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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

hehe

Nice

I went to a gig once, tickets said "Doors 8pm" They failed to show up

/old joke

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Hankster, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)

Where's the cat with the headphones on?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)

was scared off by that guy on the rights smelly arse

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)

If only there was something that could help him.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)

but what?

WHAT?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)

This is a job

for Nullogirl!

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)

what an awsome superhero

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)

arf

I think I know that shop

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)

i'm leaving now

see you in a short while

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)

marvelous

see you in a bit sir

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)

Arse

I wanna go to your do

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)

hello chap

may stick my head in in a bit

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)

Way-hey! I'm not jealous at all.

But I am a bit pissed. Champagne in the afternoon.....

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)

certainly

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/6294

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)

Do you now?

It's in Cardiff

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

SPILLERS!

/from Cardiff blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)

Kelly's

According to their website

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)

Oh aye - Kelly's in the market

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)

Apparently so, yes

/never been there blog

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)

Ma-hahaha!

Good show!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)

ha ha

it's so bad it's good

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)

(with apologies to c_kick)

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MAP, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)

ha ha

excellent

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)

Like it

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)

with apologies to MAP

(And by proxy, c_kick)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)

wait there guys i've just had a great idea for a compo challenge...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)

I wouldn't trust her...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

oo is she?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

Dame Kiri te Kanewa

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

I think this is lies

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

yep -it might be

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

That woman

who fed her kid salt - got let off today...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about

Munchausens by proxy or something?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

she killed her kid

by force feeding it salt and was let off

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)

She is

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6088686.stm

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slippymark does not require lubricating, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

ahh, I see.

It would have been munchausen's by proxy if she'd done it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

it would have been

shit childcare by a stupid whore.

Munchausens requires that she did it for the attention, rather than because she's a retarded fucking child-killing overcondimenting bitch.

(note: I've done no research and can't back up anything I've said)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)

if she'd have done it on purpose, I meant.

I read a book about it. It was a story book (one of Jonathan Kellerman's novels) and it was good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)

I learned about it in psychology

(the best bits of my uni course by miles)
then forgot all about it when I failed to use the knowledge in my current career.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)

Ooooh, I remember doing psychology

I remember a video about lobotomies and leucotomies, a video about OCDs and my lecturer's lotus.

:S

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

my lecturer was a big bearded bloke who rode a harley.

Best thing ever was the experiments of Stanley "bastard" Milgram about obedience to authority.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

basically made people think they had killed someone because they were told to. He got letters about it for years afterwards from the tormented experimentees.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)

I remember the experiment

The shock treatment 'learning' yeah?

Oooh, my ride's here- I'm off. Lovely weekend chaps and flaps!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)

Videos of CDC's?

what would Freud say about them?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)

I thought

it was a gnops until it anim'd

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)

ARRRGGGH!

Plastic face woman!

*runs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

.....or him for that matter

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

reminds me of that american 'comic' with the curls and the ginger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)

Reminds me

of Run Lola Run

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)

comic? curls? ginger?
enlighten me!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)

Male

except sort of not

I'm off now- BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)

bye!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)

Carrot top

very rubbish

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)

who the chuff is that?

(the person, I know the Doll well. we play poker on friday nights.)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

Look at her eyes...

She SOO did it on purpose... teh beotch!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)

biohazard

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

ooh yes

I saw them at Donington 94 when they had the plug pulled during their set

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

/no idea what you're talking about blog

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Biohazard

*moshes*

*gets headache*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

Tisk, young people.

In our day we had real moshes and still had change from sixpence!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)

i remember watching that on headbangers ball

a crazy stage invasion

they were shit-hot.. well at least state of the world address and urban discipline were quality

THIS IS THE STATE OF THE WORLD ADRESS MOTHER FUUUUUCKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRSSSSSS!!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

Kinda petered out after a while

I prefered Sepultura

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

but sepultura are a bit much to listen to now

biohazard still rock

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

Yes.

But you don't have to have either or.

I love old Seps but I don't understand people who say you can't like new seps either. Derrick Green's fucking ace- he's got the voice of a shaman (ref: Sep's cover of massive attack's 'angel', I forget which album)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)

I liked them during Arise and Chaos AD

I sold the first day release embossed cover of Roots

I thought it was a bit Bleeeurgh

can't say I've heard any new Seps

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

download the cover of angel

It's really, really nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)

Good band

Evan Seinfeld's got a big willy. With one of my favourite porn stars on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6469215

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Presumably

they associate "Biohazard" with some band rather than biological hazards.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

what do you mean "some band"?

you heathen

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

tsk.

kids, eh?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

Exactly

with their youngness and failure to remember when stuff was all fields

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)

It's so shit.

I'm 22 at the end of november.

Doesn't it just suck?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

Pfft

I remember those days.......

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

Google Tera Patrick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

matron!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

^this

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

nice

if not a bit too joined-at-the-edges-ey

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

and this turned out a bit shit

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

now that just reminds me of the who

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

Who?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)

nice

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

Hello

I've been inspired by the front page to create:

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

hooray
company

° ° ° ° °

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)

Hoorays

/takes credit blog

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

Who hasn't?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

I'd like the animated greyscale one please

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

See it how it really was...

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mookid, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

That's just Daft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

^ this

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

Well I like it.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

i'm not saying i don't like it

daft is good

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

I thought you were meant to be ill?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

I'd have watched it if it was like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

I'd have

joined in if was like that. Baggsie the mauve battledress...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

my favourite colour is green

so the bog standard army uniform'ld do me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

ace

we'll clash beautifully

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

I love clashing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

'should I staying or should I going?'

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mookid, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

it's good you took that route

I was about to make some sort of chinese pronunciation joke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)

oooh ooh

a very poor excuse to pearoast my multicoloured Quomobile

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

also daft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

thankyou

yay for daftness!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

i love colourisation

so much so you can have this roast

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

Baberaham Lincoln!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

he's magically babelicous, and tests very high on the strokability scale.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

never seen it myself

takes all sorts i suppose

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)

yes, yes he does

/innuendo

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

Not as good as Washington

who fucked the shit out of bears.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)

wtf

coolness

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

well, that's just daft

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

Bang bang! A A A A A A A! Pyow! Pyow!

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)

virgin keep saying no

I love the way you click me, baby

saw the paper today at uni (Western Daily Press, free paper for the whole south west) and couldn't help but post it
scannerless i had to visit their site to get the story

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

nice!

I like you

(pirahna, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)

I'll just slip this in here..

been done?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

You could have asked first

or at least lubed.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

My main weapon

is surprise..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

That's all

just surprise.....

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

T.J:

That's what money's for, after all.

Incidentally, if anyone has any spare money lying around, I'll take it off their hands practically for free.

also: woo to the finger.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

It is indeed

And thank you, my finger's very nice *points at things with it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

Oi!

Stop pointing at my things!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

*points*

*laughs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

You meanie....

*huffs*

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

*points*

*grunty wins the lottery*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

:) here Cap'n,

Have a million quid.

The milky bars are most defintely on me!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

:o a guy I went to college with got into the final two to be the milky bar kid in the 80s.

His name is Paul, and he's a big lovely bear of a chap now. Still speccy though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)

Another Paul, eh?

how strange.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

He's very nice

People called Paul usually are.

Except for Paul Gadd.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)

hehehe

very good.

*would like to think of himself as 'nice'*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)

*gasp*

Don't point there!

That's only for me and the man I marry!

and the ladies I drink with, if they don't watch it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)

*points everywhere like Roger rabbit*

Heh, now you don't know WHAT I'm doing, yo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

Oh I know...

I was there in 1928 when Doctor Stanislov invented it, you poor fool, and I will have my vengeance!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

HAH, I have fooled you once again

*rips off disguise to reveal....*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)

shit!

*backs off of stage and falls to floor badly hurt, much to the amusement of the crowd*

Damn these tiny-staged municipal halls!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)

I did that when I was little at one of our ballet shindigs.

I was very brave and went back on though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)

probably

you're missing a digit though

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

i see 4 fingers and a thumb

are you from norwich?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

you're missing your glasses

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

I meant

a bit more like this

..only smaller, in greyscale and without the seams

oh, and a splendid effort by the way. Top drawer

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

and without the curvy fingers

industrial accident?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

yeah, once or twice. I had a sparc es3450 dropped on one finger, had two of them jammed in a door frame by a server rack and broke the pinky while stage-diving at the crazyhouse.
Oh, and there was the improvised firework episode, but that was the other hand

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

I broke my thumb when I drunkenly fell down the stairs in the Astoria.

Or it might've been the LA2. The long and short of it is I went to see WASP and I can't remember any of it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

splendid

haven't been to the astoria in yonks. I might still have a souvenir bootprint in my face from the last visit :)

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

I love WASP

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

So do I, I'm well upset.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)

How odd- I can't see your image.

I gives me DNS borkage.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

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MAP, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)

a slight alteration

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)

so far i've used two icons made by you, without even realizing they were both made by you.

till i looked at the site.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)

Roll on Monday morning, huh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

nooooo

*presses pause on Saturday*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

Feck!

Can I borrow your remote?

pleeeeezze?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

Ha Ha

Us Irelanders have a Bank Holiday!

(conuil, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

Wow, a battery powered gun!

(Bumsmells, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)

I miss Chump

The board needs more Chump!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

chump is ace

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)

haha

he's a star

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Milkman Dan, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

I haven't seen a dugat in yonks

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techierob, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

woo

this board needs chump!

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Milkman Dan, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

Yay for Chump

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

chump!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)

crunch crunch

hmm

A hamster ate my rockstarr.

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jamiem, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

yay

chew him good and hard

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)

I looked on a cheapy shop on North End Road and saw a Hindi bloke as Travis's Sing played loudly. SO I thought I'd shop this and it made me chuckle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

Isn't Singh

a Sikh name?

As in, what do you call a Sikh tightrope walker?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

I knew a hindi bloke before

with the name of Singh The I found out I was lying just to save face on my thread.

Pedants all of you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

You're right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singh

/stands corrected blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

I am always am.

Bow down to superior modesty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

Ahem

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

lays iggs

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jamiem, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

the bloke on the right

appears to be sikh, what with the turban and everything

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

Balan Singh

What do you call a jiving Sikh?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

Dan Singh?

What do you call a sikh who's a bad gambler?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

lou singh?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

that'll do

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A fucking retard.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

i would have also accepted Breakdan Singh

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

you about tonight robbo?

gonna head to the imperial for a few

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)

Pfffft!

Ace. g'night b3ta

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Night

Have a good one all!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

bye nameechangy fella

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

Singh is a Seikh surname...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)

SYKE!

Cowabunga etc etc

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

Ah but

What if he converted? huh? huh?

EDIT: I think you just copied emvee to look clever:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

What -

to natural gas?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

hhaha

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

This grapes my squildo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Sorry.

I thought it was someone else's squildo.
My mistake.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

if only i had a digicam

i'd show you my t-shirt which you could then shop.
tis the source image with an inset caption of fight club "vinne vs gazza" and then on the back its done out like a proper fight bill :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)

Nice piece of kit.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)

t'is

found it in tk maxx t'other week, only one in the shop :D

it's not on the chunk website either so dunno how available it is

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)

part of a much bigger project

but it ain't getting finished today so here's the so far...

and

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

Cool.

I like the embassy underneath.

I take it this is lots of layers?

(

jamiem, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

sort of

Seeing it on the board it's looking a little odd compared to what it will look like tomorrow.
The town will be about 4 times the top image's size. The "embasy" is actually a theatre (or will be). Cheers for the comment.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

Nice

Sketchup?

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)

miniland in legoland

i'll post a link to the pic when the whole thing is done.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)

looks cool

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)

I would like to get paid to do cool stuff like that.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:01, archived)

Eye, eye

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

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MAP, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

eye eye, indeed

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)

heh heh

those look like Bert of 'trapdoor' fames eyes.

(kidb Not any more, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)

Sorry

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

hahaha

this made me chuckle far more than it probably should have

wooo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

pfffft

Actually made a real-life pfffft noise for possibly the first time this month.

*click*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

that took me ages

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Don't think of orange penguins

woargh

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

Can't recall if I've already posted this...

Couldn't find it in Cocks of Glass, so here you go:

chunks

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

Is there a

Kings Cross edition too?

(

Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Fab response.

I make a point of smoking when I use the escalators at Kings Cross on my way home.

Really freaks the staff out.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)

Yeah

The memory of 52 people burning to death must be great for them.

(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)

woo

that's very good. And I also like how the 'modern age' seems to refer to quite old things these days

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

Shit...

I'll be finding out that I'm 'from the modern age' myself one of these days.

Edit: Feck, I already did.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

haha

cracking!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

hehehe

that's a belter. Like that a lot.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

That's good

ANd it has the Mrs Blue Aardvark seal of approval.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 19:59, archived)

v. nice!

woo is the sound of the Hindenburg as it went up in flames

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

I like to Moooooove it mooooooove it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

It's a cowcorde

now do a jumbo jet
WOO

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

a beluga!

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Bless you!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

arf

i can see its uddercarriage

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

You're being udderly ridiculous

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

pull the udder one

*gets dust in face from ancient joke book*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

*giggleswick*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)

haha

see you ungulater

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

the phrase

'can it be milked?' has never been more appropriate

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Arf!

Ace

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

damn british airways

thay always fly too low and now they've hit a cow up the arse!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

cheeky pea

(kidb Not any more, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

*sniff*

That's so sad... poor likkle concorde

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 19:57, archived)

While I'm at it, here's another

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

i'll give it a try tonight

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

Where did you get that picture of me?

/hack and rummage

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

i entered teh uplaod codes

whilst looking for da rude stuff

sorry

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

man.

you is a l33t haxx0r.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

my 5k1llz R strong

*hackz0rz*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

...

Eek!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

'honks nose'

that's a beaut, that

(

McBadger COW, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

a dead clown?

its good to look back at some of the really old entries for this compo

b3ta.com/challenge/icon/

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

i like the random accidental entries

where people have entered the wrong compo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

More ads

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)

Do they all have a kink in them

near the top?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)

Ray Davies?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

nope

It was Dave

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

A kinky kink?

No but they do aid your... ummm.... you know! ... thingyamywotsit.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)

Sigh

Chesterfield (the small town) is famous for having a church with a bent steeple.
It's called the Crooked Spire, and is the only thin worth seeing in chesterfield.
Fortunately they put a sodding great road near it, so now you can drive past and see it without actually having to go into chesterfield.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

A61

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

Bless you

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

Yes.

I know this. I've been to Chesterfield on a few occasions, though mostly in a drunken state.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

best of all the states

except triple point

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

I shall be going there again this weekend.

The drunken state that is, not Chesterfield. I shall be in Chelmsford, for my sins.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

mmm

equilibrium

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

Other things worth seeing in Chesterfield:

My nan
My grandad

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)

*goes to see C W s Grandparents*

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

They're wicked

She's an alcoholic and mental and he's a country and western obsessed trucker with sideburns and no hair.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

Fags improve your memory eh?

Then how come I've forgotten where I put a half full pack of 20 yesterday?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)

at least

you remembered that you lost them. That must count for something?

:P

(

McBadger COW, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

Yeah, more expenditure on new fags this morning.

Oh, do you know what I did yesterday? I had my bass in it's soft case strapped to my back and my mate dropped her hat. So I bent over to get it and smacked her in the face with the bass and knocked her glasses off.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)

pffft!

and it always makes it especially difficult if you have to go through a door with a low ceiling

(

McBadger COW, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

I live in a 18th C cottage

I know this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)

Why?

Don't you like her?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

No, the bitch has long natural ginger hair and big boobs.

I love her to pieces.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Hmmm.

Violent sex isn't the answer.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

It wasn't sex

Her boyfriend is one of the scariest men under 6 foot in the world.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)

I find all men under 6' scary.

Because I keep tripping over them.

/6'2" blog

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

Shortarse!

2 inches taller

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

But how?

How can *anyone* be taller than me?

Curse you God for making me this way!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

You smoked too many Marlboro's

Whilst I was being stretched on the rack.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

Short Arse

1 inch taller than you

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

This weekend

I shall mostly be getting drunk with a 6'7" bloke whilst pretending to be short. Huzzah!

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

Can I come?

I need someone to look up to.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

Sounds like you've got plenty of people to look up to

Shortarse. ;O)

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Yes.

But that's an odd number, so you get points deducted.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

you're 6ft5?

Are you married?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)

I must have mentioned it

yes
the wedding photos are funny.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)

Is she wee?

Because being a wee woman myself I totally understand the loving of tall men. The taller the better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

check this out

the photographer forgot that framing the picture is important
(will be removed swiftly)

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

Things:

You have a nice smile
She's got a lovely dress on
I'm glad you look so happy, it actually brought a tear to my eye
and HA who's the guy on the step?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

He gave her away

because her dad couldn't be in england

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

Bless you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Dankeschon

Have a nice weekend

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)

hmm

more of this sort of thing near where I live please.
Too many women that like handsome, successful, intelligent, rich men. The fools.
We need more to base their ardour on height, strength of odour and delapidatedness of car.

/tall, smelly, single driver of battered golf

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

I'm marrying a tall smelly man that doesn't even own a car.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)

can you be cloned

or at least mold a pleasant female friend into sharing your points of view?

edit: grats on the marriage. (may be olds or news, thought I'd best be polite.)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)

Well we're not done yet

But ta. The mawwiage (/princess bride blog) shall be probably year after next- we keep finding other things to spend the money on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)

cont..

www.b3ta.com/board/6469169

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)

And 6'4" isn't enough for an indecent proposal?!?

*is sad*

*remembers 5'3" wife and is happy again*

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

I don't know you!

Sorry...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

I'll live *sniff*

(And I'm very happily married)

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

I'm a whole 10.5 inches shorter than you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

what a coincidence

. . .

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

you fight like a cow?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)

If cows run away during fights

then yes

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

woo!

High five for creative cowardace.

"Look"
/points
/legs it despite being huge and apparently thug-like.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)

This is the thing

(touch wood)
I've never been assaulted / beat up since about 16. 11 years.
so a) I avoid trouble
b) people may avoid trouble with me
c) I don't get out much :(

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

my last (and only) fight was at school.

It was ended when I hit someone with a table, then ran off, drove home and cried because I was a big bully.

Since then the nearest anyone has got was a man in a manchester bar grabbed my throat and told me my dancing was pissing everyone off (group of 30 people moshing in a metal bar and he chose me, for some reason). I said, instinctively and without forethought, "fuck off, please." and he did, surprisingly cheerfully.

Not really sure what was going on but I'm glad I didn't have to demonstrate a complete lack of the ability to defend myself.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

yay!

*gesture of brotherhood*

/6'2" blog with link to wheelybird's

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

i outbiggen you all.

with my 1.96 m.
i don't know how much that is in english size though...

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

You don't

You're only 6ft4 and a bit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

i'm still bigger than you *tongue*

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)

Quality, not quantity.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)

true.

*sigh*

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

B3ta is full of tall people

Ask Pachey

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

Then I propose two separate main boards on b3ta;

one for people under 6' and one for people 6' and over.
It's the future.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)

Bass in your face!

I shall have to make a song about that...
Damn, help me out here... what IS that song?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

I dunno

I have Cemetary Gates in my head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)

Well, I'm damn sure it isn't that one

sowegoinsideandwegravelyreadthestonesallthosepeopleallthoseliveswherearetheynow?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

I've not heard the smiths cemetary gates

is it like Pantera's?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

How could you know it was the Smiths version if you've never heard it?

Liar liar bum's on fire.
It's a lot like pantera's, but with more daffodils.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)

I googled it because it rung a bell but I wasn't sure.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)

ok...

I have an odd image of you talking then turning round to reveal large wrought-iron gates embedded in your skull.
hmm.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)

That's actually a cool mental image.

*saves*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)

/demands royalties

/works for Virgin

YES

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)

i'm still on this plank, you know...

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

Eventually your legs will get tired.

Or we'll hit some choppy waves, one of the two.

Your impatience is not making me want to rehire you, you know. And The Blue Aardvark's got a puncture.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

*grumbles*

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

No pain no gain.

No hair no haircut.
No socks no shoes!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

ok fine then, i'll just stay here...

...can i at least sit down then?
my feet are painfull.

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)

oh come back on board

I'm bored of you whining

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)

*stilfles laughter*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)

BACK TO YOUR BISCUITS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)

Wrong barrel

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)

GET OUT OF THE GROG.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)

No Grog left,

s'empty you see..........

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

I'll get some more in

Manyana

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)

whoa

as dirty louse
i get first go on the biscuits
he can have them ones over there that i've part eaten

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)

You can't lord it over the biscuits, we're all bigger than you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)

try looking in the last place you had them

/sarcasm

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)

I've done that.

And they're not there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)

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