probably bin done already
A Lad In
Mind the seams though, was a rush job as I ahve to go to my second job soon :(
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:43,
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Mind the seams though, was a rush job as I ahve to go to my second job soon :(
JEEZ! THANK YOU HT!!!
That's what I think, but it's rights managed... I mean, would you PAY for that?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:48,
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Not necessarily
There could have be 2 suns that day. Didn't think of that, did ya, smarty pants?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:50,
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not a kerching free photography site tho
so I'll continue to steal pictures from google picture search, flickr leach and of course, other board poasters, cheap whore that I am :)
yay
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:54,
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yay
indeed damn it!
let the inspired flatteryblatant plagarism continue!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:19,
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you can say better if you like
although, my lady with mans face looks scarily like teh Wogan
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:13,
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Ha ha ha!
I posted this earlier today.
How odd. Woo to both pics!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:46,
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How odd. Woo to both pics!
haha
Emu looks like he's morphing into Ernie of Sesame Street (or is it Burt)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:55,
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good thanks
I'm mostly doing music and videos these days, which is why I don't post much on this board.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:39,
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thanks to a side serving of dyslexia
that took me AGES to get!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:42,
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Not really relevant for the compo so I won't.
Just wanted to be the first to do it.
Also: Is it just me or does this lad look uncannily Tunnocks?
-tumbleweed-
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:28,
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Just wanted to be the first to do it.
Also: Is it just me or does this lad look uncannily Tunnocks?
-tumbleweed-
I'd go see it. It's fun T.J. time
1.
Q. Reindeers grow a new set of antlers each year. New antler growth in the spring and summer is nourished by a highly vascular covering called velvet which is shed in August. In 1953 Playboy featured its first ever fold out of a young Norma Jeane Mortenson from the red velvet photography sessions. Marilyn Monroe as she was better known appeared in three films in the year 1953. Can you name all three?
2.
Q. Which of the eight reindeers is Rudolph's mother?
3.
Q. Reindeer eat a moss called lichen. It grows on the ground and is good for them to eat and is naturally purple in color. In 1984 Clarence Williams III played Princes' father in the movie Purple Rain. He also appeared in the 2000 action thriller Reindeer Games. Who starred opposite Ben Afflek?
4.
Q. Which singer first recorded the song 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'?
5.
Q. Caribou and reindeer are not the same animal they are cousins. President George W. Bush, Sen. John Kerry and Hugh Hefner are also cousins (ninth). The October 1981 issue of Playboy's 'Girls of the Southeastern Conference' special featured an interview with Donald Sutherland. What character did his son play in the 2002 film 'Phone Booth'?
6.
Q. Name Santa's reindeers.
7.
Q. Reindeer owners cut a notch in the ears to tell who the reindeer belongs to. Mike Tyson also cut a notch in the ear of Evander Hollyfield during their September 28, 1997 bout in Las Vegas, Nevada. At the Cherry Patch Ranch just north of Vegas what is the house minimum price for a 30 minute visit with one of their 'gifted' employees?
8.
Q. The average speed a full grown reindeer can run whilst pulling a loaded sleigh is 14 m.p.h. In the 1976 film 'Logans Run' Farrah Fawcett-Majors played the part of Holly 13. In 1976 she was also appearing regularly in the Crime/Drama Megahit show "Charlie's Angels". How much was she paid as the character Jill Munroe per episode?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:27,
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Q. Reindeers grow a new set of antlers each year. New antler growth in the spring and summer is nourished by a highly vascular covering called velvet which is shed in August. In 1953 Playboy featured its first ever fold out of a young Norma Jeane Mortenson from the red velvet photography sessions. Marilyn Monroe as she was better known appeared in three films in the year 1953. Can you name all three?
2.
Q. Which of the eight reindeers is Rudolph's mother?
3.
Q. Reindeer eat a moss called lichen. It grows on the ground and is good for them to eat and is naturally purple in color. In 1984 Clarence Williams III played Princes' father in the movie Purple Rain. He also appeared in the 2000 action thriller Reindeer Games. Who starred opposite Ben Afflek?
4.
Q. Which singer first recorded the song 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'?
5.
Q. Caribou and reindeer are not the same animal they are cousins. President George W. Bush, Sen. John Kerry and Hugh Hefner are also cousins (ninth). The October 1981 issue of Playboy's 'Girls of the Southeastern Conference' special featured an interview with Donald Sutherland. What character did his son play in the 2002 film 'Phone Booth'?
6.
Q. Name Santa's reindeers.
7.
Q. Reindeer owners cut a notch in the ears to tell who the reindeer belongs to. Mike Tyson also cut a notch in the ear of Evander Hollyfield during their September 28, 1997 bout in Las Vegas, Nevada. At the Cherry Patch Ranch just north of Vegas what is the house minimum price for a 30 minute visit with one of their 'gifted' employees?
8.
Q. The average speed a full grown reindeer can run whilst pulling a loaded sleigh is 14 m.p.h. In the 1976 film 'Logans Run' Farrah Fawcett-Majors played the part of Holly 13. In 1976 she was also appearing regularly in the Crime/Drama Megahit show "Charlie's Angels". How much was she paid as the character Jill Munroe per episode?
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:32,
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2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total — 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second — a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload — not even counting the weight of the sleigh — to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison — this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance — this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion — If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
Also
If we assume that a mere 1% of those 2 billion children (20 million) leave santa a mince pie and each mince pie averages only 100 calories, 3500 calories equating to 1 pound in body fat, that's 5714285 pounds, or 2,592 metric tons gained in one single night. No wonder he's a fat fucker.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:40,
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1. No idea.
2. Don't know.
3. Never seen it.
4. Sorry.
5. Not sure.
6. Unknown.
7. Eh?
8. Other.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:36,
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2. Don't know.
3. Never seen it.
4. Sorry.
5. Not sure.
6. Unknown.
7. Eh?
8. Other.
That beard looks familiar...
...seriously, what was the source image. It looks surprisingly like my own fuzzy fizzog.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:10,
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The spacing between the letters is crazy
Chr ist op her
bigg ins
Woo, tho
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:27,
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bigg ins
Woo, tho
Does he have solo polo vision?
'ave a cup of tea, 'ave a cup of tea.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:21,
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Hahaha
I first read that as 'Sleeping Beattie'. That's probably been done, right?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:25,
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It probably will be
...not that there's anything wrong with that :)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:32,
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It s funny cause its true.
Hows it going me fine feathered friend?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:33,
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It goes good
What's the "Fine. feathered" bit about though, is it a sex thing?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:39,
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Arf!
That terrifying scene where the wicked witch tries to lure Gretel into the big bath.....
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:45,
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Hull, Now.
And wasn't it the Caretaker in the Bathroom with the Big Knife?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:46,
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I had cottage pie
home made, not made in a furniture store by people who don't care about you.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:07,
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Well I have to prepare (heat- not assemble from flat packed) them myself
so I can pour all of my narcissistic self-love into that process :D
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:09,
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Woo
first compo! You'll never win though, always tends to be the ones posted near the closing!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:48,
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The first entry, no less
I'm still a little wierded out by the fact theres been no mad rush of reposts and such...
It's quite eerie.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:19,
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It's quite eerie.
She was just a retard who gave a freakjob an alibi
Hooray for the Tron Theatre Group~~!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:55,
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I don't think this is the best site for trolling.
It's so easy just to click ignore.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:42,
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:55,
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to threadwastes, trolls etc
post a hippo, as it is much funnier than flaming them
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:15,
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I'd like to believe that there is a sign like that
on the border
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:39,
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I loved the joke when I first heard it.
And I must say your rendition of it ROCKS... hard.
I love the way teh letters are faded, but the arrow looks a wee bit wrong... Still wuv it.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 18:33,
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I love the way teh letters are faded, but the arrow looks a wee bit wrong... Still wuv it.
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
Extreme Panto. It's Pantomime season! So show us what wildly inappropriate film/book etc. you'd like to see 'panto'ed up' down at your local theatre.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:35,
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Extreme Panto. It's Pantomime season! So show us what wildly inappropriate film/book etc. you'd like to see 'panto'ed up' down at your local theatre.
Yellow Submarine
A hard Day's Night.
Help!
Magical Mystery Tour
Let it Be
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:39,
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Help!
Magical Mystery Tour
Let it Be
Lando!!
took way too long and looked so much better in my head!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:34,
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took way too long and looked so much better in my head!
Slipshod due to impending hometime.
'Doc, I've a cricket ball wedged up my arse'.
'How's that?'
'Don't you bloody start'.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 17:28,
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'Doc, I've a cricket ball wedged up my arse'.
'How's that?'
'Don't you bloody start'.
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