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(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:32, archived)

THE MAN IN THE COWBOY HAT IS WATCHING ME. HE'S WEARING GLASSES ANDD HE LOOK LIKE GEARGE HURBERT WALKER BUSH

AND HE WAS THREATING ME WITH CASTRTATION

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:37, archived)

PERSONALITY BEGINS IN THE GROIN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:39, archived)

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT IS MY HATSTAND.

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:42, archived)

Saw teh fluff and had to shop it.......

Tai style baby!

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:01, archived)

RALPH NADER NADER NADER

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:02, archived)

ROSS PEROT, THE MAN IN THE KNOW WITH THE BIG BAGS OF DOUGH.

HIS EARS LOOK LIKE TINY LITTLE BREASTS.

PEROTPEROTPEROT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:05, archived)

MY BAGS OF DOUGH LOOK LIKE LITTLE EARS.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:07, archived)

MY BOUNTIFUL BREASTS LOOK LIKE RALPH NADER.

And thus, the circle is complete.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)

yay

finally
the circle is complete the circle is complete!!!!!

*runs to town screaming*

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:18, archived)

In other news:

www.cancan-dansgroep.feest-info.nl/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:36, archived)

Just what I was looking for.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:36, archived)

It certainly was.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:38, archived)

*PEE WEE HERMAN LAUGH*

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:39, archived)

In other other news:

www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:48, archived)

FUNNIEST COMICS IN THE WORLD NUMBER ONE

"HELLO MY NAME IS ROSS PETROT"

"ROSS, MY NAME IS GEORGE, YOUR TIT EARS HAVE GIVEN ME AN ERECTION"

"WHAT? SORRY I DO NOT SWING THAT WAY. MY SWING IS BROKEN".

"MAY I PLEASE EAR-RAPE YOU"

"OKAY, YOU CAN BECAUSE YOU ASKED SO POLITELY".

L A T E R

8======D

"OH YES!" "UHHH" "MMM...OH GOD!" "YES YES YES!"

T H E E N D

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:54, archived)

Sextacular!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:00, archived)

you, sir, are comedy god

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:04, archived)

I'd say comedy Demigod

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:08, archived)

I'DE SAY COMEDY, DIGIMON

DIGIGMON DIGITAL MONSTERS.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:09, archived)

bless you my child

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:18, archived)

HAHAHHHAHAHA!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:20, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:24, archived)

I AM PROFESSOR CHIKE AND I AM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TRACTOR SAFETY, IN KENTUCKY.

PEROTPEROTPEROT

I WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T AS MY TIME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE.

PLEASE, I MUST. A TRACTOR HAS JUST BEEN OVERTURNED IN KENTUCKY.

DID YOU OVERTURN THE TRACTOR?

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:09, archived)

hahaah. I laughed out loud.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:10, archived)

hahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:41, archived)

Let's...go... to a Holiday Inn.

There...I... can show you something.

Woo!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:53, archived)

hehe

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:03, archived)

Signifigant shrinkage?

Come join us!

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:17, archived)

Are you seinfeld_soundbites?

This is your placeholder page, if you are having trouble finding your web pages please click here.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:19, archived)

No. I'm not.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:21, archived)

Oh, ok then.

www.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=24740

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:23, archived)

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:30, archived)

Acording to George's Wikipedia page ha has a strong affimation to velvet.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:33, archived)

This is true.

STOP THE CYCLE OF EMOTIONAL ABUSE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:39, archived)

hehehe

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surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:20, archived)

100% True...

How's that for de-motivational?
(Yeah, I know, it's nothing, just a little dent-but was still enough to be a write-off. Not my fault and yet I still have to jump through hoops to get anything from my insurance company...)

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:08, archived)

Thats a right off?

what prick wrote that off?

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:13, archived)

Yup, that's a write-off (Radiator shunted back about an inch)

and in answer to your 2nd question - some silly bint in a 2-yr old corsa. Which had an even teenier bump in it. And took her 4 days to get her insurance details to me.
/rant

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:15, archived)

MEAT GOLF.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:28, archived)

MEAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:31, archived)

GOLF

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)

MEAT GOLF.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:32, archived)

GOLF WITH MEAT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)

THAT'S RIGHT, MEAT GOLF.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)

DID ANYONE HEAR ME SAY MEAT GOLF?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:01, archived)

MEAT GOLF, WHO IS WITH ME?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:02, archived)

GOLF MEAT?

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:03, archived)

NO NO NO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE WRONG THING.

MEAT GOLF, MOTHERFUCKER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:04, archived)

MEATFUCKER? AND GOLF? I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT ALL IN ONE DAY!

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:06, archived)

FLOG YOUR MOTHERTEAM, FUCK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:10, archived)

Serves you right

for having a personalised plate ;)
EDIT: WAIT! Brain fail. Ok, balls to that.
Shut up, it's 2a.m.

(MNNNNGGH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:53, archived)

I'd like C4ROW when I'm slightly richer.

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CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:55, archived)

Oooooooh, nasty! Good luck :)

When my car got nicked and arsoned, I had to go through the insurance process.
In the end, I decided not to get any money because I was 18 at the time, and it was cheaper just to keep my no claims.
Sad fact of life that they'll find a way to keep your money rather than pay out! :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:54, archived)

Can someone please explain to me why people would pay for insurance that doesn't pay out?

Put the money in an emergency savings account, for fucks sake.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:56, archived)

Meh. Mine were willing pay but...

... the payout was less than my no claims was worth.

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CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:15, archived)

I still don't understand. How does this provide peace of mind?

That's all you're buying with an insurance policy, isn't it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:18, archived)

Nah, all you're buying with a policy is...

... the benefit of you and your vehicle being road legal.

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CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:22, archived)

I've never bothered going fully comp,

not even fire & theft. Just 3rd party, the bare minimum to do be road legal. When your car's only worth 200 quid, what's the point?

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:02, archived)

what do you need a car for?

you have shoes made of bread.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:23, archived)

My first Meme

bindun?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:58, archived)

I just can't throw it out of my head...

(Glebez, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:54, archived)

DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:59, archived)

*ahem*

That's a red cube, m'lord.

Or at least, a 2D interpretation of one.

(The_Mop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:00, archived)

*hmph*

My Mistake.
But at least the upper plane is a red square. )

(Glebez, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:05, archived)

Upper PLANE?

This could easily turn into....

actually, I won't mention it.

(The_Mop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:16, archived)

MUTHAFUCKIN COMMIES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:19, archived)

i went on vacation to a cabin in the town of Mapleton

and on the way to the cabin where was a man witha table on the side of the road. Hanging off the side of the table was a sign that said "Blak Berrys". And he had a single box of "Blak Berries". It was the funniest thing I saw there.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:15, archived)

I recently went on vacation to

a cabin by a lake and I left notes for a woman to find who was actually living 2 years in the future from me.

True story.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:17, archived)

that'd makea great film!

but who on earth would star in it! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:29, archived)

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/6291805

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:33, archived)

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:20, archived)

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:24, archived)

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)

mungooooo?

edit : well done chris walker

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:46, archived)

MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO

www.mungo.com/

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:49, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:52, archived)

MUNGO!!! :D

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:53, archived)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)

I'd just like to say that as a man who has never watched a game of tennis in his life

watching Andre Aggassi cry like a little bitch has made me glad to be alive.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:29, archived)

shit

this is it

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:45, archived)

im scared to take a vacation

last time i did they sacked me from my cushy nightshift job and made me WORK!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:21, archived)

Excellent.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:26, archived)

hellllllo

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:42, archived)

Hello!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:19, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURGHH!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)

HAHAHAA

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)

I swear that was in

my stomach this morning

/morning after blog

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:51, archived)

eek

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:58, archived)

Brilliant.

Also I'm back from vacation.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:09, archived)

g'moaning Doc

that was a damn quick vacation!
Edit: I have just lost my cigarettes goddamnit!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:11, archived)

Well, I stayed at a cabin for two days.

I'll probably going on another vacxation but with a computer.

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d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:13, archived)

have one for me then mate!

cheers!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:14, archived)

COS-TAN-ZA?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:13, archived)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)

Awww

It am maeking teh kittin beloes SCARERERERED!

:,/

But YAYS for teh scareh tommy-ato!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:37, archived)

jump tomatoe jump

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:45, archived)

Heh heh

Jolly good... nice high quality stuff in your profile too.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:46, archived)

late rps of my kittin

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:19, archived)

Aww... it looks so unhappy

I'm liking the pink collar.

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)

she's scared of the flash on my camera.

she's all happy and chubby at the mo. ashally. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:22, archived)

Oh that's good then

I love kittens. I wish I had one D:

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:24, archived)

you can have this one:

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)

Aww thank you

I'll put it an my wall next to my bed. Can I give it a name?

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:30, archived)

yes!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:30, archived)

there was an

RPS of my crotch earlier

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)

*searches*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)

here

www.b3ta.com/board/6290298

www.b3ta.com/board/6290640

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:42, archived)

but its monday

early monday

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)

not where i am.

so HA!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:22, archived)

Top idea for ewe...

1) Put kittin in upturned cardoard box
2) Blow pot smoke into box
3) Watch stoned kittin lose it's supposed innate sense of balance and fall over everywhere

5) Profit

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:31, archived)

I've got an idea for your kittin

It holds you down and stuffs cat food down your throat until you gag and vomit everywhere.

Seriously, getting cats stoned is not cool.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:02, archived)

hooray for kittins!

This is mine. ^_^ My Tifa.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:36, archived)

looks like a mini wolf

EDIT:sory looks like a fox

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:46, archived)

awwww

he/she is beautiful!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:12, archived)

it looks dead

and therefore gives me the horn

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bmjames, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:47, archived)

yay for kittunz, catz and moggy's!

A litter our Ex-cat had in Feb
We still have 2nd from L - Nuffy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:10, archived)

As seen as I uploaded them

I thought I may as well post them here. I made some stuff for the band info thing... I don't know. I need some help making them funnier really.

Sorry for bigness. Any suggestions on more humorous details would be much appreciated.

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

longest time without a bath?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)

The funniest thing

is that in three months' time you'll either be split up, drinking each others' semen (if you're not already) or hopelessly lost because two of you are wearing shades and it is now night time. (The first one, I assume can't drive. Shouldn't at any rate.)

And you'll be in insurance call centres AND loving it.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)

Haha we've split up 3 times already

And you're correct, I cannot drive, nor do I want to.

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:22, archived)

Mercy!

Everytime I turn to atheism, something drags me back.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:25, archived)

Would that be

teh local priest? He only wants someone to swallow the firmness of his beliefs...

:)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:33, archived)

I pay for the legroom

but I stay for the childcare.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:41, archived)

The second pikchewer

is of Alanis Morrissette ashally, AICMFP.

:)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)

they all look like the same person.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)

But, to humour

The names are fine & funny.

Tunstall: swap 'instrument' and 'food of choice'.

Quote: "You haven't taken me alive!"

Respects: "You see this snake? I respect this snake but I've still got it by the nadgers."

Current equipment: "Long, twig-like & bendy snake. I did mention 'long' didn't I?"

Genre of choice: "Fucking your mother, frankly. No, no really, she's hot. I'm not into the genre thing. I'm something that people are into. Except your mother. You saw the thing about the snake, right?"

----

Saunders:

Instrument: Thai ladyboy costume
Food of choice: Thai ladyboys (duh!)
Quote: Gargled interference.
Respects: his old [interference] man
Current equipment: Cunt (treatment pending; watch this space, quite literally)
Genre of Choice: Dude, if you give me $5 I'll be whatever you want me to be. Yes. Call me Katy. Whatever you need, lover.

=====

Murphy:

Swap instrument/food.
Quote: "My public masturbation is my private concern."
Respects: That chap off the Halifax adverts. The one who's obviously off his tits but never gets arrested for it or jacks up his fans on camera.
Current Equipment: "Don't mind if I do. Thank you, Squire."
Genre of choice: "Don't label me, you fucks! Indie!"

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:36, archived)

Thankyou so so much

You made me chortle like a Beano character.

I shall be using those! I'll give you a good mention!

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:46, archived)

Just make sure the last one's in there

for the bassist. I mean, I know they can only count to four etc. It'll fly by him.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:48, archived)

oh JEEZ

pass the cheese.. im gonna HURL

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:18, archived)

Anyone who actually says the phrase "heavy metal", emphasis being on the word heavy

Ought to be shot. By me. Personally.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:59, archived)

oh dear god no

comedy does not have a sensitivity bone like a band... i wouldnt post that here.

Post a photoshopped image of Hitler playing a dead person or something jEEZ

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 1:16, archived)

Sexual Predator

edit: embettered

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

he goes round and round and jumps

he's a killer whale!

/lenny live and unleasheds

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

he goes round and round and jumps

I bet he thinks this song is about him

/obscure?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)

Hahaha

My mum and dad used to play that Carly Simon album all the time when I was a kid.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)

I thought it was about having a nice cup of coffee

I preferred Limmie and the Family Cooking back then

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:35, archived)

Bindun?

(xeron, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:04, archived)

Good

oh yes

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:07, archived)

Bliss - a RIS!

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)

Terry and June for the 21st century

"D'oh!"

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)

Stirs a memory

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

right you are.

*accidentally re-invents the wheel*

sorry!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:01, archived)

Not at all

I think I nicked it myself off that telly programme where the fat chap looks at the camera all the time. And is deadpan and fat.

EDIT: Critically acclaimed it was. You know the one. With the fat bloke. No! Not him. The other one.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)

They Think It's All Over?

sorry, you say Fat Bloke on TV looking at Camera and...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:04, archived)

That

might be it.

There were many bathrooms in it. And beautiful women.

One of whom had a strapon.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:05, archived)

Through The Arsehole?

with Lloyd Grossman and Sir David Frost?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:48, archived)

No. I said

The OTHER fat guy. He's really clever because he's deadpan enough to spend time thinking things up.

There was a flatmate.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)

Paul Merton?

pAUL mERTON?

(MNNNNGGH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:57, archived)

Naah. The fat one.

He looks at the camera. Close up shots, front on, of his face & his flatmate, like they're looking into some strange/surprising box.

It was a bit like a sitcom. I think the fat one lusted after an attractive woman called Jules/Joolz/Joules. Might not recall correctly though.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:13, archived)

ahhhhhhhh

(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:47, archived)

pfffttt...

"open up and let me into your backdoor honey and prove your love..." Killdozer Song

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)

Song by a band called Carrie:

'She took me by surprise,
She took me from behind,
Passiveness turns her on, when she strapped on.
Molly makes love like a boy....'

Terribly catchy number that was out many years ago.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)

out indeed

/prudes

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

very intrigued...

how long ago?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:25, archived)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:56, archived)

now that's

a bad apple

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)

damn, i was going to say that!

woo to teh pic

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

thats pretty damn good and yukky,

all in one - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:09, archived)

Oh.

Now I like that.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)

i made this...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

Awwwww

autumnal :) S'lully kk

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:50, archived)

I luv her!

and I luv you

(evil_twin, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:50, archived)

I likes that

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)

Shh

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alienheat, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

wooerfull

super jaw line
edit : clicks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:46, archived)

call the cops

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:47, archived)

hahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:48, archived)

heheh.

i like that. i'd watch that! :D woo yay and a cookie.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:52, archived)

Your woo

and your yay... most welcome!

Cookie feel naughti

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alienheat, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:55, archived)

sexy man

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:43, archived)

Wouldn't

obv

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

Got on tha bus with me daysaver..

smoked a reefa in the corner!

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

^^unhappily

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alienheat, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:59, archived)

i can't get enough of this guy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)

^^unhappily

is more like this.

Much more.

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alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:09, archived)

Gone downhill since Willy busted out

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:32, archived)

Seeing as its still RPS.

(Woody999, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:47, archived)

Crikey...

(Phydeaux iii, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:05, archived)

Shark - bites geezers arse off

So called "killer" whale, gives him a boost up to chopper.

which is why sharks are shit.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:23, archived)

Tough meeting

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:26, archived)

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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)

HaHaHaHa

Makes me laugh alot!

(The lord Boo., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)

*Spreads on bread*

mmm tasty...tuna?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:34, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

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