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# Wangaaa
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Meet Dotty. Be nice now.

GO LARGE
(monkeypiratezombie boobies are magic, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# kill
minx?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# kill tril?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# faster pussycat... trill, trill, trill!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I press escape to decide what type of tril to wear!
hooray tril!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Another RPS Pic

Click to view web site.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# thats not real though
thats a fake photo.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# must resist... urge...
to draw hands at the arches... must... resist
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# that's an interesting bridge
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)
# That's lully.
Wish I were there.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Have some pictures from that lesbins spottir bash
at HEBDINS BRIDGE

tagging is a big pile of wank... took far too damn long.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Woo
I'd post my Blackpool ones but they all came out how I was seeing things last night, dark, blurry and confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# i wish i could have gone to that damn bash
but i was all of the skint.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Shame.
You missed some unsupervised crazynesss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I remember cycling to hebden bridge weeing in a nettle field having huge sores on my legs and my sister throwing up into the river
/childhood memory blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ah
those treasured childhood memories
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# it's funny that all the memories that tend to stick with you
often involve yours or others embarassment and often pain...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I think I blocked it all out
either that or it's senile dementia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# that was yesterday darling
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# when I'm back in Rochdale, another one must be organised and I'll cycle over get very drunk and try to cycle back
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Now that sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Drunk Bicycling is one of the best activities in the world
I reckon by rights it should be an extreme sport because:
a. it's dark usually
b. you're pissed
c. you're on roads
d. you find signs for 'clitheroe' hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# All good reasons.
I have to admit driving back from Blackpool I laughed at both signs for clitheroe and the river ribble.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
he lives at the vere top, the hills are absolutely freakin ridiculous.

I'm sure Druid will organise another one, otherwise there will be another Hudds bash round October/November time
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I might not cycle to hudds I have a distinct feeling I wouldn't make it back
haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# not when your bike has been nicked three times
before you even get out of Huddersfield on the A640... mmm cack side of town
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
www.pleasesponsormeforthings.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Repost, but board was slow last night and it took me dodding ages!

(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# So is Superman getting dressed?
woo for supercock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# erm.
Apparently, or hes crying at the impending superbumming.
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# superman clearly detonated with such force
that it's seeping out of the poor child's eyes.

just think about his damaged internal organs for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
#
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# whereas this piece of crap

took me all of about 30 seconds
(also pearost slow board last nite in the same thread as this excellent picture involving superman anal action)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I lied.
Didnt take me too long, i was just making excuses for the pearost.

loved the basalt!
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# everyone loves basalt!
it's just rock!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Pffft ...
that's ace. ly random.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# you've
got the fontage perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# used..
The original font and just moved things around, keeps that vintage look.

Cut and paste are you friends :)
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i've actually seen this before
(and i don't mean when you posted it last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# yeah
i was thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Well must've been in a different form
Because i swear by the trident of Sir Bobby Davro, that i done that there pic!
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I believe you
I'm not saying it's not yours/made recently, just commenting that it exists elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Well you had to believe me..
I mean i swore on Sir Bobby Davro's Trident.
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# there was a front page of this comic cover with superman saying something about it going in dry...
so this may well be his version of the same gag - credit to him for that...

but credit taken away again for reposting it in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# -
Hangs head in shame
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# you wont win blind date again by reposting in new threads...
bung em in existing threads to keep the really new stuff on the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I won Blind Date once
...he was perfect, but neither of us were really looking for a relationship so we went our seperate ways
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Can you really "win" Blinda Date tho?
I mean everyome kinda loses.

If only i'd known.
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# For RPS - Flood in my back garden.

Click to view web site.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Your back garden is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)
#
and wet
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Like a nappy in a landfill.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# like sex with a dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# You would know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# like lidl multi-vegetable drink
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# is there nothing
that lidl can't take a variety of and make into processed fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I thought about this
but I suspect they could make multi poultry juice.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# yay!
fizzy chicken sports fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# like a used tampon
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# like decaffinated coffee
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# like you after a shower
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# like the sex I had last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)
# like reading Nuts in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# like trying to snog ribena
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# like trying to drown Gorge Bush but failing
because he is a witch.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# like spicy-pakora induced diarrhea
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# like the creatures Noah didn't put on the Ark
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# like the England rugby team taking a shower
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# like "your maw"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# like your sister in a wet t-shirt competition
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# like Branston Water Park, Burton-on-Trent
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# like kissing your gran
(with tongues)
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# like the movie Waterworld starring Kevin Costner
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Like Arbroath
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# like Glen Miller and his band
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# like a school swimming competition
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# like pickled radish
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# like when David Blaine escapes a watery grave
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# like the Khazikstan Olympic mens 400m medley swimming team
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# like fermented mare's milk
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# like an iPod submerged in urine
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)
# like peeing blood
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# like Gaijintendo's copy of I Love Horses magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# like waking up from a dream that you are being chased by Lisa Riley
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)
# like soggy homebrand corflakes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)
# like the mediterranean sea
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Like RPS in a thunderstorm
so your computer 'splodes!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# like a seat at a bingo hall
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 22:21, archived)
# I suppose you look upon it
like you've got a pond for free.

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Yay
Major rain storm back in 2002, I have not seen the like since.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:20, archived)
# 2002...
I deleated out the bit about rain, given how fucking obvious it was... *doh*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# well
I do live in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
#
so this is a 3 year old picture of your garden full of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I tried walking on my hands last night
haven't tried a handstand for probably 9 years, I didn't fall and I managed to actually go a little way

/exercise blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# sounds more like a
/drunk blog to me
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# actually I was sober
I think it was more a

/I wonder if I can actually walk on my hands, technically I should have a certain ability due to the balance and strength I've gained from climbing, but will I cope being upside down blog
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I used to be known, when drunk
for challenging people to commando pressups in the pub. These consisted of a handstand against a wall then you do press-ups ( downs? ) to make your nose touch the floor and back up to arms locked. I was never beaten ( because if you never did it before the technique would elude you ) and was always good for 25 or so even when ripped to the tits. Sadly I am riddled with arthritis now and can't touch my frigging toes let alone show off in pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I reckon I could do one of those, but I'd probably try and break my nose
so I shalln't for now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# You sound like the sort of person
that when walks into a tube carriage, someone instictively pulls the emergency chord with teh fear...

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# meh.
People always strive to sit NEAR me on the tube! I never take my guns out of the house....
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I tried to sleep last night
but got woken up my the worst stomach cramps I've had in years and feeling really sick. I've been awake since about 4am and i feel like absolute shit. Even my ears hurt.

/health blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh dear, that's not good at all
any idea at all what it might be?

hope you feel better soon
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# thank you.
I had it for about 4 days a week ago. i couldn't eat anything. Then i got better for a few days and now this again. I have no idea what it is :(
Even better, I have 2 deadlines I have to meet by the end of the day, and the work really isn't going that well.

/feeling sorry for myself blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)
# if it's recurring a doctor's appointment wouldn't go amiss
even if you're fixed tomorrow, still might be worth an investigation, good luck with your work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# whats really annoying i that I've only been
at a new job for a few months. When i sarted i said 'I'm hardly ever ill' because I'm not. 3 months in and i already had 2.5 days off work. Thats more time than I've taken off in the past 2 years. (Including weekends, really. nothing like being self employed).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I've been going down with colds quite a lot recently and I'm usually the same,
maybe it's the year that all the one's that are virtually never ill to be struck down by a new form of plague...?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# You could be pregnant
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# noooo
i think you should make a phone call to your quacks or at least have some relative around to keep tabs on you. nothing worse than a spot of food poisoning or tummy buggness.

/concerned blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# meh
I actually burst into tears in the middle of the night. Go figure. Didn't help. Gave me a headache.
Anyway. Mr P has finally woken up now. If I could face food or water I guess he'd do the honours, bless him.

/girl blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# but it's Sunday
and the pub is open!

/chauvenist blog


( get some soup, My old gran always fed me full of soup sick or not. She reckoned soup would fix anything that a cup of tea failed to do ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# motor sport is on soon
he has to stay in ;)

Nil by mouth for me, i think. Ack.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# pah!
tell him if he was any kind of motorsport fan he'd have been up at 5.45am as I was eager to watch the Malaysian grand prix! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Silly flood!
Garden is not aquarium
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Builds ark


/boat
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Non euclidian portals are fun.
Everyone should support the use of insane space deformations in game engines and level design... in a way of their choosing.

sorry about image size, it looks like shite if scaled down further.
(Kezza, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Woo Yay
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)
# semi visible bum
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)
# alas
clothing has censored it!
(Kezza, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hurray
'the unknown'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# it doesn't -
it looks nicer:
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)
# meh, i think it's too blurry
and it makes all the lines too fat.
(Kezza, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# fair enough
I think it looks less jpegged and the lines are smoother/more flowing. But its your pic, and a nice one too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
#
aww your lines aren't fat, babe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you should ink them
either by hand or in flash/illustrator if you are really concerned about your lines. They look so much better when inked and posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)
# very nice
no troll's feet this time ;)

Do you mind if I color that this afternoon. I'm not totally shit at it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
#
didn't you reference a tutorial for colouring?

edit/tis a wunnerful pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I referenced
www.digitalarttutorials.com and a fella called Brian Haberlin ( who is one of the ultimate illustrators, he's worked on all the comics and films ) who makes tutorials for illustrators and sells them at his site. For what they teach you about tattyshop they are well worth $25.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
#
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# this is worth a read about Brian if you are interested in that kind of thing.
newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6938
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# i'd
say that was pretty damn good
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# very
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# go for it!
btw, that image is incredible.
(Kezza, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# a little games
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# *blank stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hmm
GOOSEMANAGEMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# is this funny?

?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# more geese!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# That chap has caught goose throat
If he was more careful with his guzzling he wouldn't be in this foul condition
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)
# I love that goose more than anything
except daleks.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5766642
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Aiiiii
death by recursiveness
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I prefer Geese
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# You lose.
The correct answer was "They're my friends".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
#



?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# BoNK! BnoK! KnBo! OBnk! KnoB!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# wuhtafuh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I found this hypnotic

and yes I deleted something
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# you cant evade my justice!
*justices*
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# 'ningaling jessie!
your Rohypnol piccy got me in some serious shit the other day, I sent it about commenting that its the spitting image of a mate, he didn't take it well, shall I get a piccy of him for a comparison?
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Heheh, sure!

But don't let Sync see, he's already been compared to Eamon Holmes and he wasn't exactly flattered I suspect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# what?
you mean like Eamonn, but fatter? ;) ( I hope he's gone ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# I am
don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# thank god for that
I could have got in trouble there ;) 'ning/'noon fella. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I'm going to award this
The first click of the day.

If you cut out the block at the bottom and the spot at the top left from the face layer it'd be really ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# God
you want the moon on a stick you do
*starts shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)
# 'tis done surrr
(said in oirish servant voice)
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)
#


unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I lost my hypno-stick
wonder if they have any of those too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# YAY! It's the bloke from Keane!
Compare and contrast:

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# everybody changes and I was born in a different century
LOOK AT MY MOONISH FACE, MOOON FACE DE LUNA
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
#
that made me giggle like a drunken taxidriver
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I never noticed he had a square face!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# .
TUBES!!
(Gowbo, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)
# I just made this Keef:
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# haha
Papery
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# yarg
that's fairly alarming
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# did someone just delete something?
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I suspect someone's just about to...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# didnt you see it?
twas something about soviet photoshopping with two old photos made into an animation
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Jesus you don't get anything past you lot
here it is
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# heh
damn you capitalist quo pig!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
pictures animate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)
# its a simple yet effective format
and one which I love!
glassco.cx/search?q=%22in%20soviet%20russia%22&board=&order=
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)
# NOOOOOOOoooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# some stealthy posting going on.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Perhaps someone is about to delete something?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# *hands towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:20, archived)
# .
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Government health and safety campaigns are getting better.
wooyay to you my friend
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# that'll teach her
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:07, archived)
# I'm frightened of it's size.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *deja vu*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
# 51kb
why?
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I think he means pixels...
.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# but does that really matter?
.
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Sure it does.
The pic would be far more effective if I was able to fit the picture on my monitor, and it's not exactly pleasant having a victim of battery taking up my entire screen whenever I go past this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# but a magenta cartoon penis is ok?

"I suppose as long as it's a small penis, said the choirboy to the preist"

(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)
# not really.
it's very boring.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# OMG how can you say that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what about -

www.myspace.com/
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# what about it?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I can smell Rupert Murdoch's crotch
just looking at that link.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
don't you just want to lick it?
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# where
can i find the original of that goober?
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)
# yeah.
smashing women in the face until they bleed always makes me laugh too. Maybe she'll even die! Hahahahahah.

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)
# you feel it to don't you?
I knew I wasn't the only one.

Do you use a soldering iron?

That is sooooooo funny the the way they squirm about, ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh.
The nurse says it's time for my medication, so I'll have to go now.
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)
# yeah.
yadda yadda yadda. great.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Have this
For no other reason than that I could.
(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# You could do that....
...your girlfriend is a very luck/sore girl
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Simply perfection.
(Pseudonym, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# heh
that and it's a quick and easy animation : )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Oy, you
Where's my breakfast? it's practically lunch time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I'm off to bed again with a cup of tea.
You know how it works!

You want one? What do you take in it?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *giggles*
Whatever works best ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Entry

I have a confession to make,
It's been a while since my last compo entry

(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Pffft
Very good


*hates vacuum cleaners*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Brilli
ant :)
(spinoza, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I don't get that
Should I get that? *tired*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this with massive hangovers on top
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:50, archived)
# your fishnet top did give me teh fear..
but not as much as your penchant for BURNING things
(lunus loves tizer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)
# but burning is good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hmmm
there's good burning and bad burning

good burning:
old photos of ex's while singing songs in satanist tongues

bad burning:
friction burns on knees.
(lunus loves tizer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I see your point.
Carpet burns are bad burns. So is Pete Burns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ..
and Mr. Burns
(lunus loves tizer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ^this
'ning you loons. Fantastic night, much respect and love to in vino veritas for organising.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# ^ this
If I was the hat wearing type it'd be off to her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# 'ning.
Wish I lived somewhere people drank beer.

Out of interest, read the filename and I'm off for a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Pffft
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:55, archived)
# cryptic.
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# whats a file name
*still here*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Still
or back?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Well, I didn't want to be too blatent, but . . .
Well . . .

This isn't fucking flikr.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# sorry
I can delete that photo if you like
(fannyface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:06, archived)
# 'ning!
I was up a lot earlier, but alas all you bastards were still in bed.

In the interim, I watched a couple of hours of Titchmarsh talking about geology and I've got the horn. Or maybe that was due to having the lovely in vino veritas sat on my knee last night.

Either way, I'm pleased to announce you're all freaks, weirdos and I can't wait to meet you all again.

edit: congrats to in vino veritas organising and milknosugar for being the ringleader of the uncomfortable start to preceedings!
(lunus loves tizer, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:10, archived)
# The Sunday Times sucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *groans*
Reel photo Sunday sucks.
(Don't touch me! I'm ticklish, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Gay Dummies for RPS
(fannyface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# heh
yes they are

I see an ä back there
May I assume you are from the nordic region?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Yes
Well done!
I'm in Helsinki.
(fannyface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Malmö
Sweden :)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:56, archived)
# great
(fannyface, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Err I suppose this is more up Popbitch's street but they are shut on sundays

they are a pair of postcards that fell out of a book I got from a charity shop, and I can't substantiate anything they say but they are interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Did you boil your brain last night?
Incidently, I missed Nork Watch this month, but I think it was page 322.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
prince andrew had some trouble with a sailor.
(leftehhhh, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Hurrah for repost sunday

and my frankly shocking hangover
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# does RPS suddenly stand for Repost sunday or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# yes
if you like
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Nor me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Dunno what yr all on about
/ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# We are siamese, if you please...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# um
ok?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# well in that case
click

mod edit, sorry but it's not really SFW. (FAQ If you're not sure why)
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
clicky

mod edit, sorry but it's not really SFW. (FAQ If you're not sure why). I should've linked it the first time i saw it really, but didn't have time. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# His pea-pea is all green!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)
# And he has simply marvelous Boots on.
The idea that this could be some sort of Hulkatious docking scene had not occured before and now I feel soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
#
the boots *are* fab
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# My wife has a pair of those boots
100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# that still disturbs me
but woo again you pea roast pearoaster.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# um
may I ask why you've blacked out their elbows?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Phallic elbows

This is sadly 100% a recognised pr0n concept
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I'll see your eyebrow
And raise you another eyebrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:53, archived)
# motion capture dots!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Nah
let's don't, and say we did
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
# who arew those guys?
and ning
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning matey
christ am tired (not due to drink for once)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning
Jeccster, didn't see you all the way down here
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Good morning and Goodnight!!!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(|insertnickhere|, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# cRISp?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Very pretty
although I feel that it would have been better without the balloon as it's too saturated in comparison with the more subtle tones of the sky and flowers which would be lovely just by themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# im guessing that without the baloon..
it's just a copy and paste job
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Ah I see
nick some nice art and stick a balloon on it - makes perfect sense to me.

Now where's that Monet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:16, archived)
# evening
(riedacher_bertram, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Considering the reaction, I'm glad they didn't try to use the original ad campaign
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Ah I saw him from that DVD
which I've forgotten the name of now (t'was poor) but was basically a Manson Family style blood-bath romp.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# House of 1000 corpses or the sequel, The Devil's rejects?
both highly amusing I thought, particularly the clown humor.
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:06, archived)
# The Devil's Rejects
that's the one. I expected more horror and less Mansonesque farting about - I seem to have missed the comedy element though.

I've never seen House of 1000 Corpses although I've heard the title, I must amend this asap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Kind of shit watching Devil's Rejects before House of 1000 corpses.
They are sort of dependant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# yes
although the main menu on House of 1000 corpses DVD is entertaining
(goober, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Braveheart
?
(johndoe - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
caption
'Don't worry! it's not my blood my friend...'
/caption

Edit: Best quote ever
“Harry Potter says it. Everyone says it.”
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:04, archived)
# "welcome to disneyland"
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 10:05, archived)

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