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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

*hands 34 business cards*

give one to your mates

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

fucking merkans!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

oh crap no

Was maybe hoping to go to the US within a month. :-(

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

The story says

you'll be fine until after September. =)

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

I would visit the US

if it wasn't for stupid policies such as this.

I'd love to see this fascinating, rich and diverse country and spend all my British pounds there too, but since they stuck my four year old nephew in a machine to sniff him for who knows what, I shall spend my British pounds in Britain.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)

My opinion of the USA

Having visited Seattle, Detroit, Washington DC and New York is that... most places are really dull compared to New York, and most suburbs, (like Ann Arbor 30 miles from Detroit) are REALLY fucking dull.

If you go, go to somewhere with a bit of life-- NY-- mebbes San Fransico or somewhere like that. Everywhere else inbetween is very very dull. Unless you like going to the mall for your only amenity.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:54, archived)

Surely

there is life to be found somewhere outside of the cities, isn't there?

I half fancy doing an anthropological study, taking in all the states and employing field techniques on the inhabitants..

There must be a pulse beyond the mall.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:59, archived)

What will you do

on the second day?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:04, archived)

ahhahahaha

rest;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:16, archived)

visiting the yankee 'burbs

would e like going on holiday in Middlesborough. Only with cheaper petrol

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same as yours, but on fire will explosively decompress on, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:26, archived)

You'll like living in an Orwelian society

*waves hands*

I promise!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

Checklist

1) Bank statements for last 10 years
2) All correspondence for the last 5 years
3) Current CV (authenticated and signed by all employers)
4) Details of parents, grand parents and great grand parents, paying particular detail to political persuasion.
5) Large bribe for customs officer
6) Lube in case of search
etc.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:49, archived)

*signs up for chip implant*

;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:51, archived)

i like it!!

ya know they're pertectin' us from dem terrierists

^^^truth^^^

^^^roffle!!11!!!!^^^

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)

oh dear...

This is what revision did to me today!

This will probably be huge, so have a thumbnail.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

She's happy, if a little wonky.

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

why oh why oh why did I read that as

"wanky"

have a woo! though

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

^This

I was just clever enough not to admit it.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

*slaps you both*

- for good measure, you understand.

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

"was" being the operative word here?

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

arf

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

likes it.

chibi misato?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

Not

deliberately!

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

well

it doesnt look like ritsuko.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:47, archived)

penis legs!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

bum hands!

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

HAM!(@*()!*@

..............................................................................................

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

IT'S

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

FIRE

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

for fucks sake...

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

put some water on it.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

You need to review your b3ta memes

silly monkey.

Woo to the drawring, by the way.

(Rogue Sausage, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

thx.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:30, archived)

thats rather woo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:38, archived)

FUCKING

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

FIRE

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

Yays!!!!!111oneeleven

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:25, archived)

argh

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

why do i always read that as

"it bums!"?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

burns bums.... its so hard to tell the difference these days.....

/autocomplete

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

BUT IT WASN'T A DREAM!

/autocomplete

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:53, archived)

FLAMING HAMS, BATMAN!

(Dooley, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

Hamtorcher.

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:27, archived)

-touches-

why does it have eyes?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:37, archived)

and then..........

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

blazing saddles!

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

Magnets at dawn

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

A clockwork orange

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

High Noon

or Duel in the Sun.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

High noon?

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

The Three Amigos

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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

schindlers list?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

Rutting A Deformed Otter Mountain?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

Finding Nemo

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

Magnets at dawn 2?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

some near misses there ...twas in fact

Sleepless In Seattle ...2 !

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

Sleepless in Seattle 2: Magnets and Otters Rutting?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

Right

again

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out?

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:28, archived)

Magnets at Dawn 3: Reverse Polarity?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:31, archived)

Magnets At Dawn IV

Sleepless In The Saddle.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:39, archived)

The Good and the Ugly?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:42, archived)

...

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

Hurrah for seal clubbin'

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:10, archived)

Huzzah to ptolemy

Huzzah!

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:10, archived)

hurrah indeed!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:23, archived)

have I not seen that somewhere before?

have a Pffft! & a woo! ~~withheld pending further replies~~

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:10, archived)

You may have

but rest assured I did honestly think of it all by my lonesome.

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

I think

Prodigy69 took that pic and replaced the club with an inflatable hammer

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

I think you are correct....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

I know that image

well there was this posted just before USA fucked Falluja and all who lived there, in retrospect should have replaced the club with a white phosporus bomb. Chemical weapons, you know they make sense.

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lord bofingham, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:43, archived)

Macca and Pegleg would be mortified

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

which is a good thing

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

Mankind eh?

what a bunch of pointlessly money grabbing fucking cunts.

Here you go, watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=udAhP-Cu4tY&search=Seal%20hunt

fucking disgusting

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

what fucking bastards!

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

*Takes off glasses*
*Rubs temple*

(WiggZ, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

Oh deary me Sir

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:36, archived)

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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

????

Why does that look familiar?

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

left=joes web cartoon

right=bert, the raccoons

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:21, archived)

evening all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

hahahah

daft!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

madness

edit: does anyone have the source pic of the a-team van thingy?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

erm..

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=a-team%20van&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:13, archived)

I think they mean the inside view one

I think

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

in that case

yer on yer own....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:18, archived)

hmmmmmmmmmm

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st3x, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Hahahah!

Yes!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Well done.

*grins*

/Earthworm Jim
Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Oh god, don't remind me of that

(MasterOfStoats, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

#Earthworm jim#

*dances and sings*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

how ridiculously ace

have an unpside down woo

MOO

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

ha ha haaa

yay! Mooooooooooo

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

have a woo

and a TJ

So..

Yay! My Jean Michel Jarre "Aero" CD/DVD arrived today (eBay £4 brand new)

Boo! My DVD player is borked.

Yay! I can play it on my PC

Boo! But the noise of the PC would distract from the music...

Yay! My mate just loaned me his player.

Boo! His player does not have DTS surround

Yay! But my brothers does

Boo! He wont be back until later tonight

Yay! So I will be able to listen to it in all its glorious surround goodness on my new system

Boo! my bloody ear infection just returned... after all that faffing about to get a player that works, I am going to be deaf in my right ear for a week.... therefore making the entire exercise a waste of time..

fucksocks

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

sounds like a lucky escape to me

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:15, archived)

not really.. as I had the mp3 of it

but it was a crap bit rate so I wanted the original, but (being a tightwad) did not fancy paying full price for it... so i waited until the price dropped....

I likes all electronic music me...

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:20, archived)

Nice taste, sir.

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:22, archived)

haha

madness

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:08, archived)

brilliant!

i am clicking this hard

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

Shirley Bindun?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

arf

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homonk, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

arf

but I hope that bandwagon doesn't raise it's ugly head again

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

Bandwagon you say?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

haha!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:05, archived)

don't mess with the do-gooders

they are willing to go to jail for a few days for the cause (but would prefer suspended sentence and comunity service)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

I like this

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

Ohhh

what a loverly shade of magenta!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:26, archived)

I'm depressed.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

Join the depressed club!

It's depressing!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

just dont go all emo on us

be the fun kind of depressive

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

like the ones who sit on the bus with a huge pair of scissors

after taking the wrong medicine?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

Yay!

Self harm is a GO-GO!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:04, archived)

Depressed?

Get thee to a livejournal. Or a nunnery.

(Toist, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:06, archived)

arf

i have an image in my head now of a kids tv show with puppets - a bit like thunderbirds, but all emo and depressed. When the alarm goes of they say "Self harm is a GO-GO!", then all get scissors out.

I think I need to sleep.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:07, archived)

'shop it.

I'll click I like this for it!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:11, archived)

I'm on the craptop

I have no tattyshop to use and I am rubish without my lovely tablet. but otherwise I would.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

program it into your mind

to remember to do.

All I have to play with is a craptop. : (

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:16, archived)

I'm only a few meters away from the other one

but I'm all comfy, and the craptop keeps my legs all nice and warm

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:17, archived)

Ah.

MAcbooks. Am jealous.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

Bindun?

she'd bindun by half the Household Cavalry, prior to being completely fucked by Mercedes.

TJ: Just overheard on Naturewatch on BBC: "Let's go look at the great tits" - hurrah!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

pffft

rood

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

lolz!!!!!elevntyone

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ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:50, archived)

lolzorz!1

Downsyndrome bush

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

Mmmm.

Did you know they have to shrink his meals with a shrinking ray before he can eat them? Such is the curse of a teeny mouth.

(Toist, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

baybeeee wruuuufffth

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

ROCKY D.!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

This is my new song - it's called sunlight on my face

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:12, archived)

hahahahahaha

These things are good:
ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley,
seeing monkeys in the trees,
the rain on my tongue,
and the sun shining on my face.

These things are a drag:
dust in my hair,
holes in my shoes,
no money in my pocket,
and the sun, shining on my face.

mmm.. Rocky Dennis in drag

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:19, archived)

two other things that are a bit of a drag are:

1) Having Cher as a Mum
2) Having a head shaped like a monkey nut

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:24, archived)

The bikers in that movie

were people my aunt hung around with in the 1970s. I remember going to the toy store with them as a child and the big studderinig guy playing on the floor with me, though he didn't really studder. He was just a big goober. 100% OF FACT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:29, archived)

haha

that's cool

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:33, archived)

it's confirmed then -

he's a little cocksucker

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

It's the curse

of American politics...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:09, archived)

Me likey

Tony Doesn't

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:32, archived)

pearoast, but i deleted it so its allowed

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

is it?

I thought that just annoyed folk more......

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

really?

first i've heard, i apologise if that is, indeed, the case

(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

I got smacked down once for it

despite making major changes to the file and everything

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

Is it?

I thought that just anno.........hey, wait a second!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

Ashually

no it isn't allowed.

Hello relatively new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

eh?

so deletion and pearoast is not allowed?

Strange. Must be a new addition to the FAQ.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

It's a repost.

If he deleted it after 30 seconds, fine, but if he deleted it once off the 1st page of images and post it again, that's rough on the art of other people, pushing it down further. That am bad. But I've just returned from having my tea, and am just pronouncing on stuff I don't actually know the details of, like a plonker.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

That's OK mate

we don't know the details of what you had for tea, so it all balances itself out ion the end.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

phew!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:14, archived)

bored nazi?

(Undercovers, Tue 30 May 2006, 22:23, archived)

you are allowed to pea roast in a

reply to a thingy
I think provided that you dont tell anyone so that they are fooled into thinking that it was from a long time ago.

and only if your sure it was so shit everyone has forgotten about it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:54, archived)

pearosting in replies is ok

but remember - reposts always attract more reposts

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

indeed

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drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:00, archived)

hmm, i see

sometimes its nice to throw in something new to confuse people. i allways prefer replys to posts

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:03, archived)

fucking beautiful.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 30 May 2006, 21:50, archived)

thanks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 May 2006, 0:37, archived)

NINJA BEATS PIRATES

For, under the cover of darkness, ninjas know how to have fun...

I'm so very, very sorry...

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

see

NINJAS is evils.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

You

can talk

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

waaatchiiit

i know where you live

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

Funnily enough

So do I

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

Silent but deadly

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

haha

i thought they were smiles at first!

woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

Pffft!

Great!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

theres nothing stealthier

than a wanking ninja
woo!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

The new range of Gail Porter dolls were nearly ready..... but

there was something scary about one of them....

*shudders*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

I don't understand the deal with Gail Porter

She's getting all these programmes about how she overcame losing her hair and.......

hold on, she lost her hair through stress, not some major illness. Millions of people lose their hair, many through far worse traumas like chemotherapy. Why should she be applauded for never having gone off the telly despite being a bit bald?

If anything there should just be a program about how fucking stupid the world is that this sort of thing is an issue.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

cute looking wee thing that

lost her hair?

EDIT:

well, yes... I tend to agree when I see things like "brave" and "battled against hair loss" I mean... hello.... how do you "battle" that, and how is it brave? (sez he who is almost bald anyway)

however, I always liked her, and still would.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

all her hair fell out from alopecia (or whatever) because

being a rich celebrity is so stressful.

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

it`s probably cos she was dicking the guy out of Toploader

biggest cringe I ever did (possibly) was sitting in a pub in Waterford having a pint and waiting for some mates.. overheard a few people at the next table - main bloke says "oh yeah that song is one of the best I`ve ever heard, and I can really relate to it"

cunt

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:47, archived)

I bet the temptation to smash a pint glass over their head and run was unbearable

although i can relate to toploader, because i have a video recorder from the 80's with the same manual loading appendage. man those things were built to last 20 years we've had that and it still works (the video recorder that is not the band)

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:58, archived)

Dr. Who is looking for an old Betamax..

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:02, archived)

haha you and your bloody lights

.. she used to be OK looking too.. now she looks like a potato

a baldy potato

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:42, archived)

They look pretty scary even without the lights.

Brazil springs to mind.

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

mmm...

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:44, archived)

I don;t know what you mean?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

Hmmm

Original linky?... looks around nonchalantly

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:49, archived)

for which?

when I first posted it? the woman or the doll head? (mind you, I couldn't tell you where they are from now, I did that a few weeks back)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

*Sobs quietly and decides to regain some dignity*

I don't know what you're talking about... I was only joking. I certainly wasn't after some cheap bikini model thrills.

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

"looking for cheap bikini model thrills?"

"Then go to www.cheapbikinimodelthrills.com"

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 30 May 2006, 21:01, archived)

AARGH!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

^that

to both

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:48, archived)

he he he, nice...

and thanks for that badge yesterday for profile, have been putting it to
good use this evening, I feel as if I've never been away from the job.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

PIRATES BEAT NINJAS

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

you sir

get a woo. and a click

(bryony*niamh kneecaps exist to be hit with clawhammers., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

thats not a real ninja

the pirate would never have seen him coming

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

YARRRRR!

Pirates rule! *Clicky*

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:39, archived)

Hehe

So so true

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Mr Jamie, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

'ning

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

Me too.

Shouting is great. Woo!

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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

^THIS!

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

^THAT!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

^the other thing

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

^AND THE OTHER^

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:46, archived)

hurray

do it!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

YES

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:43, archived)

At last

Final conclusive proof that a Jaffa Cake is actually a cake. Not a biscuit.

Repost. From when I got bitched at:

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ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:33, archived)

I shall incessantly rant towards you again

because clearly it hurts your feel0rz

*rants*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Yes

Now I'm crying. I hope you're happy

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ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

I am neither puzzled nor concerned

as to the confectionary status of said producty. All I know is that they are absolutely brilliant and taste as such.

Apart from that I couldn't care less of they were made from ground up voles.

edit: Oi! 11 months and 11 days! hooray for 1111

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

when was it ever disputed?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

theres a bloody huge clue

in the actual name of said confectionary

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

Yes

But theres actually a lot of dispute

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ivystopia Last seen on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

"a lot" being one persons blog

that no one replied to?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

those people need girlfriends

or better still, sterilising

*has my Francis Galton hat on today*

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

much better

by the way - are you related to darktowers?

*does a very special Derek Griffiths dance*

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:35, archived)

*conjurs up Biggins imagery*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

haha so goodie

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

...you had this coming...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:38, archived)

it bums!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

*does timewarp*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:41, archived)

much more like it

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

what the fuck!

60kb!
Cheeky boy!

*rants*

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

~~a Jaffa Cake is actually a cake. Not a biscuit.~~ there is no god.

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nick the greek, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:36, archived)

better - although everyone always knew it was a cake due to the taxation of said items

/never complain about getting bitched at, read the fAQ and it won't happen again

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:37, archived)

plus.......

the fact that a cake goes hard over time and a biscuit softens.

Also there is something to about a biscuit will snap when pressure is applied and a cake will squash

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

Oh noes!

what the fuck is this then!

*universe explodes*

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:45, archived)

heart attack in a block

Loads of kitkats + loads more chocolate = 1 fucking massive kitkat (biscuit)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:51, archived)

phew, the universe is safe

: )

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:56, archived)

I like the fact that they never checked the spelling...

"Cut varefully with a sharp warmed knife"

zat vould be zeh danish way no?

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:55, archived)

They are also called jaffa CAKES.

That is quite a big fucking clue there, i'd say :]

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:40, archived)

Cakes

Well of course they're cakes - chocolate topping,filling, sponge base.

Gah, I'm going to (try and - they're sneaky buggers, they keep disappearing on me) rustle some up.

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Herbicide wants a word., Tue 30 May 2006, 20:53, archived)

Adolf Griffin: The Nazi Bloodline

(iamgoingtohell, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:25, archived)

nice haircut

.. how come he has an arse for a chin?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:29, archived)

Its a set of testicles, havnt you seen that episode

where he scratches his chin then says "wow how did these get up here?" takes it off then puts them down his pants?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:31, archived)

at this point I`m thanking [insert name of chosen god here] I don`t watch the show

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:32, archived)

you

should. but whilst you are watching it, you should also be annoyed that other people like it, because that always ruins good shows. like the simpsons, little britain (which sucked after series 1) and peter kay.

futurama and the fast show are still nice though.

/rant

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:59, archived)

gif it hard!

edit: and have a wee woo too!

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 20:30, archived)