it was before I'd entered the world of digital photography). The near constant light made the flowers there absolutely amazing.

I remember shooting 3 or 4 rolls of film in this garden in the span of around half an hour
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# ECHO!
ECHO

ECHO

ECHO

ECHO
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Oink
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Boots!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I don't know why
but that is amusing.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# the perfect animal.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# May as well get this out of my head as well
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Why did she disappear?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# ^This
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Arf!
I imagine a CDC will be along shortly...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# the b3ta effect.
i was expecting some wrist movement in the final scene.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# You rang?
Cockflag
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
run woman run!
woo yay
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Woo!
Simple, yet funny, keeping the same fixed expression on the last frames!
Cockflag
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Reversing images is an error when shaking hands is involved
I feel.

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# You're right
(smartarse)
Darn it ... hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
#



(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# his obedience to christ is amazing,
he's even stapled himself to a wooden cross.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Prezactly.
HAIL JESUS!
It was that or a 260kb gif
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# go go go!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
Or Justin Lee Collins. Who is yummy.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Hmmmm
He's a bit "professional West Country" for me. Oo ar my dear.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I want to kill Justin Lee Collins with sticks.
(The gif however, is rather groovy.)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# *bums*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# You'll regret that.
I have been violently ill recently.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# my final rps... view of my town from the air....
I forgot I had this...


Click for biggyness


taken from inside the UFO as it abducted me and some mates*



*may not be true
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# nice!
was back in Belfast last month.. ahh the lovely sight of mountains, hills, and air you could breathe

a breath of fresh air, if you will ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Nice. Anyone know where this is?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Cardiff?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Winner.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Yes!*


*no
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# slsshhshlshlllshhh
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# transparent
not transparent
transparent
not transparent
transparent
not transparent
transparent
not transparent
transparent
not transparent
transparent
not transparent
transparent


woo :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# it goes not transparent after that for me ;)
ning :D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# why hello you!
*touch*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# *spins*
*throws fist out between legs for a touch*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# That's intense
don't hurt yourself.
Come to Brum!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# you know what..
i'm going to manchester that weekend.. and am returning on the sunday.

my bus goes through birmingham that afternoon and i have the monday off work, but to go to the bash i'd need moneyz!!1 :(
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# go on.. scrape together a few bob and go and see her
give her a touch, tap, and hammer from me!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# G'wan
I'll buy you a pint or two
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# i know
but it's getting back from birmingham the next day etc.. :(

edit: hmm.. the bus is only 3 quid from birmingham to london

i'll have a think about it
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Have I seen this one before?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# not moving
flashing
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Yes, I just looked.
www.b3ta.com/board/5570487

It was a still bleeder before.

Did he shave his tongue?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Reminds me of Quentin Blake's stuff.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# My fourth RPS contribution today

Click to view web site.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# wheres that wheres that wheres that
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Blackpool
Top of the tower
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# You don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss,
you don't win friends with mindpiss.

Sorry, I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# tsk
Simpsons fan :D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Blackpool.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Blackpool innit?
Looking North off the top of the tower.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# never been...why go from one shitty seasiede town to another ?
altho brighton is probably considerably shittier than blackpool.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I live vaguely near Skegness.
It's like the poor man's Blackpool.
Quite fun though, if you know where to go.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# I went to Blackpool, put 3 hours on the car,
walked the dog on the beach and was generally so disgusted with the place that I was able to give an arriving motorist my ticket with two hours remaining on it.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Are you local then?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# No.
I am from the South West peninsular.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Devon/Cornwall?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Having experienced both
I'd say I prefer Brighton. But my best mate's from Blackpool, so I can't be too rude about it!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Are we going up the tower, so to speak?
I suspect that'll be the highlight of my day*, seeing as I hate rides.

*Except seeing you again. And Rik, and Fanj. And the others.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:49, archived)
# flip sake I`ll be driving
so NO slagging about drinking shandy* all night :(


beer/lemonande, not "hand shandy"
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# say one thing but mean another ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# the driving has put me off going to be honest
but I wasn`t gonna pay lots of money for a pretty grim train service

just gotta take it easy (i.e. just enough booze to be sober at drive time, and numb the fanjHeadPain™)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# trains are evil
lening was tryingto tempt me to go to the london bash but last time i was at a trai nsation they charged my friend £18 one way to london..bloody expensive.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
what the fuck is fanjHeadPain(tm)??
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# oh .. er..
hello Fanj!

er.. nothing

nothing at all, guv
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I like shandy, but that's 'cos I'm a girrrrl.
I hardly ever drink, because when I do, I am ridiculous.
So you'll be in good company.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# I`m used to keeping up with the rest of the b3ta alcoholics, so it`ll be an experience to have some memory of the event the next day!

usually it`s only after looking at the photos that things start to make sense
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# photos of mongy getting his cock out makes sense of things ?
craziness !
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# you don`t know the half of it
we were waiting for a tube connection at Acton (outdoor tube station) and they needed a jimmy riddle... so proceeded to piss over the live tracks

I helpfully pointed out that they were stood in direct view of the CCTV cameras - so mongy gave it a "wave"!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# he really is something else
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# what's worse is when the pony gets her baps out!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# is that your wildest dream come true ?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# yeah
pretty much
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# bless. easily pleased man.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# looks like brian`s lucky night!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I didn't drink at the last Nottingham bash
cos I was on antibiotics. I still enjoyed myself.

It also didn't affect Cheeky Boy who still stuck icing words to his forehead while performing fellatio on a banana. He also had a photo of passion with Mr Horrible. He didn't touch a drop that night...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# bloody hell..he was sober ?
hahahaha silly bugger.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# some of us need to get shitfaced for meeting you lot
you`re a scary bunch ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# i just can't help it
when i'm in the same room as a bar
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Now THAT was a good night!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# woo
at least you're saying you're coming now!

shandy my arse, we'll get you on teh alez!!11

i looked into this 'late night' place we're going.. it's live bloody indie :( can't we just find a late pub?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# nah mate
not unless you want to walk home!

I ain`t driving under the influence of anything stronger than coffee/ciggies
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# as i've said before
i'll drive! ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Fanj - I`ve spent the last 2 weeks talking to Bill and telling him not to worry about you sitting on his seat
don`t scare the bastard further!

and no comments about the Pokémon!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# who's bill?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Bill Murray
me car!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# I like live indie
and it's my bash :p

No reason why we can't split up after teh pub though!

However, there are a lot of clubs in Blackpool. MC Quirkafleeg wants to go to a gay bar :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# fair enough
i don't think we should split up so we'll do the live indie thing
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I`ll probably go to me bed after the pub :)

/nearly 40
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I've never been up the tower
I'd like to. I've done a picture of it though...

cfb
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Well, let it be settled then.
I vote we go up the tower, and drop pennies on people's heads.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Afro-Carribbeanpool.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:48, archived)
# ROFLMAO
Image hosting by Photobucket

i think it was called
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Oh gee
that's original!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# meh
first ever cdc for me sorry...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Never apologise.
keep your juvenile pillockery off of the board please.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Haha
I still love that!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Me like.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# really really
nice
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# is it just me?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# you need sex
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Are you offering?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# rps... side gate to our house this afternoon...

click for biggyness

missing from photo, large ginger cat that was there when I was about to take the photo, and then vanished... aliens I assume...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# aww yes those sneaky aliens...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)

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