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#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# that Puffin is moving his spectamacles
through the power of it's tiny avian mind
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# That is disturbing
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# That is disturbing
in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# she's trying to hypnotise you
innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# to bo honest she could do that with 'hello'
or just being in the same room
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# heh
probably
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# hey disco!

mine

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)
# yay
do you mind my wholesale theftery?

if so I'll replace the image with a circle containing the word "kittins" ?

*edit* and when you say "mine" you mean the girl or the rotating eyeballs of mystery?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# thievery is my life so go for it
and you decide...

she's not mine
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I proclaim this Brillitastic!™
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# I second this proclaimationment
!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# hahahah
I forgot about her, did she come back after the initial outburst?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:27, archived)
# outburst?
what what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# she came on the board as a n00b once
and requested to shop her picture, if I recall correctly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# oh dear!
with hilarious consequences no doubt :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# O_O
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# ha ha
soup-erb
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# *Checks nobody's looking*
*unlurks*
Need to click due to bigness (388k)
or for you fancy broadbanders (897k)
*quickly relurks*
(Tish&Pish, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# um, what is happen?!
plonk it on youtube, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ^^^ this ^^^
They don't mind so much about filesizes, so you can make it bigger and better quality, and more people will like it.

Then link to it from b3ta.

From what I can make out though, it looks pretty damn woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Nice animation.
But... what?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# I like it
so there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Thanks :D
Its meant to show the spaceship getting run over by the car but the compression made it hard to see.
(Tish&Pish, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6544292
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# possibly more suited to the links board with an "I made this tag"
but woo none the less
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# probably right
but I was learning to use flash to compress videos and though I'd post it as the gif.

Need more practice maybe
(Tish&Pish, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# What an inconvenient time
for his waters to break.

(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# make him give birth
to a lard-baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)
# I think this man
has meme written all over his swollen belly.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)
# *switches to text tool*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:52, archived)
# i made a pregnant joke too!
me! General Tom! Tahts me! b3ta.com/board/6544173
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
# After the birth he reinvented himself,
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

as a poorly shopped image.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# that is beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Fat man to pimp,
its a symbol that you can do anything if you try.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# indeed!
there are no limits! to ones potential!
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we can live our dreams!

/shit motivational speech blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# BUY CHIPS, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# It's not Macca
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Liar!
LIARRR!
(Dooley, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# PANTS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wooo & Yay!
and a small *snuggle*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
sexeh sexeh!
...but slightly disturbing :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# She wants to eat me,
the hunger in her eyes. It;'s scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I have a horrible feeling that it has a knife.
A special knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Oh yes
and she's sharpening it...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Cripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# woo!
sexy pink hair!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# brake yo neck!
/Busta Rhymes Fan Page


(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# cor!
*explodes in a karaoke supernova*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I tried to resist
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briefly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't really believe you, but that's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# god I hope she has a sense of humour if she finds this site
or I'll get the crap shaken out of me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# "I'll nanny you good!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# oh baby!
*rubs self with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Yays!
;)

did you see this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# \o/
hahah!

she got all da powaaa
ah yeah!

she gonna better make a quick getaway, mon
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Whoah Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# that gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# it's not macca
and it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# That
Looks eerily like Crazyjude. How'd you get her in a pink wig?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)
# Jim
you are utterly UTTERLY rubbish at knowing the names of people you've met.

And this is a photoshopping site. Dur!

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] By encouraging the use of lightsabers we can re-populate the jedi


Bless him, he never got over episode 3
(Zumbee wibble?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Made this on photoshop. Sorry for lack of hummus.



Bigger!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# ooh thats good.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# O_O
run man run
also
woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Cor
Thought that was a photo until I clicked bigger.

*worships*

How long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Cheers.
Took me about 6 or 7 hours.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Definitely worth it
please tell me you have a tablet and didn't do this with a mouse.

please?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I did it with a mouse.
Sorry.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# I did it with a gerbil.

Oh, hang on, I think I've misunderstood this....
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# How could you betray rabbit like that?
You swine.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
# that's bleedin' beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Yowser.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Most exceedingly good
well odne
(christopher monkey, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# bloody good work there
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Crikey Moses!
That's what I said when I clicked "Bigger".

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!!
That's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# You have far to much talent for this place ;)
Woo, Woo & Woo!
Have several Yays, the odd hoopla and a *clickity* as well
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Thankyou very much indeed.
There are many talented b3tans about. But if anyone knows of a more suitable forum/community for "not funny" photoshop stuff please let on.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Well there's
www.worth1000.com

No really,
www.worth1000.com
But it doesn't seem to exist any more.
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Try Tattyworld
www.tattyworld.org

All friendly, mostly b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)
# that is a bit fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# that is
pretty amazing
(rsignal push it to the limit, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# sup niggas
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# CLEAVAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
# NAGHTY NAUGHTY WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/6544190
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# no no
NIGGA with an A is totally fine
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# oh yeah,
it's a rebellious comment about the white man who oppressed us for so many years with their variation spelt "nigger" (naughty naughty word).


NIGGAZ IN DA HUD
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# what? it's just 'saggin pus' backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# heheehe
saggin pus.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Hitler is such a wigga.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I prefer to sup a nice ale
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't expain...

Holding a Francis Bacon painting and wearing a little hat with his face on it...? I don't know. First time I've ever used photo-manipulation software. Be kind.
(Don Diasco, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# mmm
bacon

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# An explanation?
Look you told me it was over! I'm entitled to move on whenever I want, and just because you can't handle that does not mean that I should have to explain myself to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# That's all very well,
but my mother for god's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
# I suppose her being dead didn't make it much better.
(sorry if she is dead)
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# She is actually.
Bless her.

You have got to smile and carry on.

Just like with necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# It's not difficult to be kind to that.
Woo and Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# God is watcheen us
God is watcheen us
from a distance.

Time to change radio channels.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# fraarrrm a distarnce,
the-ere iis harmoneee

(but it's not found in this sa-a-a-arng...)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# an it eck-oesh throoooouuuugh the laaaaaaaaand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# breeengin sawngs of howp
breeengin sawngs of howp,
heeez warchin usss...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# It's a Muhammed cartoon


(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Make sure to lube up.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Haha!
I love that cartoonist, Alan Akhbar.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# science?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# this
although it might be part of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# possibly,
but unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Excuse me
for my dyslectic beavior
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# racist
really. not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)
# ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_science
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# exactly?
(it's needless, not needles, needles are the things you find in haystacks)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
it's a quote from "i'm alan partridge", and it is needles
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# I love that scene.
It's when he's being interviewed on that God programme with that other woman who was addicted to horse drugs.

I also love it at the end of the series when he's saying the correct version. He gets angry! "NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH, NOW FUCK... OFFFFF..."
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Wikipedia pwns again it would seem
mwahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
# interestingly, there is also
an entry on Tiberius Gracchus, the poster.
Tiberius Sempronius Gracchus (163 BC-133 BC) was a Roman politician of the 2nd century BC. As a plebeian tribune, he caused political turmoil in the Republic by his attempts to legislate agrarian reforms. Tiberius' political ideals eventually led to his death at the hands of supporters of the conservative faction (Optimates) of the Roman Senate.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Yes
that's me.
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# well, it's not
it's a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# this^
I don't mind a little casual racism if it's for the sake of a joke, but there's not much joke in here.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# well..
Islam does have some crazy ideas, pointing that out for the sake of a joke, regardless of quality. I wouldn't be the first to say you have to take b3ta with a pinch of salt
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# every religion has some crazy ideas
if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Christianity lost its appeal for me
when they stopped burning witches
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# all humour ultimately involves either pain or insult influction
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# like
a spider smacked with a rolled newspaper or a bald old man being slapped on the head by a waiter?
/dit: you might find beau beau d'or's humour hilarious, and yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# or like
no wait

like a spider slapping a bald old waiter with a rolled up newspaper! Now THAT would be funny!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# didn't say it had to be in good humour
just the fundamental of the art.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Islam is an religion
and not a race...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# race is a social product and can change over time
and if religion is used as a proxy for race
www.guardian.co.uk/race/story/0,11374,1267567,00.html
is as bad
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Muslim
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# y'know islamic scientists are responsible for a great deal of major scientific discoveries in the ancient world
easily equalling that of the greeks. Some major contributions include their work in the science of light, construction and engineering, astronomy, mathematics and bumming embassies, so show some respect
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Another usefull
information
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# This man was in the chipshop
a couple of weeks ago
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
He was hot
It's me really, unshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# thats didcot for you
full of freaks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Son of God!
Chilis? Salad?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# that's my old french teacher!
..no really!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# he taught you old french?
with tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# is it
Paul McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# He comes with his own chipshelf. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# I was watching a documentary the other day on this very subject.
after purchasing his food the alpha male member of the Zeezeetop tribe goes home, smothers his body with chip fat and then finally gives birth after 12 painstaking months.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# clearly in need of more chips
to maintain that stunning physique
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Why is he looking at the menu
like he's never been in a chip shop before?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Your chipper doesn't seem to have much on offer in the heater things, mine are always full of various battered things and deep fried pies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Is that Basingstoke?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Didcot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# adventure teim!
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] STOP BABY SEAL CLUBBING!!
PAUL STOP THE SEAL CLUBBING!
STOP SHOUTING! I CAN'T!

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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Haha, is that "STOP SHOUTING! I CAN'T!"
from that comedy programme, of which I can't remember the name?

When they're taking the mick out of The Sweeney.
"MAARRRKET!"
"STOP SOUTING!"
"I CAN'T!"
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Wasn't something Chris Morris did
was it?

I remember it too, but not sure who it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I'm thinking...
it was... hmm... not the Adam and Joe Show, but something similar... the one who also did Chuffy? That detective who was a drunkard and who had an imaginary friend?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Wasn't it
Hale and Pace? your answers on a paper aeroplane flown first class across the atlantic, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# It was off an advert
bellatrix.pcl.ox.ac.uk/~ben/adverts.html
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Holiday SNaP!
(manx, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)
# manx
from the lovely little island are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
*crushed*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Woo!
and Welcome!

If you make that thought bubble a little bigger you can shrink the whole picture a bit- you can easily get a 50kb jpeg out of it that way (50kb or less is the sort of size you should aim for).
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# oops
Sorry.. new.. not great with sizing yet.. I'll get there :)
(manx, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Try this handy guide:
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# ahah!
amended (ish)
(manx, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# YOU STARING AT ME?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Maaaarvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# This is yaysome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# that woo
is houplariffic
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# yes
and I have a thousand eyes
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# He'll eat everyone of them
If you keep staring at him
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# eats

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6544169
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# He's just doing that,
to spite your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody hypocrite

NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# he he he he, nice!
/and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Zing!
(RitalinFreak is dying in a clichéd manner, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Rampage


News Story Here
(eyes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# ah
they'll just get sent on a safari holiday

bloody yobs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Prison
?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# gaol!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# The story behind the picture.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

It's poor but I'm only wasting my own time, because I am bored.
It's also fucking illegible, what the fuck were you playing at? Jesus christ cool the shit down negro! Don't negro me biatch! Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# what you
said
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Thankyou the guys a twat.
hey less of that arsehole! Oh fuck off. Look if you never stand up for me how do you expect this relationship to work? Well, maybe I don't want it to work. What? Listen, you're to needy. Oh, I see. Listen, we can still be friends. JUST GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6544124
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# no reason
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ooh, nice red font
very designers republic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# at random I found a site with _many_ fonts on it
some free, some shareware

I didn't *cough* pay all that much attention

http://www.dafont.com/ for those that might be interested in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Oh you have pwned me good sir,
there's always next time I suppose. Sighhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# next time you'll be ready
with a stick and some 9 volt batteries! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# ^________________^
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# u.u
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# They've turned themselves in
They got a caution

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6155088.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# makes me think
of that old python sketch, the one that also featured the baby snatchers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] an you see?


click for seeeeeeable...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# haha, that's rather well done!
congratulations on using as many source pics as possible!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# 42
THE PERFECT NUMBER!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *waits for
Being Paul McCartney*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# That's Ace!
At least he won't be lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# hoho!
www.whoburiedpaulmccartney.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# woohoo
needs more Quo
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] i have taken years off him
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
#
that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# You scare me
aaaaargh etc
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# "leg to stand on" joke
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] my first compo pearoast
shit well know joke but there you go
(kidb Not any more, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:38, archived)
# *sigh*
about 30 minutes too late..

Nice execution though
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)
# He aint messin' with no broke nigga
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Are you not down
with your gansta bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# *scrolls down*
ahhh. oh well
(kidb Not any more, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Time for my daily non-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# ...Neville?
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# nice axolotlylotlt!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Hurrah.
Apes is Latin for bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# I thought it was Apis?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I missed off the s
Errr...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Today
you are a linguistic fountain of knowledge!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# a veritable tubgirl of vocabluary
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# ... Neville?
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# yay for aristotle
and axolotls in general!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Poor Aristotle
It's made his natty moustache quite floppy :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# but he can use the wax to make it shiny and smart again!
every cloud has a silver lining.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hello my british chums!

.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:27, archived)
# SUPER MCARtNEY DOUBLE LEFT ARM POWER
STANDARD HAND POINTING IN TWO DIRECTIONS OR EFFICIENT VIGOROUS POINTING IN ONLY ONE

You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha,
that crazy kerazzy macca.
he's got the wrong number of limbs!
just like his ex.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)

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