you've heard my Rap?
I'm touched
but not as often as I'd like.
Ba-dum tish
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but not as often as I'd like.
Ba-dum tish
i think it should be put in the FAQ
along with the picture and thread...cos i was there!!!
also... 'ning
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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also... 'ning
i was there
but didn't get it and thusly stayed quiet.
/ashamed
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:27,
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/ashamed
awww
dont worry, you can always just tell someone you're better then them so they have to go get you some tea and buscuits.
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only cause you didn't get it in the first place. You ris'd at the ris! lololololololol!!!!111
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:36,
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morons
morrisons (the supermarket) without the ris in the middle spells mor ons.
there was a pic posted of a morrisons with the ris letters unlit.
instead of going "ooh look that says morons"
most of the replies said "what the fuck is ris"
or just "ris?"
therefore blah blah blah
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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there was a pic posted of a morrisons with the ris letters unlit.
instead of going "ooh look that says morons"
most of the replies said "what the fuck is ris"
or just "ris?"
therefore blah blah blah
hehe to the aussie one
and the american ones bin dun as a animation but woo all the same!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:18,
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New york is short a pair of towers
Something aboout steve irwin being stung by the pope in the thames
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:20,
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thats one FAT clit
ah, its ment to be a stingray without the tail....
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:15,
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ah, its ment to be a stingray without the tail....
d*mnit!
i've been kicked off again!
i now have to view the board one post at a time
:P
i suppose it's a sign i should go do some work
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:19,
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i now have to view the board one post at a time
:P
i suppose it's a sign i should go do some work
hahahaha
go for it ya lazy bastard!
actually
i need a job
...damn
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:20,
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actually
i need a job
...damn
Please form an orderly queue.....
.........................................................................................and v click here v
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:14,
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.........................................................................................and v click here v
muhahahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
hey that was a trick!
*clicks again*
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:16,
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*clicks*
hey that was a trick!
*clicks again*
Oh no
I've managed to reply and ignore you.
Damn you and your crafty arrows
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:39,
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Damn you and your crafty arrows
If America takes over the whole Solar System
Then no doubt Pluto will be reinstated as a planet.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:14,
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And frozen in a box until it can be thawed out and rule the world.....
...:s
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:41,
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Completely forgot to post this when the World Cup was on
So have it for this compo instead.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:11,
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that's brilliant!!
might I ask where your mysterybob icon came from? has the icons compo got a winnar? or am it an old one?
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:13,
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tis a new one...
if ya still donate, click "update profile" and they should be there!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:15,
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Go to the update profile link at the top of the page and
if you've donated recently, you'll be able to choose from the new icons.
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Kitty Jazz Solo Yeah...
Thanks to those peeps who helped me Yesterday with my Squarepusher Download Quandry!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:05,
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Thanks to those peeps who helped me Yesterday with my Squarepusher Download Quandry!
I have started mixing it with
Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez remix) by Bodyrox, if that means anything to you
i never have the time to do anything at the moment though
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:24,
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i never have the time to do anything at the moment though
typical drummer
looks like he'd rather be doing anything in the world then drum
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:11,
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I've had insomnia all night ...
...and now it's too late to get any sleep, even if I could.
I even tried boring repetative tasks (CFB):
It's really odd too... I got that wire because it's soft and I can work it with my fingers to screw with weave designs (it's TOO soft, and plastic coated, yick!)... and that's all the rings I'd cut at the start of last night - not a single extra. Sadly, he's all stretched out because I don't have any extra wire/rings to make him into a square :(
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:05,
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I even tried boring repetative tasks (CFB):
It's really odd too... I got that wire because it's soft and I can work it with my fingers to screw with weave designs (it's TOO soft, and plastic coated, yick!)... and that's all the rings I'd cut at the start of last night - not a single extra. Sadly, he's all stretched out because I don't have any extra wire/rings to make him into a square :(
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:06,
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if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night
if it takes all night na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!na!
Don't let Dr When hear you calling it that.
It's just "mail" apparently...
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:16,
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that's bollocks I reckon
I was watching a program a few months ago on that type of thing, and they featured a historical expert who recreated it as a hobby. And he referred to it as chainmail.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:17,
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.
I have an SCA friend who calls it "maille" and when he says it, you can see the extra "le" hanging in the air... also he says chain mail is redundant because "maille" is made of chain chaine
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:22,
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punch him
hard in the face.
Or failing that, wait til he's all cladde in his maille and shove a pencille through it right betwixt is buttockes.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:26,
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Or failing that, wait til he's all cladde in his maille and shove a pencille through it right betwixt is buttockes.
ha ha!!
when i reply the filter stops working
so i can see exactly what you've written in the
"you are replying to this message" box
:P ~naughty~ potty mouth!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:11,
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so i can see exactly what you've written in the
"you are replying to this message" box
:P ~naughty~ potty mouth!
TWAT SUCKING COCKBADGER FUCKFACE MINGE FELCHING TURDMUCHER
/comma
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:12,
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well it's obviously an out of date swear detector
because look at the ones it's missed!
TWAT SUCKING ~naughty~ ~naughty~ MINGE FELCHING TURDMUCHER
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:13,
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TWAT SUCKING ~naughty~ ~naughty~ MINGE FELCHING TURDMUCHER
SHITE PISH VAGINAHEAD POOH BUM BRA
NIPPLE FLAPS GASH FLANGE WILLY
ANUS RINGPIECE MIMSY TUPPENCE PHALLUS SPUNK SPLUFF SPAFF JIZZ JISM RIMJOB GOAT FIG DONKEYPUNCH TIT BOOB NORK
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:16,
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ANUS RINGPIECE MIMSY TUPPENCE PHALLUS SPUNK SPLUFF SPAFF JIZZ JISM RIMJOB GOAT FIG DONKEYPUNCH TIT BOOB NORK
FUCK IT INTO HIS FAT FUCKING ARSE , THE SHIT EATING PISH STAINED
CUNT EARED BASTARD
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:12,
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that is amazing...
you should make a full suit of b3ta chainmail... get The Fear on the back too.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:19,
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Maybe
When I get a resupply of wire XD
I was going to make a bag with all the memes on it a while ago, but I didn't...
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:25,
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I was going to make a bag with all the memes on it a while ago, but I didn't...
hahahaha
wheres the 3 spunk drops?
but woo for the fact that im laughing REALLY HARD
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:04,
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but woo for the fact that im laughing REALLY HARD
redex flag?
Posting URLs is not like running a marathon. Take it slowly and you win the day.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:02,
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ack give over!!
jesus youse are all so fuckin pedantic!! ;)
For your information, using src='' instead of src="" to encapsulate the image address still gives you a preview, and thus you assume its going to show also when you post.
It doesnt.
SO NER!!!!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:07,
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For your information, using src='' instead of src="" to encapsulate the image address still gives you a preview, and thus you assume its going to show also when you post.
It doesnt.
SO NER!!!!
why was that rant directed at me? :(
I feel all shouted at now.
Have a bleated 'woo' in anycase!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:09,
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Have a bleated 'woo' in anycase!
it wasnt directed at you
just in general. :-D And i wasnt at all serious. its just a damn picture!!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:13,
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same here
i have an abundance of bacon and eggs im just too lazy to make it
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:10,
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well that's no good!
the milk would just slip off
and you'd slice your tongue on the blade!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:09,
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and you'd slice your tongue on the blade!
on an asylum wall?
all these shitty flags are causing the board to race by today!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:20,
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it's not the idea
it's just that it's too easy to do 2 second, ill-thought out dross.
and if anyone tells me to "open photoshop and do something better then", they miss the point.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:25,
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and if anyone tells me to "open photoshop and do something better then", they miss the point.
Agreed
As with all compos and compo moaning. The compo is only as good as the efforts of those contributing.
And I'm not contributing, because I'm too busy wanking myself to a foam
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:29,
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And I'm not contributing, because I'm too busy wanking myself to a foam
She ought to be careful
I bet there's a hell of a barb on his penis
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:04,
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There's a comedy soundeffect that goes with that in my head
'tis rather woo!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:09,
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A alien in my own country. Wales!
www.b3ta.com/board/6489824
Edit: Credit to Paul 'Fat Bloke' Davies for the flag concept, I just buggered about in PSP 10
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:56,
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www.b3ta.com/board/6489824
Edit: Credit to Paul 'Fat Bloke' Davies for the flag concept, I just buggered about in PSP 10
wales if full of random hills and rivers
its fun to kayak round
EDIT also if you where to iron out wales and make it flat. it would cover 3/4 of the globe
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:57,
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EDIT also if you where to iron out wales and make it flat. it would cover 3/4 of the globe
Your very subtle tag just reminded me of Sigma5.
Am I so out of touch that I don't remember what happened to him?
I know he came back in a few guises and got blocked again, but he was damned good.
Edit: I just answered my own question.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:57,
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I know he came back in a few guises and got blocked again, but he was damned good.
Edit: I just answered my own question.
Last I
saw he was BurgerBreath, I think he got stroppy about NSFW rules and stropped off. He was bloody good though.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:03,
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Yeah. 'Hunt the tag' was brilliant.
Ahhhh... the good old days of pastures green. 'N stuff.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:07,
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D*mn you!
i was going to steal that and make lots of money
but you've gone and water marked it with your sig!
gah!
foiled again!
/nuts editor
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:58,
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but you've gone and water marked it with your sig!
gah!
foiled again!
/nuts editor
Woo
I been zombified by HT
Sorry about the TJ but I need to convert small .MOV to animated GIF. any free program while I could use while at work?
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:51,
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Sorry about the TJ but I need to convert small .MOV to animated GIF. any free program while I could use while at work?
yes
windows movie maker
and screen grab each frame to photoshop
this is very long winded and crap
but the only advice i can give :)
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:53,
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and screen grab each frame to photoshop
this is very long winded and crap
but the only advice i can give :)
do you need to use the calculator
to calibrate the time squances in this version or not?
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:59,
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good point.
Depends on the font used. Plus, it goes without saying, avoid the Comic Sans. This will only leave a corrupted gif.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:00,
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download trial of premierre
Assuming you have admin rights at work (otherwise you'd be screwed on a freebie anyway)
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:01,
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based on the best selling novel inspired by the true life events
:P
woo!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:51,
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woo!
English flag
St George's Cross...
*hides*
my other entries, to hopefully make up for this
www.b3ta.com/board/6489767
www.b3ta.com/board/6489564
www.b3ta.com/board/6488353
www.b3ta.com/board/6488239
www.b3ta.com/board/6487790
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:46,
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St George's Cross...
*hides*
my other entries, to hopefully make up for this
www.b3ta.com/board/6489767
www.b3ta.com/board/6489564
www.b3ta.com/board/6488353
www.b3ta.com/board/6488239
www.b3ta.com/board/6487790
pfft
i always thought that "dragon" looked a bit lame, it's barely a newt
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:47,
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Yeah
but St George and the Newt doesn't have the same ring to it really. :)
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:48,
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Haha - sounds about right!
Mates: "Yo George, where you been for the past week?"
George: "I've been killing this fuck-off dragon thing, ain't I?" *Hides dead newt behind his back*.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:49,
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George: "I've been killing this fuck-off dragon thing, ain't I?" *Hides dead newt behind his back*.
*covers Gravytrain in chum*
*throws into pit of Komodo Dragons*
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:52,
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did you know that it's all happening at the zoo?
i do believe it
i do believe it's true
ooo-oo-O
whoa-a-a-oooh-oooh
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:54,
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i do believe it's true
ooo-oo-O
whoa-a-a-oooh-oooh
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo.
How about you, you, you. You can come too, too, too. We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:56,
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we're something for england!
EN~GER~LAND!
we're singing the song
*goes around the back*
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:40,
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we're singing the song
*goes around the back*
*dodges flying cafe furniture*
*dons tartan tammy*
*merrily gets pished with the locals*
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:52,
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*merrily gets pished with the locals*
IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN
GUR
LEND
*downs glass of hypercold shit beer and throws chairs about while slapping my fat hairy belly*
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:41,
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IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN-GUR-LEND
IN
GUR
LEND
*downs glass of hypercold shit beer and throws chairs about while slapping my fat hairy belly*
i should
they're all drunk them selves
they're either asleep or shouting "BLUUURRHRHHHH" very loudly....drunken bastards...no wonder this country has gone to pot
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:49,
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they're either asleep or shouting "BLUUURRHRHHHH" very loudly....drunken bastards...no wonder this country has gone to pot
what he's doing right now
is scratching the record
back and forth
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:43,
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back and forth
the movie poster compo was probably the best compo i've seen on b3ta for about 2 years
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:03,
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better then the icons
first time i came here i didnt know the virgin compo had ended and thought that
1)the board was brokked
2)everyone had gone mad
3)
4)profit.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:43,
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1)the board was brokked
2)everyone had gone mad
3)
4)profit.
i was always assured profit was no.4
after 3 was a gap....the gap is essential tho
(i got taught that when the channel 4 compo was running!)
i may be wrong tho
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:47,
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(i got taught that when the channel 4 compo was running!)
i may be wrong tho
V. nice
Here's one someone (accidentally) made earlier:
www.koreaveterans.org/images/UN%20Flag.jpg
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:39,
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www.koreaveterans.org/images/UN%20Flag.jpg
9 different kinds of neutrality
don't like this one? try some of my other entries instead!
www.b3ta.com/board/6489564
www.b3ta.com/board/6488353
www.b3ta.com/board/6488239
www.b3ta.com/board/6487790
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:31,
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don't like this one? try some of my other entries instead!
www.b3ta.com/board/6489564
www.b3ta.com/board/6488353
www.b3ta.com/board/6488239
www.b3ta.com/board/6487790
hahaha
nice thinkng
so good i'm not going to correct my spelling mistake.
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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so good i'm not going to correct my spelling mistake.
That's it!!
Tried to do this last light, but lacked the skillorz!
woo!
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Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33,
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woo!
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