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[challenge entry] WWII
Yay this compo! Paint Shop Pro seamless h4x0r madskillz



Bit shite really but that's what I do. Just got it in before school proxy killed the interweb for the night.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)
# does ones daddy pay for your schooling?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Actually the school does.
Nonetheless, guilty as charged. Doesn't necessarily make me a twat though.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 16:22, archived)
# America is Texas?
makes sense...
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# WTF
Why are Liberia fighting the Nazis?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 8:40, archived)
# Flag
I couldn't be arsed to do fifty. But the American flag with just one star was used by the military.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I did one a while back
that's only slightly different, so won't nick a new thread for it
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] USA! USA! USA!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:53, archived)
# comp it! comp it hard!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Hooray.... have another haynes manual
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Soon....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahahaa
it's spelt " 'merica " - woo!

nighty night everyone (:
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# night :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Yay!
He looks very dapper.

'ning Proddy :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# 'ning :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
glad to have seen that (*clicks*), 'cause I'm done here for today.

'night!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
# night :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# We'd probably do it, too
Although I'm not sure what we've got against Canada...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# NSFW, and clearly not mine, but this is the funniest thing i've seen today...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Le cock of glass
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I agree.
That is rather amusing.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# glasscock
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ^


the KABLAMMO in your username never fails to make me smile
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# soopah
(:
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# it is indeed glasscock
but I do like the "Owned by daddy" part in the title
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# glass cock?
*upside down, back to front question mark*Quel mierda es una 'glasscock'?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# !Esta!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Ah, thank you.
You know, I remember seeing that 'golf' trophey picture. Laughed out loud, I did, heartily.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ...
strawberry pie pie pie pie strawberry pie...

strawberry pie

strawberry pie
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Eep!
On that page is naked wimmins living in my area just dying to meet me.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# *Moves to your area*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
# You must be just round the corner from me then.


Cause it says theys in my area too!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Things like that tend to say they're in Stevenage
Which is at least an hour away from me, maybe it's to do with my ISP?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Yep, must be.


(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)
# This time it said 'Coughton'
Which puts me either South of Birmingham or somewhere near the Welsh border.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)
# yeah
my ISP is in Harrow. It works the same way.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Oooh, so could we get someone to post where it says they are
and try to figure out who their ISP is? It's like pin the tail on the donkey, except with naked women and internet topography.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:04, archived)
# what an exciting web page
apparently, i didnt know this by the way, but my daughter is fucking a black dude. well, at least we'll finally have someone in the family whos good at sports...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)
# since we're linking ... Would-be rock star plunges from bed to death
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger!
now with pretty colors
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(edit: added lil' N. Corea to the giant red tumor of evil)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Why can't the americans not bother with all this empire crap?
They should have kept the queen as a monarch, they'd be all peaceful, like the australians.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# North Korea
should be neon-orange
This compo really should be "How do British people see how American people see the world?"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# "use maps"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Not really
as anyone of any nationality can enter it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# i feel its more of a
'take the piss outa america for being so shite' sort of thing
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# you shit!
hey, long time and all....
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Haven't we already done the
dis' amerika thing?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# nice touch with australia
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Thanks, but I can't take credit
The map was already colored like this (except for the bloody red part)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:46, archived)
#
I notice that Tasmania is not on that map. That too is typical :)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oups... he did it !
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# flapperjacks!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Haversacks!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# I can't look at your username without giggling now
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# :D
me nether
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# /tickles
/shows stoke
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *falls on floor giggling like a loon*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# why is he obsessed with Stoke?
I mean, why???
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I don't know!
The name, mostly, I think.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Stoke on Trent
have you fixed it with Mr Fish to get your phone back?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Think it's going to get posted
though I now realize he doesn't have my address
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# I wasn't actually present at this point
but they spent a few hours making MrA jokes in the pub nearby...

www.b3ta.com/board/5686284
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# pfffffffft
jesus i should have come
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I dropped by the pub in the morning
and then got a call from Yeknom at about 8PM to say they were still there.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:41, archived)
# We were there until 10ish
The jokes started the night before from around 2 'til around 5 just sitting in Leningrad's living room
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I'm getting too old for all this lark
that's why I ended up taxi-ing home about 3...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i had a interview the next day
couldnt turn up hung over. damn and blast it all.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:43, archived)
# oh, this part *was* the next day
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# It started out before we went to bed
so it was still Sunday by some standards
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I got up and went out to breakfast with Pachey, Fanj and Yeknom before
we came to see you lot in the pub.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:47, archived)
# We only meant to go to breakfast...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:49, archived)
# :) so i hear.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# JACKFLAPS!!!

/ac
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# the title of your post sounds like a spam message
Kill the writer of this document!!

/edit: not any more now
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Time Team - USA Special

Poor old Tony Robinson...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Vikings
you can find vikings!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# and Natives!
Always with the Natives!

Ooohh.. AND Pirates!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# RE: Vikings
Minnesota Vikings?
Pittsburgh Pirates?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 14:22, archived)
# What's the difference between America and a pot of yoghurt?
There's more culture in a a pot of yoghurt.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# well the thing is
it was steeped in culture until the agriculturists turned up and killed everyone
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:50, archived)
# The whole history thing is even more notciable for me
"So how old's York then?"
"Well it was oficially founded in 71"
"1771? 1871?"
"No... 71, no preceeding digits"
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)
# This is like my first EVER animation, so go easy...
so go easy...
I tried to learn how to play poker by downloading various strip poker game demos. No two are exactly alike.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# By the end of each game
you were naked behind your computer?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# If by 'end', you mean 'start'
then yes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# hahah
i hope that's his tail...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# The first guy i showed it to
thought the monkeys intestines were spilling out.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# floppycock!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# RARGH!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# aragagh
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# That is almost poetic!

And definitely artistic!

And probably other words ending in ~ic (but not "arsnic").
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# atlantic?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# frantic
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# pedantic
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:32, archived)
# gigantic
cocks
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:35, archived)
# *panic*
medic!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Have you been to Oklahoma?
:D
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# awww
littel washin mashyn is brokin
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Reminds me of Dappledown Farm
for no reason at all
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# With Brian Cant!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Thassaone!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Woo! As always!
Have you ever considered doing a series of a guy that *tugs* things, Some asked me to ask, so i thought it only right, She also loves your work,
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ooo
love the colors
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] There's already a place that shows
exactly how Americans view the world.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Full of pink?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *ahem*





That's "it's a small world" in Disneyland, CA
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Arrrgh noooooo
I've got that song going round my head now
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# There is just one moon and one golden sun and a smile means friendship to everyone.Theres so much that we share thats its time we're aware, its a small world after all.ALL TOGETHER NOW!
I know the words. All of them. Bloody yanks and their shitty songs.mongaloids.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] a repost and comp picture and a toy in one


mummy you are spoiling us
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Eh?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# freedom fries
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Roses of the Prophet Muhammad?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Are these Manics Lyrics?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# No
One country, I can't remember which (Iran?) is no longer using the term "Danish" for those tasty breakfast treats
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# we are all very topical tonight
on which note i better get some sleep. I got to teach tomorrow, without any lesson plans *cries*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Which bloody eejits actually vote for these lame compos?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
# ^THIS^
and we are the eejits.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# word
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Who are the Knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads!

*doesn't vote, isn't a compo fan* but hey-ho, cannae please all the folks...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:33, archived)
# bbc belmmash
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:19, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
BELM-marsh

Just back from the Beth Orton gig. Was awesome. Sexy lady, in a very kooky kind of way!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# braw!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Googled and agreed.
Also, am I the only person on Earth what thinks KT Tunstall is very attractive?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# no, she is
Just in an odd way
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Huzzah!

Spitroast?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
# no
/veggie
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:29, archived)
# You're not..
... I would
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Sorry
not a footballer
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:45, archived)
# no
.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# nope
i think she's cute.

Case of sod's law tonight, bought my Boosh tickets..front row seats. Then find out my fave band Maximo park are doing Royal Albert Hall same night. It's also the last time i can go out for at least a year or so (cos i'll have my baby to look after).
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:36, archived)
# BOOSH

BOOSH
BOOSH
BOOSH
/went last night
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:44, archived)
# :D
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Nope
IKt's a worksheet my reception year son bought home from school!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
There's a lot to be said for kinaesthetic learning.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:28, archived)
# RIS :s
anyways bedtime for me...

laters b3tans
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
for a second i thought "but what's changed"

*belms*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *bnnnrrrrrrrrllmm*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Showoff!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# cor nice!
like the 3d effect
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Oooh
the cunningness. And the brute owl-strength.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# NO WAI!
woo! yay!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# woot woot
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Too wit,
Too

Woo!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# hurrah
well done
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:38, archived)
# super!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Image challenge
It's turning into more of a 'Britain according to the yanks' challenge...but while we're at it

"England, that's in London, isn't it?" - Eminem
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/talk/
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# "England is just one big boring biscuit."
- Alice Cooper
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# And it's like poking fun at the slow kids in class
or winning a medal at the special Olympics.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# That's not much
of an image.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Wales? That's in England, right?
Most random yanks...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hehehe
Birming'HAM'
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:19, archived)
# *touches*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)
# s'what ms ship says
I didn't want to bring the whole thing up...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Arsery


Arse.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Image challenged?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:19, archived)
# NSFW anyone?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Haha


/Would
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Oh Yer!
Low maintenance, hassle free etc etc
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# haha
and no "where's this relationship going?" talks ...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# And cleans up after itself,
Bonus!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:25, archived)
# how is that NSFW?
we have two of those at the office
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I want to work in your office!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# I read that as:
"I want to wank in your orifice"
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)
# of course
you did ;)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# That depends
are you a voluptuous young blonde woman?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)
# I can be.

I can be anything for you *pouts*.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:23, archived)
#
You're a very clever sexay person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Er, well, gosh, crikey

(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Haha I get it now!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)
# hehehe
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Rather good that man!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:12, archived)
# hahahhaha!
cos it's true
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# pfffft!
ace!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I don't get it?
Hugh Grant isn't alone on that island?
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Unless I misunderstand. . .
It has to do with the fact that people often don't put their own, current picture on dating ads. I have dealt with this myself -- was it a picture of her? Yes, when she was 15 years younger and 100 lbs. lighter!
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# No
It's to do with this
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Ah
missed the compo designation.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Blimey
My first Front Page after 3 years at B3TA :)
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Yes Very Good
you deserved the fp!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Mr Fright is just a click away.


(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# That's
Nicholas Gurewitch.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Unfortunately...
As an american I admit that is so true.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hahah
Cheshunt. I live there.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Just answer the question! Is there... any more... ice-cream?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCKIN WOOOOO!!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Haha!
That is ace, that is.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)
# pffft
thats ace that is

*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:12, archived)
# naughty jeremy
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Thinking of Shakespeare
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

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